Chapter 32: Troublemaker
Ma Yishan looked at his hands trembling, he thought that he had held several earth's treasures tightly in his dream just now!
What a temptation for a poor man, but for the sake of the peace of the earth, and out of an understanding of the greedy nature of man, he gave up this low-hanging wealth.
"Yu Tan Luo Hua, is it because I absorbed your energy that I became so thin on money?"
However, Ma Yishan likes to eat meat, which is very different from Buddhism, and he is not willing to really rely on monks.
Nowadays, even if they are ordained, they are always ready to break their vows, but now it is no longer fashionable to become a monk, and they are all vulgar.
Ma Yishan thinks that if people can't keep the precepts now, then you should be an ordinary person honestly, don't take the trouble to carry out a rite of ordination, and then shave your head and hide and secretly eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, this is obviously a fake monk.
He didn't embrace Buddhism because he absorbed a flower from the Buddhist record, he just reserved his respect for the Buddha.
He got out of bed and felt as if his body was empty, and it felt amazing. He wanted to go out to test his strength again, and by the way, he went to review the boxing skills he had just learned.
As soon as he saw that it was only about six o'clock, he went out to have breakfast and went back to the park.
He used to think that only old men and women would come to the park to settle down, but now he realized that the park was also a good place to come and exercise, and he would come back more often in the future.
He often saw some old men who were obese to hundreds of kilograms and were about to die before they hurriedly came to the park to run and play Tai Chi, and once saw an old man playing a set of Chen's Tai Chi more than once, because there was a fierce movement of force, suddenly he spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then he shouted, fell to the ground, and hung up.
He felt that it was useless not to exercise when he was young, and to exercise when he was about to die, and to solve it when he couldn't solve it, which is a very common pathological mentality of Chinese people.
He ran around the park, feeling that his body was as fast as the wind, and when he reached the second lap, a group of national long-distance runners also came to the park to suffer, and they saw Ma Yishan running fast, so they unconsciously chased after him.
They originally thought that Ma Yishan would be able to run viagra at most one lap, this park is very large, and one lap is at least 8 kilometers, but they were wrong.
Halfway through the run, those athletes could barely see Ma Yishan.
Usually long-distance running is slow, but Ma Yishan kept accelerating as if he had unlimited physical strength, and even the motorcycle inside was driven away by him when he reached the peak.
Those national-level athletes have been training hard for five or six years, and their self-esteem has been greatly bruised.
So they all used all their strength to chase Ma Yishan, and when they were about to catch up, they saw that Ma Yishan was still on the phone!
"Damn! Damn, he can still talk on the phone while running so fast, is he still human? ”
They all wondered if the Olympic champion had come here for morning training, but they hadn't seen him!
Later, when the third lap was reached, some athletes could no longer bear it, and after vomiting a mouthful of blood from the sky, they fell to the ground.
The other athletes continued to chase with tears in their eyes, and by the fourth lap, they were all vomiting blood one after another and lying on the side of the road.
When Ma Yishan ran to the fifth lap, he was a little surprised to see a large group of coaches crying in the park, and there were a lot of people who came to watch the excitement, so he stopped running and squeezed up to see the excitement.
He asked an old man next to him, "Uncle, what's wrong with these people?" Who are they? Was there a fight just now? ”
The old man held a Tai Chi fan and said while fanning the cold: "I don't know what to do, it seems that several national-level athletes came here to train in order to participate in the Asian Games in ten days, but I don't know what Lu Dao was doing and suddenly vomited blood and fell to the ground!" ”
Ma Yishan crossed his waist and said, "Huh? So serious wow! Is it malnutrition? ”
The old man nodded and said, "Possibly, possibly!" The current coach is very picky, these slaves are very miserable! ”
The first time Ma Yishan heard someone call an athlete a slave, he didn't agree with such a title, he thought that wouldn't he become an Olympic champion after a few years of training? If you get kicked out, you can go to the stall! The future is limitless!
He glanced at the busy figures of the medical staff, and some of them were taking out their mobile phones to take pictures, and he walked over to the gym equipment.
He looked at the equipment, he felt how pitiful people were now, he could only play with these, he wanted to go to the fitness club to play, but now he only had a few thousand yuan left, which was given to him by Xu Rongrong last time when he came to his house, if he spent it, he would become poor again.
He didn't like to play horizontal bars and parallel bars, and he looked next to him to see a huge stone lion!
He saw that there didn't seem to be anyone next to him, so he went over and took a few shots.
"This stone lion is at least more than a thousand catties, right? I'll see if I can lift it. ”
He used to see the heroes described in the commentary, what Qin Qiong, Xiang Yu, Li Yuanba and other cattle people, all of them are ancient versions of Iron Man, thousands of pounds of giant tripods and stone lions, etc., can be easily lifted, he used to look at them very envied their great strength, and now he is going to challenge them!
He grabbed one of the lion's feet with his left hand, and before the other hand could reach over, the stone lion flew over his head with a roar and smashed out!!
He looked stunned as he was still holding a half-severed lion's leg in his hand, and watched as the stone lion smashed a dozen big trees next to him to the ground!!
Seeing that those trees fell to the ground one by one, Ma Yishan was so frightened that he stretched out his tongue, hurriedly threw down the stones in his hand, and rushed out of the park quickly.
The people in the park thought it was an earthquake, and they all rushed out shouting as if they were crazy, and Ma Yishan saw that an old woman flew out of the top of everyone's heads, and then suddenly turned over the tree!!
Passers-by were stunned, and they all thought it was a monkey.
When Ma Yishan ran out of the park, the gate of the park was already in chaos, and reporters from various TV stations rushed to hear the news, and something big happened.
Ma Yishan felt that this big event had happened too quickly, everything was out of control, and he didn't have time to think about it, when he suddenly saw a person desperately robbing clothes at a clothing stall next to the park!
I saw a person who looked as ugly as he looked at was taking advantage of the chaos to take advantage of the chaos and desperately put clothes in the clothes store with a big bag, while the shopkeeper beauty next to him was crying.
"Daring fanatic!"
Ma Yishan, who was now the inflacy of the invulnerable King Kong gourd baby, was furious, and immediately rushed forward and began his first chivalrous battle!
He had just run over to reason with the robber, and was about to make a move, when Xu Rongrong's words came.
It was Xu Rongrong's call just now, and when he was on the phone, he ran to death a large number of national-level long-distance runners, and now Xu Rongrong is calling again.
Ma Yishan stopped the gangster's questioning, and he said to the phone: "Hey? My dear! I'm fighting—robbery! No! I'm doing chivalry! Would you like to call later? ”
So Xu Rongrong hung up suspiciously.
Ma Yishan put down the phone and saw the beautiful shopkeeper next to him looking at him gratefully, tears streaming down, as if to say okay, God will not die me.
The gangster took out a fruit knife and shouted at him, "Enough trouble, no little kids!" Please come back to chivalry after you have made boring phone calls, can you do it! You have to respect the gangsters, too! ”
After the two of them glared at each other, the beautiful shopkeeper next to them suddenly laughed, her body couldn't support it, and she was holding on to the wall with her jade hand.
The gangster shouted at her, "Be serious! We are shedding blood and dying for life! ”
Although Ma Yishan was a little nervous, he knew that he was already invincible in the world, so there was no need to be afraid, he said: "Although I am a little kid, how about I let you make three moves first?" Come on! Stab me to death! ”
The gangster suddenly grabbed a milk cover next to him and threw it over, stabbing at the same time!
The milk cover was thrown on Ma Yishan's head at once.
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