Chapter 306: The Unstoppable Great Demon King
Taeyeon and Tiffany keep out the same bed so that they can sleep together. But these two fools got on the wrong side, because of the rock-paper-scissors rule, there is only one winner in each round, and they all have the same ending being to send someone else to win or, as is the case now, two people face off.
"Now it's just the two of you, Taeyeon and Pani—Tyny! Keke ......" Yuri smiled, made a referee gesture, and suddenly said seriously, "Are you ready?" ”
"Inside!"
"Three, two, one!" Yuri counts down.
"Stone!" "Stone!"
"Cloth!" "Cloth!"
"Stone!" "Stone!"
"Scissors" "Scissors! ”
The two of them seem to have been tuned into one frequency band, and they have come out of the same four times in a row. Taeyeon and Tiffany are magnificent, and the friends watching the game are also a little grandiose.
"This scene is really pitiful~ Alas, I can't stand it anymore." Li Min took a sip of soda, and his tone was pitiful for them, but the expression on his face was very relishing.
"Stone!" "Stone!" It's the fifth time, and it's still the same. Finally, Xiuying couldn't bear it, as one of the people who had already obtained the qualification to sleep in the bed, she had to stand up at this time.
"Alright, Ernies, go to bed." Xiuying sobbed and said, "What can a weak child like me, poor child, do but sleep in a cold tent? ”
"Huh...... What a contrived acting! Li Min said: "Is the luxury version of the tent good?" And the new quilt, how can it freeze you. ”
"It's an adjective. oppa! Elderly! Xiuying choked Li Min and went into the big tent, she had to occupy a large piece of land.
"OK, I'm an old man." Li Min said to himself. At the age of twenty-five, he was said to be an old man, and no one would be in a good mood. "Ladies, you've all found a place to sleep, may I ask what you're going to do with me and Yun'a, the owner of this house?"
"Isn't OPPA ready to sleep on the couch?" Xiuying poked a head out of the tent and said as a matter of course. "I thought you were ready."
Li Min was almost, is this what the guests should say? Guests occupy the bed. Occupy the guest room. Or even occupy the living room and let the owner sleep on the sofa? What a group of guests! Li Min took three deep breaths, suppressed the anger churning in his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay." Even if I sleep on the couch. What about Yuna. The sofa is so small that I can't even lie down on my own! ”
"Yun'er sleeps in a tent, the tent is so big. It's for home! You can sleep two more people, and if it's a short body like Taeyeon, you can sleep three more! "The big demon king is really the big demon king, Xiuying's words not only made Li Min vomit blood angrily, but also sent another blow to the short-bodied people present.
Li Min was so angry that he couldn't say anything, he drank two sips of soda, his throat was a little less smoky, and he shouted angrily: "OK, OK, you also know that the tent can sleep three people, why do you want me to sleep on the sofa?" ”
"Oppa is a man, of course he can't sleep with us!" Xiuying said dignifiedly, choking Li Min tightly with one sentence. Isn't that the case, the girl's tent, what happened to Li Min getting in. Suddenly, Xiuying seemed to understand something, and immediately covered her chest with her hand, and suddenly said, "Oppa, you shouldn't have any evil thoughts about me!" That's why I was given such an expensive bracelet! Wow, so you're such a badboy! ”
Li Min was so confused by Xiuying's quirky English that he had nothing to say, and only a wry smile remained. But he still didn't give up, and tried to discuss again: "Xiuying, for the sake of at least thirty boxes of high-grade Hangyu, let's discuss." You come out and sleep on the sofa, give the tent to me and Yun'a, or you can sleep in a sleeping bag, sleeping bag, there is another sleeping bag here! ”
"oppa, you're really, really, you just came back from the United States and you're going to be with Yuna...... Alas, I can't help you, okay, okay, I'll let the tent go, who made me Xiuying who was 'bullied'! Xiuying sighed and came out of the tent, like someone who had been bullied. Seeing her like this, the girls all subconsciously grinned and shook their heads, although they also thought Xiuying was thick-skinned before, but they really didn't expect it to be so thick, when did the 'big devil' of girls' generation be 'bullied', she seemed to be someone else!
"Hunm......" Li Min is really out of tricks, he is now beginning to wonder if he has done something wrong, and the immortals are going to send 'Xiuying' to rectify him. At that moment, he was ready to say, "Okay, then you sleep on the sofa." But he suddenly noticed the smile on the corner of Xiuying's mouth and became alert. According to his understanding during this time, Xiuying only shows that kind of smile when he is pranked, and he carefully thought about what Xiuying just said, and after analyzing it twice, he found the trap in it. There seems to be no problem with what Xiuying said just now, but the latter words of "...... with Yun'er" are not said here, if Li Min really slept in the tent with Yun'er, how Xiuying would fill in the blanks, Li Min can already imagine.
"I'm glad I didn't choose her!" Li Min sighed again, although Yun'er is sometimes not well-behaved, but if compared with Xiuying, she is definitely a well-behaved and obedient wife at all times.
Li Min sorted out his emotions, controlled his fingers with a strong mind not to play Xiuying's forehead, which was very suitable for playing when he looked at it, squeezed out a smile and said, "I sleep on the sofa, you sleep in the tent." After saying this, Li Min went to find a quilt for himself with a cold face.
"Xiuying, is OPPA angry?" Yuri said with some worry, she didn't look very good at Li Min's face.
"Probably not...... Xiuying was also a little worried, but she couldn't say anything when she apologized, she just muttered: "I'm a sister, oppa shouldn't be angry." ”
"No matter how close you are, it's not your sister, let's pay attention to it in the future." Taeyeon also felt that today was a bit too much and said.
"Ernie, it's not like that. oppa he didn't get angry, really. Yun'er hurriedly explained that she didn't want her sisters to have a pimple in her heart because of this. OPPA once told me that he treats you all like his own sisters, and he will never really be angry with you, so don't worry. ”
"Really? Does OPPA really say that? Suyoung asked in a confirmed manner.
"Fake!" Li Min walked over with a quilt in his arms, and said with a tiger face: "I'm talking about except Xiuying!" Did you hear that? Except for so-young! ”
“oppa! Pick me out for something, Xiuying is also very cute, huh? When Xiuying heard Li Min say this, she knew that he was definitely not angry, and said even more coquettishly.
"Oh Mo, Oh Mo, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Li Min originally wanted to pretend to be angry for a while, but when he saw that Xiuying was about to pounce, he hurriedly surrendered. He now understands Taeyeon's feelings, and the Great Demon King of Xiuying really can't stop it, so it's better not to mess with her. Li Min pushed away Xiuying's body and tidied up: "Don't make trouble, it's almost zero, and I won't be able to get up tomorrow if I don't sleep." Now you're all obedient, hurry up and line up to wash, I found Yun'er's pajamas, plus my unworn pajamas, barely enough for you to wear. Hurry up, move! ”
“yes,captain!” Suyoung gave a funny military salute and was the first to run to the bathroom. Li Min subconsciously raised his hand to return a salute, and only after returning did he realize what he had done, and patted it with his other hand angrily. The girls wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh when they saw Li Min's funny appearance, so they covered their mouths and ran to line up one by one.
"Oppa, aren't you going to take a shower?" Jessica had already taken a shower in the evening, so she didn't go to the line, and when she saw Li Min's somewhat lost look, she wanted to talk to him.
"I sleep on the couch alone, does it matter if I take a shower or not?" Li Min said angrily and began to make the bed on the sofa.
"I'll help you." Jessica came over and wanted to help Li Minpu. Li Min happened to not like to make the bed, and with Jessica's help, he was also happy to be idle, so he stuffed the quilt into Jessica's arms and sat on the floor by himself.
"Sika, do you believe I'm going to make a successful debut?" Li Min remembered the problem just now, now that Jessica was alone, it was a good opportunity for each to break through, and Li Min also needed a little conversation to distract his bad eyes. Watch Jessica wear a voluminous purple pajama with a missing undergarment...... It was really hard for him to control the focus of his gaze, especially when Jessica was bending over to make his bed.
"Actually, I don't believe it, but I still believe it." Jessica thought for a moment and said with some confusion, but Li Min could understand what Jessica meant.
"Thank you, thank you, believe in me." Li Min suddenly felt a little moved, Jessica's words just now showed an attitude, even if it is impossible to succeed, as long as Li Min says that he can do it, Jessica will believe it and support him. This feeling is what Li Min needs, and it makes him very satisfied. When he was with Jessica, although the atmosphere was often awkward, Li Min was still relatively relaxed, because if the person he was facing was Yuna, he needed to take responsibility for making her happy, and when he was with Jessica, Jessica always made him feel warm.
It's just that this kind of warmth is a burden. Li Min sighed inwardly and shifted his gaze from Jessica's white and greasy feet to the takeaway card attached to the refrigerator. (To be continued......)
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