Chapter 5 Are You as Stupid as Ruri?
Sometimes, what is a maverick in plain sight is often smoothed out by the inaction of the audience in high shock. For example, at this moment, when Wang Lu strode behind Tianlun Zhenjun and was about to step into the tomb of the immortals, the surrounding Yuan Infant Transformation Gods stared wide-eyed and dumbfounded, but no one stopped them, because everyone thought that this was some kind of special program, which must contain deep meaning, but they didn't know much......
Even the people of Hetu Dao just stared at Wang Lu seriously and didn't say a word.
However, before Wang Lu could cross the door under the stunned gaze of everyone, a powerful palm on his shoulder pressed him firmly in place.
"Stinky boy, are you going to die?"
Wang Lu looked at the master who stopped him in surprise, if she hadn't stabbed him sideways, he would have been able to fool in. As for how much risk there will be in the Tomb of the Immortals, in fact, there will not be much risk, for the Tomb of the Immortals, Wang Lu, as the holder of the map, has known more than anyone present in the past few years of analysis, although there is danger there, but it is not the Longtan Tiger's Den, at least the first few levels are not in danger of life.
But before he could insist on his defense, Master's words made his face sink.
"Take that thing in your Wuxiang Immortal's heart on an adventure? You're really dead? ”
As he spoke, Wang Lu was not allowed to refute at all, so the master lifted him up, and a mana of the same origin as Wuxianggong poured into his body, making him unable to move, and then flew away, leaving no room for questioning.
It was the first time that Wang Lu discovered that the speed of Master's Imperial Sword could be so fast, she was just a Jindan monk, stepping on the emerald bamboo sword, crisscrossing the clouds and mist, it was actually thousands of miles in an instant. Tens of thousands of miles from Tiannan Prefecture to Cangxi Prefecture only took the work of tea. Wang Lu only felt that there was a flower in front of him, and a familiar green water and green mountains in front of him had already returned to the territory of Lingjian Mountain with his master.
And after returning to Wuxiang Peak, the master didn't even have time to say a word, his face was gloomy, and he directly carried Wang Lu into the bamboo room where the two had lived together for more than ten years. Then he pressed him down on the bed and reached out to untie him.
Wang Lu was simply surprised: "Hey, is this some kind of strange welfare treatment on Wuxiang Peak?" It's not that I can't accept it, but should I take a shower first and then eat two catties of oysters? It's better for you and for me. ”
The master sneered a few times with disdain, and then reached out and untied his red and white robe without stopping, and the movements were so smooth and easy that it was difficult to explain with only the familiarity of the hand.
And when Wang Wu didn't stop moving and continued to stretch his hand to the trouser belt, Wang Lu felt more and more that things were not good. In the past ten years, the master and apprentice have indeed joked about this aspect, but in fact, in addition to the banter, the two have a very subtle grasp of proportion, and they have never exceeded it. And at the moment, no matter how you look at the scene of rape, let alone what you can't overpass, it's definitely an illegal and criminal act
But seeing that the master had a solemn face, without the slightest intention of lewdness, Wang Lu could only guess that the master had trained me for so many years, just to one day be able to collect yang and make up for the yin, and fill in her lack of cultivation and discipline? Now that I have succeeded in the Void Pill, there is a Xiyi quasi-legend in my body, which is a legendary-level great supplement, her old man just has to sit on the ground and absorb the soil, so she will bid farewell to the Jindan realm and become a glorious Yuanying Zhenren, making up for the gap with other Heavenly Sword Hall elders, and the monthly offering can also go to a higher level There is such a reliable reason, Wang Lu can't imagine that the master has any reason not to be fortunate to him at this time
But the next moment, Wang Lu knew that he had thought wrongly, because after the master took off his pants, he took a box of ointment out of nowhere and reached out to apply it on him. The ointment was cool to the touch, and the slightest coolness gradually penetrated along the skin, penetrating from the blood veins into the heart of the Yufu Immortal, making the red golden Phaseless Immortal Heart covered with a layer of faint green light.
"Ice Heart?"
Master snorted coldly: "Otherwise, can it still be the Seal Zhu Divine Oil?" You stupid person who doesn't know whether to live or die, do you really think that with your thirty-five cultivation of the Phaseless Immortal Heart, you can suppress a Heavenly Demon-level demon for a long time? ”
"A Heavenly Demon-level demon?"
Master said: "I don't know how the Dao is divided in the Xiyi Continent, but in my opinion, it is a powerful demon, invisible and invisible, growing and growing from the evil thoughts of the human heart, the most weird and difficult, you don't know how to use to hit him hard, and then use the Wuxiang Immortal Heart to suppress it, the idea is good, but the method is to find death at all, this kind of demon suppression is okay for a while, get along for a long time, do you think you don't die fast enough?" ”
Wang Lu's face was constricted, and the operation of the Yuan Shen swept through his body once: "There is no shadow and no form... Can't even detect the abnormality without Xianggong? ”
"Then it depends on whose incomparable work, just you? Hehe. After sneering, Wang Wu explained: "It's because it's too weak, so it can only parasitize in your body for a short period of time, and your Phaseless Immortal Heart has a solid foundation, making its parasitism progress very slow, but at the same time, it doesn't behave at all." The last time I saw you in Xiyi, I didn't notice it for a while, but when you come back...... Tsk, the death omen above your head can blind my eyes."
“…… Is it that powerful? ”
"Otherwise, do you think that when you read the report, I was standing behind you all the time? I have a headache when I listen to such a boring thing, and I have to fight wits and courage with the third child's heartless goods in the middle...... Isn't it to help you suppress the demon for the sake of the teacher? ”
Wang Lu exclaimed: "Isn't it to supervise me to read the sponsorship speech?" ”
"Nonsense, with your temperament, you must come back to me after reading it, and you need to be overseed?" Wang Wu said very understandingly, while reaching out and pressing on Wang Lu's chest, the pure and vigorous phaseless mana poured into Wang Lu's body, like an elite army, in the jade mansion surrounded the ghostly light of the phaseless immortal heart.
"Okay, I'll take care of the rest, and you can sleep obediently."
As soon as the words fell, Wang Lu felt a sinking in his brain, and sleepiness was unstoppable.
When I woke up, the light in the bamboo room was dim, and the blood-colored sunset slanted through the window, bringing a trace of warmth. There is a faint aroma of wine in the room, which is very warm. Judging from the light, Wang Lu guessed that he should have been asleep for half a day. When he was brought back to Lingjian Mountain by Master in Tiannan Prefecture before, it was not long after noon, and it was only evening at this time.
The next moment, Master's lazy voice came into my ears from the hall outside the bedroom.
"Finally woke up, Young Master Lu? Tsk, I can really sleep, it's been three years and six months. ”
Wang Lu got up suddenly: "Three years and six months? ”
The master smiled maliciously in the hall, "yes, I didn't expect that, right? When I woke up, it was already a sea of vicissitudes, and the world had changed. By the way, two days ago it happened to be your sister Liuli's wedding, and you didn't attend it when you patronized it, right? ”
"Wait, Xiao Liuli's wedding?"
"Yes, the object is the night of the Ten Thousand Laws Immortal Gate, and now the midnight real person can be regarded as a talented woman. Chop Ziye has a crush on Xiao Liuli, you should know about this, right? In the past few years when you have been asleep, you have launched a crazy offensive on the night of chopping, and the key is that people have sent a lot of dowry gifts up the mountain, and they are full of sincerity, which is really impossible to refuse. ”
Wang Lu frowned: "And then?" ”
"Then you slept for too long, and the identity of the chief disciple was taken away by Zhu Shiyao, although I also helped you fight for it, but people successfully promoted to Jindan, and there were many shocking performances in the tomb of the immortals, and the edge even overwhelmed Qionghua, you sleeping beauty is really not competitive." Although you have been unmatched in the past few years and have repeatedly created miracles, Jindan's previous achievements are actually false. ”
"Uh, anything else?"
"Then there is the dissolution of your Zhi Sect, several deputy sect leaders are vying for power and profit, but your sect leader is not there, and no one is suppressed, so it will soon go its own way, scattered and divided, and once the Zhi Sect has no backbone, the next step is to ignore everyone, and then it will be swallowed up by other forces."
"Tsk, three years and six months have passed, and I have become so miserable?" Wang Lu's tone was full of disbelief.
Wang Wu was indifferent: "It's normal, since your debut, you have had a lot of adventures and made great progress, but after all, your foundation is shallow, once you stop, it's like sailing against the current, and everything in the past is easy to disappear." But it's also good for you, and it's time for you to calm down and practice seriously for a while. As a monk, your first priority is to practice and not to cause trouble everywhere, and during this time, you should break through the golden pill steadily. ”
Wang Lu was silent for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "Although many regrettable things have happened in the past period of time, there is always one thing that is good, that is, the royalties you owe me can be rolled over for three years and six months." ”
As soon as the words fell, the master jumped up: "I rely on, where is the share, where is the profit?" ”
Wang Lu smiled faintly: "What, do you want to repay the debt?" It's okay, just ask Master, you have paid off your debts, and with your appearance, it's okay to pay two hundred dollars at a time? ”
Wang Wu stared at the apprentice's eyes seriously, and saw that there was only banter in it, so he knew that his trick was in vain, so he could only shrug his shoulders rather boringly: "I really can't fool you, it's really boring." By the way, you really haven't slept that long...... How did you find the problem? ”
"Nonsense, how can Xiao Liuli marry someone else, of course no one believes your nonsense"
Wang Wu was dumbfounded, always feeling that the apprentice's intelligence seemed to have some directional mistakes, but he didn't know how to correct them.
"Anyway, look at this." Wang Wu said, and pointed his finger at a gray ball on the table in the hall.
Wang Lu got up and got dressed, and when he went to the hall, he couldn't help but be happy: "Is it your ovulation period?"
Wang Wu smiled coldly: "No, this is your egg." ”
"......" Wang Wu's smile froze, and he only felt that he seemed to be cold somewhere.
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