It may be that the fright is more severe, this kid is not good at legs, and now he can no longer walk upright, so he was stunned and climbed under a big tree next to him and began to retch......

It may be that the fright is more severe, and this kid can't use his legs, so he climbed under a big tree next to him and began to retch......

This scene scared everyone enough, Lao Cao seemed to know what he said, and his big face turned red all of a sudden.

This scene happened very quickly, and when Zhou Yu woke up and thought of helping Huzi, another person got out of the car. Wearing black sunglasses, dressed with bells and whistles, and a ponytail on the back of his head, he walked with three swaying steps, and was a goblin.

"Damn, whose daughter is this, why did you run to the third child's car? And you don't seem to enjoy the third child's bear look, right? Also, didn't Lao Cao go to pick up our cousin? Who the fuck can tell me what's going on? Zhou Dabiao turned his head to Zhou Yu and Lao Cao and said.

Lao Cao said embarrassedly: "What's that, our cousin is more yin, the one in the Huzi car is not anyone's daughter, that is our cousin, pure masters." ”

"Hahaha...... Mengzi, Mengzi, you just fool around with me, can that little goblin be our cousin? I don't believe it if I am killed, it is clearly a girl! Zhou Dabiao burst into tears and laughed.

But smiling and smiling, Zhou Dabiao felt that something was wrong, why did the brothers around him look at him with that kind of eyes? It's like looking at two fools.

Qian Fei in the crowd couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother Biao, you may not have paid attention just now. You see that his Adam's apple is quite big, and the casual shoes on his feet are clearly a pair of men's casual shoes, and his chest is also flat. ”

Zhou Dabiao quickly wiped his eyes and looked carefully, only to find that Qian Fei was right, the guy who seemed to be a big girl was really a man.

It is said that after the guy got out of the car, he twisted his ass and went to Huzi, trying to help Huzi up, but who knew that Lu Dao Huzi was so frightened that he couldn't care about vomiting, and he didn't know where Lu Dao's strength came from, and he jumped up and ran towards Zhou Yu and them.

Knowing that the guy in front of him was Lao Cao's cousin, everyone put their hearts down, and at the same time couldn't help laughing in their hearts. It seems that this guy is also a superb. There is a fight with Lao Cao.

Seeing that Huzi threw away the guests and ran over by himself, Lao Cao Hu complained with a face: "I said three donkeys, how old are you to see it, why are you so ignorant?" My cousin is an expert, and if I hadn't come up with this old face, you wouldn't have been able to invite him for any amount of money. Tell me, how can you leave people behind? ”

Finally saw my loved ones. Zhou Hu helped the eldest brother and gasped for breath. After listening to Lao Cao's words, he was going to be angry. Pointing at Lao Cao and scolding: "Lao Cao, Lao Cao, why do our brothers have a grudge?" Fuck you're still asking me to pick up your cousin, is this a human job? I'll squirt you in the face!

What's that? Neither men nor women. She looks like a gentleman, but she talks and dresses like a girl. If you want to say that, forget it, we can understand it, right? But damn it, as soon as this kid got in the car, he fucking said that I was in good shape, and he pinched and touched me on this road, if it weren't for your face, I would have strangled him to death.

In this way, I endured and endured, God bless me and finally saved this innocent body and came to the mountain, or I would not have the face to see Xiaoxiao again. ”

Speaking of this, Huzi said again with tears in his eyes: "Lao Cao, I called you grandpa, don't let me deal with him in the future, and the pure masters can't afford to hurt him." ”

"Ha Lu Ha ......" The people around him laughed, and Lao Cao was also amused.

At this time, the cousin also walked to the front of everyone, took off his sunglasses and crossed his waist and shouted softly to Lao Cao: "Hey, hey~ I said cousin, you said that I came all the way to help you, why didn't you come to greet me?" Hmph, heartless, I'll ignore you next time. ”

Lao Cao was full of wit, quickly ran over, stretched out his big hand, and said with a smile: "Oh, Nobita, welcome, don't you see that my brother and my brothers are here to welcome you." Everyone is looking forward to the stars and the moon, and now I finally look forward to you. Oh, no, no, no, I haven't seen you for several years, and if I keep talking, my brother's tears are about to fall. ”

"Hmph, even if you have a conscience, but don't be sensational, people have a hard time putting on makeup in the morning, if you really want to cry, don't cry your makeup, then you will be ugly."

The two brothers were chattering, but Zhou Yu and the people next to him couldn't stand it, it turned out that Lao Cao's cousin's yin qi was not ordinarily heavy.

The face is white, with a pair of watery peach blossom eyes, and he speaks in a milky voice. Look at this outfit again, the big red and white plaid pants are tightly tied to the body, which is estimated to be stretched open if you exert a little effort. He wears a light pink long-sleeved T-shirt on the upper body, a light green trench coat over it, a pair of white European-style casual shoes on his feet, and no socks are on.

Seeing this, everyone's hearts are total, except for the parts on his body that are men, the rest including thoughts and hearts are 100% fucking is a girl.

Thinking of this, everyone's eyes were full of sympathy and pity when they looked at Zhou Hu, how much sin did this child have to suffer on the way from the village to the county seat?

At this time, Lao Cao came to Zhou Yu with his cousin and said with a smile: "Brother, this is my cousin, his big name is Wu Yingying, his English name is Android, and he is very proficient in training and makeup planning in the service industry, and this is what people learned in the UK." ”

After speaking, he said to Zhou Yu: "Nobita, my brother will introduce you to you, this is Zhou Yu and Mr. Zhou that I often mention to you, he is my brother's brother in life and death, you are the same age, but you don't have a birthday, so you have to be called Brother Zhou." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Zhou Dabiao and Sun Tao couldn't laugh out loud, a person with such a heavy mother's yin qi was called a hero, and his English name could also be called Android? Isn't that mobile phone system software?

Before Zhou Yu could speak, this Wu Yingying's peach blossom eyes lit up instantly after seeing the dashing and dignified Zhou Yu, and he said with a smile on his face: "Hey, hey~ This is Brother Zhou?" It's such a handsome mess, and it hurts people's little hearts to beat wildly, and I hate it......"

Zhou Yu smiled bitterly, but that smile looked almost the same as crying, and he thought in his heart that it would be okay to be taken in by such a thing? But people invited them themselves, so if you don't like it, you have to do the right thing?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yu endured the extreme discomfort in his heart, and said with a smile: "Brother Wu, right? Welcome to Phoenix Mountain. We're a small place, so don't mind if there's anything you don't have to do these days. ”

The watery peach blossom eyes whitened Zhou Yu, and Wu Yingying said angrily: "Brother Zhou is so polite, besides, you are so dashing and handsome, even if you are not well entertained, people are willing to blame you?" In that case, people still have to die of distress? ”

Being looked at by a big man so affectionately, listening to him say something sensual, Zhou Yu felt that he would definitely go crazy if he continued like this.

So he couldn't bear it and didn't spit it out, and said to Wu Yingying in the heart of a dead friend who is not dead and poor: "Hehe, what kind of handsome guy am I, look at these brothers around me, which one is not more handsome than me?" After speaking, he pointed to the big brother Biao and a group of special forces brothers around him.

The figure of Zhou Dabiao and these demobilized special forces is really good, coupled with the high temperature in Phoenix Mountain, everyone is wearing close-fitting T-shirts, and the toned muscles are highlighted, and the masculinity is very powerful.

At this moment, Wu Yingying's eyes were not enough, and he put his hands on his chest and said like a nymphomaniac: "Oh, why are there so many fierce men, people are really happy to die."

I can see it just now along the way, the mountains and rivers here are beautiful and colorful, the birds are singing and the scenery is pleasant, plus there are so many handsome men, I will stay for a few more days this time, and get close to everyone, macho man, my favorite......"

After the last, Brother Zhou Yu and Lao Cao sweated and persuaded this living ancestor to the house, so that this guy could take a good rest and not be a nymphomaniac for the time being, and then Zhou Yu dragged Lao Cao out.

"Brother Cao, I'm scared now, you said that you knew that your cousin called him like this? Didn't you see that the legs that scared Brother Sun's gang just now trembled? Those people are elites, even if their heads fall off, they can't be scared like this, right? Really, who do you say you're looking for? I just got my own "Demon" over. After walking out of the door for a distance, Zhou Yu said to Lao Cao.

These gentlemen next to him also complained about Lao Cao, especially Sun Tao, the living ancestor almost touched his chest just now, and the goosebumps on his body have not disappeared at this time.

Lao Cao scratched his head and said a little embarrassed: "That brother, don't be angry, if you want to say that I am still fucking confused about this, my cousin was not like this before?" This kid is a little feminine, but he's definitely a pure man, I didn't expect it to become like this after a few years? No, I'll have to ask what the hell is going on......"

It is said that when Zhou Yu and the others came out, Wu Yingying in the room quickly plugged in the door after putting the backpack away, and when everyone walked away, this guy fell on the bed and laughed, and even laughed out of tears.

If other people are here, they will find that this kid's eyes are not peach blossoms, but there is still a trace of man's calmness, and that laughter can be regarded as heroic, which is clearly a pure master. (To be continued......)