Chapter 136: "Two Days and One Night" Hilarious Departure (1)
Monday, April 20, 1998, 7 a.m.
The long-awaited first trip of "Two Days and One Night" begins.
All travelers arriving at the Hunan Satellite TV Radio and Television Building must first go through a security check to confiscate their mobile phones, money and other valuables, ensure that they are penniless, and then change their clothes and gather in the square.
The first traveler to appear was Wu Zongxian, the king of Taiwan*wan variety shows, and after Brother Xian got off the car, he saw a security gate set up on the TV station square, and there were two men and one woman standing next to three guards.
"Ahh Do I still have to go through security? Brother Xian asked curiously as he walked over.
"Yes, Brother Xian, you can't bring any valuables such as mobile phones, money, etc., on this trip. We ask for your cooperation in the inspection. The female security guard explained to Brother Xian with a smile.
Okay, Brother Xian cooperated with the security check, but when he saw that everything on his body was confiscated, he still reluctantly shouted: "Oh my God, my phone, my wallet-"
After going through the security check, there was a simple dressing room fenced with several wooden boards, and then Brother Xian changed his clothes inside under the guidance of the staff, and walked out of it wearing a hat.
A few steps forward is the assembly point, where a staff member tells him that he is the first to arrive at the scene and has command of the security process.
Sure enough, Brother Xian saw a monitor and a chair at the meeting point, and the security check could be seen on the monitor, Brother Xian immediately sat on the chair and picked up a walkie-talkie next to the monitor: "Happy, the three guards in front of you, can you hear me, please raise your right hand when you hear it." ”
Ha, the three guards all raised their right hands when they heard the sound of the walkie-talkie, "I'll deal with it according to my instructions later." Brother Xian happily dropped the order.
What are the instructions for Brother Xian? We'll see.
Ten minutes later, other travelers arrived, including Chen Lin, Ou Di, Nicholas Tse, Wu Qilong, Huang Xiaoming, and one guest, Zeng Zhiwei.
Chen Lin was eaten tofu by the female guard when he passed through the security check.
"Hold him, say Lin Baobao, can I hug you?" The female guard's walkie-talkie came from Brother Xian's voice. It turned out that he was the mastermind behind the scenes.
"Lin Baobao, can I hold you?" Although the female guard was a little embarrassed, she still obeyed the command, and suddenly hugged Chen Lin when she searched for him.
"Ahh Can it be like this? All right. Chen Lin smiled, he was still hugged by the female guard, and the few friends waiting for the security check next to him were happy.
When it was Nicholas Tse's turn to pass through the security check, the female guard received a new instruction, and she happily said to Nicholas Tse: "Ting Feng, I really like the flowers you played." ”
"Damn, I'm playing Daoming Temple." Tingfeng rolled his eyes and said helplessly.
"Ha Lu haha" Seeing Tingfeng being molested, Brother Xian laughed, of course, Chen Lin and the others laughed even more happily.
When everyone had passed the security check and several people entered the simple locker room together, the situation happened again.
"Damn, someone is secretly filming me changing my pants!" Chen Lin was just about to change his pants when he looked up and saw a camera sticking out above the improvised board. He hurriedly grabbed his pants, so he almost found it early.
Hehe, the others laughed when they saw this, and Brother Ou used his own clothes to help Chen Lin cover it, so as not to expose his sexy little shorts.
After everyone changed their clothes, they met with Brother Xian, and all 7 travelers arrived at the set.
"Ha Luha, brothers are all to Zila!" Brother Xian got up and hugged Zeng Zhiwei, Chen Lin, Wu Qilong, etc., and then said to Zeng Zhiwei: "Brother Zhi Viagra, you want us to be together for the past 20 days and nights." ”
"Ahh Isn't it two days and one night? I didn't lose a lot in 20 days. Zeng Zhiwei looked up at the two-day and one-night LOGO on a billboard next to him and exclaimed loudly.
Two days and one night LOGO. Between "2" and "day" there is a sun pattern that symbolizes the day, and at first glance it looks like "20 days and one night." ”
A small joke made everyone laugh, and then Brother Ou interjected, emphasizing that there was not a dime on this trip.
"Ahh Is it? Zeng Zhiwei was surprised when he heard that he had no money on him.
"It's okay, make money from our bodies." Brother Xian said with a smile.
"Brother Xian, I didn't eat breakfast and I'm hungry now, what should I do if I don't have money?" Wu Qilong's words resonated with everyone. Chen Lin shouted that he was also hungry.
"I was hungry more than an hour ago." Seeing this, Brother Xian also poured bitter water.
Hey, it's so bitter to be hungry and have no money! However, Brother Xian is the boss of the trip, of course, he is responsible for cheering up the team: "Men have to make money on their own, okay." Let me tell you that one of the destinations we are going to today is a very beautiful place called Dongting Lake. ”
Dongting Lake is a good place, and everyone is happy when they hear that the place they want to go is Dongting Lake.
The first place to travel for two days and one night is Dongting Lake, which is known as "Eight Hundred Miles of Dongting" and "Land of Fish and Rice", which is the second largest freshwater lake in China, spanning the lake * south across Yue * Yang, Yi * Yang, Chang * De and other urban areas with an area of 2,820 square kilometers, a natural lake surface of 4,040 square kilometers, and an inner lake of 1,200 square kilometers.
"Wait a minute, we'll go to Dongting Lake, then we'll go and see our transportation." Saying that, Brother Xian took the team members to see the transportation prepared by the director team for everyone.
Dangdangdang, the handsome vehicle prepared for the team members was grandly unveiled: a sedan luxury business car, and a ...... It's like a van that has just come back from a farmer's market.
The difference between these two cars is too big, and everyone feels that the director team is too good.
"There is a big difference between these two cars, don't judge whether they are good or not by their appearance, I use a point to point out which one is which." Brother Xian was an old god, he didn't care at all, he began to point between the two cars with his fingers: "Let's sit down depending on which one is good...... Yes! ”
When the word "bar" was spoken, Brother Xian's finger pointed to the van, which made everyone sigh in disappointment, but the treacherous and cunning Brother Xian added the word "ah" after the most prolonged voice, and finally pointed to the luxury business car
"Ha Lu Ha" Brother Xian's funny suddenly made everyone laugh.
Hehe, who wants to sit in a bad van with a luxury car, but just when everyone was excited, the staff said coldly: "There are pros and cons to which car to choose, remind you to choose carefully." ”
Ah, there is a mystery? Hurry up to get in the car to check, after listening to it, everyone got into the two cars and checked it, as if they didn't find any problems, but Wu Qilong said casually, 'Brother Xian, it's not good to run out of oil', but this sentence was ignored by Brother Xian.
After the last, Brother Xian gathered the brothers to choose which car to take, needless to say, the business car is better than the van.
The sad thing happened immediately, as the driver, Chen Lin was just about to start the car, when he suddenly looked at the fuel meter and shouted: "Brother Xian, you look at the oil meter, you look at the oil meter." ”
Dizzy, everyone looks at the fuel gauge shows that the amount of fuel is only enough to drive 140 kilometers and 160 kilometers to Dongting Lake, which means that you must refuel once on the way and need to solve lunch, but everyone is penniless, what should I do?
"Brother Xian, I told you that there is no gas......" At this time, Wu Qilong, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly shook Brother Xian in the passenger seat, and his angry appearance made everyone laugh.
Fortunately, it is the first time to travel, and the director team has a conscience and provides a way for everyone to make money on oil: skipping rope collectively, and you can get 100 yuan after completing 10 times.
Everyone was dumbfounded when the two staff members picked up an arm-thick hemp rope, Nani? Arm-thick hemp rope? Wouldn't it hurt to hit your body so roughly?
Everyone didn't dare to step forward to jump for a while, and after hesitating for more than 10 seconds, Brother Ou took the lead and rushed forward, and the others joined in one after another.
The first round was quickly lost.
Brother Xian was the last one to join, and as soon as he jumped in, his hat was knocked off, and he tripped and fell to the ground, and the brothers hurriedly helped him up, but fortunately, Brother Xian was fine.
For the sake of oil money, for food money, the teenagers once again moved forward bravely, and the rope skipping challenge started for the second time.
"Oops!" This time it was Zeng Zhiwei who was in a situation, and the rope touched the old man's face, and then hit Brother Xian's shoulder again.
The challenge failed again.
As the saying goes, it has been declining again and again, and the morale of everyone has been greatly frustrated after the two failed challenges, and the physical strength has been consumed very quickly, Chen Lindu has become short of breath, and Brother Zhiwei and Brother Xian have already kicked out of breath.
It seems that it is too inferior to give up after two failures, so everyone encouraged each other and challenged again for money, but at this time, the director team suddenly said that 10 yuan would be deducted for the third challenge.
"The director team is too picky." Zeng Zhiwei rolled his eyes after hearing this.
Well, 90 on 90 is better than nothing," come on, brothers. "Seven people challenged again.
This time, the 7 people didn't have a problem, there was a drama.
"One, two, three...... Nine, ten. Yay, we succeeded. ”
The brothers worked together, and finally succeeded in the third challenge, everyone couldn't help cheering, and for the first time they felt that it was not easy to earn 90 yuan by labor.
The next thing is to leave, and everyone gets on the business bus with apprehension and excitement. (To be continued......)