15:

In the room, Kongzhou put his hands behind his back and listened to the narration of Meng Jin and Zhou Tang.

"Say, is there anything you can do?" Meng Jin asked the big-bellied mage with a wry smile on his face, his brows furrowing more and more tightly.

Kuzhou didn't speak, opened the double-door refrigerator, took out an egg from it and put it on the dining table.

"You mean, life is illusory, so I should look down on it, and if I can't do it, I will drop out of school?"

“…… I'm telling you to play with eggs! ”

“……”

"Hehe, it's a joke," Kongzhou stroked his big belly, "A few days ago, some young people always made fun of me, first called me a Zen master, and then asked me some strange questions, even if I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything, but I was made up into a joke and put it on the Internet." I can't help it, I'll play with you. ”

"Okay......" Meng Jin's mind now is obviously not at the stage of joking. So, is there still a way? ”

"Of course, but ......" Kuzhou smiled, pinching his two fingers together and rubbing them, "I want to be interesting." ”

"What? Just have money? ”

"Money can make ghosts grind, devils and evil spirits can be handled, let alone séance."

"How much...... You should know that I'm a poor ghost, right? "Meng Jin calculated his assets last night, if he didn't pay for the game disc and freezer himself, he still saved a small two thousand yuan over the years.

"Don't worry," Kong Zhou glanced at Meng Jin, "I said it to him." ”

Zhou Tang, who was sitting on the side, also snorted coldly and nodded, "Money is not a problem." If you stay in the S rank, it's good for me, too. ”

"So," Kongzhou touched his stomach again, "can you help me make a bowl of noodles, I'm hungry." ”

“……”

Can let Zhou Tang use the power of the goddess to come below, Meng Jin glanced at the fat man in front of him, and he was really a guy who could toss.

"I already have a plan, when I'm done eating noodles, let's experiment."

A bowl of egg noodles, simple and ordinary. But it wasn't until the person sitting in front of him that he could feel the magic contained in this bowl of noodles. Half a minute later, the bowl of noodles was solved like a whirlwind, and the soup was drunk to the point that there was not a drop left, and I couldn't wait to lick the bowl clean, but I was pulled by the two boys.

"Tell me about the plan." Zhou Tang said coldly, making this fat man realize who was the gold owner.

"Well, first of all, let's make sure what kind of strength you have. Here's what we're testing," he said, as he pulled out a number of objects from under his wide robe and placed them on the table.

"There are deity objects from D to B here, forgive me, A-class is too expensive for me to abduct."

"Let's start with this yellow paper talisman, this is the lowest-level ghost fairy, which is the 'Yellow Turban Lux' in many novels, the difficulty of this guy is as easy as pinching an egg for a séance, even the old man who watered the lawn in the castle will use it. I don't need any mudras and secret spells, so I pinch them, and shout in my heart, 'Come out, little ghost', I'm sorry, this sentence is my habit, anyway, as long as it's a séance, I can toss it out no matter what. ”

Meng Jin saw that at one end of the table, there was a paper note filled with all kinds of strange words with a brush.

Gently pinch on your hand without a bit of weight. But I feel that the texture is a little rough, like the material used by the older generation in the countryside as toilet paper.

"Eh, how do you use this thing?" Meng Jin glanced at Kong Zhou and Zhou Tang and asked strangely.

I pinched the talisman for half a minute, but there was no vision.

"How is this possible!" The empty boat jumped up as if he saw a ghost, "You tried to shake it twice?" ”

"Okay, then throw it into the air?"

There was still no change, and the paper talisman fell to the ground so lightly.

"This ...... But hell is it. It took a while for the empty boat to let out a breath.

"Hey, cool guy, can you try it?"

Zhou Tang glanced at Kongzhou gloomily, and didn't seem to have a good feeling for this title, but he still bent down and picked up the paper talisman.

At the moment when the paper charm was in hand, there was no "a yellow turban wrestler" in the novel, but saw: the face was like red jade, and the beard was like soap velvet. It seems to have a figure, and there are thousands of catties of strength in both vertical and horizontal directions. On the side of the yellow scarf, the golden ring shines brightly; In the middle of the embroidered jacket, the iron armor frost is spread to swallow the moon shadow. Often in front of the altar to protect the Dharma, every time I come to the world to subdue demons", just a burst of yellow light flashed, and then I vaguely felt that the color of the fist that Zhou Tang was holding the paper talisman had changed a little.

Let go of your hand, and the paper note turns to ashes.

"Look, that's what it looks like." The empty boat waved his hand, indicating that it was not a paper note.

"Boy, don't hold on to this momentum, let it go."

Zhou Tang nodded, walked to the floor-to-ceiling window at the very edge of the dormitory, and threw a punch.

A wave of super-strong qi erupted from his fist, and even the gauzy curtains were rolled upside down and scraped out of the window.

"This power is not strong, the world has progressed, and it is equivalent to the power of a grenade explosion. According to historical records, in the Song Dynasty, when playing such a hand, the hotel made of wooden planks could be blown down. The empty boat voiced the monologue on the side.

"Then ......" At this moment, Meng Jin was desperate. The familiar feeling has been staged in the short period of more than ten years. That night, when he agreed to Coco and joined the academy, he thought he had found hope in the midst of many despairs. But I didn't think about it, but it was just a foreshadowing for another great despair.

"That's a good thing, then we don't have to bother getting these séances, the B-level secret spell is so complicated that I can't even remember it." Sorafune was smiling, and it seemed to be a sense of relief that saved a lot of trouble.

"Hehe, that's valuable, don't worry, my plan is definitely worth the money." With a wave of his hand, the two little ones sat down again.

"The process of our test is to go from D to A, all the way up, until you don't respond. It's like just now, you didn't react to the D-class, even though that's not normal...... Then, my plan is that on the day of the test, you will pretend to be an uncle, you are an S-level, you are an uncle. ”

"Soon it won't be." Meng Jin sighed bitterly.

"Hey, listen to me, you're ignoring the tested objects and looking for S-class objects. For your S-class assessment, they must prepare S-class objects. But let's be honest, I know this object. Because at present, there is only one object in the academy that can be called S-class. And then, you just go to sleep with this object. ”

"Huh?" Zhou Tang and Meng Jin looked at the happy fat man at the same time, not understanding his last words.

"S-class gods descend for the first time, which is an easy task? In the history of our college, there are only 2 people who can complete it. Not to mention ten days and half a month, there are people who spend one, two or even a lifetime. So, even if it's time, it's normal that you didn't measure it. ”

"When?"

"Yes, there is time for the test, and it will be over in three days. The guys in charge of the test are very busy, and many of the objects used for the initial drop are also borrowed from all over the country, and the museum is urging them to return it. As long as you don't test it out after three days, we can understand that, of course, you're still S-class. ”

“What？” This time, it was Zhou Tang who realized something.

"So, no matter what, this guy can get mixed up to the S-class?"

"Hehe," the fat man smiled shamelessly, "I can't say that, I didn't measure it this year, and I will continue to do it next year." But if you don't get it out before you graduate, people will be a little skeptical......"

"Dead fatty, so you say so much nonsense, don't you do nothing? Blackmail me? ”

"Little brother, I've been a little tight lately, and besides, I'm not very bored to sit with you for half an afternoon, you have a lot of money, and if you burn it, you'll be left with ashes, sponsor me a little......"

Meng Jin finally breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't have to worry about compensating for game discs and freezers. However, the fact that he was still a waste of wood was like a huge and cold stone, pressing on his heart, making his breathing struggle more and more.

In addition, a huge question appeared in my mind, "At the beginning, why did these guys rate me as S-class?" ”

As I trotted down from the dormitory on the top floor, I met the dean of the academy, the abbot, Venerable Chuanyin, at the top of the stairs.

"Boy, how much did you fake this time?"

"Hey, hey."

"Old rules, don't give me hehe."

"Okay, can you open it in four or six this time? I take the big head? Abbot, these days I always invite guests from my brothers and sisters, and my hand is really tight......"

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