Chapter 1、Gentlemen like this feeling

In the darkness of the night, a bloody massacre had ended, dozens of corpses lying on the ground, and broken weapons were scattered everywhere.

In the moonlight, the blood and the armor worn by the corpse were intertwined, and the pungent smell of blood filled the air.

What is strange is that in such a fierce battle, a disc that fell to the ground was not broken.

There was a snort, and a snort sounded, and a warhorse with a hooves under the flames, and the whole body covered in bone armor came out of the darkness.

The black-armored knight on the war horse looked at the corpses all over the ground, and the flames of the helmet showed that he was a little excited at the moment, and after a long silence, the front hooves of the war horse jumped high and then smashed the ground, and suddenly a fire swept away all the corpses, and the corpses all over the ground turned into ashes in this firelight.

The long-handled Death Scythe in the Black Armor Knight's hand swung lightly towards the disc that was not damaged in the firelight, and a pitch-black crack appeared on the disc, enough to shred any matter The crack did not hurt the disc even a bit, but the disc disappeared without a trace in the black knight's astonishment.

At the beginning of July in early summer, in A County, a small city in China's S Province, a burst of scolding that was enough to make the girls blush-faced was ringing on the streets at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night: "I X your mother, who is so lacking in morality, let Lao Tzu catch you, you have to be castrated!! ”

A bald fat man, wearing an open-minded plaid shirt, with a disc inserted in his short hair on his head, red blood flowing down his hair, blood stains, looked quite terrifying.

But this master, he didn't care so much at all, his face was full of fat and shaking, and his middle finger was raised towards the buildings near the street, and he scolded vigorously.

It attracts the attention of the diners who drink late beers around.

A buddy running from the side was anxious: "I said Cheng Kong, I'll go to the toilet, how do you pull your head?" Listening to the familiar voice, the fat man felt dizzy, and then fell backwards, and when he woke up, he was already lying in the hospital.

As soon as I woke up, the buddies who had played since childhood almost cried, crying with joy, this is really not a human job, I paid a salary to find a fat man to come out to drink, and there was such a mess, fortunately the fat man didn't have a problem, otherwise I really don't know how to explain to the fat man's mother.

"Fatty, is there anything else uncomfortable about your head?"

As soon as the fat man saw his buddy's crying turtle appearance, he became angry: "Okay, okay, it's okay, don't you just bleed?" Let's go, let's go have some more drinks. ”

When the buddy heard it, he still drank it, and he resolutely disagreed, and the fat man insisted on drinking, but the buddy gave in, and it was okay to drink, and the brothers went home to drink.

This fat man's name is Cheng Kong, he works in the Land Institute of Shuilong Township, A County, and his career is not high, although the salary is not high, but he is a little extra fast in the countryside, at least he is much looser than other Qingshui Yamen.

Plus the family is doing business, the money is enough, this person is easy to play with a little money, a day is either online or drinking and playing cards, twenty-five or six, almost thirty people, not even a formal girlfriend, physiological activities are all solved by the island country's love and art films, is this normal?

Mom and Dad looked anxious, one by one the girl asked someone to introduce her, either the fat man didn't look down on the other party and didn't feel it, or the other party didn't look down on the fat man, and I felt that the fat man was very obscene when he smiled, and after the worst, he had to go with the flow.

That buddy's name is Yang Lin, the urban management brigade, is wearing a uniform and seeing a stall or something, a group of people go up to load the car, and then fine, maintain the appearance of the city, the kind with a bad reputation, but Yang Lin is not bad, in addition to being a little vicious at work, there is also a good act of helping the grandmother cross the road after work and giving people directions.

The two have been neighbors since childhood, and when they were children, they slept in a cradle, played very well, and ate with each other for a long time.

Later, Yang Lin moved, and the two were still good buddies, studying in the same class from elementary school to high school, until the two were not admitted to college, and Yang Lin went to serve as a soldier before they separated.

But when Yang Lin came back from the army, the two soaked together again, and they didn't know what to do, and they thought it was two believers who were backing the mountain.

Out of the hospital, the two brothers sat on the chengguan duty car secretly driven out by Yang Lin, this car is a cargo Chang'an, friends from other places may not know the road, this car is made by Shancheng, a van in front, a small car in the back, you can put some of the trophies captured by the chengguan.

As soon as the accelerator boomed, the Chang'an small truck was killed in front of the night stall, which immediately caused a group of chickens and dogs to jump in front of the night stall, causing the owner of the night stall to think that the city management was working overtime at night to raid the inspection, and he was so frightened that he trembled all over, and after he reacted, he scattered smoke vigorously.

The fat man picked it up and smoked, he liked this feeling that others were afraid of him, so he casually spit out a smoke ring, asked the boss to move two boxes of Shancheng beer into the car body, wrapped some snacks, and threw down a five-zero roll in a chic manner, and Xiao Chang'an went home with a smoke on his buttocks.

The night stall owner picked up 50 rolls and cursed in his mouth: "MD, the appetizers are for nothing!" ”

It's not that Cheng Kong deliberately took advantage of it, the night was dark, and he was bleeding a lot, so his brain was a little not very clear, and he recognized 50 volumes as 100 volumes, and thought that he had given a tip, and he looked so proud on his face.

When he arrived at the door of the fat man's house, the fat man went upstairs and opened the door and went in, on the grounds that the wounded could not do heavy physical work.

Carrying a heavy beer crate, Yang Lin was strange, why didn't he see a fat man lose weight at all when he lived on the eighth floor? This can only show that the fat boy is too edible!

The fat man's parents went to bed early, and the fat man and Yang Lin moved the beer to the fat man's room lightly, spread the newspaper on the ground, and the snacks and dishes were swinged, and the buttocks were directly on the ground.

Holding the bottle with his right hand and priing it with chopsticks with his left hand, the bottle cap flew out with a smack, and snow-white foam gushed out of the bottle.

The two of them pointed at the bottle and poured it, one bottle went down, another bottle, and the appetizer was only half eaten, and the wine was gone.

The two of them also felt about the same, the newspaper was rolled up and thrown into the garbage basket, Yang Lin said goodbye and went back, the fat man was not allowed to go, and he was afraid that he would have an accident while driving.

But Yang Lin said that I still have a sense of security when I sleep in my own bed, and I don't have a sense of security when I sleep with you, and the chrysanthemum is not guaranteed.

Cheng Kong pondered that when he was sleeping with Yang Lin in the same cradle, he kicked him a lot, otherwise why was this kid so unforgettable?

As soon as Yang Lin left, the fat man came to his senses, the more he drank, the more excited he became, he touched the pocket of his clothes, and the disc that hurt himself was touched out, Yang Lin was going to take this as evidence of the crime, so he asked the doctor for it, otherwise he would have thrown it in the trash.

An arrow rushed to the computer and turned it on,The fat man inserted the disc into the optical drive with a lewd smile on his face,He guessed that this disc was an AV film,The toilet paper on the side of the computer is ready,Hehe,Just wait for a feast for the eyes。