Zhou Yu almost died of laughter when he heard this, Huahua, the rogue dog, should be depressed this time, right? None of the offspring born by the two female dogs were like his, well~~~, no, maybe the father of these two litters of puppies is not Huahua?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yu said to his father: "Dad, do you think it is possible that Huahua is not the father of those two litters of puppies?" ”

"Fart! The two were tied to the yard when they were in heat, just to avoid Huahua, but they didn't expect to prevent it, and Huahua sneaked into the yard to spoil the two while they were sleeping at noon.

If you want to say that this thing is eaten and wiped clean, it will be fine, but it just makes people catch it, you say that these two litters of puppies are not its species, who else can they be?

And after the two got off the cubs, Huahua went to the outside of the yard all day long, and wailed a few times every once in a while. ”

Zhou Yu couldn't stand it anymore, he squatted on the ground holding his stomach and laughed non-stop, and at the same time he was full of sympathy for Huahua, it must be very hard to take care of the confinement of his two wives at the same time, right? Poor Flowey!

Seeing his son squatting on the ground and laughing, Zhou Dingguo said angrily: "Little rabbit cub, you know that you are laughing, this flower is a good thing, but there are too many." The two of them are so worried that they can't eat at this time, and they can't afford to raise so many puppies. Even if you give it away, you can't send it away, which family in our village doesn't have one or two dogs?

Your mother and I totaled yesterday, if the two really can't afford to raise it, we'll take back half of it to raise, after all, this is the offspring of Huahua, we also want to raise it all, but to be honest, our family really can't afford it. ”

"Don't mind, aren't they seventeen puppies? I'll raise it, I'll raise it all, and no one is allowed to rob me! Dad, you hurry up to my Uncle Kui and Brother Shuisheng's house, and tell them that they must not worry, and don't give away puppies, I want all of these seventeen, if they think that those two are also a burden, even those two I want, anyway, they are already Huahua's wife, this is reasonable to take refuge in the husband's family, isn't it? ”

Zhou Dingguo looked at his son directly, his eyes were like looking at an alien, a small flame rose in the tiger's eyes, and he pointed at Zhou Yu and said angrily: "Little rabbit cub, are you really stupid or are you here to anger me?" Do you know what it means to have almost twenty dogs? You and the three donkeys have enough to eat, right? But you and three donkeys add up to four dogs, which means that two dogs can support you alone.

You said that our family of only three people has a tight life this day, if there are ten more strong men, can we still live this life? You're forcing me and your mother to hang ourselves! ”

Zhou Yu's head is full of black lines, and his father is too, do you talk like this? So he smiled bitterly and said, "Dad, I'm your son, okay?" How can you compare me to a dog? ”

"How can it not be compared? You're the same as a dog when it comes to eating! You also know that dogs and people eat the same in our village, and since they are raised, they must be raised, otherwise they will not be raised. ”

Yes, Zhou Yu was completely depressed this time, but Huahua's seventeen children resolutely couldn't give it to others, you must know that Huahua had drunk the space liquid, and its descendants could be worse? Besides, with his own magical space, not to mention seventeen puppies, even one hundred and seventy can definitely afford to raise.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yucuo said to his father: "Dad, what I told you just now is true, I want all these seventeen puppies, not only two days ago, I went to Pheasant Ridge with three donkeys to plant Rhodiola rosea, and found that many of those crops planted before were all disasters." Now that Huahua has so many children, I want to raise them well, and when the time comes, they can help me see the mountains or something.

Besides, the last time I went to visit my grandfather and uncle in the mountains, I found a very large Rhodiola rosea, and last time I took it to the county seat to show people, and they gave them 250 yuan a catty, and I have more than enough to feed their family with these rhodiola roseas, so don't worry that they will make our family poor. ”

Zhou Dingguo glanced at his son suspiciously, and finally touched Zhou Yu's forehead, muttering: "Don't you have a fever?" How can you talk nonsense? ”

"Dad, why don't you believe me like that? Do you dare to lie to you when you say such a thing? Last time, the three donkeys also went with me, if you don't believe me, you can ask him. ”

Seeing his son say this, Zhou Dingguo really believed it this time, and people in their fifties were so happy that they jumped several times high.

Since the son is rich, these seventeen puppies will naturally be raised, you must know that this is the breed left by the dog of the old Zhou family, not a last resort, who is willing to give it away!

Because his wife was not at home, Zhou Dingguo, who was very happy, decided to cook in person at night, so frightened that Zhou Yu tried his best to stop it, but he couldn't stop it.

Zhou Dingguo made a pot of sorghum rice rice, made a cucumber shredded cold dish, and a scrambled egg with tomatoes.

As a result, Zhou Yu didn't dare to move the chopsticks first when eating, because his father's cooking skills were really not complimentary, at best, he was a level that could not eat immortals.

The sorghum rice is as pure as snow, and it is even fresher and cooler when soaked in cold spring water; The scrambled eggs with tomatoes are red and yellow, golden and inlaid with red, and there is even a little bit of artistic atmosphere, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it on the surface. But that big plate of cucumber cold vegetables is still very intuitive, Zhou Yu doesn't know if the cucumber shreds that are thicker than his fingers will get stuck in his throat and choke people to death if he eats it.

Zhou Dingguo didn't pay attention to his son, but said to his wife: "Family, you are also tired for a day, hurry up and try my craftsmanship." ”

Looking at the old man's childlike hopeful eyes, Wang Guilan was a little unbearable, and at the same time, she was more moved.

You must know that the old men in Zhoujia Village can cook, but it is rare, and when he comes back late today, the old man can take the initiative to cook so that he can eat hot food when he gets home, which is really rare. What if it doesn't taste good? Anyway, it's cooked, the key is to be considerate of your own heart!

Wang Guilan stretched out her chopsticks and took a piece of tomato in her mouth and chewed it slowly, while Zhou Yu and his son looked at her nervously.

Slowly, Wang Guilandi's face showed a satisfied look, "Dad, don't say it, you are good at cooking, the taste of this tomato is really good, sweet and sour, salty and delicious, I can eat more today." ”

"Okay, good, if you like to eat, eat more, come to Xiaoyu, you eat some eggs to make up for it." Zhou Dingguo's hanging heart finally fell to the ground, and as soon as he was happy, he sandwiched two large pieces of eggs for his son.

Zhou Yu had been observing his mother's expression, and when he saw that his mother was very intoxicated after eating the tomatoes, Zhou Yu picked up the eggs sent by his father and put them in his mouth and ate them in a big gulp.

It is said that the nine sons of the dragon are different, in fact, even the dishes fried in a pot may taste different.

Zhou Yu couldn't chew it anymore as soon as he took a bite, and he felt like a large grain of salt was stuffed in his mouth, making him salty, and he had to shout "salty, salty." ”

But in Zhoujia Village, eggs are also considered meat dishes, no matter how salty they are, they can't be spit out, Zhou Dingguo, who was a little flustered, hurriedly filled his son with a bowl of sorghum rice and rice, and Zhou Yu drank a big sip at once without thinking about it.

This time he neutralized some of the salted eggs in his mouth, who knew that after Zhou Yu chewed it again, he felt that he was chewing raw sorghum rice, so he couldn't help but turn his head and squirt out.

Wang Guilan was not happy, and asked with a face: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing here?" Your dad made this dish tastes good, and mom feels even better than me when she eats it, why did you get a problem here? ”

Zhou Yu took a sip of rice, rinsed his mouth, and said with some grievances: "Mom, let's not bring this, this meal is still delicious?" That egg can salte people to death, and this sorghum rice can knock out people's teeth. Don't believe you try it yourself? ”

"No, I did it according to your mother's way, how could this be?"

After speaking, Zhou Dingguo bravely picked up a piece of egg and put it in his mouth and chewed it heavily, but he didn't insist until three mouthfuls and immediately picked up the sorghum rice and poured it down, but it was the same as Zhou Yu.

Seeing that both of them were like this, Wang Guilan took a small piece of egg and tasted it, and at the end pouted a few grains of sorghum rice and tasted it, and then asked a little puzzled: "Old man, how did you make this scrambled egg with tomatoes?" Aren't the tomatoes and eggs salted together before they come out of the pan? ”

"It's a piece of salt, but I also put a big spoonful of salt in the scrambled eggs." Zhou Dingguo said weakly.

Well, I've finally found the crux of the matter. As for the sorghum rice and rice, Zhou Dingguo just boiled it and served it, so it's strange that it can be cooked.

Fortunately, there are still a few bud rice cakes left at home at noon, and a family of three eats cold cakes, drinks mountain spring water, and has cucumber shreds, no~~~ It should be said that cucumber pieces have a dinner.

In the end, Zhou Dingguo was afraid that the eggs would be trampled, so he ate half a plate of eggs according to the ratio of one bite of eggs and one bite of cake to two mouthfuls of mountain spring water, of course, there were two fewer cakes in the rice bowl, and the spring water in the water tank also went down a lot.

That night, Zhou Dingguo spent a lot more time going to the toilet than he slept, and in his own words, he almost didn't even have to lift his pants, and he had spilled half of his life's urine this night.

(This chapter is very well written, hoping to bring a little freshness and happiness to the villagers in this hot summer.) It's been a long time since I've asked for recommendations and collections.,If it's convenient for the folks, just give it a little and collect it.,I believe this book is still worth reading.。 By the way, this book was on the "urban strong push" yesterday, and I hope the folks will help push forward, and if you can't prepare for it, you can still go to the "whole site strong push" in the future. There is nothing that the person who writes the book does not want his book to be affirmed by everyone, the more people read, the greater the motivation, which has nothing to do with money, just a little bit of self-esteem of a small literati. Thank you!! ）