Chapter 159: Stretching and Shrinking

"An Yi came to the scene today and was actually invited by our "Qiantang Entertainment Weekly". Zhao Nan said after making a small advertisement. "Everyone knows that Lin Zida is a reporter for our "Qiantang Entertainment Weekly", and this can be regarded as an explanation of comfort. I wonder if Lu Dao is comfortable with this way of apologizing? ”

When interviewing An Yi, Zhao Nan felt a lot more relaxed.

Whether it is the comfort when he was not yet famous, or the fact that he has become famous, his personality has not changed much.

"There is no more satisfying way. I have to say that "Qiantang Entertainment Weekly" is a very responsible media. Of course, I also admire Lin Zida's daring behavior. You know, this is a date with a donkey. I don't mean to discriminate against donkeys, but if it's the same situation, I can't do it anyway. ”

An Xiaotong pouted.

My brother is so bad, in this case, he has to get cheap and good!

After interviewing the two parties, the scene finally cut to the center of the court.

The previous pictures were all long shots, and at this time, I saw the donkey in the middle and central of the field at close range, and Su Su, who was chewing snacks in his mouth, vomited on the spot.

"Is this a donkey, so ugly?"

The other two girls in the dormitory didn't make as much fuss as Su Su, but they almost threw up.

It's just that the donkey is skinny, the key is that it's still so dirty.

Did the man who brought this little donkey have a grudge against the reporter?

Belch......

The two hurriedly ran into the bathroom of the dormitory, but they still couldn't stand it.

It's really time to kiss the donkey's farts and stocks. Lin Zida also hesitated.

How many days has such a dirty donkey not taken a bath, if he really kisses, not to mention that his prospective girlfriend is willing to let him enjoy and suffer tonight. I just want to make a, and my girlfriend has to be disgusted to death!

"Zhao Nan, can you change a donkey?" Lin Zida looked at Zhao Nan with an embarrassed face.

Before Zhao Nan could answer, someone was already clamoring.

"This donkey was also borrowed from a few nearby places, do you think the little donkey is so easy to find these days?"

"Just, why don't you find one yourself?"

"Hey, I said you wouldn't want to go back, would you?"

……

Of course, journalists are not good at shouting. It was the people who were shouting from the surrounding residents.

They were originally thinking about the excitement, and of course they were not happy to see Lin Zida want to retreat.

Damn, why don't you try it?

This road is not working. Lin Zida had to think of another way.

"You don't need to change the donkey, and you can flush the head office with water, right?" Lin Zida said with displeasure on his face.

"It's a live broadcast, you still want to flush it with water, it's too fake, right?"

"Didn't you wash it with water? You're going to have to wait until the donkey gets done? ”

"Are you a man or not? It seems like it's true just now, and now it's starting to be a mother-in-law again? ”

……

Seeing that Lin Zida kept ink and ink, the audience present became impatient.

An Xiaotong originally wanted to see a lively scene, but when she saw such a dirty donkey, she was completely disinterested.

turned around and snuggled in his brother's arms, but found that the corners of An Yi's mouth kept smiling.

It seems to be ridiculous, it seems to be sarcastic, sure enough. My brother is also very stingy.

When the two sides were at a stalemate, Zhao Nan came to Anyi's side again.

It started because of him. If you agree, it is not bad to bathe the donkey with cold water.

"Anyi, what do you think, do you want to rinse it with cold water?" Zhao Nan breathed a sigh of relief.

When she came to Anyi's side, she seemed to be relieved.

I don't want to go back to the center of the field, after all, the donkey who hasn't bathed for a long time is too dirty.

"What do you think?" An Yi threw a ball.

If he said it himself, it would seem that he was too stingy, so it would be better to throw the question to the audience.

"Of course we don't wash it, how long do we have to wait on such a hot day?"

"That's right, Lin Zida is big, stretching out his head is also a knife, and shrinking his head is also a knife, can you be happy?"

……

An Yi said at the right time: "Yes, I think Lin Zida will definitely take a bath after a sweet kiss with the donkey, right?" ”

Hearing the sweet kiss, the people at the scene couldn't help but laugh.

It's sweet enough.

, I don't need to say.

Lin Zi's big eyes are bulging wide, what does it mean to be comfortable, it.

No matter how dirty I am, I always have to take a bath when I kiss the donkey's fart and stock!

"Well, I just want to emphasize the equality of all beings." An Yi said. "Since you will only take a bath after the forest is big, I think the donkey should also be a matter and a bath later. Otherwise, wouldn't it be too unfair? ”

An Xiaotong's small hand pinched his brother's clothes fiercely.

No, she's going to laugh.

An Xiaotong didn't smile considering his brother's identity, but many other people laughed.

"That's right, why do you just ask people donkeys to take a bath?"

"Don't you still dislike donkeys, don't you know that animals and humans have always been good friends?"

"Don't you just treat a donkey as your own drowning, and don't some people don't brush their teeth after kissing a drowning thing?"

Hypocrites, outright hypocrites without a doubt.

Lin Zida scolded hatefully in his heart.

seems to be comfortable and simple in a few words are ridicule, but don't forget that he is a star, and naturally there are indispensable pioneers who cheer for him.

Sure enough, after the two sentences of comfort, the audience who wanted to watch the play began to shout.

"Hehe, I think An Yi has a point." Lin Zida smiled reluctantly. "Aren't we part of nature ourselves, and what are animals and humans? I don't dislike donkeys at all, on the contrary, I like them a little. Otherwise, how could I offer to kiss a donkey? ”

There is no way, the situation is stronger than people, he only has to compromise.

After Lin Zida conceded defeat, the audience at the scene all held their breath, and they knew that the most exciting moment of the Dao was coming.

Wu Yurou, who originally felt a little disgusted, also stared at Lin Zida, who was slowly walking towards the donkey, under curiosity.

5 meters, 3 meters, 1 meter.

After being stunned for a full three seconds, seeing that the donkey tied to the basketball hoop did not move, Lin Zida began to lean over and bow his head.

Syllable!

This is the slight sound made by Lin Zi's big lips when he asks about the donkey's farts and strands.

Soon, the slight sound was replaced by the sound of the reporter snapping, snapping, snapping, and pressing the shutter of the camera.

It would be a shame if we didn't capture this once-in-a-lifetime moment.

Not!

Obviously said that humans and animals were originally a family, but after kissing the donkey's fart and stock, he vomited nauseously on the spot.

"Brother, did he really kiss?" Hearing the surrounding discussions, An Xiaotong, who had never looked back, asked.

"Yes, but Lin Zida's words are doubtful." An Yi said deliberately. "Didn't he say he liked donkeys, and he threw up after kissing him?"

Flutter!

This time, it was Wu Yurou who couldn't help laughing. (To be continued......)