(Two more, big chapter, ask for collection, recommendation)

When Zhou Yu arrived at the third uncle's house, he was just in time for the family to eat, the rice was sorghum rice rice, as for the dish, it may be because the princess drank alcohol, the third aunt made a cold cucumber and salt mixed with peanuts, the main dish is a large pot of stewed potatoes, next to a small pot of bud rice cakes and shallots dipped in sauce. These dishes look like a lot of things, but they are actually very light.

"Yo, the second dog is here? At home, go get a pair of chopsticks and let the child eat something. Seeing Zhou Yu enter the courtyard gate, Zhou Dingbang said enthusiastically.

Zhou Yu hurriedly stopped the third aunt and said to Zhou Dingbang: "Third uncle, don't bother, I finished eating at home, you continue to eat, and after eating, I have something to do with the three donkeys." ”

Zhou Hu was pulling water and rice there, and when he heard Zhou Yu say this, he subconsciously glanced at the door a few times, and found that no one else was coming, so he put his mind at ease and continued to drink water and rice.

"Okay, you sit down for a while, and then talk to the two brothers when the three donkeys are finished." Zhou Dingbang didn't let it go, they were all his own family, and this kid said that if he had eaten it, he had eaten it.

Seeing Zhou Yu coming, Taigong was obviously very happy, drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, took a bowl of water and rice handed over by his granddaughter-in-law and was about to start drinking, probably put down the bowl when he remembered something at once, and said to Zhou Yu with a smile: "Ergouzi, how did you plant that piece of land in Pheasant Ridge?" How are the seedlings coming out? ”

Zhou Yu nodded and said with some pride: "Taigong, don't you look at who we are?" We're your old great-grandsons, don't we have such a saying? 'Taigong Hero Grandson is a good man', do you think it can be worse for this little thing? The southern slope of the pheasant mountain is green by us, and the seedlings are called a brush! ”

"Hahaha, okay, okay, although you kid is a sycophant, but old man, why do I listen so comfortable? In fact, what you kid said is also close to the truth, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes, and the descendants of our old Zhou family will not be too bad. ”

"Yes, Taigong, why do you always say that it makes so much sense? It's far away, let's start with your generation, Taigong, you said that you dared to carry two mountain knives to kill little devils for the sake of the country and the nation, what is that called? That's called sacrificing one's life for righteousness......"

Zhou Dingbang's family of three didn't know why the ears were not good, as if they hadn't heard this conversation between the old and the young, but continued to drink water and rice with a high and cloudy appearance on the surface.

In fact, this family of three is very helpless at this time, as long as the two dogs and the old man get together, they will bring the cheeky realm to the extreme, at this time, if anyone doesn't like to listen to the words to interrupt the two, then the two of them will be one in the light and one in the dark, and you will be in trouble, and it is impossible to prevent. Zhou Dingbang's father and son didn't believe in evil at the beginning, so the duo of Ergouzi and the old lady in Zhoujia Village was absolutely invincible, and no one could provoke them.

The grandfather and son continued to tout for a few minutes, and the old lady drank a large bowl of sorghum rice with great relief.

After the family finished eating, the third aunt cleaned up the table and went to the table, and the four men sat at the table and chatted. Seeing that the time is not early, Zhou Yu said to Zhou Hu: "Three donkeys, I will go to the county seat tomorrow to pick up the car, you will send me over tomorrow morning, I wanted to talk to you at noon today, but ~~~~"

"Brother Ergou, you are my own brother, what do we brothers need, but isn't it? Your business is my business, just wait for me at home early in the morning. After speaking, he winked at Zhou Yu a few times.

Zhou Yu immediately understood, the feeling was that this kid was afraid that the incident at noon would be revealed, so he interrupted his words, but they are all difficult brothers and sisters who are connected by the same fate, so if you can cover it up for him, cover it up.

"Okay, three donkeys, then you can come to my house tomorrow morning to pick me up, but it doesn't have to be too early, it's useless to go early."

Zhou Dingbang glanced at his son suspiciously, and then at Zhou Yu, these two stinky boys were blinking just now, although they were very hidden, they had been counter-espionage experts all their lives, and this little door could hide themselves? So he opened his mouth and asked, "Second dog, third donkey, what did you two little rabbit cubs mean by blinking just now?" Is there something bad again? I tell you, if you do something wrong, you should explain it quickly, and confess the truth of leniency and resistance, you are not ignorant of the truth, lest I know the truth in the future and have to be cleaned up. ”

The two brothers shook their heads vigorously in unison, what are you kidding? The two brothers have never experienced the benefits of "confession, leniency, and strictness in resisting strictness" since they were young, but the more they confessed, the more they were beaten, and the more they resisted, the more likely they were to hide the matter, so fools would confess.

The old lady couldn't look at it, and shouted loudly: "Dingbang, I said why are you not growing up more and more?" What does it mean to confess, be lenient, and resist to be severe? When our brothers were caught by the devils, if we did what you said, wouldn't we all become traitors? If you want me to say that you don't want to resist strictly, even if you resist and lose your head, we can't explain! ”

"Quack!" The two brothers applauded the wisdom of the Taigong, who was no longer an old peasant in the eyes of the two, but an excellent philosopher and theorist.

"Grandpa, you just protect these two rabbit cubs, can you see how arrogant they are now?"

"! I don't protect the two of them, I protect you? If you are as young as them, I will protect you, if you kid has the ability, you will change back for me, and if you can't change back, shut up Lao Tzu! The old lady said to Zhou Dingbang with a murderous look.

The two brothers are about to laugh now, how many days have you not seen Comrade Zhou Dingbang embarrassed? Is it a year or two years? This opportunity is simply too rare.

Originally, Zhou Yu wanted to tell the third uncle and the prince about Rhodiola Rosea when he came tonight, but after thinking about it, he still had to figure it out first and then talk about it, so as not to make them excited and worried.

The night was getting deeper and deeper, and the neighboring houses had already turned off the lights and gone to sleep, and with an extremely happy mood, Zhou Yu returned home and fell asleep soon after.

The sky was slightly bright, another dark night ushered in the dawn, the birds that had been silent all night were chirping in the branches, and the surroundings of Zhoujia Village were immersed in the fragrance of birds and flowers in the past. Yesterday I was tired all afternoon, and Zhou Yu, who slept unusually sweetly last night, dreamed that the piles of rhodiola rosea in the space had turned into stacks of old man tickets.

The old man in his arms let out a scream, which startled Zhou Yu in his sleep and jumped up from the kang, the hairs on his body stood up in fright, and he carefully looked around with his hands on his chest.

After this short period of calm, Zhou Yu is now completely sober, and who is not Zhou Hu who is facing him? But why does this guy still cover his bald head and look very aggrieved?

"Three donkeys, why did you come so early? Also, did you make that scream just now? You're too bad to let your brother sleep longer? ”

Zhou Hu glanced at Zhou Yu extremely sadly, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Ergou, can you be more shameless?" Okay, I was kind enough to come to you early for fear of delaying your business, and when I arrived, I found that you were still sleeping, so I thought about waking you up, who knew that I just came to you and you hugged someone's head and began to kiss. Brother Ergou, this is still someone's first kiss, do you know it? My first kiss is gone, I~~ I don't want to live! ”

Zhou Yu now has the mind to die, pointing at Zhou Hu and saying angrily: "Three donkeys, you are so disgusting, brother, I was dreaming about money just now, what did you say you came to me so undead?" Besides, you bastard, you know what the first kiss was? I haven't heard of the first kiss on the skin of the brain. I~~

My poor mouth, oh my God, how am I going to eat after this! ”

The two brothers howled together for a while, and at the end, they saw that they couldn't solve any problem by saying with their mouths, so they started to use all their martial arts on the big kang.

When the two of them heard the sound of eager footsteps in the outhouse, they both stopped tearing, and even straightened each other's clothes, when Zhou Dingguo came in panting, he saw that the two of them were talking and laughing together, not to mention how harmonious the scene was.

Zhou Dingguo, who understands the nature of these two people, didn't say anything, this kind of thing is commonplace for these two stinky boys, no one is right or wrong, a slap doesn't make a sound, it's not a good thing anyway.

After his parents left, Zhou Yu pouted and said, "Three donkeys, you kid is too insidious, you actually used the next three moves on your brother, are you still a master?" ”

Zhou Hu shouted unconvinced: "Come on, Brother Ergou, what about others with a piece of shit, didn't you also use the monkey stealing peach trick on me?" We're both pretty much the same, and we don't even have to say anyone.

But I think our brothers should hurry up and get down to business, or the second uncle should be angry, and when I entered the door just now, I felt that the second uncle had murderous in his eyes. ”

Zhou Yu glared at his brother, and quickly got dressed and went to the ground. However, Zhou Yu's washing time this morning was particularly long, especially when he was brushing his teeth, he looked at the frame as if he was going to smooth out the sockets, and the ruthlessness made Zhou Hu, who was standing next to him, feel a chill in his back.

At the urging of Zhou Hu, Zhou Yu hurriedly ate breakfast, and then moved the half-basket of sun-dried Rhodiola rosea to the car, and the two brothers said hello to the two elders and set off.