Chapter 556: Can anyone be more unlucky than you?
After Yan Xiaokai was appeased, the old lady who was in menopause and had a hot temper went to rest.
After talking with Bi Yu and Qin Ying for a while, he realized that although he was the only one who pretended to be drunk, it was not only his father who was really drunk, but also Ximen Yaoming, father and son, and what made him a little ridiculous was that Shang Xin was also drunk.
This little goblin, what kind of fun is he making around?
After Yan Xiaokai finished entertaining a group of relatives in his mother's mother's family, he walked into his father's room, saw his father snoring and sleeping soundly on the bed, and then retreated out of the room, and then entered the room arranged for Shang Xin.
After entering the door, he found Shang Xin rolling around uneasily on the bed, calling something indistinctly!
At first, Yan Xiaokai thought that she had a bad stomach or a big aunt, and she was having a stomachache, but when she got closer, she barely heard clearly, and she kept whispering: "...... Mom, don't go...... Don't leave me, don't ...... Don't ......"
Yan Xiaokai sat in front of the bed, found that her hair was messy, and her drunken face was actually stained with tears, she looked pitiful, and her heart hurt for no reason, she reached out and touched her shoulder, and called: "Shang Xin!" ”
Shang Xin, who was drunk, grabbed Yan Xiaokai's hand and said excitedly: "Mom, don't go, don't go!" ”
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, "Shang Xin, wake up, I'm not your mother, I'm Yan Xiaokai." ”
Shang Xin didn't care about it, he was not satisfied with grabbing his hand, and even wrapped it up, hugged him, hugged him very tightly, and said, "Mom, don't leave me again, don't leave me again, okay?" I will be obedient in the future, and I will listen to you in everything! ”
Seeing that she was already drunk and didn't know what to do, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but sigh, but being held by her, especially by her full, soft and elastic crisp breasts, a very strange feeling rose in his heart, and he looked down and found that in the open neckline, two snow-white balls had been squeezed out of shape, and one side was even about to be squeezed out of the bra, and a shallow flush was faintly visible!
This scene of spring leaking out made Yan Xiaoxing frightened, and his heart was beating wildly.
Just when they were a little distracted, Qin Ying and Bi Yu walked in one after the other, and when they saw the ambiguous scene in front of them, they were both stunned.
Yan Xiao was startled, quickly woke up, and hurriedly explained: "That...... She got drunk and thought I was her mother! ”
Neither woman spoke, but stared at him brightly.
Yan Xiaokai was very embarrassed, and reached out to push Shang Xin away, but she was very tightly entangled, and she couldn't push it away, but the more she pushed, the tighter she hugged her.
At the same time, Shang Xin still shouted vaguely: "Mom, don't go, I won't let you go......"
Yan Xiaokai wanted to cry without tears, so he could only look at the two girls as if asking for help.
The two women just stood there, not at all coming up to help, especially Qin Ying, who even crossed her hands and had a playful smile on her face, as if she was watching a play.
In the end, Bi Yu couldn't see it, and stepped forward and said softly to Shang Xin: "Silly child, mom is here, let mom hug me, be good, come!" ”
Shang Xin listened to this gentle and magnetic voice, and really let go of Yan Xiaokai and threw herself into her arms.
Yan Xiaokai quickly stood up as if he had been pardoned, and looked at Bi Yu gratefully.
Bi Yu glanced at him lightly and said, "You hurry up and get out, my brother is back!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said happily: "Brother Tao is back?" Didn't he do an internship at the city bureau? How can I come back when I am free? ”
Bi Yu shook his head, "I don't know what to say, but I feel like something is wrong with him!" Hurry up! ”
Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Then ...... here"
Bi Yu said: "Leave it to me!" ”
Yan Xiaokai walked out of the city with Qin Ying.
After going out, Qin Ying asked quietly, "How do you feel?" ”
Yan Xiaokai asked puzzledly: "What's how?" ”
Qin Ying said: "Little Lori's breasts! ”
Yan Xiao said happily: "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Qin Ying scolded with a smile: "I'm talking nonsense? When I just entered the door, I saw you staring at Miss Shang's chest and drooling, as if I couldn't take a bite! ”
Yan Xiaokai's face was embarrassed, "I ......"
Qin Ying suddenly sighed and said: "At the beginning, I thought you were just sensual to women of my type, but I didn't expect you to be a big and small killer, this taste is really not an ordinary miscellaneous!" ”
"What nonsense!" Yan Xiaokai was so red that he was counted, and he leaned over with some annoyance and hatred: "Little Niangpi, I can't kill you at night!" ”
Qin Ying laughed and said disdainfully, "At night? I slept with Bi Yu at night, do you dare to come? ”
Yan Xiaokai gritted his teeth and said, "Do you see if I dare!" ”
Qin Ying laughed even more, leaned over and said, "Okay, I'll wash it up tonight, dry the water, and wait for you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was so angry that he couldn't do it, and said indignantly: "You wait!" ”
When he threw down Qin Ying and walked to the hall, he saw Bi Yuntao sitting in the living room, along with Shangguan Yunchen and Yunnu.
However, as Bi Yu said, Bi Yuntao seemed to have really encountered something, his spirits were sluggish, his brows were deeply locked, and he looked depressed.
Yan Xiaokai walked up and said with a smile: "Brother Tao, why are you back?" ”
Seeing Yan Xiaokai, Bi Yuntao's face finally had a little smile, and he stepped forward and punched him lightly, "You guy is really not interesting, you don't even notify me in advance when you have a happy event at home!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Isn't this afraid that you will be busy?" The unit where you intern is no more idle than my broken security company! ”
Bi Yuntao's face slid an unnatural color, and then he said casually: "Such a big happy event, no matter how busy you are, you have to come back!" ”
Yan Xiao smiled, then pointed to Shangguan Yunchen and Yunu on the side and said to her: "Come, let me introduce you, this is Shangguan Yunchen, my colleague in the security company where I am interning!" And this one is the Rain Girl, huh...... Sort of my secretary! ”
Qin Ying, who followed behind, said, "What about me? ”
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to say: "Yes, and this is Qin Ying, the goddaughter that my mother just recognized." This is Bi Yuntao, Bi Yu's younger brother, and also my iron buddy who has played since I was a child! ”
After everyone greeted each other, Bi Yuntao shouted: "Quick, what is there to eat, hurry up and make a table, in order to eat your meal, I have been hungry since last night." ”
Yan Xiaokai looked at the time and found that it was already half past five, and it was indeed time for dinner, so he hurriedly called a waiter and asked her to set the dishes on the table.
At the banquet as sumptuous as noon, Bi Yuntao really looked like he had been hungry for many days, eating a lot of food and drinking more wine.
Bi Yu, who was at the same table, saw it in his eyes, and was anxious in his heart, and persuaded his younger brother a few times to see that he was indifferent, so he had to look at Yan Xiaokai for help.
Yan Xiaokai was also drunk at this time, not pretending, but really drunk, because how much Bi Yuntao drank, he accompanied him, but he was not particularly drunk, and when Bi Yuntao reached out to open a bottle of XO again, he finally reached out to stop him, "Brother Tao, it's almost." I'll be drunk if I drink it again! I got drunk at noon, so anxious that my mother almost didn't pour boiling water on me, and if I get drunk again at night, my mother will definitely break my legs! ”
Bi Yuntao smiled: "So serious? Then don't drink it, I'll have some more, it's rare for your family to have a happy event, buddy is happy for you. ”
Looking at Bi Yuntao's stomach cup after cup, Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, are you happy for me? It's clear that it's a drink to drown your sorrows!
After the banquet was at its worst, it was conceivable that Bi Yuntao was drunk.
At the end of the song, when everyone dispersed, Yan Xiaokai helped the drunk Bi Yuntao and sent him home.
was blown by the night breeze outside, and Bi Yuntao, who had drunk too much, vomited halfway through.
After vomiting, Bi Yuntao was a little sober, took a few steps forward, and sat on the field stalk on the side of the road.
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to sit down, and it took a while to ask the question that he had endured all night, "Brother Tao, what's wrong with you?" ”
Bi Yuntao waved his hand and said, "It's nothing!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "You still want to hide it from me, as soon as you enter the door in the afternoon, I feel that something is wrong with you, we are buddies who grew up together, you even gave me your own sister, what else can't you tell me?" ”
Bi Yuntao was silent, and after a while, he said in great frustration: "I broke up with Lu Shanwan." ”
Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, and then comforted: "Hey, I thought something was wrong, isn't it just a woman, it's divided, it's divided, and the green mountains are left, I'm afraid that there will be no flowers, give up this crooked neck tree, let's build another 10,000 acres of forest......"
Bi Yuntao waved his hand and interrupted him: "I was also expelled from school!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was finally taken aback at this time, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Bi Yuntao hesitated for a moment, and finally poured out a stomach of bitter water.
It turned out that this incident was caused by Bi Yuntao's ex-girlfriend Lu Shanyu.
Although Lu Shanwen is only a small nurse in the infirmary of the Police Academy, she has a beautiful face and a good figure, and she is also a little bit beautiful.
For these suitors, Lu Shanwen has always maintained an ambiguous attitude of neither accepting nor rejecting. Even if he came to match Bi Yuntao, he still couldn't get rid of this bad habit.
For this matter, the two have had a lot of quarrels when they are together!
A few days ago, because of similar things, Bi Yuntao and Lu Shanwen had a quarrel again, and the quarrel was very intense, but the next day, Bi Yuntao regretted it, it happened to be Lu Shanwan's birthday, so he took half a day off, bought flowers, cakes, and gifts and went back to school, but found that Lu Shanwen went out, and the mobile phone couldn't get through, so he had to sit in the infirmary dormitory and wait for her to come back.
As a result, she waited from one o'clock in the afternoon to one o'clock in the morning, and Lu Shanwen finally came back, but not alone, and a young man who drove a BMW came back with her.
When Lu Shanwen got out of the car, the young man took advantage of the situation to sneak a kiss on her face.
This scene, the one who is so good to die fell in Bi Yuntao's eyes, he was already angry, and he completely broke out now, rushed forward, and beat the man violently regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one.
Before leaving the school, Bi Yuntao was one of the top ten masters of the Police Academy, and later after Yan Xiaokai's call, coupled with the experience of the Municipal Bureau, his skills were not able to go through, and he shot in anger at that time, the result can be imagined, the BMW man was on the spot with a large spleen, broke three ribs, and broke a leg, if he wasn't sent to the hospital in time, I'm afraid he would have burped at that time!
After that, both the internship unit and the school knew about it, and the internship unit first returned him to the school, and then the school directly expelled him.
After Yan Xiaokai heard what had happened, he said with some hatred: "Brother Tao, why are you so impulsive!" Cover your face when you make a move. After the incident, you don't admit it, and no one will blow you up! ”
"......" Bi Yuntao was stunned for a while, and then said dejectedly: "At that time, I was angry, how could I think so much!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Then there is no room for maneuver in this matter?" ”
Bi Yuntao shook his head, "No!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said unrelentingly: "Isn't Xiao Mingzi's mother the deputy mayor?" You didn't look for Xiao Mingzi! ”
Bi Yuntao said: "I have looked for it, and it was because of the relationship between Ximen Yaoming's mother that I was able to reluctantly end up with this result." ”
Yan Xiaokai was silent and didn't say a word for a long time......