Ma Yishan was watching this morning's news at home.

The title is that the king of the salted fish country accidentally got the amnesty of the robot key, and he can return to China to rebuild the country, but no one is willing to return to China!

Le Yan leaned next to him and saw another topic.

Above is, tragedy! The king of the salted fish country vomited blood in grief and fell to the ground!

There are all kinds of topics below.

Shocked! The key robot sells cute! Unexpectedly, the salted fish country was allowed to reinstate!

Reflections behind the desolation of the salted fish country.

The background of the king of the salted fish country is a big doxxing.

Sad Nation.

The Emperor's New Clothes.

Le Yan and Ma Yishan looked at these questions one by one, and they were all amused, and Ha Da Lu laughed.

Xu Rongrong came over and took the newspaper suspiciously, looked at it and said, "Is it so funny?" Yes! What a pitiful king of the salted fish country! ”

Since the president of Ma Yishan's country knew that the key robot would not attack his country, he was full of spring breeze everywhere he went, and the presidents of other countries were in stark contrast to him.

There are even some countries that suspect that this robot was created by scientists from a bloated country.

However, the president of the bloated country at the international conference retorted that his country had suffered wanton destruction by the key robot before the country was destroyed, but it was not reported.

The presidents of other countries knew that they deliberately concealed the facts, and they all lined up to give him the middle finger.

The president of the bloated country smiled peachy.

Next, they don't know what to do, so they can only continue to clean up some elements who take advantage of the opportunity to mess up.

Ma Yishan when they went to school. Seeing that the people in the school have no awareness of the end of the world, what should they do will still do.

The squad leader said that life is short, life is geometric, and life has not yet married a wife.

Ma Yishan: They saw that the people in the class laughed and argued about the interesting facts of the salted fish country every day.

Ma Yishan listened to it for a few days and heard a rough idea.

It turned out that the salted fish country had always been backward, but the king still pretended to be forced as always, and deceived his people that other countries were no better.

Now, as soon as the key robot arrives, all the citizens have gone to foreign countries to work as nannies.

Why did they escape so smoothly?

Ma Yishan asked the rice bucket in the class about this issue.

Those rice buckets explained that it was because the people who first knew that the key robot came to Salted Fish Country were people from the military department.

Therefore, more than a dozen commanders and commanders of the military department fled to a foreign country that night with all their belongings and planes.

As soon as the first leader fled, the other officials below also fled in a hurry.

Then, after batches of middle-level military officials fled, only the officers and soldiers defending the city remained.

Those officers and soldiers were not stupid, so they sold their guns and fled back with their families.

Poor Salted Fish Country, which has always been known for its toughness, has no officers and soldiers guarding the hundreds of kilometers of defense line.

As a result, all the other citizens smuggled away en masse unimpeded.

The poor king of the salted fish country just slept. When I woke up, I found that the whole country was quiet!

Speaking of this, all the classmates laughed.

And the teacher came over gloating and joined the discussion.

Teacher Ma Yishan also took the opportunity to mess up. It's the most comfortable to get paid without having to go to class.

Ma Yishan observed that most of the teachers in his class and school were very popular with the students.

He remembered that the teacher in the classroom once went out on a date with a girl, so he came to the classroom and said that he was studying on his own today.

So they all cheered and ran to tell each other one by one.

Sometimes, when the teacher travels and the teacher comes to the aunt, the teacher sleeps lazy, the teacher goes to play ball, and the teacher goes to prostitution, so he calls the class and says that he is studying on his own today.

So sometimes they just go to class 3 days a week.

But when it came time to take the exam, the scores of their classes were all around 100 points.

Sometimes a student goes out to play and forgets to come back for the exam, so he buys a pack of cigarettes at night and hands it to the teacher, and then the teacher gives him a passing grade.

Their exams have always been open-book exams.

Generally, there are many open-book exams for the main subject. The sub-subjects are completely open-book.

He once saw a classmate who was about to fall asleep as soon as he took an exam. Then it was time for 5 minutes before the end of the test. So he went up and took a test paper to copy.

After the last test, he scored 97 points!

Although their grades are high, the employment rate of graduates of their schools is the highest in the country.

The employment rate has reached more than 97 percent in the first two months.

During their school years, they developed an iron mouth and copper teeth, and after they went out, they reliably blew and fooled everywhere they went, and got their first job. Then when you see a good position, you immediately change jobs.

Once, he and Le Yan went to a job fair, and saw one of his senior brothers being the director of a company on the one hand, and then went to the next company to apply for a job while the boss was away.

Ma Yishan looked at the group of beautiful classmates whose teeth were stuffed with green onions when they were smiling, and felt that their days were really carefree and very comfortable.

They went on to discuss the tragic end of the Salted Fish Country.

After the people of Salted Fish Country ran to other countries, it felt like the countryside of the neighboring country was like paradise!

They are very diligent and capable, and they have been rescued in Linguo, and each of them gets more than 1,000 yuan a month!

They are very grateful to Linguo for their rescue and help, and they went out to find some menial jobs, if the people of their country would have complained to death, but they felt that it was really happier than the mayor of their country!

They used to have no mobile phones, no computers, no televisions, no meat to eat, no skirts, no jeans, no night outings to play, no cars, no freedom, only loyalty.

But now they have everything!

So they settled down happily, and in only three days they had left their country and their king to the land of Java!

They work as security guards, they work as cleaners, they work as waiters, they work as taxi drivers, they work as migrant workers, they work as salesmen, they work as water delivery workers.

These are the people with the lowest income in every country, but they all do it with happiness on their faces, and they will be moved to cry when they see the movie and go to the playground.

But a few weeks later, the damn key robot actually approved the restoration of the king of Salted Fish.

However, in the modern era where milk is a mother, the former national capital did not leave them with any beautiful impressions and memories.

So none of them wanted to go back.

The citizens of the Salted Fish Country who went to the Ice and Snow Country have all joined the nationality of the Ice and Snow Country.

Because the population of the ice and snow country is basically showing a negative growth trend.

Ma Yishan couldn't help but interject: "Fucking reduction is reduction!" What the hell is negative growth? Kid liar! ”

Any earthling born in the Ice and Snow Nation is entitled to free lifelong medical treatment, as long as you are sick there.

No water bills for a lifetime, no electricity bills for a lifetime.

There are hundreds of benefits, and the citizens of the Salted Fish Country kneel at the door of the government of the Ice and Snow Country every day to thank them for their great kindness.

The leaders there had never seen such grateful people, so they ran out and cried with them, and then each of them sent a green card to the Ice and Snow Country as if they were distributing leaflets from the milk tea supermarket.

The citizens of the Ice and Snow Country all looked at them as if they were precious animals, and many of them bowed their heads in shame.

Therefore, when the king of the salted fish country happily announced that the people could return to China and continue to suffer, none of the salted fish people in the ice and snow country were willing to go back, and some even sent a piece of back to disgust him.

And the other country is Hanguo.

That country was originally a neighbor of the salted fish country, and it was originally one with the salted fish country.

Later, a super-rich country and a super-poor country fought on its soil.

When everyone regretted the fighting, there was a truce.

So it split into two countries.

One is rich and the other is super poor.

The country that is super poor is the salted fish country.

And another country that can be okay is Hanguo.

In the past ten years, these two countries have been in a hurry to fight each other.

When the key robot ran to the salted fish country, the nearby Han country immediately sent out an invitation to welcome the citizens of the salted fish country to escape.

As a result, many people from the salted fish country came over there and lived happily ever after. (To be continued......)