The thirteenth report is an interesting story

Xiao Cangsheng wandered around the activity hall for a long time before he found his department in a remote corner. Looking at the few people who could be counted with both hands, Xiao Cangsheng didn't know whether it was right or wrong for him to choose this major.

Xiao Cangsheng stood in the distance and thought for a long time before he stepped out of that heavy footstep. Take things as they come! Anyway, I didn't come to Huaxia University to study, as for whether this major is good or not, Xiao Cangsheng doesn't care. The reason why Xiao Cangsheng is depressed is because there are too few people in this major, and it will not be so easy for him to skip class in the future. Xiao Cangsheng is also a talent, and he hasn't started class yet, so he thinks about skipping class.

Xiao Cangsheng had just walked to the sign of the human geography major in the Department of History, and a tall, thin and long-haired man wearing a yellow T-shirt looked obscene, and asked Xiao Cangsheng in a familiar manner: "Brother! You're also a student majoring in this bird doesn't? ”

The obscene long-haired man's words made several people around him agree very much, and several people stared at Xiao Cangsheng with their hot eyes, as if they all wanted to get the exact answer to Xiao Cangsheng. The eyes of those people seemed to express such a meaning: Brother! Come on! Come to this best major in Huaxia University! Xiao Cangsheng looked at the expectant eyes of several people, and felt like he was about to fall into a wolf pit.

"Brother! What are you thinking? Are you a professional or not? Squeak, so let's see if there's a mistake? Seeing Xiao Cangsheng there in a daze, the obscene long-haired man continued to ask.

"This seems, seems, should, I'm also a major." Xiao Cangsheng smiled far-fetchedly, and said to a few people.

"You were also specially recruited?" A short, fat man chimed in.

"Special moves? What do you mean? Xiao Cangsheng asked suspiciously.

"The special trick was just come up with a few of us, which means that it was bought with money. Several of us are special moves, looking at what you are wearing, you should also be a special move, right? The lewd long-haired man explained.

Xiao Cangsheng looked down at his outfit, and then looked at the clothes of the lewd long-haired man, then shook his head with a wry smile, and brought the canvas bag behind him to a few people: "I also hope that I am a special recruit, but unfortunately it backfired." ”

"Huh! What about you? The obscene long-haired man pointed to Xiao Cangsheng's clothes and asked depressedly. I didn't expect that I also had a time when I was blind? The main thing is that the expression of the laughing Cangsheng is too real, so people have to believe it. Coupled with the cold canvas bag and the worn-out flat shoes on Xiao Cangsheng's feet, it was even more convincing.

"Someone else shoehorned it into me." Xiao Cangsheng said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

"Strong!" The lewd long-haired man gave a thumbs up to Xiao Cangsheng.

"Since you're not a special recruit, then you still fill in this major?" The short little fat man was very puzzled, and after listening to the short little fat man's words, several people around him pricked up their ears, they wanted to hear the reason for laughing at the common people to fill in this profession.

"Is there something wrong with this major?" Xiao Cangsheng looked at a few people and asked, their eyes made Xiao Cangsheng feel a little weak, wouldn't he really fall into the pit?

The obscene long-haired man took two steps, patted the dust on his T-shirt with his hand, and said seriously: "There are two kinds of people who choose to fill in this major, one is a special trick like us; There is also a problem here. The lewd long-haired man pointed to his head.

"You're in the right head!" A crisp angry voice suddenly sounded behind Xiao Cangsheng.

Then, a tall girl in a white dress and a shawl with long black hair walked past Xiao Cangsheng. A scent of jasmine slammed into the nose of the smiling man. Smelling this fragrance, Xiao Cangsheng felt that his nose was itching, could it be that he was allergic to this fragrance of flowers?

Since the tall girl walked from the side of the smiling people, he didn't see the appearance of the tall girl at all. However, it can be seen from the pig brother statue of the lewd long-haired man that the tall girl in front of her should be a rare beauty.

"You guys, your saliva is falling to the ground." The crisp and touching voice of the tall girl woke up the obscene long-haired man and others in a sluggish state.

"Hey, hey! That's because you're so beautiful that we can't help but salivate and take a look. The lewd long-haired man took two steps forward to curry favor.

"Listening to what the beautiful woman said just now, it seems that she is also a human geography major in the Department of History?" The short, little fat man also took two steps forward, as if he wanted to compete with the lewd long-haired man.

Seeing this, the rest of the people also stepped forward one after another, and I said a word to show off their literary talents in front of the tall girl, and everyone wanted to win the favor of the tall girl, so as to add more hope for the future pursuit.

It's just that the plot doesn't seem to go according to everyone's ideas, and the tall girl didn't pay attention to everyone's teasing, but glared at the obscene long-haired man angrily and asked, "Just now you said that the person who chose this major has a problem with his brain?" ”

"Nope! Absolutely nothing! You probably misheard it just now. The obscene long-haired man swore when he heard this.

"Did I hear me wrong? Hum! Are you a three-year-old? The tall girl glared at the lewd long-haired man fiercely, and then turned her head to look at Xiao Cangsheng.

"Why did you choose this major? Don't tell me you're filling it indiscriminately. The tall girl seemed to want to overturn the point of view of the obscene long-haired man, so she asked Xiao Cangsheng.

"Huh! I don't know much about this. Xiao Cangsheng scratched his head and said embarrassedly, only then did he seriously look at the tall girl in a white dress in front of him. The cherry has a small mouth and a small nose, and her eyes are like silk eyebrows! Xiao Cangsheng looked at the charming and moving tall girl, and he could only use these two sentences to describe it.

"What do you say? You don't even know what to do? Are you bluffing? The tall girl was so angry by Xiao Cangsheng's words that she smoked, and then raised her voice by a few decibels, and yelled at Xiao Cangsheng.

"You guy, you don't have to be like this when you see a beautiful woman, right? If you brag about it, you have to make people believe it. The obscene long-haired man was also skeptical of Xiao Cangsheng's words, and the rest of them also nodded in agreement with the obscene long-haired man's words.

"Huh! Hey! This makes you see, in fact, I chose to fill in this major after careful consideration. I like this major, I think this major is my ideal goal, and only this major can realize my dream! I am willing to fight for this profession for the rest of my life! "Laughing at Cangsheng, since you don't believe the truth, then I can only tell lies.

Aren't many people like to listen to lies now? Good advice can be hard to swallow! A lot of people don't want to hear it. And the lies, they listen to them with relish. I don't know if this is due to society or the sorrow of human nature!

False! It's so fake! This guy's ability to pretend to be forced is really high! After the obscene long-haired man and the others listened to Xiao Cangsheng's words, they admired the five bodies in their hearts.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! "Well said! That's wonderful! It just goes to my heart. What is your name? I am the tutor of human geography in the Department of History, which is also your class teacher. I will now appoint you as a member of the study committee of my class! An old man in a tunic with gray hair clapped his hands and walked over from a distance to speak.

"Teacher! Was the decision too fast? Besides, there should be more than one class in this major, right? The tall girl stood up to stop her, she has been a member of the study committee in the class since she was a child, and when she arrived at the university, she still wanted to be a member of the study committee.

"Unpleasant! Unhappy! Actually, I think it's a bit slow, if I had found such a talent earlier, I would have let him escort him. As for how many classes there are? I can tell you now that there is only one class in the entire Huaxia University major. The gray-haired old man looked at Xiao Cangsheng and nodded with satisfaction, where can such a good student go to find it?

The obscene long-haired man waited for the others, and looked at the gray-haired old man who claimed to be a counselor in amazement, this old man was even better than the one just now. Has society changed now? Do you have to pretend to be forced when you go out?

The tall girl listened to the old man's words and sighed in disappointment, it seemed that she had lost her relationship with the study committee.

The tall girl was disappointed, but Xiao Cangsheng was not happy. Being a study committee? It's not a joke. I didn't come to Huaxia University to study, I had my own tasks. The words just now were just made up nonsense, just to deal with the obscene long-haired man and others, but he didn't expect to be heard by the so-called counselor. It's really unlucky, and I can't drink water.

"That teacher, huh? I don't think I'm qualified to be a member of the study committee, and I think it's more appropriate for this female classmate to be such an important position, and I think her appeal should be second to none in Huaxia University. As long as she climbs the heights, I think many people are willing to learn from her. Xiao Cangsheng politely refused. As the saying goes, dead and poor friends don't die poor! As for whether or not the tall girl was pulled into the water, this is not a matter of concern to Xiao Cangsheng.

"You don't have to be presumptuous, just by virtue of what you just said, you have the qualifications to be a member of the study committee. My name is Zhang Shanfeng, you can just call me Counselor Zhang or Teacher Zhang. Zhang Shanfeng was not moved by Xiao Cangsheng's words at all.

"Zhang Sanfeng? That's a fucking name! The obscene long-haired man couldn't help but blurt out, and after saying that, he knew that the Tao was going to be bad.

Sure enough, Zhang Shanfeng was furious after listening to the obscene long-haired man's words: "What's your name?" Do you know what is called respecting teachers? In the first week of school, the sanitation of the toilet will be handed over to you. Also, please remember that my name is Zhang Shanfeng, not Zhang Sanfeng! ”

The obscene long-haired man replied with a depressed face: "My name is Liu Zhongyuan!" That Teacher Zhang, do I clean the men's toilet or the women's toilet? "People are obscene, and what they say is so obscene!

"Liu Zongyuan? People are so obscene that they should take the name of such an upright person. You will be fined to clean the men's restroom for two weeks. Zhang Shanfeng glared at Liu Zhongyuan with raised eyebrows when he heard this.

"Teacher, my name is Liu Zhongyuan!" Liu Zhongyuan, a lewd long-haired man, said with a sad face, you don't need to damage people in person, right?

"I call you Liu Zongyuan or Liu Zhongyuan, remember to clean the men's toilet for two weeks." Zhang Shanfeng said angrily.

Glancing at the unlucky Liu Zhongyuan, he smiled and said to Zhang Shanfeng with a sad face: "Teacher Zhang, I am really not suitable to be a member of the study committee. I think you should find another person, or when everyone is here, everyone will raise their hands to vote to see who will be the study committee, so that it will be fairer to others. ”

Laughing at Cangsheng's words, the tall girl was stunned, you have to know who is not competing for the cadre on duty in the university? This guy was directly appointed by the teacher, and he still doesn't want to?

Seeing that Xiao Cangsheng kept pushing back, Zhang Shanfeng was a little unhappy, and asked with a straight face: "What's your name?" Why don't you want to be a member of the study committee? ”

Xiao Cangsheng hesitated for a moment before he said: "My name is Xiao Cangsheng, as for why I don't want to be a member of the study committee, it's because "

"Because of what? A big man doesn't babble like a, just say what you have. Zhang Shanfeng urged dissatisfiedly.

"Because what I just said was nonsense, I don't know anything about human geography, and I don't even know how to fill in the volunteers, let alone the majors." Xiao Cangsheng closed his eyes and said, let's die, at least I don't have to be the annoying study committee.

Laughing at the words of the common people, the thunder fell a lot. This guy is really the best, he can be regarded as the number one awesome person in Huaxia University.

Zhang Shanfeng's right hand trembled and pointed at Xiao Cangsheng, his mouth trembling and speechless, it seemed that he was angry with Xiao Cangsheng's words. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. Originally, I thought that I had found a good seedling, but I didn't expect that this good seedling turned out to be a Xibei product!!