Chapter 153: Beg to Go

"I thought I would see a dragon fight, but I ended up seeing a 'dragon and tiger fight'!"

"Those orangutans have a lot of tricks!"

"The circle of butts around that elder suddenly reminded me of a movie I watched!"

"Brother, borrow one to speak!"

"Big guy begs for resources!"

"Wukong Beast is really embarrassed! As soon as he saw the big move, Sister Kai immediately admitted it! Can he still be the boss like this?"

"If Sister Kai continues like this, you will really degenerate into a anchor!"

"The grades of the cars have been upgraded! Now they have all been changed to group beeps!"

"Look at that new elder's hopeful bear! Just like our village party secretary!"

"Obviously, the Wukong Beast has just killed a lot of people, why are those orangutans the same as all the people?"

"This kind of thing has appeared again! Don't apply the worldview of human beings to Warcraft! People have their own social norms, why should they be the same as humans?"

"That's right! What is the difference between imposing human concepts and systems on Warcraft and forcibly selling freedom and democracy by a certain lighthouse country?"

"What does it mean to be forcible? We, the Lighthouse Nation, are meant to bring justice and freedom to the people of the world!"

"Let's leave this to the people of the Kazakh region!"

"Yes, yes, you know you breathe the sweet and free air every day, right?"

"We're fucking watching an entertainment anchor, right? Can you stop discussing national affairs?"

"Can you get down to business, like which orangutan is thicker, which orangutan is longer, or whatever? Don't get me wrong, this is serious magical research!"

“......”

After Ling Mo said this sentence sullenly, his eyes fell on those indulgent chimpanzees, took a deep breath, and said: "The day is not safe, coupled with the simplicity of thinking, the life of the Warcraft can be said to be very pure, the low-level Warcraft run around for their own food every day, and various factors such as poor weather and bad luck will lead to hunger, and if you are not careful, you may even become the food of other Warcraft." While the wisdom of high-level demonic beasts increases, the energy required by high-strength bodies also increases, and if you want to maintain your life, you must fight with individuals with the same high energy, and if you are not careful, you will die. ”

"Even if you don't die on the spot, if the trauma is too severe, your combat effectiveness will drop significantly, and you will become the target of other magical beasts, and the chance of death will greatly increase. Family, love, hatred, these feelings are too extravagant for Warcraft, Wukong Beast does not continue to fight with you, it is a very normal thing, just like a lion on the grassland, even if you can easily kill the hyena, you will not go to war with the hyena unless you have to. ”

Catherine said in a daze: "This way of life is so straightforward, so utilitarian, and so disgusting. ”

"This is the so-called law of nature, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest. Ling Mo's tone was very indifferent: "Although I have lived in the rainforest for a long time, I also know that many people in modern society often complain about how hypocritical and boring life is, and want to return to a natural and primitive life. But this is just a disease-free moan, the rules of human society, seemingly restrictive, but in fact are to protect most people, maintain the normal operation of society, really out of these rules, you will find that you can't live a day. ”

"In the past, although I was also doing wilderness live broadcasts, I was more just going to some less dangerous places, relying on all kinds of modern equipment and magic power far higher than the local monsters to put on a show. Catherine said in a quiet tone: "It's almost impossible to encounter any danger, and I haven't experienced a difficult environment, it's more of a game mentality, I don't even have to save my mental energy, and I still have the spare time to put a layer of 'wind resistance' on my body to resist mosquito bites." ”

Speaking of this, Catherine laughed self-deprecatingly: "Now that I think about it, I was so ridiculous at that time, like a clown, coaxing a large group of empty, lonely and cold sailors who want to find some excitement to play, the biggest trouble every day is that the content of the live broadcast is not exciting enough, it can't attract attention, and I try my best to add drama to myself, every time I see that my popularity has dropped by one or two thousand, I am anxious, and I can't wait to expose the whole ** to attract attention, and I feel that I can't afford to lose that person......"

"In order to attract attention, you just want to come to the Warcraft Rainforest once and create some topics, right?" Wayne on the side answered, seeing Catherine nodding, Wayne said with some mockery: "As a result, you really came? When I arrived, I found that the danger of the Warcraft Rainforest was far beyond my expectations, if I didn't happen to meet Master, the grass on the grave would be half a foot high! Aren't you a very popular anchor? Why do you have to do this?"

"That's right, for me at that time, the horror of the Eight Great Jedi was just a few dry descriptions in books, and I couldn't raise much awe. Catherine said with a wry smile: "Senior sister, you don't know much, in fact, since more than two months ago, my popularity has begun to decline significantly. Doing our wilderness business, the category is originally niche, and it is very particular about the uniqueness of the content. There is also a wilderness anchor on the ice cat platform next door, he successfully survived for three days on the periphery of the 'Divine Punishment Wasteland', one of the eight Jedi, and almost snatched all my audience at once, in this case, if I don't come to the periphery of the Warcraft Rainforest, it will be a question of whether I can continue to sign a contract with Fighting Shark next year. ”

"So, as soon as Mr. Ling joins your live broadcast, the anchor of Ice Cat will also have a hard time?" Wayne asked curiously, she inadvertently glanced at the barrage, and exclaimed in a low voice: "What? That anchor's popularity suddenly fell to the bottom, and in order to save the audience, he went to the live broadcast on the periphery of the 'Molten City' and killed himself? Is it really fake? So many people say it's true? This ......"

She was silent for a moment, bowed very solemnly to Catherine, and apologized, "I'm sorry, senior sister, it seems that I just said something stupid about why I don't eat minced meat." ”

Catherine hurriedly helped her up, and said in a loud voice: "No, no, no, junior sister, you are a very powerful alchemist, and you have been engaged in research, and it is normal not to understand us flies and dogs." In the past, I did lack the reverence for nature, and if I hadn't met Master, I would have been dragged back to the nest by the blood-eyed toads, laid eggs in their bodies, and after endless torture, I was bitten by a group of baby frogs in the spring of the following year and died. ”

"It was the luckiest thing in my life to meet Master, although it was only a few days, it felt as if a long time had passed, and my life seemed to have changed dramatically. Not only does it have a strength far beyond the past, but it has seen all kinds of wonders that I can't dream of, but the live broadcast has also gained countless times more popularity than the original, and the income is so much that I couldn't even think of it, but it's just ......"

Catherine's voice gradually lowered, she slowly raised her head, looked at Ling Mo full of hope, and asked, "It's just, I'm really just an ordinary person, now this kind of life is really unbearable for me, I have now met your requirements and become a senior martial artist, master, can I get out of the rainforest?"