"I never thought of it, lalalalala!"

Every summer vacation, Red Star Media has to broadcast a season of "Never Expected", which has become a routine, and this summer vacation in 2017 is no exception.

Just when Zhao Xingchi rushed home in a hurry to settle down, the fourth season of "Never Expected" officially started.

Countless netizens squatted in front of the computer to watch on time.

As soon as the screen opened, the classic opening song and those subtitles had not yet appeared, but the first thing that appeared was Li Qingxia, who was playing "Zhao Min" in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

I saw Li Qingxia in handsome ancient men's clothes appear in the camera, first smiled and said the slogan of "Never Expected", then shook the jade fan in his hand, put a cold POSS, and then said: "I just want to be a beautiful man quietly!" Hallo, hello everyone, I'm Zhao Min, I'm Li Qingxia! ”

"Poof!"

Many netizens squirted out of their saliva, and then scolded with a smile: "A male god has finally appeared." ”

The screen flashed, and the classic opening song of "Never Expected" appeared, and then there was a long narration.

"This episode is sponsored by Yinlu Walnut Milk You! Strengthen the body and brain, who is better than me. ”

"This episode is also aired by the Straight Male Cancer Patients Alliance! Honey, I'm wearing a good ...... Ah, good-looking. You didn't look at it at all! ”

After the narration, it finally got to the point, the dead fish face of "Wang Da Hammer" played by Ding Xiaofei appeared on the screen, and before the words were spoken, there were already many netizens in front of the computer holding their chins with their hands, stupidly selling cuteness and rottenness: "Hammer hammer, I want to hammer hammer!" ”

"My name is Wang Da Hammer, and I am a good person, that is, a spare tire."

"Xiaomei, be my girlfriend, right?"

"I'm sorry. You're a good person! ”

"Little ......"

"I'm sorry, you're a nice guy, but I already have a boyfriend!"

"I'm rubbing, I haven't said anything yet?"

……

"Hahahaha......" Countless netizens burst into laughter, but after laughing, there was a sadness. There was also an inexplicable excitement: "I rub, finally have a familiar taste, there is wood?" It's a fight with the first part of the classic. ”

"Hello, I'm an angel."

"Huh? Hello! ”

"You have been issued a good person card a thousand times in a row by the same woman, and there are not many people like you who hang themselves on a tree. Your actions have touched God, and He has sent me to take you to heaven and be happy. ”

"But what if Xiaomei is still with a scumbag? Before I leave, can you let me debunk this scumbag and let Xiaomei leave him? ”

……

"I'm going to be the boss of the scumbag, and I'm going to give him the hardest job. Let Xiaomei leave him. ”

"Transform!"

……

"Honey, how do you litter?"

"My dear, if I don't litter, there will be no jobs for sanitation workers, a large number of people will be unemployed, the country's finances will be in crisis, the world economy will be in chaos, and this will lead to a world war. The planet will be destroyed. So, as long as everyone can drop a piece of paper. The world will be a better place. ”

"Ah, dear, you're so handsome, you just saved the world!"

……

After the first episode of "Never Expected", it took less than ten minutes, but the number of views has exceeded 10 million. The number of messages exceeded 100,000.

"I never expected that the taste of the first part would come back."

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing at in this episode, that scumbag is really scumbag enough, kill all slings in seconds! ”

"There is no trace of this advertisement."

"You can't look at this littering section directly. Damn, why is it so rubbish? ”

"Li Qingxia is tired of beauty, there is wood? I want to be a beautiful man quietly...... This look, this temperament, and this acting skills, no wonder Xing Ye jumped to play Zhao Min, and decisively gave 32 likes. ”

"Upstairs stupid, Li Qingxia can play Zhao Min, that is climbing into Zhao Xingchi's bed."

"The shape of the angel and the action of asking Wang Sledgehammer to go to heaven every time is amazing! But for the sake of Mao, I have an urge to want the sledgehammer and the angel? ”

……

However, the hit broadcast of "Never Expected" also made many people curious: "Where did Master Xing go?" ”

Since his debut, Stephen Zhao has been at the center of people's conversations and has never left, either the turmoil of Stephen Zhao himself has led to the topic, or Stephen Zhao's works have led to the topic. But in the past few days, the Internet has been full of scandals about "Zhang Han and Zhao Xingchi are jealous of Li Qingxia", but Stephen Zhao has no shadow.

Some netizens broke the news that Stephen Zhao is no longer in the crew of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".

Outside world, no one saw Stephen Zhao working at the Red Star Media Company in the magic capital, or inspecting work at Xiangjiang ATV.

So, where did Stephen Zhao go?

The "Gossip King in the Circle" once again showed his magical intelligence ability, making his online name well deserved, and he broke out a shocking news in the curious eyes of countless netizens: "Where did Stephen Zhao go?" Hehe, it scares you when you say it, Zhao Xingchi went back to his hometown in Changnan to appease his wife! ”

As soon as this material came out, the Internet was in an uproar, and countless netizens said that they couldn't bear to look at it directly.

The second floor that grabbed the sofa was a fan who supported Stephen Zhao, and he mocked: ", it's a fact that Xing Ye has a girlfriend, when did he have a wife?" ”

And then the countless replies below.

There are supporters on the second floor of Liding, and there are opponents who support the "gossip king in the circle", and claim: "N multi-star hidden marriage, this is a well-known thing inside and outside the circle, why won't Stephen Zhao get married?" I advise those brainless fans to be sober, Zhao Xingchi is the only seedling in the family, and when he is old, he naturally wants to get married and have children to continue the offspring. ”

A neutral one expressed doubts: "It's better to say less about things without evidence, and spread rumors 500 times." ”

There are also neutral expressions of support for the "gossip king in the circle", saying: "All along, the gossip in the circle that the gossip king broke the news is very accurate, although this time I don't believe that Zhao Xingchi is married, but I choose to believe it in the gossip king." ”

For these replies, the "gossip king in the circle" did not reply, but continued to post: "Ladies and gentlemen. Do you think this is the most fierce material? No, absolutely not, I have more fierce material. Actually, Stephen Zhao is married to his son! That's right, Fengzi got married. You read that right, and I wrote it right. Stephen Zhao and his girlfriend XXOO had their lives and had to register their marriage under the pressure of human life. Moreover, Stephen Zhao also held a wedding~"

As soon as this more fierce material came out, the netizens who were sitting in front of the computer and waiting were all quiet.

It took them a while to come to their senses, and then they all went crazy.

"Damn, really?"

"I never thought of it!"

"This secrecy is really beautiful!"

"Hahaha...... It's a foot high. The magic is high, and no matter how secret Zhao Xingchi does, under the pervasiveness of the gossip king in the circle, he still shows his original form. ”

"Haha, I don't know how many brain-dead people are going to hang themselves."

"How troublesome is it to hang yourself? Just find a building and jump off it, or jump directly from the window of your own home, not taking up space, and not wasting cloth strips. Three will not die, and four can still be popular for a while. Helped to ...... family"

"A man is a virtue! I used to think that Stephen Zhao was quite a man, daring to be a man, and keeping himself clean, but I didn't expect it to be no exception, and he was sneaky when he got married, was it to facilitate the future splitting of legs? ”

"Upstairs tease not to explain. Men are lower body animals. Who doesn't know? This is true for rich men, and even more so for rich men in the entertainment industry. Don't mention any slings to me, they don't look for women because they don't have money, not because they don't want to. ”

……

Fans want to die or live for their idols. The three views are distorted, and the festival is gone, which is no longer news.

In order for idols to live a luxurious life like a successful man, fans can dedicate all the money they save to their idols without eating or drinking.

For the sake of idols, fans can turn their faces with their families and scold their parents.

For the sake of idols, fans can deliberately go to drugs.

For the sake of idols, fans can abuse anyone who is hostile to or competing with idols.

……

However, there is one thing that fans will not forgive, and that is idol marriage!

There are a lot of unclear shortcomings in idols, and fans don't care about them, but they can't tolerate idols getting married.

Once it is known that the idol is getting married, it is common for fans to turn black instantly, and crazy fans will even commit suicide or kill the idol with weapons.

When Stephen Zhao knew the revelations of the "gossip king in the circle", he was immediately scared out of a cold sweat, just afraid that there would be such crazy fans.

The reason why he wanted to hide the marriage news was also because of this.

In previous lives, were there fewer cases of crazy fans committing suicide or killing idols? Jackie Chan committed suicide because of Japanese female fans, and as a result, he was married for decades; John Lennon of the British Beatles was shot by crazy fans because he was so popular with fans.

Stephen Zhao doesn't care about whether fans commit suicide or not, if he comes forward to appease him, the matter can end safely, he is only worried that one day he will be shot by crazy fans, and then he can only go to the underworld to cry.

"Nima's, who is the gossip king in this circle? Check it out for me! Zhao Xingchi was ruthless, and immediately gave instructions to Lin Meijia, his personal assistant who was far away in the magic capital.

"Do you want to warn him?" Lin Meijia asked.

Zhao Xingchi hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "Let's inquire about the situation first, if you can, beat it first, kill his prestige, and then find a way to take it for your own use." ”

Lin Meijia was stunned for a moment and chuckled: "Boss, you are getting worse and worse!" ”

A day later, the identity behind the network ID of the "Gossip King in the Circle" was found out, it was a small-scale clothing chain store owner, thirty-three years old, male, formerly known as Qiu Shuijun, who had worked as an agent in many brokerage companies before, and had a wide range of contacts. The reason why I want to expose the fierce news on the Internet is purely because of the excitement.

"I never reveal people's privacy, just say some inconsequential little secrets, so although many celebrities who have been exposed by me know about me, they have never troubled me, but have just called me to warn me. I didn't expect it to be ...... this time," Qiu Shuijun looked at Lin Meijia who appeared in front of him with a serious face a little embarrassed.

"Qiu Shuijun? Sure enough, it's the material for making a water army. ”

Lin Meijia despised it in her heart, but her face sank like water on the surface, and she threw out a business card to him: "This is my business card, you can contact me by calling the phone number above, but it's best not to call, when you need a water army, I will take the initiative to contact you." ”

"Okay." Qiu Shuijun hurriedly took the business card, nodded and said, "As long as Secretary Lin says a word, I will go to the soup and fight the fire." (To be continued......)