"Guojia Cuisine" is a restaurant opened by Mr. Guo Degang, which specializes in Tian*Tianjin private cuisine and Shandong cuisine. The environment here is simple and elegant, Guo Degang's photo is hung on the signboard, the door face is atmospheric and conspicuous, the hall is antique, the antique wood-colored tables and chairs and the layout of the hall complement each other, and the word "Guo" can be seen everywhere in the restaurant

The first floor of the restaurant is a Chinese restaurant, of which 14 ordinary private rooms are named after famous cross talk jokes. "Eight auspicious", "mouth spitting lotus", "Manchu and Han full seat", "Fu Shou Quan", "rich and noble map" and so on. There are 2 deluxe private rooms, the deluxe private rooms are suites with high-end furniture in the old Beijing style. The second floor is the cross talk theater of De Yun Society.

After eating Guo's cuisine, I went upstairs to listen to cross talk, which was definitely worth the trip.

Now Chen Lin is also half the owner of this specialty restaurant. A month ago, Jade Emperor Entertainment acquired a 51% stake in De*Yun Club for 2 million in cash, including a 30% stake in the Guo family restaurant.

At 11:10 p.m., when Chen Lin and his gang arrived, Guo Degang and Teacher Yu Qian, the two leaders of the De Yun Society, knew that they were coming, and led a group of disciples to greet them at the door of the store.

"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu." Chen Lin respects the two cross talk artists very much, respectfully calls them teachers when they meet, and acts as an intermediary for the two teachers and the stars to know each other.

The celebrities know that the boss has also participated in the moral * cloud club, everyone is also their own people, and they all feel very close, and they see that the boss respects the two teachers very much, so the stars except for Zhang Guoli, Wang Gang and Li Youbin, who are senior and call each other by name, all others follow the boss and call each other teachers.

"Ha Luha, Mr. Chen, Mr. Yu, Mr. Guoli, Mr. Wang Gang, Mr. Li Youbin, all the celebrities and big guys should enter the store, the private rooms are ready." The smiling eyes narrowed into a slit, and everyone was invited to enter the store.

A group of people entered the largest luxury private room with the support of the two masters and disciples of the De Yun Society.

"Everyone." After everyone sat down, Guo Degang, as the host, said polite words to Yu Qian: "The presence of all the big stars makes the small shop shine, and you can taste a little wine and side dishes, I hope you will have a happy meal." ”

"After eating. Please go up to the second floor, a few of my scoundrels held a small cross talk special for the stars. ”

"Okay, it's great to listen to cross talk after eating."

Everyone was happy when they heard that De Yun Club had a special cross talk for everyone.

"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu and you two should also sit down. Sit down with your beloved disciples. ”

Chen Lin beckoned Guo Degang and Yu Qian to sit down, but his disciples said that they had eaten and they would not sit down as waiters. Chen Lin did not force him to know that the cross talk industry still maintains the tradition of master-apprenticeship, and the master is equivalent to his father's strict discipline of his apprentices.

"The dish is here." With a shout, one after another delicacies were served. Every time the signature dish is served, the disciples of the De * Yun Society will introduce the characteristics of this dish to everyone.

"This dish is Guo Jiakui's fat sheep, selected fat mutton slices, and spicy sauce is poured after flying water. It is made by pouring fresh pepper oil on the surface and sprinkling green and red peppers after the last part. This dish was researched and improved by my master and the chefs together, and it is well worth trying. ”

Everyone took a look, and saw that the fat mutton on the plate was bright in color, the meat slices were fat and thin, and the heat was just right. Huang Bo couldn't help but sandwich a piece of mutton slices first. "Wow, it's delicious."

Huang Bo said that everyone moved their chopsticks, and the mutton slices were torn inch by inch as they were chewed, and the salty and fresh juice filled the mouth. With the spicy stimulation that seems to be absent, it is tender and fragrant.

"It's delicious, it tastes awesome." After tasting it, everyone gave Guo Degang a thumbs up, and they didn't expect that this was a cross talk artist who also studied cooking.

"Everyone, please see. This is a crispy fish double, the crucian carp and horsemouth fish are marinated in the Duliu old vinegar of Tian*jin specialty, stewed after adding seasoning, and become a cold dish after cooling. The flesh of the fish is tight and the bones are crispy, and you can't stop eating it. ”

"The special shrimp sauce fried dumplings, corn, soybeans, millet three and noodles are first baked and then fried. The aroma of coarse grains is about to come out. Served with Bohai specialty shrimp paste, green onions, and cucumber strips, it is a delicious dish that can be used as a dish or as a staple food. ”

"There are also shrimp gluten, Guo's family breaks balls, boiled sole, stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and Shi Niang beats lo noodles ......"

Wow, in front of so many delicacies, everyone's appetite has increased, "Mr. Chen, announce the start of eating." We can't wait. ”

Chen Lin smiled slightly, raised his wine glass and stood up, and everyone hurriedly put down their chopsticks and stood up with their glasses.

"Before eating, I drank this glass of wine, and this glass of wine congratulated Changhong on the ratings of "Bright Sword".

"Watch Changhong, cheers~~"

Everyone clinked glasses together and took a sip of dryness.

"Everyone, shouldn't we give our boss a drink, congratulate the boss on his career getting bigger and bigger, and let us follow the boss to the United States and South Korea. At the same time, I also wish our beautiful proprietress eternal youth and grow old with the boss. ”

"Well, that's a good point. Congratulations to the boss and the proprietress for her sweet love and prosperous career. Cheers everyone~~"

Everyone applauded Mr. He's proposal, and they had another drink with Chen Lin and Yu Yu, and the atmosphere in the private room became warm.

The glass of wine comes and goes, and the wine passes three rounds. Everyone chatted, Guo Degang and Yu Qian chatted with everyone about some old yellow calendars in the cross talk industry, and everyone listened to them with relish and gained knowledge.

At this time, Chen Lin couldn't help but suggest that the two teachers come to the scene for a short while.

"Here's one, here's one." Chen Lin's proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, and they shouted one after another.

Guo Yu and the two looked at each other and smiled, and did not sweep everyone's interest, and said a paragraph on the spot.

Guo: Ranked, ugly. Let me tell you a joke "Dream of the Western Expedition"

A group of people with military talents gathered together to form an army to maintain peace in the world.

Yu: Oh, I have to keep the peace of this world

Guo: Hey, isn't that, that includes me

Yu: You are the old man in the army?

Guo: With me, I made an order at that time, and I had to find a place for training and a country

Yu: Where are you looking?

Guo: Switzerland, Switzerland doesn't do anything, saying that we are neutral

Yu: Not mixed

Guo: France, no, France is romantic, I'm afraid that we will go and be busy with objects

Yu: What are you doing there?

Guo: In Japan, eating sashimi is afraid of stomach upset

Yu: All faults

Guo: In the end, I chose a country with picturesque scenery and spring all year round

Yu: Where?

Guo: Tong Xian

Yu: Tong Xian? Is that a country?

Guo: What's wrong with Tong Xian, you are not allowed to insult Tong Xian, Tong Xian will always be an inseparable part of my country's territory

YU: It's not next to each other

Guo: I like to be in Tongxian

Yu: If you like it, go for it

Guo: Where are we all together, everyone gathers together, the whole world has picked up, and we have gathered about 100 people together

Yu: It's time to get through

Guo: It's class, let's teach us this teacher, Corporal James, a five-star American general

Yu: Wait a minute, why are you still a corporal when you are a five-star general?

Guo: After he finished serving the sauce, he went to the market and sold it

Yu: Okay, the one who sells the miso sauce

Guo: What are you doing with soy sauce, teacher? In the morning, everyone is standing together, everyone does the first,

Yu: Practice this

Guo: Do eye exercises

Yu: I remembered it all

Guo: It's all done, sing the school song

Yu: School song?

Guo: Stand together and sing: You are a first-class character behind the eunuch gate, and you eat delicacies and wear silk to your heart's content, you can't imagine it

Guo: Then something happened. There is a building in the United States that boasted --- let people redeem the plane

Yu: Your use of this word is too uncivilized, World Trade Tower

Guo: It's rotten, it's anxious, and President Bush is in a hurry. I'm in a hurry, I eat 30 pounds of gunpowder a day.

Yu: Not really

Guo: Let's look for it, look for military wizards. Lead the troops to fight and arrest these terrorists.

Yu: Oh, look for it

Guo: The whole world is peaceful, where to find, it's hard to find

Yu: There are few talents

Guo: At the last time, President Bush had a secretary named Wang Fugui

Yu: What's the name?

Guo: Tell the president, there is a Guo Degang in Beijing, China

Yu: Looking for you

Guo: Amazing, military wizard, Wen can put pen to the world, Wu can go to Ma Dingkun, go to the kang to know the girls, down

Kang knows shoes

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "Dream of the Western Expedition" made everyone laugh, and basically every few seconds, some people in the group couldn't help laughing and couldn't help but applaud loudly.

After the end, the two teachers ended the performance with the warm applause of everyone.

"Come on, let's fill up the wine, and let's toast the two teachers."

"Oops~~ The face is bigger."

Chen Lin took the lead and toasted the two teachers with the big guys. At this time, everyone had almost eaten, and everyone was addicted to Guo Yu's performance, so they all got up on the second floor to listen to cross talk.

(If you are interested in children's shoes, you can listen to "Dream of the Western Expedition", "My Life", "On Dreams", "Wife and Child", "I Want to Travel" are all very funny cross talk.) ）

(To be continued......)