"You're sick! Why hit my car ass! ”

Xu Dongdong is not to be outdone, she has been quarreling since she was a child, and when it comes to quarrels, she can almost get a postdoctoral degree!

She also scolded angrily: "Damn! I'm sick, you have medicine! It was your car that started slowly on its own just now, otherwise it wouldn't have hit the front of my car at all, and now you're still on my head, hey, are you a man or not! Drove such a good car in vain! No wonder everyone says that local tyrants are rich and uneducated! ”

The colorful head shook and seemed surprised, and picked out its ears: "You say I'm not a man?" Are you sure you're saying that?! ”

This colorful, cockscomb-like head, with a red headband tied on it, I don't know what to paint on a face, dirty, and two huge headphones on my ears, still fluorescent, Xu Dongdong frowned.

"I'll just say you're not a man! I said you're a shemale! Dress like this and go back to your shemale planet! ”

The cockscomb whistled, and suddenly raised the mobile phone in his hand, and immediately, Xu Dongdong heard his mobile phone suddenly ding.

She raised her eyebrows strangely, and found that it was a friend request on WeChat.

It's still added through guò WeChat 'people nearby'.

She looked at the avatar suspiciously, the avatar was a colorful skeleton, a non-mainstream style of killing Matt!

Not to mention, it also matches your own car style~

Xu Dongdong looked at the cockscomb head in front of him again: "It's you?" ”

The cockscomb snapped his fingers: "Yes, it's me!" Miss, look what I sent you! ”

Xu Dongdong has always had a bold habit, and belongs to the type of curiosity that kills cats.

Without saying a word, she passed the man's request for verification.

Then, a picture came to mind.

it!

Fruit man!

Although I wore a triangle nene, but ...... Even the mermaid line can be seen clearly!

And...... I'm rubbing!

This fruit man (although only half LUO) is wearing a very sassy black little Nene, I really don't know that a man's Nene can be so delicate and so sassy!

Moreover, this ...... You can see it from under the tiny piece of fabric...... Forehead...... Such an evil silhouette!!

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Xu Dongdong's mouth let out a scream of up to two hundred decibels: "You! You...... What are you sending here! ”

"Nothing special!" The cockscomb spat out a bubble gum and said with a narrow smile: "Miss, didn't you ask me if I was a man?" Is this picture of mine enough to prove that I'm a man? ”

Xu Dongdong's face was red: "You...... You are guilty of spreading obscene materials, I ...... I'm going to sue you! ”

"Forget it, Miss! Also said that I spread Yin filthy materials! What about you? Look at your WeChat profile picture, big red lips, smoky makeup, ouch a nightclub BIAO! Play Shake a Shake Dating Often! Well? Would you like to give it a try with me? ”

I rub!

Xu Dongdong then remembered that he had changed his WeChat avatar!

BEFORE, HER WECHAT AVATARS WERE ALL VERY STRONG TWO MEN KISS, WHICH PROVED THAT SHE WAS A 100% ROTTEN GIRL!

But recently I want to do an interview, the interview subject is a very conservative uncle, she used this WeChat for the first time to add that uncle, uncle bunker, refuse to pass guò!

Xu Dongdong was ruthless, so he could only change his style and change a very vulgar avatar, a blonde beauty! Dark circles, smoky makeup! Big red lips! And laughing so!

it! The uncle immediately passed her friend request! And very special hospitality!

Xu Dongdong simply decided to keep this avatar that is not her style at all for a week, a week!

But I didn't expect that a few days a week away, I met such a perverted shemale!

I also said that I was a nightclub BIAO! I often play dating!

Where has she played a date, okay?

Even if she wants to play, no one wants to play with her, okay! (Of course, Miss Xu Dongdong will not admit this~)

"Why are you stunned? I saw that you were so, and reluctantly said that I was just going to make an appointment with you, do you think I like you very much? Please look in the mirror and stop using the Meitu App! ”

Xu Dongdong is easy to mess with, she is a female man! Fighting all over the five continents and four oceans, even if he meets the GG of the African black tribe in the primeval jungle, he is not afraid, how can he be afraid of the cockscomb head in front of him, which does not seem to be particularly strong!

Immediately, Miss Xu Dongdong quickly picked up a wrench from under her seat and smashed it down at the cockscomb head!

At this moment, a scream sounded next to him: "Dongdong, Dongdong, stop!" ”

It turned out that Hatsuyuki, who had just gone to buy Coke at a convenience store, had returned.

The cockscomb raised his face, glanced at each other with Chu Xue, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly shouted: "Yo, little bride, it's you!" Long time no see! ”

"Yes, it's me...... Zhou Gongzi! Hatsuyuki smiled awkwardly.

Just now when she bought a Coke and came back, she found that Dongdong couldn't argue with people, but Dongdong has a hot temper, she can quarrel with ten people every day, whoever quarrels with her is unlucky, but the more she looks at that person, the more familiar she becomes, that head really makes people look at the hairstyle that she wants to use as a feather duster, not Zhou Tong and Zhou Dashao!

Zhou Tong saw that it was the first snow, and the hippie smile became even stronger: "Little bride, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you to death, can I invite you to dinner today?" ”

Xu Dongdong listened to it next to him, these two people actually knew each other!

All right!

Xu Dongdong shouted: "Xia Chuxue, why is your taste getting worse and worse, how can you make friends with this kind of person!" I don't know you from now on! Hello, goodbye, bye-bye! ”

"Hey, Dongdong, don't be angry, don't be angry! Actually, Zhou Gongzi is very good, really! He helped me a lot last time! ”

Chu Xue leaned into Xu Dongdong's ear and quickly explained.

Zhou Tong smiled at Xu Dongdong with a hippie smile again: "Yo, female man, I didn't expect you to be a friend of the little bride!" It's really strange, people's little brides are so feminine and cute, why are you so rude? People are goddesses, you are a female neurotic! ”

"You ......" Xu Dongdong saw that he was about to pick up the wrench again and pounce on it fiercely, Chu Xue hurriedly stopped her, and desperately gave up his hands to make peace: "You two don't quarrel anymore, okay!" Now Dongdong and I are going to catch up with our classmates, about half past eight, you see that this road is so blocked now, even if you plug in your wings, it is difficult to fly, you two quarrel again, I really don't know what to do! ”