Tang Xingshu glared at Tang Yulan, because he had let himself lose a meal money in vain at night, his lips pursed, and he said softly: "My cousin, who has no culture, may want to Lingjiang University to peek at beautiful women again." He turned his head and said to Tang Yulan: "Cousin, this is Bao Junshuang, who is in real estate at home, and when he came to school, he had a relationship with the society and the school. With him to help you, it is definitely better to work in the future than to work as a security guard. ”

Bao Junshuang's fat face tried to put on a majestic appearance, and his appearance was a little strange, like a bun fold, and his eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth were squeezed into the middle of the fat face plate, which looked very ridiculous.

Tang Yulan sighed, at a critical time, this kid still knew how to help the family, but this method made Tang Yulan even more unhappy in his heart, and walked straight to the fat man. said: "Classmate, you go out to buy food can be described as a lot of benefits, burn excess calories to lose weight and save energy, borrowing the advantage of weight can easily squeeze people out of the team, cooking is more time-saving, is conducive to improving the quality of meals, one stone!" ”

That's right, Tang Xingshu deeply agrees, but these words have never been said.

Bao Junshuang's face changed, this guy is really embarrassed.

Tang Yulan turned to face the other boy and pinched his shoulders and arms like a piglet.

"What are you doing, don't mess with me!" The boy tried hard to pull out his arm, but it was in vain.

Tang Yulan smashed his mouth and said, "Yes, my arms are almost longer than my knees, and my height is nearly one meter eight." It is really a good hand for cleaning, with the advantage of long arms, you can easily clean the garbage that others can't touch, and then look at the palm of the protruding joint, the callus on it can be used as a washboard, it is a good helper for women, and it is a necessary humanoid machine for home cleaning. ”

"Ha Luha, I feel the same way." Bao Junshuang smiled and patted the long-armed boy on the shoulder.

"Don't look at me." The last boy avoided saying.

"You have bad breath!" Tang Yulan covered her nose and said in disgust: "Look at your big gold teeth, you must have the dirt formed by smoking the day after tomorrow, it is recommended to clean it up with a toilet cleaner, otherwise when you kiss your girlfriend, it will be when you break up." ”

The yellow-toothed boy refused to admit it, exclaiming, "Not really! ”

Tang Yulan put on a pedantic posture and talked eloquently: "Think about it, when your girlfriend kisses her tongue, it feels like kissing stinky tofu, eating stool, and her mouth is full of vomit, it's strange if you don't break up!" ”

"Get out! Lao Tzu is from the Taekwondo Club! The yellow-toothed boy was furious and slapped Tang Yulan.

Tang Yulan's eyes were quick and precise, and he reacted quickly, pinching his wrist and pushing forward.

The yellow-toothed boy's arm turned around, and after this twist and turn, his strength was greatly reduced, but it didn't hurt much when he slapped it on his face, but his face was hot, ashamed and angry.

Bao Junshuang and the others were shocked, they didn't expect him to dare to do it in the school, as long as they called the school security office, they made sure that he couldn't eat and walk.

"Hmph, I don't know what to do, dare to do something in front of Lao Tzu." Tang Yulan's face was unruly, and his gloomy temperament and sharp eyes made a yellow-toothed boy feel a chill in his heart.

Bao Junshuang weighed Tang Yulan again in his heart, and it seemed that he was not a kind person.

Nowadays, the big wave of change is getting higher and higher, and powerful high-ranking officials and business tycoons with a lot of money are trying to stuff people into prestigious schools, and the gifts they give are simply astronomical, resulting in a decline in the overall quality of Lingjiang University's voice, and "low-level people" like Bao Junshuang can also swagger into it.

Tang Yulan thought of something, walked up to Bao Junshuang again, poked the fat on his chest, and said angrily: "Classmate, how about transferring the four tickets to me?" I can treat you to a barbecue at a roadside stall. ”

Nowadays, the head of the Flying Bird Regiment is a hot figure in the western district of Lingjiang City, and many people want to invite the head of the Tang regiment to dinner this morning, and those people have some identities.

As for those who knew that they had no identity and went to the banquet with Head Tang, they were also trying to curry favor with Xie Sanbiao and others.

"Who am I? Eating a roadside stall doesn't get people laughing at your big teeth. Even if you go to the Huanyu Mansion and ask me to be a dragon, it won't work. Bao Junshuang said impatiently: "Hurry up and take the stinky hands away, do you want to find death?!" He stretched out his hand to push Tang Yulan away.

Tang Yulan grabbed his wrist and pulled him back slightly, the fat man lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground, fortunately, his skin was thick and he was not injured, and he rolled and got up.

", you dare to do it with Lao Tzu!" Bao Junshuang blushed like a monkey's buttocks, and couldn't help but scold when he stood up.

The other two also chimed in: "I don't want to live anymore!" I didn't ask in the school, who were we afraid of when we ran into the dormitory? ”

Tang Yulan grinned, and said in a weird manner: "How can you scum grow on the one-third of an acre of land in the university, and you don't have to pretend to be garlic." ”

Tang Xingshu was in a dilemma, on one side was his cousin who was not angry, and on the other side was a powerful roommate. I don't know who to help.

"How the do you dare to go back?!" Bao Junshuang shouted, waving his arms and about to rush towards Commander Tang.

Tang Yulan was about to give a leg massage with the soles of his shoes to slap his face, when a calm voice sounded on the side of the road: "Bao Junshuang, what are you doing?" ”

When I turned my head, I saw a young man with short mental hair.

Bao Junshuang's face changed, his face was full of a warm smile, and he hurried over, who else could there be, it was their shop guide Zhang Kangcheng.

"Instructor Zhangpu, I said that my left eye is always jumping today, and it is a great thing to see you." As he spoke, he pulled out a soft Chinese cigarette from his trouser pocket.

College students have said goodbye to ignorance, they are no longer nerds who can only read, with the broadening of their horizons, their thinking is more active, they are no longer in the complete protection of the ivory tower, they can already start to go to the social aspect, and of course they know how to take care of interpersonal relationships.

Although the shop instructor is not an official position, but he is engaged in the ideological education and management of students, evaluation and other work, and can easily pass the final evaluation if he is good, late, all-night electricity and final evaluation, Bao Junshuang is naturally vigorously pleased.

When Zhang Kangcheng was about to take the cigarette, his eyes glanced at Tang Yulan, and suddenly he was hit by five thunders, and the six gods shifted, and his lips trembled excitedly: "Tang ...... Tang Yulan, Brother Tang?! Pushing away the dead fat man who was blocking the way, he walked over in three steps and two steps, holding Tang Yulan's hand with both hands and shaking it for a while, his eyes were full of hot worship and excitement, like a soldier who was received by a general, and said: "It's really you, Brother Tang, I haven't seen you for several years, you seem to be thinner than before, are you okay in the army?" With your skills, the head of the regiment is not a problem, right? ”

I'm the regimental commander, but I'm not the one in the troops!

Tang Yulan was mentioned as sad, sighed leisurely, and patted Zhang Kangcheng on the shoulder as if he was meeting his little brother.

Tang Xingshu rubbed his eyes after taking them off, and put them back on. Unexpectedly, after being admitted to Lingjiang University, he was still inferior to his cousin in all aspects, so he had to take his girlfriend home a few times when he had time to stimulate his uncle's nerves.

Bao Junshuang still maintained the posture of handing the cigarette, but the cigarette in his hand rolled to the ground and was blown away by the wind. No wonder this kid is so rampant, his feelings are to know the shop guide. But he is not afraid of him, Bao Junshuang also has some connections in the society outside the school.

Incredibly, the shop guide seemed to respect and fear him.

Zhang Kangcheng said: "Brother Tang, how do you feel about Lingjiang City now, it is developing fast enough!" ”

Tang Yulan said: "In the future, even if we are colleagues, I will often come to Lingjiang University." It can also be regarded as a further contribution to the growth of society and a new feeling of campus knowledge and culture. He is not right to say this, honorary professors do not have to fulfill their teaching obligations, nor do they have to be responsible to Lingjiang University. Unlike visiting professors, it doesn't matter if you don't set foot at Lingjiang University in your life.

"Really?" Zhang Kangcheng said happily: "What Lingjiang University lacks is a talent with great feelings like Brother Tang. ”

Tang Xingshu's eyes widened and he asked questioningly: "Cousin, are you a cleaner or a chef?" It seems that there is no other job for you at the school, and there is no need for any security guards here! ”

"Go, unproductive fellow. The task of giving the Tang family's glory lintel can only be handed over to me. Tang Yulan glared at him impatiently.

"It turns out that you are Brother Tang's brother, just look for me if you have anything in the future." Zhang Kangcheng glanced at Tang Xingshu, smiled and said, "Brother Tang, if you have time to get together in the evening, I will call Bixiangyuan to make a reservation." ”

Bixiangyuan is one of the highest-grade restaurants in Lingjiang University, and it is expensive, and most of the people who eat in it are professors and leaders at all levels. The small shop guide ordered four or five dishes, and it was estimated that the salary would be gone in a month.

Bao Junshuang really thought that he was alive, usually the shop guide was not even willing to smoke ten yuan for cigarettes, and the poor people who were reluctant to buy ice cream on a hot day.

"It's so boring to eat or something." Tang Yulan shook her head in disappointment, pointed to the slender beauty on the side of the road and asked: "Are there any Japanese students who have introduced two, the sound of buying a disc should be good, and the appearance can be like Sora Aoi, I have a few tadpole-like chromosome genes that I have treasured for many years and give them ......"

Bao Junshuang and the others looked at Tang Yulan suspiciously, Zhang Kangcheng felt that the majesty of his shop guide was suddenly shattered, and said: "Brother Tang, I am also a shop guide now, can I give face in front of the students." That's it for tonight? ”

"Another day, I've got something to do." Tang Yulan looked around, no beautiful women passed by, and he was disappointed.

Zhang Kangcheng coughed and whispered: "Brother Tang, there are countless students in the art department, who are dressed in fancy postures and beautiful, and they walk in rough waves, and their two white legs are enough to blind your 48K diamond-studded eyes." ”

"Oh?" The corners of Tang Yulan's mouth didn't know when to drool with relief, his face was flat, and he said with a serious expression: "You are now a counselor of a famous school and an engineer of the human soul, how can you be immersed in these unrealistic fantasies of big white legs, how can you go on like this?" By the way, how does the art department go? Where are the most beautiful girls, are they open? Can you get it without spending money? ”

Zhang Kangcheng thought to himself that you are still the same as before, always thinking about opening meat, and described it vividly, and said with a straight face: "Now is the right time, the senior sister has just finished class, and she has not yet gone to evening self-study, and she is walking outside." ”

[Author's digression]: Due to personal negligence, there was an error in the chapter, which has now been corrected, and I apologize to everyone here, thank you for your continued support!