Chapter Ninety-Six: Chicken Feather Letter 2
This time it's really a bad dish, his mother has been patronizing to help Zhoujiacun get rhodiola since she came back from her uncle's house, and she actually forgot about Xiaowangzhuang. It is estimated that my uncle is looking forward to the stars and the moon these days, looking forward to his reply, right?
I've been back for many days, and I haven't sent a letter to my uncle until now, so my uncle won't bring someone to Zhoujia Village to press himself to the ground and beat his ass, right?
The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the more scared he became, and the more he thought about it, the more creepy he felt.
It is said that good spirits are not bad spirits, just when Zhou Yu was uneasy in his heart, a loud voice suddenly came from the front of the courtyard: "Gentlemen of Zhoujia Village, have you seen the people in Zhouding Country?" I'm in a hurry with them. ”
Zhou Yu felt that this voice was a little familiar, so he followed the sound and looked forward, and saw a forty-six or seventeen-year-old man in the mountains looking anxiously at this side, is it not the fourth uncle or which?
Wang Guilan quickly ran out of the shed after hearing the voice, and after a while, she led the fourth brother into the shed, handed him a towel and asked, "Fourth brother, why did you find here?" Is there something Zhijiang has for you to pass the word? ”
The honest fourth uncle nodded violently after taking a sip of water: "But isn't it, Secretary Zhijiang heard that I was going to the bottom of the mountain to do business today, so he asked me to bring a letter, saying that this is an urgent matter of 100,000 yuan, and it must be handed over to my eldest nephew." I saw that Brother Zhijiang looked very anxious when he spoke, for fear that something would go wrong, and he almost ran all the way, oops, it just didn't tire me to death. ”
After speaking, he took out a letter from the canvas pocket behind him and handed it to Wang Guilan in a twist.
The people behind him couldn't help but turn up the corners of their mouths when they looked at the letter. This is a large envelope made of brown paper, the difference is that this large envelope is densely covered with chicken feathers, the color of these chicken feathers is called a bright one, it is estimated that it has just been plucked from the big rooster. It's strange that everyone can hold back their laughter when they see such an alternative chicken feather letter.
At this time, Zhou Yu also rushed over, as soon as he saw Zhou Yu appear, the fourth uncle dragged the chicken feather letter from the hand of the clan sister and handed it to Zhou Yu, grabbed his other hand and shook it vigorously, and said excitedly: "Oh, my God, I have found you, nephew, this letter was asked by your uncle to give it to you, your uncle said that this is a big matter of burning eyebrows, let you reply quickly."
And your uncle wants me to send you a message, telling me that I must pass it on, otherwise he will not recognize me as a brother. Listen to that big nephew, I can't say this, but this is not what the fourth uncle wants to say, it is your own uncle who said it. ”
Seeing the letter full of chicken feathers in his hand, Zhou Yu didn't have to guess to know that it was Rhodiola. But dear uncle, are you going to get so many chicken feathers stuck to it? According to the specifications of the chicken feather letter, even if the earth is going to be destroyed, there is no need to stick so many chicken feathers!
Seeing that the fourth uncle was still a little embarrassed to say it, Zhou Yu said stubbornly: "Fourth uncle, since it was my uncle who asked you to pass the word, then you can say it, I won't mind." ”
The fourth uncle looked at Zhou Yu nervously, and saw that this kid didn't look like he was lying, and his heart relaxed, probably because he felt that the following words were indeed a bit heavy, and the honest fourth uncle explained again.
"That eldest nephew, your uncle's words are indeed a little unpleasant, and the fourth uncle is also forced to be helpless, you also know that your uncle's stubborn donkey temper, if I don't say it today, your uncle will really be able to disown me as a brother after I go back." The fourth uncle started to talk about it, and you will listen to it. ”
After speaking, he paused, and imagined in his mind that Wang Zhijiang's tone when he said these words and said word by word: "Xiaoyu, you wolf-hearted little turtle lamb, why haven't you come back for so many days?" Did you forget your uncle's big event? If that's the case, you'll wait for me, a little rabbit, and see if Lao Tzu doesn't bring anyone to Zhoujia Village to tie you up and tie you to a big tree and hang you for three days......"
The men from Zhoujia Village around listened to the words of Wang Zhijiang conveyed by the fourth uncle, and their eyes were full of disdain. Ergouzi is the treasure of Zhoujia Village, and the people in his village are rare, so he will let you bring someone to arrest him? This is clearly a camel that doesn't brag! Kidnapping the two dogs in Zhoujia Village? It's not funny at all.
After the fourth uncle finished reading, he felt that the surroundings were cold, and he was greeted by dozens of pairs of cold eyes in Zhoujia Village. Even no matter how honest a person is, he knows that people don't want to see him, why do you say that he took such a job? Wang Zhijiang, Wang Zhijiang, you are killing people and not paying for your life!
Suddenly, the fourth uncle's head became clear for a while, and he muttered to Zhou Yu: "Oh, big nephew, let me mess up this matter, your uncle also specially instructed me before leaving, saying that the people of Zhoujia Village are particularly protective of calves, and let me not allow others to be present when I talk to you about these words, alas, you see this matter, it is all blamed on the fourth uncle for forgetting it in a hurry." ”
Zhou Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and he couldn't get it this time to suffocate internal injuries. shouted vigorously in his heart: "Fourth uncle, fourth uncle, can you be more sincere?" ”
At this time, the villagers of Zhoujia Village who were surrounding the periphery couldn't help but laugh, this brother of Xiaowangzhuang is really sincere!
Zhou Yu asked with a smile at this time: "Fourth uncle, does my uncle have anything else to explain?" ”
"Oh, by the way, Brother Zhijiang asked you to reply to him after reading the chicken feather letter, and I will rush back to the mountains to send it to him immediately."
After finishing speaking, the fourth uncle finally poured out the time to turn around, and when he saw the pile of rhodiola rosea, his mouth opened wide, and he asked a little incredulously: "I said nephew, why do you also have so many rhodiola here?" I'm dripping my God, I said that Brother Zhijiang didn't do any work these days, so he led the old men of each family to go around the mountains and let everyone look for Rhodiola all over the mountains. You don't know how carefully we searched the place, definitely more carefully than when the little devils went into the mountains to search for the guerrillas.
We don't understand why we ask Zhijiang what's going on when we want to find Rhodiola Rosea, but your uncle always pushes us back with a bull's eye. Now I finally understand, is the 100,000 urgent thing your uncle said have anything to do with Rhodiola? ”
Zhou Yu shook his head at the fourth uncle, and then took a long breath, fortunately, the fourth uncle hadn't arrived home sincerely, and he even guessed that it was related to Rhodiola Rosea, but he couldn't tell him about it now, so let him go back and talk back quickly after reading the chicken feather letter.
When I opened the envelope, there was a cigarette paper inside, and on my brow were three big words like sticks: "Chicken Feather Letter". Below are some small words like branches: "Xiaoyu, I'm too lazy to write, I've already asked your fourth uncle to convey what I should say." What I want to tell you is that the chicken feathers on this 100,000 anxious chicken feather letter were obtained after I killed one of your aunt's favorite big cocks, and your aunt still cares about me for this matter. So I paid a heavy price for it.
If you kid had the heart, you would have done it for me, or you'd be sorry for that big in our house!
Reply quickly! ”
Zhou Yu couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, uncle, uncle, why did you blame your nephew for your own ingenuity in sealing the chicken feather letter? Who told you to kill a rooster and pluck it?
However, his uncle's doing this did reflect his anxious mood at this time, so he borrowed a pen and paper from his mother and wrote a reply concisely: Uncle is well, the big thing has been decided, dig quickly!
Then he folded the letter into the envelope of the chicken feather letter and handed it to the fourth uncle, and the fourth uncle couldn't care about being polite, this honest mountain man seemed to have figured out something, and trotted all the way out of Zhoujia Village with the letter.
When the figure of the fourth uncle was a child, Zhou Dingbang smiled and said narrowly: "Second dog, don't worry, if your uncle brings someone to Zhoujia Village to rob people, we will definitely protect you, but you are also from our Zhoujia Village, right?" How can you be hung from a tree for three days?
But the third uncle really opened his eyes today, obediently, chicken feather letter, and it is still a chicken feather letter full of chicken feathers, how big of a deal does this be? Secretary Wang of Xiaowangzhuang is just one word, cow! ”
Secretary Zhou originally wanted to tease a few more words, but when he saw the cold eyes of the second sister-in-law in the crowd, he immediately stopped and changed the topic.
Zhou Yu was depressed at this time, but he didn't expect to meet a master who fell into a well, and his mood was simply needless to mention, it was called a bad one!
Everyone joked for a while, and then threw themselves into the hot process of rhodiola rosea.