Chapter 609: Happy Troubles! Finale!
A year later.
The Happy Farm is lit up and festive.
All the farm employees came and went in and out of the farm venue, constantly preparing various items. Several farm directors were eager to have a pair of wings on their feet, running around inside and outside the venue to arrange various things for their employees.
Today, the two most honorable owners of this farm are celebrating their first birthday!
Outside the venue, Wu Xiaosong still plays the role of a super dad, carrying a tiger-headed son in one hand and one on his shoulder, in more than a year of dad's career, Wu Xiaosong finally realized that having more babies is not a good thing!
For example, now, these three babies have begun to start a brotherly drama for a little girl who has not yet been weaned!
"Dabi, will Wenwen be my bride in the future?" The big tiger who was the first to come out of his mother's belly said.
Before Wu Xiaosong could speak, the tiger-headed second tiger pouted and said, "It's not good!" Wenwen wants to be my bride in the future! ”
"Don't! No! Xiaohuzi, who was sitting on Wu Xiaosong's shoulder, saw that the two elder brothers were going to grab Wenwen from him, and immediately squeezed and pulled Wu Xiaosong's hair, as if pulling out a radish and pulling it out, shouting, "Wenwen is mine!" Wenwen is mine! ”
Seeing that these three little kids who were still wrapped in diapers were fighting for a chick who was only twelve months old, Wu Xiaosong suddenly became angry.
Wu Xiaosong hated the iron and said with a grudge of steel: "I am a dignified Jinghua martial artist, how can I give birth to you three unproductive babies?!" ”
Just as Wu Xiaosong finished saying this, a murderous aura suddenly rose around him. I saw the sister-in-law of the Wu family glance at Wu Xiaosong lightly and said, "What? What I mean by that is to blame me for not giving birth to your son, right? ”
As soon as Wu Xiaosong heard this, the cold sweat came out all at once. hurriedly said haha: "Wife, don't get me wrong, I'm actually praising our children!" If you chase a girl, you have to do whatever it takes and die shamelessly! Especially a rich girl like Chai Wenwen, who has a lot of money, even if she is a brother against her, she will not give up! ”
Wenwen, naturally, is happy with the daughter who just turned one year old, and is also one of the protagonists today!
"Poof!" Listening to Wu Xiaosong's unabashed and messy words. The deliberately stiff face of the sister-in-law of the Wu family instantly turned into a smiling face, and she glared at Wu Xiaosong angrily, "Virtue!" It's all fathers. It's so uncomprehensible! ”
Wu Xiaosong nodded hurriedly: "Madame taught you a lesson!" Madame is taught! ”
At this time, the three little babies sitting on Wu Xiaosong's body stopped making trouble, suddenly looked at each other, and nodded very tacitly. Then he said in unison: "Wu Xiaosong." Afraid of his wife, the first wife in the capital is strict! ”
"I'll rub!" Wu Xiaosong's eyes suddenly widened, grabbed the big tiger, and said through gritted teeth, "Stinky boy, who sued you when you said this?" ”
Dahu innocently pointed to Luo Runfeng, who was quietly preparing to evacuate next to him: "It was taught by Uncle Luo!" ”
"Luo Datou!" Wu Xiaosong suddenly looked at Luo Runfeng with a murderous aura, but the latter had already seen a bad opportunity. Running away with my five-month-old baby in my arms!
"Haha, what's the matter? So lively? At this time, Happy and Li Muxue walked slowly from a distance with a child in their arms.
Seeing the happy two coming, the three little tigers of the Wu family suddenly abandoned the big toy in the shape of their father, jumped off Wu Xiaosong one by one, and surrounded the happy with their farts.
The three boys of the martial arts family have been drinking the spiritual water of the farm since they were born, and they have a happy spirit gathering array to infuse their whole bodies every day, not only opening their spiritual wisdom early, but even their physical qualities are no longer comparable to ordinary children.
"Happy uncle, let Wenwen come down and play with us for a while!" The three tiger babies said with their happy trouser legs.
"Okay!" smiled happily and made a gesture to put the daughter in his arms down, but when asked, he clutched the clothes on his father's shoulders and refused to get them down.
Happy asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" Wenwen, don't you go down and play with your brothers? ”
I only heard Wen Wen snort lightly, and said with a proud face: "Hmph! I don't want to play with these little kids! ”
Everyone: "......"
Happy and Li Muxue glanced at each other, and suddenly their faces were full of helplessness, but it was the son Xiao Wu in Li Muxue's arms who was very normal, and when he saw the three martial arts brothers running over, he immediately broke free from his mother's arms, fell to the ground gently, and was with the brains of the three children.
Although they couldn't call Wenwen down to play together, but the children's natural forgetfulness made them not care about this at all, with Xiao Wu joining, several people directly brained in one place, and they had already left their ideal bride aside!
As time passed, the guests who came to the birthday party also rushed to the farm, and the group of Jinghua teenagers who had the best relationship with Xingxing and others also came over with their families.
"Be careful, be careful, parents all over the world are staring at your precious children now! Hehe, if anyone can become your in-laws, then their children will become the richest man in the world in minutes! ”
"Haha! Happy, as the so-called fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, let's be brothers, or let's set a baby kiss in a few days! ”
"Get out! Your baby is still in your wife's belly, I don't know if it's a man or a woman, what's the fun! Happy, although this girl in my family is eight years old, but the female junior holds the gold brick, and the eldest seven years old is holding the treasury! How about it, do you want to match Xiao Wu? ”
"I'm rubbing! The surname is Ren, can you be more shameless! Are you embarrassed to move out of your old girls?! Happy, choose my family! Look at it, it's been produced for less than two years, it's pink and clear, petite and lovely......"
A group of unscrupulous Jinghua teenagers are happily and frantically selling their children, if you don't know, you think this is a group of salesmen!
After a commotion, everyone entered the venue one after another.
As for Happy Happy, he still held the child and waited outside the venue with Li Muxue. It seems to be waiting for someone.
"Happy, why don't you go in?" Bu Yuanting walked in from the venue and asked suspiciously. Old Man Li and a group of the most senior elders were already in the venue, and even the wife of the supreme leader Fang Dingguo had already arrived, but as the two most important people in the entire venue, Happy and Li Muxue were still waiting outside the venue.
Is there anything important that hasn't arrived?
Just when Bu Yuanting was puzzled, Happy suddenly smiled: "They are here." ”
Hearing the happy words, Bu Yuanting suddenly raised his head, and suddenly saw a hole in the sky not far away. A figure stepped out of the opening.
"It's ...... The Seven Great Sages of the Demon Clan?! Bu Yuanting's eyes widened suddenly!
Not long after the child was born, the seven saints of the demon clan came to Happy Farm together through the Void God Realm to congratulate Xingxing, and Xingxing naturally told their true identities to their families. Only then did Bu Yuanting and others know that the characters in "Journey to the West" turned out to be real!
And after the child is full moon, Happy also took his wife, children and parents to live in the demon world for a while, so everyone is more familiar with each other.
See here. Someone may ask. Isn't that Void God Realm only allowing the Great Sage-level powerhouses to pass through guò? Why is it okay to have a happy family? In fact, those whose strength has reached the realm of happiness and the seven great saints have no problem with taking a few people through the Void God Realm!
The arrival of the Seven Great Sages announced the beginning of the entire birthday party.
After some staggering, the climax of the whole birthday party has officially arrived.
Catch the week!
At the beckoning of the host, the farm staff placed hundreds of items on the round table.
Seals, scriptures of Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, pens, ink, paper, inkstones, abacus, coins, account books, jewelry, flowers, rouge, food, toys, all kinds of cooking utensils, etc.
Just when the host announced the start of the Zhou Arrest ceremony, Sun Wukong suddenly stretched out his hand to stop it, and then in full view of everyone. He took out a whip engraved with mystical runes from his body: "Put this on too!" ”
"What is this?!" Seeing this whip, Happy couldn't help but blink. There was a hint of surprise, "Whip the gods?!" ”
"Not bad!" Sun Wukong smiled and nodded, "This is a trophy I got from Kunlun Divine Sect after the First Battle of Humans and Demons, and it can be regarded as a fun time!" ”
At the same time, the other six great sages also took out various items one after another, and the iron fan princess who came with the Bull Demon King directly put her banana fan on it, and she suddenly looked happy and sweated!
If someone accidentally takes this banana fan and fans it, I'm afraid that the people here will really go directly across the ocean, and they don't know if they will be blown into that horn!
After all the items were placed, the host shouted again, announcing the start of the week, and Xingxing and Li Muxue put the two little babies in their arms at both ends of the table respectively, and let them choose the items by themselves.
Although the younger brother Xiao Wu has a martial character in his name, he doesn't seem to be interested in dancing knives and guns, and after crawling straight from the pile of knives, guns and sticks, he finally came to the place where the pen, ink, paper and inkstone are placed, grabbing the pen for a while, touching the inkstone for a while, and then flipping through the books, and then grabbing the pen and starting to scribble on the books, and finally grabbing the fruit on the side and stuffing it into his mouth.
Compared with his younger brother Xiao Wu, a foodie and studious, Wenwen, who is an older sister, is a different situation.
She turned a blind eye to the pile of Barbie dolls and other toys placed in front of her, staggered over, pushed everything in front of her all the way, and then went straight to the whip, and without hesitation, she directly picked up the whip and played with it.
When watching this little girl who was less than eighty centimeters tall playing with a whip, everyone in the audience suddenly felt bad, and the image of the queen holding a leather whip appeared in their minds......
At this time, the little boy Red Boy, who had been sitting on the shoulder of the Bull Demon King, suddenly pointed at Wenwen and laughed: "Father, I have decided!" I want this woman to be the woman of Uncle Ben! ”
"Huh?!" Hearing Red Boy's old-fashioned words, everyone around couldn't help but be stunned.
Then, before everyone had time to react, a whip shadow glowing with golden light suddenly appeared, and directly whipped the red boy off the Bull Demon King's body.
"Little brat, this girl is still a child, but she is not a woman!" Wen Wen waved the whip in his hand and said very arrogantly.
"Goo-dong!" Seeing this, everyone present couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"That...... Happy, I'm so embarrassed before! My son is still young, I think this baby kiss thing should wait until they grow up! ”
"Oops! yes, yes! I just remembered that my son seems to be very interested in the profession of monk, so I won't delay your girl! ”
“……”
For a while, countless guests dispersed in a cold sweat!
This kid is too tough! I'm afraid there is no human in this world who can subdue her!
After the banquet, all the guests said goodbye one after another, and after being busy for a while, Luo Runfeng suddenly asked Li Muxue: "Ah Xue, how are you happy?" Why haven't I seen him all this time! ”
"He?" A smile appeared in Li Muxue's eyes, "He should hurry up and educate Wenwen!" ”
"Huh?!" When several people heard this, they immediately laughed.
At the same time, on the roof of the venue, happily holding Wenwen on the eaves, looking at his daughter who was playing with the whip in his arms, and thinking bitterly about his daughter's future problems:
"Hey! Wenwen, don't be like your Monkey King Uncle in the future, become the God of Fighting Buddha (Fighting the Leftover Buddha)! ”
(End of book!) (To be continued......)