The wedding banquet was very lively, it was not over until more than two o'clock in the afternoon, Qingqing and Liu Jia had to go to work tomorrow and left early, originally Zhou Yu and Li Ming were going back with their families, but Lao Cao and Guo Yunliang were stunned to leave this brother and said that they would have a good drink in the evening.

Not to mention anything else, this wedding not only contributed to this wedding, but Zhou Yu also contributed a lot of money, which made the wedding flawless, if you don't stay and drink two glasses, how can you rest assured that Lao Cao and Guo Yunliang can rest assured?

In the afternoon, Zhou Yu was not idle, and Huzi was still a pair of newlyweds in Tsing Yi and hats, walking slowly along a small river in Caojiagou, and there were professional photographers shooting next to them. And Zhou Dabiao and Li Ming, the two unscrupulous elements, followed behind them, looking at the brothers in Tsing Yi and hats, and laughed.

In the evening, Lao Cao and his wife finally made time to have a meal with their family with Zhou Yuge, and according to custom, the dinner on the wedding day must be a reunion dinner for their family to sit at a table. But Brother Zhou Yu is also among them, which shows that the old Cao family has regarded these four guys as a family.

Of course, there are some people who stay here to eat at night and come to help at noon, these people are the neighbors of the old Cao family and relatives in the same village, and they have been busy for a day, and it is impossible to eat well at noon, so as the host's family, this thank-you banquet will definitely not be able to run in the evening.

But at the main table can only be the groom's family, and no one can find fault with this group, because this is the rule handed down by the ancestors.

At the dinner table, Lao Cao thanked the four brothers again and again, and accompanied them to make two bowls in a row, and then Liu Juaner picked up the wine glass and toasted everyone with a bowl. After the last, Liu Juaner poured a bowl of wine for Zhou Yu again. He took his wine bowl and said movingly: "Brother, now whether it is from your brother Cao or from me, you are my out-and-out brother." To be honest, my sister is the happiest day ever, not only did she marry a man who made me feel at ease. And I also have my godfather and godmother who love me and you, your godbrother who doesn't treat me as an outsider.

Brother, my sister is happy not because of how much money you spent for your sister and brother-in-law, but because you treat me as a family from the bottom of your heart, and my sister is so content, really content. ”

"Sister, our family doesn't talk to each other, I haven't had a sister since I was a child, except for Brother Da Biao, who is a tiger, but look at what kind of virtue they are? Fighting and teasing birds is a good hand. But how do you know how to care about people? That's why I'm really eager to have a sister. When I was a child, I begged my mother to give me another sister, but do you know what our mother said? ”

Listening to what Zhou Yu said interestingly, Liu Juan chuckled and asked, "Then what did our mother say?" ”

"He said, even if you really have to have another girl, it's a sister instead of a sister, you can't have a sister in this life, you just accept your fate."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.

Everyone else was amused by Zhou Yu's humor, except for Zhou Biao and Zhou Hu, and they were still gritting their teeth at the moment, thinking that the second child was really not a thing, and you said that if you want to please your godsister, you can please it. No one stopped me, did they? But do you have to support one and bury two at the same time? There's something wrong with this person's character.

Everyone happily finished dinner, chatted for a while, and the groom and bride entered the new house under the leadership of Guo Yunliang's wife.

It is said that Lao Cao's house has only five tiled houses, and now Lao Cao's new house is located in two rooms of the main house, and the rest is a kitchen and two back rooms. And one of the rooms still has sundries, so only Guo Yunliang and his family live here, and the four of Zhou Yuge were taken by Lao Cao's father to a relative's house in the east to rest. To say that this relative is also bright enough. In order to let Zhou Yu live casually, the whole family is not there. And Lao Cao's father found another place to rest after bringing his four nephews here, so in this way, the entire four big tiled houses were left to Zhou Yu and them.

The four brothers sat on the kang and chatted for a while, and farts for a while. Then he began to wash, and after the last day, he lay straight on the big kang and continued to chat. chatting and chatting about Li Ming and Zhou Dabiao, they brought the topic to Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu's dress today, Zhou Dabiao is better, and he can take care of the emotions of his two younger brothers, but Li Ming doesn't care about that, lying on the bed and laughing.

Looking at Li Ming's unbeaten appearance, and thinking about Lao Cao's hateful behavior today, Zhou Hu's eyes rolled and sat up from the kang all of a sudden.

"Hey, I said Comrade Jiading, you don't sleep in the middle of the night to scare people?" Li Ming quipped.

"Damn, I'm a, we still have a mission for the night. Brother Xiao Ming, you are not our Gada people who don't understand the situation, we must have young people to listen to the wall root on the night of our wedding here, so as to ensure that the newlyweds will have a happy life in the future. Zhou Hu said seriously.

"Damn, you just fool around, how can there be such a ridiculous thing? I think you're a big pervert. Li Ming said disdainfully.

"How do you speak? This is really our custom here, and it is not so easy to listen to the root of the wall, it must wait until after nine o'clock, and this person must be a young man who has never been married.

Brother Xiao Ming, let me tell you, our rule here is that in the dead of night, the bride and groom go to bed, but the lights can't be turned off in the first half of the night. And sometimes the elders of the family are afraid that no one will listen, so they deliberately put a broom under the window instead of a real person, otherwise, it is said that the bride will become deaf.

But there are not many people willing to do this job now, alas, maybe Lao Cao thinks that a few of us are thick-skinned to be competent, otherwise you think Lao Cao is so kind, why do you have to leave a few of us here?

If you don't believe me, ask me Brother Biao? ”

Li Ming immediately turned his gaze to Zhou Dabiao next to him, only to see Zhou Dabiao nodding matter-of-fact and saying steadily: "Brother Xiao Ming, the third child of our family is not wrong, there is really such a custom here."

I remember when I got married to your sister-in-law, it was these two stinky boys who listened to the wall, and I was nervous about doing nothing with your sister-in-law that night, damn. Pity my cave room for candle nights. But for the sake of future happiness, I had to endure it all night. ”

"Damn, you two can't be true, right? Listen to the wall root still left a lamp? Have such a good treatment? What kind of perverted custom is this? But I like it! Ha Lu Ha. ”

Li Ming was a little carried away by the stimulation. So much so that he believed it after asking Zhou Dabiao. So much so that I was so excited that I had to jump up.

Anyway, this kid has never done such an exciting thing when he grows so big, can he still bear it when he meets such a big beauty as Liu Juan'er's sister-in-law? Hmm~ This trip is really not in vain.

Zhou Yu couldn't help but laugh in the bed. Brother Da Biao and Huzi are really leaky.

Huzi didn't lie to what he said just now, there were indeed such customs around Taiping Town, but that was before liberation.

In fact, there is a deeper meaning that is not easy to say under normal circumstances: that is, the spread of sexual knowledge. At that time, the society was feudal, and it was a great sex education class to talk about sexual perversion, so for young people who were not yet married, the opportunity to listen to the root of the wall was an excellent sex education class.

For those who have come (that is, the older listeners) can find the deviations of the newlyweds in the course of sex at any time and find the right opportunity to remind, educate and correct them, so that they can truly "be like a fish in water"!

In a small way, the custom of listening to the roots of the wall is for a better inheritance, and in a big way, it is related to the top priority of human reproduction. Therefore, listening to the root of the wall is not a ridiculous custom in the eyes of outsiders at all, and there is still some truth in the old society.

As for now, there are many ways to acquire sexual knowledge. Who still lets you listen to the root of the wall? In the words of young people, it's called hooliganism.

But who made Li Ming and Lao Cao not good birds? It is also appropriate to let them suffer a little, so Zhou Yu was also playful, and he didn't even say a word, letting his brother and brother flicker Li Ming there, just covering his head in the quilt and laughing.

At this time, Li Ming had already started to get dressed excitedly under the flickering of Zhou Biao and Zhou Hu's brothers, and Zhou Hu also hurriedly got dressed in order to cooperate.

Dressed in clothes, Li Ming pointed to Zhou Yu's quilt and asked in a low voice: "I said Huzi, why didn't Brother Zhou Yu go?" Isn't he unmarried? And as you just said, the more people who listen to the root of the wall, the more prosperous the newlyweds will be in the future? ”

Hearing Li Ming say this, Zhou Dabiao couldn't help but laugh, put his hand into Zhou Yu's quilt, and pinched him fiercely, but Zhou Yu had no choice but to get up and get dressed.

Three or five minutes later, Li Ming, who vowed to listen to the root of the wall to the end, dragged Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu, who were a little dragged, to the ground. Then the three brothers pushed open the door and slipped out.

At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock, although it was only half a bright moon, but because it was not polluted, the moonlight was still as bright as water. The autumn wind was blowing in my face, and I could already feel a chill.

The three of them looked around and walked sneakily towards Lao Cao's house, lightly along the way. I'm afraid I'll wake up the dogs around me.

The last three guys finally arrived at the gate of Lao Cao's house without danger, and saw that the gate was locked, and the lights in the main house were still on. However, Guo Yunliang and his family in the back room have already turned off the lights.

The three of them quietly discussed and felt that it was a little difficult to climb over the wall from the gate of Lao Cao's house, so they sneaked behind Lao Cao's house.

But when they arrived at the back of the room, the three of them were a little dumbfounded. It turned out that the foundations of the five tiled houses of Lao Cao's family were too high, except for the flat at the back door, the entire back wall was standing there, and the people couldn't reach the windows at all. How can you eavesdrop on such terrain?

Zhou Hu lowered his head and thought for a while, then smacked his mouth and whispered to Li Ming: "Brother Xiao Ming, I remember that there is a ladder in the courtyard where we live, you hurry back and move the ladder over, Brother Cao is so good to us, although this matter is a little difficult today, but it is also the time to test our friendship, we have to do this thing successfully tonight." ”

Li Ming nodded fiercely, not doubting him, turned around and ran back to get the ladder.

After Li Ming left, Zhou Yu patted Zhou Hu's shoulder with some complaint, and whispered: "Huzi, it's almost okay to be happy, don't make things bigger." ”

Zhou Hu smiled obscenely and said: "Brother Ergou, I want to fool Brother Xiao Ming, but I also really want to hear about Lao Cao's wall."

Hey, do you think if this guy sees his sister-in-law take off her clothes, will those two little eyeballs fall off? Wow, that's what a look forward to. ”

The curiosity of young people is important, and as soon as Zhou Hu said that Zhou Yu also had a bad taste when he heard it, he no longer stopped Zhou Hu. Wait quietly for Li Ming's arrival.

After waiting for a few minutes and not seeing Li Ming's figure, Zhou Hu was a little anxious. So he pulled Zhou Yu to the back window of the main room and bent down and let Zhou Yu step on his shoulders.

Zhou Yu was too familiar with such a frame, so he stepped on Zhou Hu's shoulder and poked his head into the back window.

At this time, I heard a groan from the house: "Oh~~ Juan'er use some more force." It's so comfortable, oops, it's so comfortable~

Juan'er, you are so white, I really love you to death...... Oh dear, make a little more effort, yes, that's it, oh~~ I'm so happy......"

Zhou Yu was not only not stimulated by Lao Cao's spring cry at this time, but felt a chill in his back, saying that his godsister is too strong, Lao Cao's mother is obviously a passive party?

At this time, Zhou Hu under him also heard a few old Cao's bed calls one after another. This guy couldn't do it excitedly, and patted Zhou Yu vigorously and signaled that it was his turn to listen.

Although Zhou Yu listened to it half-clicked, you have to talk about morality in this matter, can't you listen to it all yourself? So he slowly got down from Zhou Hu, bent down and pushed Zhou Hu up.

The screams of debauchery in the house are still coming one after another, and the more Zhou Hu listens to it, the more he loves to listen, this is catching Lao Cao's sore feet, but this guy is too lewd, how can he scream so happily? Could it be that his sister-in-law is whipping him with a leather whip?

Zhou Hu is a virgin in the end, and he is not as determined as Zhou Yu. Stimulated by Lao Cao's lewd voice, he wanted to watch the live broadcast, but it happened that the back curtain was not pulled well, and there was a small gap, so Zhou Hu put his head on the window.

The new house was not as Zhou Yu and his brothers imagined. On the contrary, it is still very warm. Liu Juan'er was wearing a red suspender suit to wash Lao Cao's feet.

Liu Juan'er blushed and was a little ashamed, but she was extremely happy in her heart, and she would be the man she would love in the future. It's a strong mountain that I can rely on, and my hands are becoming more and more gentle under my thoughts. So this foot wash is also infinitely spring.

And Lao Cao's fight may be too excited, or it may be for the next step to lay a good atmosphere. So after Liu Juan'er's little tender hand touched his feet, he began to call spring.

After washing and washing Liu Juan'er, she felt a little wrong, why didn't her man call? So he quickly looked up at him.

I saw that Lao Cao no longer had the gloomy soul just now, and he was looking at the back window with his mouth wide open, as if he saw something incredible.

Liu Juan'er patted him lightly and said angrily: "Mengzi, what are you doing, are you making fun again?" ”

Hearing his wife's words, Lao Cao hurriedly "shh ”

After the guy finished speaking, he didn't wash his feet anymore, so he quickly put on his shoes and went to the ground, and slowly came to the back window to take a closer look.

At this time, Zhou Hu, who was standing on Zhou Yu's shoulders, trembled in his legs, and cold sweat broke out on his back. This guy squatted down and whispered in a sweat: "Alas, mom, Brother Ergou, I was scared out of my urine just now, I originally wanted to poke my head up to see Lao Cao's dynamics, but I didn't expect that as soon as I put my head up, I saw Lao Cao staring at me." ”

Zhou Yu sighed in his heart, secretly saying that something bad was going to happen, so he asked nervously: "Huzi, are you sure he saw you?" But if Lao Cao sees you, can you still swallow your anger like this? Opened the window and cursed, right? ”

Zhou Hu thought for a while, shook his head, and said in a panic: "No, Brother Ergou, I still feel that Lao Cao has seen me, I have a bad premonition, it seems that this matter has failed tonight, let's hurry up, right?" So he wanted to jump off Zhou Yu's shoulder and prepare to run.

The two brothers were talking, Li Ming was carrying the ladder and finally arrived, and before the two of them arrived, this guy said excitedly: "Brother Zhou, Huzi, the guy got it, do you go up first or I go first?" ”

After finishing speaking, Li Ming saw that Zhou Hu was still standing on Zhou Yu's shoulder. So after Zhou Hu jumped off, this guy said a little angrily: "I said that the two of you are too unsophisticated, and it is the action of three people, why did you two take advantage of my departure to act privately?" Character. ”

Zhou Yu secretly said that he was really not afraid of things, so he hurriedly said: "Brother, we just saw that you didn't arrive for a long time and were afraid of delaying the time, so we acted first, that's sorry."

But brother, we just thought about it, let's go, why don't I feel safe about this? You also know your Brother Cao's character, who knows if he likes it or not? "Because I just fooled people. Zhou Yu didn't dare to tell the facts, so he could only persuade Li Ming ambiguously.

Li Ming was not happy when he heard it. He pouted and said to Zhou Yu, "Brother Zhou, what are you talking about?" Ah, you two are having a good time. You want to leave when it's my turn? If you two want to go, I have a ladder and no one is grabbing it once. Hehe, after listening to the root of the wall this time, I grabbed his pigtails tightly, and I dare to fight with me in the future? Li Ming said proudly.

Come on, this is not a good bird, and he is unwilling to walk and pull down, so under Zhou Hu's anxious drag, Zhou Yu and his brothers ran away, for fear that they would be caught by Lao Cao if they ran late.

Looking at the two black shadows who had fled in the wilderness, Li Ming snorted twice disdainfully, muttering about traitors in his mouth. Then he proudly erected the ladder and slowly climbed up.

Before he could climb to the height of the window, suddenly the window was opened, and with a "hula" sound, a large basin of water and wine was splashed, and Li Ming was instantly poured cold.

This splash was so sudden, the unprepared Li Ming was almost scared to death, and couldn't help wiping his face with his hand, why did he feel a little sweaty?

Just as Li Ming was tasting the taste of the water, a big staring head poked out of the window, and then a big feather duster stabbed downward. I didn't hang and poked Li Ming under the ladder.

Li Ming looked at it and hurriedly said: "Brother Cao, don't stab, it's me, I'm Li Ming, I heard that the root of the wall is coming." I also deliberately went back to carry the ladder. What's the matter, brother, I'm interesting enough, right?

But why did you splash me with water and hit me with a feather duster? Could it be that this is also a custom? ”

"Xi, your mother is big. Li Ming, Li Ming, I always thought that you kid had a good family background and was a character. But you fucking dare to come over and listen to Lao Tzu's wall. But you're also a man, and you admit it all.

But do you know that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold. It's worth a lot of money. Brother, I have been holding back for more than 30 years, it is a long drought and a sweet rain, just waiting for tonight to turn over and sing a serf, but you are good, you actually came to listen to the root of the wall, and you have the audacity to come with a ladder.

Do you know that you showed your head just now and almost didn't scare Lao Tzu to death, if you scared impotence, you will cover me? ”

"Brother Cao, isn't it true that listening to the root of the wall can bless you and your sister-in-law with a prosperous life in the future?" Li Ming felt that something was wrong, and asked boldly.

"Fart! Listen to the wall root give birth to a son without an asshole! You kid hurry up and get out of here, and you can get out of here as far as your thoughts go. Lao Tzu still has a moment of spring supper, I don't have time to clean you up, you wait until tomorrow to see how I settle accounts with you. ”

After saying that, he closed the window with a "bang".

Li Ming really wanted to cry without tears, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that he was swept away by Brother Zhou Yu, and he felt sorry for his 50,000 yuan Versace and more than 10,000 yuan of big leather shoes. So he gritted his teeth and carried the ladder and walked back like a chicken.

Li Ming returned to the yard and put down the ladder, gritted his teeth and went into the house to find the Zhou family brothers to settle the account, who knew that when he entered the house, he found that these three guys were actually sleeping, so he screamed a few loudly, but the three guys were still snoring like thunder.

Li Ming didn't give up, and began to pinch his ears one by one, but after a few pinching, he still couldn't wake up this brother. So Li Ming said angrily, "I said that you brothers don't need to dress, I was caught by Brother Cao just now, drenched in water, and stabbed several times by a feather duster, and was scolded fiercely, but people said, you will come over tomorrow morning to take revenge, you three guys don't want to say something to me?" ”

With a "flutter", Zhou Dabiao couldn't help laughing, and this laugh had a chain reaction, and Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu also laughed.

Thinking about what happened to him, Li Ming couldn't get angry, and as soon as he took off his wet clothes and climbed onto the kang, he went crazy with this brother.

Although Lao Cao was frightened a little last night, he also enjoyed Liu Juan'er's watery tenderness, and he was endlessly satisfied when he lay on the kang early in the morning and looked at the white jade-like woman beside him.

Liu Juan'er woke up and saw that it was already dawn and quickly got up and dressed, this new daughter-in-law couldn't sleep lazy. So Lao Cao also had to get up, of course, he was indispensable to Liu Juan'er touching and pinching to enjoy the addiction.

"Mengzi, it wasn't a big deal for Li Ming to listen to the root of the wall last night, I heard the old people say that we really had this custom here before. Giggles, I don't know where this kid learned it. ”

Lao Cao groaned and shook his head and said, "Juan'er, this matter is not so simple, I thought about it just now, why do I feel that the head I saw seems to be a small pot lid?" Li Ming is in the middle, huh? ”

"What, pot lid? Isn't that a tiger? Liu Juan'er said in surprise.

"But isn't it, do you think about how Li Ming has such a burden, and dares to carry a ladder to listen to the root of the wall openly? The designation that came up with the idea was the little bastard of the three donkeys, and it seems that Li Ming is also a victim.

No, I have to go to my third uncle's house quickly, I really want Huzi to do it, and I can't catch it if I go late. After speaking, Lao Cao quickly washed his face, and trotted all the way to the third uncle's house in the distance.

Who knew that when Lu Dao entered the house, he saw that the house was empty, and the four guys had already escaped. (To be continued......)

PS: I have to work overtime in the past two days, so the update is a little late, and I ask for forgiveness from my brothers and sisters. It will be better later.