Liu Mei smiled, "Sister Le Yan, what kind of tiger are you talking about?" What kind of tigers do we have? Where is the tiger? ”

Le Yan stood up, looked at the flying saucer vigilantly, and said, "Look! Now this flying saucer has been occupied by Brother Ma's fool's ring, everyone should pay attention! ”

The flying saucer suddenly spun in a slow circle on its own, and everyone looked at it.

I just heard that flying saucer suddenly made a voice by itself, "I just saw Le Yan manipulating indiscriminately and teaching her a lesson, she delayed the idiot's business, and now the idiot has been waiting for seven tricks to smoke, why don't you hurry up and meet him?" ”

So Liu Mei and Master Leshan walked towards the flying saucer together, and Le Yan shouted behind him: "Are you all crazy? I was injured by that flying saucer! Don't go in! ”

Zhixuan walked to the side of the hatch and turned his head and said, "The flying saucer has been said, and now Master Ma needs us!" And it seems to hate you alone, and it has nothing to do with us! ”

After she finished speaking, she turned around and walked in, Le Yan thought for a while in the back, and also ran in with her head down.

At this time, Ma Yishan waited next to a lake in Faguo until the flowers were grateful, he waited left and right, and finally gave the flying saucer to him.

The speed of the flying saucer is the speed of light, and it only took less than a second to come to Ma Yishan and them from home to abroad.

At this time, the sentence of the capital of the development country had completed its task, and he came back to Ma Yishan to meet him.

Ma Yishan told him that there was nothing serious, so he sat with him on the stone bench by the lake and chatted.

That sentence is called Richard's sentence, he is tall and thin, and he holds a bladeless scythe in his hand, which makes people fearful in the country, but Ma Yishan is also a person who makes people feared in China.

Ma Yishan looked at his bladeless sickle and said, "It turns out that foreign gods of death really like to use sickles!" ”

Richard smiled, he held up a cup of coffee and said, "People in our country are very romantic and like to eat and drink, but this is a matter of harvesting human lives." The legend is more uniform, and we will do whatever people are afraid of, unlike the people in your country who are afraid of bull heads and horses. ”

He saw that none of Ma Yishan's subordinates were bull heads or horse noodles, and he was very puzzled, "Isn't your domestic bull head and horse noodles no longer popular?" ”

Ma Yishan smiled, "Now the young people in our country have lost the education of traditional culture since they were children, at least more than half of them don't understand the meaning of the cow head and horse face are the god of death, they only know what Ultraman fairy tales and some boring love drama bullshit stars are, and they don't have the slightest awe of ghosts and gods." ”

"Oh? Then you won't be in a bull-headed horse face costume, will you? ”

Ma Yishan sighed and said, "Honestly. Nowadays, people shed tears when they see the coffin, and those who can educate them can only die! If we still look like a bull and a horse to go out to do things, it is estimated that they will laugh, which will greatly damage the dignity of our prefectural departments, so I will boldly reform to the current appearance of a soldier, and I will kill as soon as we meet! Don't talk to them more! ”

Richard was very surprised when he heard it, the people in their country are more romantic, if some ghosts meet some bad people, they should first ask for a dream to persuade them a few times. And then he really killed him when he couldn't do it.

Ma Yishan felt that their methods were too merciful, and they were fundamentally different from the tough style they had always had in China, so he asked, "What if some prisoners are persuaded by you." Is there really a change of heart? Will you not kill them? ”

Richard took a cup of coffee and said, "yes, just cut off a hand!" No need to kill them! ”

Ma Yishan also picked up a cup of coffee and took a sip, saying, "We sometimes advise, but it depends on the person." If he can give up everything and change his ways, we might have some rewards! But if you don't listen. Then the whole family is dead! ”

The content of the chat between these two ghosts, if it is heard by some ordinary people, it is estimated that it will scare many people to death, and if they know that what they said is true, it will be even more terrifying.

At this time, Ma Yishan saw a flash of light flashing from the sky, and saw a flying saucer coming in front of everyone.

When Richard saw a flying saucer parked in front of them, his people were startled and said, "Yes, yes...... Alien Visit! ”

Richard has been an official for so many years, and he has never seen aliens, and he doesn't know what to do for a while.

As soon as the flying saucer opened the hatch, they stood up nervously, their weapons clenched in their hands.

Ma Yishan saw Le Yan running out with his head down, and immediately ran over, threw himself into his arms, and cried.

Then he saw that Zhixuan, Liu Mei and Master Leshan were also coming, and he greeted him with a smile.

Richard said in surprise: "Could it be that Lord Ma knows these friends from outer space?" ”

Ma Yishan laughed, "They are all my friends, they are all ghosts or my friends, and the flying saucer is mine!" ”

After hearing and thinking about it, Richard was relieved, he thought that Ma Yishan was a leader who liked to reform the old and remove the new, so it was not strange to get a flying saucer out to play.

Ma Yishan originally had a anger and wanted to vent, but when he saw Le Yan crying very aggrievedly, he couldn't help but think of the situation when Li Lexian entrusted Le Yan to him, and he softened.

"Your master is not here, you have to be obedient, otherwise I won't cover you, where did you go to play just now?"

He lifted Le Yan's head, and seeing that her face was full of tears, Le Yan said, "Just now I accidentally got the flying saucer to the universe outside the solar system!" ”

Ma Yishan and Richard were both taken aback, "How can you be so nonsense?" What do you think? Scared? ”

At this point, the saucer suddenly disappeared, and it returned to the fool's ring on its own.

At the same time, the fool ring spoke, "I taught her a lesson!" I don't like her! ”

Ma Yishan was also puzzled by the second monk when he heard this, and he said, "How did you punish her?" But when I was on a mission, she ran around and played, delaying so many people's business, and she really should be punished, aren't you doing it now? What are you crying about? ”

Ma Yishan saw her crying desolately, so he just criticized her a few words, and at this time, Master Leshan came over and said to him: "Just now, Master Ma, your fool ring, controlled the flying saucer, and used a laser weapon to teach Miss Le Yan a lesson, and beat her to the point that her internal organs bleed. ”

Ma Yishan's face sank like water, without the slightest anger, "Good fight, anyway, you are okay now, she is usually too naughty, if you dare to mess around in the future, I will punish you again!" ”

Seeing that Ma Yishan didn't look at Le Yan, the fool ring, he was a little embarrassed, and said, "Actually...... Who told her to mess around! If it weren't for me, she'd be dead by now! ”

Le Yan said angrily: "Hmph! You used a laser weapon to hurt me, why did you pretend to be a good person and say that you saved me? ”

At this time, Richard looked at the ring on Ma Yishan's hand with great interest, and they were all amazed.

"Lord Ma! Your ring can be used to store items at will, talk and chat, and manipulate flying saucers to hit people? It's incredible! ”

At this time, all the people looked at the fool's ring, waiting for its explanation.

Le Yan said: "Hurry up and throw it away!" It's an evil ring! Today there is it without me! ”

Ma Yishan looked at the ring that had been with him since two years ago.

This ring was a gift from his grandfather himself, and he knew that it was a treasure of the fairy world, and he believed that there was nothing wrong with it.

"I know there must be some misunderstanding here, so you can explain it."

Seeing that Ma Yishan was so fair, the fool ring exhaled and said, "Actually, I am the most inferior ring in the immortal world, otherwise I wouldn't have appeared in this garbage realm in the world." ”

Listening to its tone, everyone could guess how beautiful the realm of the fairy world was.

"I was ordered by the doll of the fairy world, that is, your grandfather, to come to the world to take care of you and assist you, in order to fulfill the responsibility of a righteous ghost, to help you make a name for yourself and sweep away the ugliness.

"My task is to help you complete the task well, and when I find some dangerous people hiding around you, I have the responsibility to teach the bad guys a lesson without taking your orders, so as to ensure that your work can be carried out smoothly and your personal safety!

"That idiot just now, what she pressed in the flying saucer was a self-destruct button, if I hadn't been watching her from the side, she and those dozens of unlucky ghosts would have been blown up a long time ago!"

That self-detonation system was a device that Lin Huping, the former judge of the South China Sea, kept for himself to commit suicide, and was accidentally pressed by the careless Le Yan, if it weren't for the fool ring, she would have finished playing it long ago.

"You idiot, your master doesn't want you anymore, your sister doesn't want you anymore, and after the last mistake, I was unlucky enough to press the self-destruct button, don't you like masochism? I'm going to deliberately use laser weapons to teach you a lesson, so that you know the serious consequences of doing something wrong! ”

At this time, all the talents suddenly realized, and Le Yan lowered his head and kept silent.

Ma Yishan breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this and said, "Okay, you did a good job, Le Yan should accept the corresponding punishment." ”

At this time, the ring suddenly said in a clear female voice: "You don't hate me? (To be continued......)