Chapter 908: Release Review

The four movies "Invincible Plane", "Plane Affair", "Car Affair" and "Extraterrestrial Aircraft" premiered at the same time, so in addition to inviting many media, they also invited almost hundreds of film critics.

However, what they didn't expect was that more than 100 film critics, except for a very few who received money and touted it on the Internet, most of them gave a storm-like review of these four films.

This made Huang and his party can't help but scold!

Damn, it's so undisciplined!

After receiving money, how can you not do something?

However, no matter how they scold, the critics still have a bad review of the four movies!

"Invincible Plane"!

I really want to say, is Nima filming people or planes? And is this a science fiction film? Or is it a horror blockbuster? This plane turned out to be a human, and everyone who has ever been on this plane will have an affair with the plane.

I'm rubbing, I want to say, can you talk a little more? Did screenwriters grow up eating shit?

"Airplane Encounter"!

I only want two words for this movie, even more, damn, can you dare to plagiarize "Love Call Transfer" so that people can't see it? rub, it turned out to be an angel, and besides, the angel also gave the protagonist a plane.

said that on this plane, the protagonist can encounter an affair every time he sits, and what makes me speechless the most is. The woman I met. turned out to be exactly the same as in "Love Call Transfer". I'd love to say that you're so bold in plagiarism!

"Encounters in the Cars"!

I'd love to ask, are you filming? And plagiarized the structure of "Love Call Transfer 2", it turned out to be Che Zhen, and every time the heroine was able to give other people Che Zhen once to solve the emptiness.

Damn, director, I hope you can really eat afterwards, if you don't. Jinnima is intolerable!

"Extraterrestrial"!

I used to think that Huang Yixing was so conclusive, and even said that he wanted to fight with Zhao Ze, so I was still quite looking forward to the movie he filmed, but when I attended the premiere and watched it for twenty minutes, I just wanted to say one thing-

What is this shooting?

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All of a sudden, the reviews of the four movies can be said to be innumerable, of course. There are also some water armies or fans who feel that this movie is good, where they are weakly supported.

Of course. While the four of Huang and his entourage want to cry without tears, they also give themselves enough positive energy, thinking that if according to the current situation, the movie is more and more popular, maybe their movie has readers to watch?

Many filmmakers have given different opinions, they think that the release of six movies at the same time is a failure strategy in itself, you know, there are so many theaters, and moreover, it is necessary to give space to the previous films, and the scheduling of six movies definitely has a great impact.

Zhao Ze also laughed when he saw the rational analysis of many people, the reason why he chose to release the two movies at the same time was to provoke these four fools to be released at the same time, he wanted to do it once and for all, but he really didn't want to drag it out like this anymore.

After all, having so many bed bugs dangling in front of you every day is, to be honest, disgusting!

Originally, Zhao Ze was worried that these four guys were so stupid that they could be regarded as directors in the second coil, and maybe they really shot creative movies, although it would be more enjoyable to abuse them at that time, but they were a little uncomfortable.

As a result, when the film critic sent by Zhao Ze came back and said it, Zhao Ze was also relieved.

Bullshit, the shooting is just bullshit, they still want to bribe everyone with money, but as a result, most people don't eat him!

That's right, Mr. Zhao, you haven't watched any of the four movies, which are completely plagiarized by Chi Guoguo, and, in addition to plagiarism, what they shot is really too rubbish.

Originally, I felt that their movies were not very good, but their four movies were really bad at grandma's house!

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Hearing what the film critic said to him when he came back, coupled with what many people said on the Internet, Zhao Ze also felt quite painful or speechless, these four guys are not as good as stupid!

On the Internet, six movies also rarely made headlines, and the discussion of the topic continued until the next day, and on this day, many film critics also formed groups in groups and began to watch movies.

This time, the theater's film schedule is also quite entangled, although Zhao Ze's two movies "Heart Flower Road" and "Breakup Master" have a good reputation, and the other four movies are all kinds of ridicule.

However, the early evaluation cannot be used as a measure of their film scheduling, after all, many times, the only way to measure a movie is the box office!

Therefore, for the first day's film schedule, for the six movies, the theater did not give all the films to "Heart Flower Road" and "Breakup Master", but just a little more.

It is precisely because of this that Huang and his entourage are even more crazy about publicity, they believe that as long as the box office statistics are out tomorrow, they will have more movies scheduled.

Today's first show is the premiere of "Heart Flower Road", and the national theater chain has given the scene of "Heart Flower Road" at nine o'clock!

This movie, from the trailer to the promotional video, to the subsequent premiere reviews, has a great sense of expectation for the movie, so many people also buy tickets early to see what is playing.

It can be said that, as discussed before, at the beginning of the film, Huang Bo was divorced, and then Xu Zheng appeared, and at the same time said that he would take Huang Bo on a trip to find an affair.

At the beginning, many people thought that Yang Zibin ended up living with Huang Bo, but as the plot progressed, to be precise, it was not until the later stage that many people understood that these were two parallel lines.

From beginning to end of the film, it can be said that there are a lot of jokes, and this road movie has also won the support of many people, and even many people think that this will be an innovation in comedy.

As for the second game, it seems that it is still negotiated. Directly the second movie "Breakup Master"!

This movie is missing the speculation of the first one. Arguably. The film is just one word, engaged, Deng Xiaochao is carrying out all kinds of spoofs, the touching of the film, and the sensationalism at the end of the film, it can be said that it does not have much effect

In short, when the audience watched it, they laughed one after another!

As for the four films that followed. The four movies "Invincible Plane", "Extraterrestrial Aircraft", "Infinite Encounter" and "Car Encounter" were released separately, and on the first day, perhaps everyone was looking forward to it, and the attendance rate was not small.

When these movies were released, many people who had watched the movie "Heart Blossom Road" had already begun to talk about their feelings on the Internet-

"All the prosaic and unremarkable come together at the last moment, and the time and space converge and become different. The timeline is great! Sure enough, it is Zhao Ze's work, the stalk is buried really well, and the laughter is also praised. Ma Xiaosu contributed the best acting skills since the film, and his true colors were stupid. Yang Zibin is really a representative of young women in literature and art, and the details are in place. It's a pity that the director has a deep prejudice against young women in literature and art. The heroine is nothing, and oil is king. ”

"A love story about "relief". A crazy and poignant road story. Funny jokes, clever narrative traps, endearing characters, and likable themes make up the best comedy movie of the year, and there are a lot of shortcomings, but the flaws are not hidden, and it's been a long time since you can laugh in the theater! ”

"The laughter in the first half was average, I thought it was a cliché movie, and the second half gradually got better, there were a few scenes that really made me laugh until my stomach hurt, and when I got home, I found that the smile muscles on my face were also a little painful, maybe it was because I hadn't laughed like this for a long time? The most rare thing is that as a commercial film, this film also explores some questions that go straight to the heart of modern people, such as how men can have a kind of "

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Many viewers can't wait to comment on the movie on the Internet after watching the first scene, obviously, the movie has achieved a comedic effect, in addition, the film critics have made a more profound evaluation of the movie.

"The indecent leather of "Heart Flower Road" is the stuffing of literary and artistic style

After watching it, I just want to say that Zhao Ze's production must be a high-quality product, after watching it, I still feel relaxed and happy when I think of the plot, there is a movie that is especially suitable for soothing feelings, especially when I am depressed, "Heart Flower Road" is this kind of movie that makes people happier the more they watch.

This movie is affectionate, intentional, and beautiful; Beauty, cute pet, scary woman; Sexual encounters, dates, and killing Matt; There is a base and lace; runaway women, triads; Catch the junior, engage in car shocks, and fight in groups in the Holy Land.

Huang Bo and Xu Zheng are funny and warm, banter and rational, laughing with tears and laughter.

"Heart Flower Road" looks hip-hop, gags, and full of meat jokes and cold jokes on the surface, but in fact, it exudes a strong literary atmosphere in its bones, you think it is about frustration, indiscriminate love, drunken life and dreams, but in fact, it is telling sù how to face life and how to face all kinds of unsatisfactory life. Life is so bizarre, all your expectations may have a paradoxical ending, just like Geng Hao wants to get out of the shadow of a failed marriage, but the shadow is always with him, to really understand that the shadow is actually a part of life, only by getting along with it well, there is hope in life, in order to get out of a heart and put it down, this is a simple and profound philosophy, just like Hao Yi wants to complete the mating journey, but in the end because of the appearance of true love and frequent mistakes, he regards true love as a shadow, When one day he also calmly swore an alliance with this shadow mountain, and this movie magically had a cheerful ending.

This movie is definitely not a classic movie, it is said that Huang Bo and Xu Zheng are the same director and actor, I have to say that their tacit understanding is simply unique, watching their rivalry is a pleasant enjoyment, every look, every action is very accurate, every line has "lightning", the comedy effect between them is unimaginable to any screenwriter, showing a natural dramatic effect.

The story line designed by Zhao Ze for "Heart Blossom Road" is very innovative, the first three are light-hearted and humorous road comedy, and the second third adds two climax points, and a clever structural connection of dual-time and space narrative threads.

The first half, on the surface, is a gag, wandering around like crazy, but in fact, it is constantly accumulating love, Geng Hao first failed in marriage, and then inexplicably embarked on a journey of hunting beauty. I thought I could get out of the haze. But it has repeatedly encountered accidents. first broke his fortune in Tianmen Mountain, and then was baptized by Xiao San in a small barber shop, and was baptized by anti-wolf spray on the road, I thought I had an affair but encountered a misplaced sexual orientation, and the heaviest blow came from the remarriage of my ex-wife, so everything was lost. On both sides, Kang Xiaoyu is also encountering all kinds of unpleasantness, thinking that Dali is a heavenly existence. Whoever wants to be a place of filth and filth, the more he wants to get rid of it, but he will always be with him.

So all the love has accumulated to the moment when it needs to explode, so the best paragraph of this movie came into being. The hotel drunk section is the best paragraph in this movie, and the woman who lost her foot played by Ma Xiaosu is very outstanding. When Geng Hao and Hao Yi were surrounded by the underworld, the boss asked Geng Hao to sing to help the fun, Geng Hao hummed loudly in general, and the background was that Hao Yi and the underworld brother were together, which made people laugh and sad to watch. The climax of the black humor is that Geng Hao and Hao Yi are holding prop guns and pointing at each other's heads, and Geng Hao says the words "Grace and righteousness" in Cantonese. The audience was laughing wildly, but in the play, he lost even the only remaining friendship. After laughing, his eyes were full of sadness.

In the last comedy climax of the film, Geng Hao finally had an epiphany that all the unsatisfactory in life comes from always being unable to get along with the shadow of the past, and he will never be able to get rid of it if he does not face it head-on, so he is almost crazy and fights with those who are disrespectful to his ex-wife with the pleasure of liberation. When he got to the ground, his fists and kicks rained down on him, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. In the next shot, Hao Yi rushed over, so this smile had a more brilliant reason, from relief to loss and recovery.

Life is probably like this, only when you put aside a qiē and come to a desperate life, those shadows and obstacles will grow into a heart.

It's like a little anti-wolf spray, and you must remember to face it head-on.

In the end, Bao Qiang is really too well disguised, Nima, he didn't recognize it even when he wore glasses! ”

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In addition to this film review, another film review also gives the movie a perfect expression-

"Heart Flower Road": We go to the kidneys and hearts

Huang Bo was slapped in the face, Xu argued for his mother, pretended to be cute and pouted, hugged and sold rot, and grabbed it. I was about to go to the movies with laughter, but I cried when I watched it in the movie theater.

I thought to myself, this is really a bad movie, but then I think about it, and in the later development, under the veil of bad taste, there is still a loving face. There are no tears in the world for no reason, this is supposed to be a comedy for tears. The men were chopped off, and the women were abandoned from the beginning to the end. Everyone loves bad tastes, but it must be the kind that tears off the mask, and there is the kind of sincerity underneath.

Love stories are the eternal theme of movies, but it is difficult to express the concept of love well. Too serious and serious, greasy. is too innovative and irritating, especially the traditional Chinese people in their bones, they will seem to have three wrong views, and everyone may not be able to see it in the cinema.

Huang Bo plays a man who is emotionally sad, the ugly man is affectionate, and he is the most easy to produce results, which makes people laugh and sympathize. And the ugly man completed the farewell of a failed love, which moved the audience.

We are all rolling in the red dust, and the things we do are lingering and sympathetic, and in the eyes of others, they are fleshy and evil, watching a good show. Geng Hao and Hao Yi are good friends, brothers for more than ten years, confronting each other with guns, shouting for grace and righteousness.

Huang Bo was arranged in the plot of healing all the way, and with Xu Zheng's strong support, he went from crying and tangled to the end of sad farewell. Ask people to bless their lovers who can't get it, and forgive those who betray them. It's too hard, but it's not hard. The key is whether the parties have performed a complete set of rituals.

On the road, it's the ritual. All kinds of funny, that is, medication. We are sorry for the people, we are sorry for the bad luck, all let go.

The 12 words of Venerable Sheng Yan are universally applicable to everything in the world. We have no choice but to do this. "Face it, accept it, deal with it, let it go."

That doesn't mean you don't love anymore. This is the secret of transformation, once loved deeply, and makes us people who understand ourselves and love better.

3,000 kilometers of road, towards Yunnan, to the depths of a hundred flowers. There is nothing new in the affair, but the filmmaker has created a new concept of a pair of good friends, with brothers and dogs, and everyone goes to find beautiful women. I really can't find a beautiful woman, so I look away and look for Lala, although it didn't work. There is no way to retreat, and you can still spend money to find a woman. After the end of the trip to find a woman, come back again, after all the trouble. Face your heart.

There is no betrayal and hurt in the world. The birth and end of a relationship. Each has its own life cycle. Reluctantly, what we grasp in the palm of our hand is our own persistence.

That's looking in the mirror, ourselves, and that's the funniest thing. Change your name and become a person on the big screen, it's fun and easy to accept.

A man's self-salvation corresponds to a woman's seeing the moon. Yang Zibin, Ma Xiaosu, these beautiful girls. is not only a symbol that leads men in traditional literary films, but a living, love-hate, mutual torture, and mutual achievement. These men and women are together, three-pronged, enough for the two to be young and ordinary enough, and to be sarcastic and beautiful on the other. On one side of the smell of fireworks. If you only have Yang Zibin's literary young woman's taste, I really can't stand it. If only Huang Bo and Xu Zheng are crazy. I couldn't help but repeat it to Thailand. After all, the movie-watching experience in Thailand is so wonderful that it will be compared. Luckily, it's all in harmony.

It's funny and warm, and it's the nirvana of a qiē story. Funny is our way of self-protection and survival, and warmth is our lifelong true love. It is a little glimmer of light in the solitary desolation, surging in the darkness.

True love is where love goes, true love is also difficult to collect, true love is fate, and true love is also ghostly.

The little girl who killed Matt deliberately angered her little boyfriend, but at the critical moment, she protected the little boy of the bad race, which is true love. Geng Hao answered his ex-wife's phone call at the airport, confirming that his ex-wife was finally going to marry someone else, and he burst into tears and desperately suppressed it, Hao Yi watched from the side, with a distressed expression on his face, this is also true love. Geng Hao is sorry Kang Xiaoyu, Geng Hao blesses Kang Xiaoyu, this is still true love. Stray dogs are sorry to turn into pet juice and never leave, this is still true love.

The south of the clouds is beautiful. When our movies are eye-catching enough, so many good places in China finally blend in with movies and hook the soul. PolyU, which is said to be a one-night stand mecca, finally has a story that is openly ridiculed.

Ridicule is inherently a form of self-deprecation.

In life, who doesn't want to do happy things with a lover? Sometimes we go to the heart, sometimes we just go to the kidneys. The heart is too bitter, the risk is high and the reward is small. It's easy to walk the kidneys, but the worse the sex, the emptier the heart. Sometimes we go to the kidneys and the heart, which is of course the most ideal physical and mental alignment.

By the way, we are still living in an era full of aphorisms. "Heart Flower Road" is no exception, shadow, shadow, part of your life. The truth is very chicken soup for the soul, but chicken soup is a daily necessities in life, the most practical and convenient, and comforts us. The movie's concept of love, at the end, finally begins to be urbanized, modernized, and becomes civilized and introverted, not so consistent.

Eliot once wrote, "Where I begin, I end." ”

This sentence is very suitable for Geng Hao and Kang Xiaoyu. We start with one person and end with another. What we end up with this person will start another line with someone else. Geng Hao, is it a better homonym? Hao Yi, is it a homonym for good brothers who are righteous enough? It doesn't really matter.

The important thing is that Er'er is thousands of miles away, and Cangshan is not old. Geng Hao finally put it down gently. Be careful, and be precious. The old pervert who was lost in the world, the indulgent Hao Yi also gently let go and said goodbye to his past self. The lower body animals that are tired of this will also lose their hormones, and the car shock is also tiring.

Farewell, i.e., rebirth.

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Compared with the praise of "Heart Flower Road", "The Breakup Master" is still the same as the premiere, and it is two heretics.

"It's not a movie. It can only be said to be a collection of various jokes, and it is very reluctantly put together. The narration is not smooth, the editing is messed up, so that there is no story and no transition. And in terms of the main jokes, it is also a squeaky type, which is unnatural and contrived. Deng Xiaochao embarked on a road of no return, and it can't be called a comedy performance, but it is just a trick. ”

"Deng Xiaochao is really a chicken blood water bottle, he is too capable. The whole film makes you laugh as much as possible, and the audience does laugh, but the plot is dry, and no matter how funny it is, it feels boring. ”

"This kind of comedy is what I like to watch, Deng Xiaochao and Yang Xiaoming's performance is really good, I like it, I must support it."

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Under the popularity of two films, and the other four films ended a day of screenings, finally, many people began to get excited.

PS: I have to say that I chose such a plot because I was looking for guilt, I didn't dare to write a movie, I was afraid of being said to be water, but, I can't write a movie review, the problem is the plot of six movies, now think about it, it really hurts, finally, everyone give some subscription support, and then try to be regular. (To be continued......)