11:

Contrary to Meng Jin's expectations.

Originally, I thought that the college was in the Purple Mountain, and it stands to reason that even if there is the most traffic jam, it will take an hour at most.

However, the bus not only did not get blocked, but also drove very fast. Huge, empty buses raced through the city, then bypassed a viaduct that Meng Jin had never seen before, and out of the city was a dirt road.

It seems to be a dirt road carved out of the Middle Ages for mule carts. The road is lined with dense forests, an avenue, and a passenger car, leaving behind the car a cloud of smoke and running towards an unknown destination.

After another bumpy road, the bus finally stopped.

The scenery was eerie, and Meng Jin was very sure that this was definitely not the scenery of the provincial capital and its surroundings.

Not only because the ancient capital was located in the boundary of the south of the Yangtze River in the old days, and the huge deciduous trees tens of meters high would not grow, but also because the academy sandwiched between the valleys turned out to be a medieval European-style castle.

"We're on the wrong track, aren't we?" Meng Jin banged on the window, hoping that the few people in the car would give him an answer.

"Ah~Q," the pot-bellied empty boat sneezed loudly, "I said Old Tang, don't make the temperature of the air conditioner so low, I'm going to catch a cold in a monk's robe." ”

"That's right," Kongzhou, who was sitting in front of him on the left, turned around, "Our space world has been disordered a long time ago, the Purple Mountain Buddhist Academy is a castle in Western Europe, and you are in Kassel in Chicago (great tribute to Jiangnan!). I see it's SC's stilted building town, everyone! We're here! ”

Changed into the academy costume, but luckily it was just a normal navy blue suit instead of a monk's robe or wizard's robe. However, the pocket on the right chest is embroidered with gold thread representing the Dharma.

I got out of the car, followed the brothers of the empty boat, crossed a drawbridge with a moat, and then waited for the high stone steps to finally arrive at the castle. Meng Jin noticed that in some details, the castle was still quite Buddhist, at least the gargoyles used to decorate the cornices of European castles had been replaced with Chinese Buddha statues.

After turning left and right around the castle for a long time, we finally arrived at our destination. When the empty boat pushed open the gate, even the hipster who had been listening to the song with huge magic headphones couldn't help but snort.

The walls are covered with European-style patterned wallpaper, but a shrine for Buddha statues is built at the height of each section of the wall, and as in the movie, the lighting of the entire hall is not modern, but hundreds of dancing candles, and in a circular dance floor, dozens of freshmen dressed like Meng Jin Chaomen and many monks dressed like empty boats are standing.

"Will you teach the Yijin Sutra? I've seen it in movies, it's awesome. ”

"Do you mean the kind of earthy method that brings pleasure to yourself by stimulating the meridians?"

"yes."

"Go buy big* hemp, the same effect. And neither will we, oh yes. ”

"Is there really a Western Elysium?"

"Classmate, you are also an adult, and we lied to you to enroll."

"Is it dangerous?"

"Yes, but we have a very sound security system, there are 20 levels of disability classification, and after death, we pack cremation and delivery of urns. How's that, pretty good, right? ”

"How is it an ancient castle? Isn't it still a state-accredited university? Is this suspected of fraud? ”

"Shhhhh

"Can you not sleep here at night?"

"Hey, if you're scared, you don't have to, it's haunted outside, it's quiet inside. If you want to go out for a night and then come back and brag to your classmates, I did it back then, the color is empty, I want to open it, no need to pretend. ”

On the dance floor, each new student chatted with the mages beside them, trying to get the answers in their hearts.

"Oh, look at our pair. Sure enough, it was a high level, there was no problem, and it saved us a lot of trouble. Kongzhou looked at his junior brother with a smug face, completely ignoring Meng Jinzheng looking at him with a puzzled expression.

"Everyone!"

Directly in front of the stage, a mage with a bigger belly than an empty boat appeared out of thin air. Looking at his monk's robe and wearing a gold-inlaid robe, he looked like a leader.

"Welcome to Purple Mountain Buddhist Academy!"

Led by the monks on the dance floor, everyone applauded.

"Huh?" After listening to the rather surging welcome speech, I didn't follow for a long time. Meng Jin raised his head, he was still quite tall, and saw that the leader was standing there with a smile on his face...... Fell asleep.

"I'm sorry," the familiar Master Jide appeared next to the leader, and this dignified young mage helped the leader, "It may be that I drank more at the banquet with a few chiefs in the evening, and Master Chuanyin was drunk." ”

Watching a few senior brothers help the dean of the academy, Master Chuanyin, to go down, Jide stood in front of the stage.

"Then, let me make the speech." Master Jide took out a pair of glasses from his arms and put them on, looking even more weak. "You may be being called in from all over the world, and there are still many questions at this time, but my speech should answer a large part of them. But I will say that in the first place, once you listen to what I am going to say, then your world will never go back to what it used to be. So—" Jide pointed to the door, "if you quit now, it's still too late." It's just a few days before the memory is blurred. ”

Not a single person moved. Along the way, everyone saw all kinds of strange things, and they all wanted to know what was going on.

"Maybe you know that there are Taoist monks in China, shamans and witch doctors in the grasslands, preachers and priests in Europe, and some 'brothers' of mysterious brotherhoods, and there are onmyoji and Shinto shrine maidens in Japan......" Jide pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "but these are all interpretations of history, in private, in our world, there is a unified title - séance!" ”

"Séance?!"

“God－Faller?”

Jide was unhurried, and shook it with a remote control in his hand, and a white curtain hung down in front of the stage, and then a projector began to work. The motifs that appear on the curtain are famous historical figures, such as Caesar, Huo Quai, Zhuge Liang, the Templars, Genghis Khan, Lincoln......

"These people, behind them, or even themselves, have the shadow of a séance. From the Buddha in the East to the God in the West, there are countless gods in the world, and because of this, séances are the top beings in the world. You can descend to the god of war, heroic and immortal, or you can descend to the god of wealth and earn a lot of money, and even, you can descend to the god of the stove, in the West, it is called the elf of the kitchen, become a generation of famous chefs, cook the most delicious food! ”

"Purple Mountain Buddhist College is a state-approved institution of higher learning with academic qualifications and participation in the national 211 certification. However, the subjects we teach range from Buddhism, Taoism, Christianity, and Islam to artifact making and refining, and the historical genealogy and study of séances...... But there is only one purpose, so that you can become séances, and find the right god for yourself, and become the best existence in the world! ”

Seeing that Master Jide said impassionedly, Meng Jin muttered in his heart. Isn't this the same as the Avengers? Batches of omnipotent superhumans have been created, going to heaven and earth, spending heaven and earth. Where is there such a good thing?

As if hearing Meng Jin's thoughts, Master Jide's voice changed, "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, ahem," Jide waved his hand embarrassedly, "This sentence is not copied Spider-Man, it was written in the séance notes thousands of years ago." In short, when you become a séance, the world will never be the same, but you will have to pay a little price. ”

"That's the exorcism! Fight against all the evil spirits in the world! Defend the ordinary world that is calm on the surface! Where there is yin there is yang, where there is day there is night, and this theme of dualism is correct. In addition to thousands of gods, there are also countless demons. Seeing that the freshmen's expressions were a little stiff, Jide smiled and nodded, "On the first day, I won't talk about such a heavy topic." Let's raise our glasses and sing a song to remember tonight!"

One by one, the freshmen, who were a little top-heavy in their hearing, reflexively took a glass of wine from the hands of the mages beside them, took a sip, and then spit it out with a "wow".

"Is this industrial alcohol?!"

Those foreigners recruited from other places are not yet able to adapt to the most authentic Erguotou in China's Great Northeast.

When P.S 20,000 words were invited to sign a contract in the background, there were only 10 collections...... Now in the list, there are only more than 20 collections...... Can you ask for a little collection and recommendation?,Thank you.。 It also gives me the motivation to write down~

http://www.qidian.com

Starting Point Chinese www.qidian.com welcome book friends to come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serialized works are all original at Starting Point!