Chapter 31 Problems Left over from History
Liu Qingqing just wanted to speak, but he didn't expect Zhou Hu to find a new target and said without looking back: "Brother Ergou, you see that the two girls in front of you are really good-looking, alas, it's a pity that their breasts are a little smaller." ”
Zhou Yu's face was full of black lines at this time, and he quickly kicked Zhou Hu with his foot and said angrily: "Zhou Biao, don't be kidding, we still have to go to do something!" After speaking, he wanted to drag Zhou Hu over.
Who knows that Zhou Hu is looking at it, how can he pay attention to Zhou Yu? So he broke free from Zhou Yu's tug, and replied: "Brother Ergou, I'm not joking with you, look at the two girls in front of you who look good!" ”
What would Zhou Yu do if he had a knife in his hand now? The answer must be to hack Zhou Hu to death with a knife. But does Zhou Yu have a knife in his hand now? No, so Zhou Hu is still alive now.
Zhou Yu's face was so hot that he could make a pancake, and he used all his strength to pull Zhou Hu over, and said loudly: "Zhou Dabiao, it's time for us to go and do something." ”
Zhou Hu was about to speak, when he suddenly saw the three beauties glaring at him angrily, his eyes widened, and he suddenly remembered that Brother Ergou seemed to call himself Zhou Dabiao just now, and immediately knew that the matter was revealed, and it is estimated that his lewd appearance just now had fallen into the eyes of several beauties.
In the past, when the brothers did bad things, they always bravely said that their name was Zhou Dabiao, and for this reason, the two of them suffered from Brother Da Biao's shadowless feet.
But it's really wronged.,Which of the hot-blooded men doesn't look at the beauty like he just did.,It's bad if the thing is bad for him to be caught by someone!
But this thing is also smart, and he suddenly fluttered his head and said, "Brother Ergou, I was joking with you just now, right?" There weren't any beauties at all just now, so how could I have been deceived, right? Hahaha! ”
The three big beauties watched Zhou Hu perform clumsily like fools, and even the little Lori pouted and looked like you were very demented.
Zhou Hu is very injured now, but the play has to be finished, so he stubbornly said, "Brother Ergou, let's go and do something, right?" If it's too late, it won't be. ”
Zhou Yu nodded, and the two brothers raised their legs and were about to withdraw.
"Wait! Why, you want to run away after playing hooligans? Hey, don't run, those two perverts say you. A crisp female voice shouted.
The two brothers looked at each other, and felt that they had really done something unseemly when they ran away like this, so they both stopped their steps.
One of the two girls before had a pair of phoenix eyes "Zizi" bubbling with small flames, pinching Xiaoman's waist with one hand, pointing at the two of them with the other, and the towering twin peaks trembled because of anger.
Zhuge Xiaoxiao felt very unlucky today, why did he encounter such two perverts? It's really a poor mountain and a bad water, at the beginning, my good friend Zhang Qian found that there were two men following behind, so the two took advantage of each other's inattention to quietly go around behind these two perverts, who knew that Lu Dao was said to be worthless.
As the sixty-eighth generation descendant of the dignified Zhuge Wuhou, he wants to have a family background and a family background, how could he have been so arranged by a boy? What boy doesn't tremble when he sees him? If you don't teach these two perverts a lesson today, especially the pot head who is full of nonsense, how can the pervert get out of this evil breath in his heart?
Liu Qingqing, who was next to him, saw that Zhuge Xiaoxiao was about to go crazy, and hurriedly dissuaded: "Xiaoxiao, forget it, people don't do anything to you, let's continue to visit the big market." Zhang Qian next to her also dissuaded.
But Zhuge Xiaoxiao didn't know what kind of madness Lu Dao had today, that is, he couldn't get along with the two of them, stopped the two who wanted to continue to dissuade them, and said to the two brothers crisply: "Look at you two big men, you can be regarded as good-looking, but why don't you know that Lu Dao is good at learning?" Dare to play hooligan in broad daylight. In this way, you apologize to a few of us, this matter is over, no matter how you say Miss Ben, I am also a descendant of Zhuge Liang, and I still have this kind of heart. ”
As soon as he heard that this girl was Zhuge Liang's descendant, Zhou Yu frowned and knew that something bad was going to happen, and he said that this girl still has a chest, but how can she have a little heart!
Sure enough, as soon as Zhuge Xiaoxiao's voice fell, Zhou Hu raised his head suddenly, his tiger eyes widened, and he stared at Zhuge Xiaoxiao fiercely.
To say that Zhou Hu is definitely a model of respecting ancestors, since he watched Luo Guanzhong's Romance of the Three Kingdoms when he was a child, he has been angry with his ancestor Zhou Yu being killed by Zhuge Liang.
How could the ancestor be so angry with Zhuge Liang, a fortune teller? This is really against genealogy and history, so much so that whoever mentions Zhuge Liang later will be anxious, and the two people he hates the most in his life are Zhuge Liang and Luo Guanzhong. Although the adults also explained to him at that time that it was just a novel and could not be counted, the straight-tempered Zhou Hu just couldn't listen to it.
Today, I still met Zhuge Liang's descendants, how did this matter end? Zhou Yu slapped his forehead, "I'm a god, hurry up and thunder and kill me." ”
Being stared at fiercely by Zhou Hu, Zhuge Xiaoxiao was not only not afraid, but also raised a fighting spirit. His chest was straight, his apricot eyes were wide, and he said with a sinister face: "Pervert, what are you looking at me like this?" Is your heart empty? Tell you that this girl is not a person who is afraid of things! ”
Zhou Hu laughed angrily at this girl, nodded and asked in a deep voice: "Girl, don't be a hooligan and a pervert, we just looked at you a few times, and this can be separated from the hooligan for 108,000 miles, right?" You can't be unforgiving. And what did you just say? Zhuge Liang's descendants are not small, so let me ask you a question, how did you say Zhou Yu died? ”
Zhou Yu had no choice but to lean towards Zhou Hu's side to prevent this kid from suddenly going crazy without speculation. When Zhou Hu and others solve this problem left over from history, whoever persuades him will go up, even if he himself is not easy to do.
Zhuge Xiaoxiao is now proud in his heart, this pot lid should be suppressed by himself, otherwise how could he ask such an idiotic question? So he replied casually: "Of course, I was angry with my ancestor Zhuge Wuhou." ”
In fact, how did Zhu Zhou Yu die, Zhuge Xiaoxiao didn't know the Tao at all, but if the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was written like this, he would say so.
The hornet's nest was finally poked open, and Zhou Hu said loudly angrily: "You girl is just talking nonsense, hmph, there is no good person in the Zhuge family." Just relying on Zhuge Liang, a fortune teller, can the wise and martial Zhou Yu be angry to death? That's Luo Guanzhong writing nonsense! I think of how majestic my ancestor Zhou Yu and Zhou Dadu were back then, leading the army of Eastern Wu to fight Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops.
Haven't you heard Su Dongpo's words, the big river goes east, and the waves are full of eternal romantic characters. Therefore, the west of the fortress is: Three Kingdoms, Zhou Lang, and Chibi. Listen, it's 'Three Kingdoms, Zhou Lang, Chibi', it's Zhou Lang, not Zhuge Liang.
If you want me to say that Zhuge Liang just caught up with a good time, he met Liu Bei, a dead-eyed fool, if he was put on hold until now, he would be a fortune teller who set up a stall......"
Zhuge Xiaoxiao was dizzy when she heard it, but she still understood one thing, the relationship between the pot and herself is still a feud!
At this time, the little Lori Liu Jiajia couldn't hold it back, and said coquettishly: "Don't argue, our teacher said that Zhou Yu is a big hero, not angry with Zhuge Liang." Zhuge Liang is also a big hero, and he and Zhou Yu are good friends. ”
The two of them, who were already neatly dressed and ready to fight again, listened to Xiao Nannan's words, like a deflated ball, and suddenly deflated, making Liu Qingqing and Zhang Qian squat down with their stomachs covered with laughter.