Chapter 402: Li Muxue, who has eaten up
"Hmm......" For half an hour, Li Muxue held her bulging belly and lay on the grass under the peach tree without any image, humming weakly, "Hmm, no!" My stomach is going to explode! ”
"Who made you eat so much at once!" Sitting on the side, he looked at Li Muxue with a painful face, and said with a smile, "I've persuaded you several times, but you didn't listen, and now you regret it, right?" ”
After eating half a football-sized peach, Li Muxue, who was still unsatisfied, let Happy pick an apple, a duck pear, some cherries and lychees.
Even if it is changed to those ordinary fruits in the real world, it is possible to eat them all in one go, not to mention that the space fruits in this mountain god space that have been irrigated by spiritual water and spiritual energy have already been optimized and mutated by N levels?
So after Li Muxue's round of gluttony, the bitterness of this bloated belly will come to her without any suspense!
"This is called not listening to happy words, and suffering in front of you!" He smiled happily and said a wise quote from his wisdom.
"Bad guys! Villain! Li Muxue saw the smile on her happy face, she suddenly lost her anger, took a strong breath, and said loudly: "People are so uncomfortable, you are still so gloating!" ”
"Ouch hey, no!" As soon as she finished speaking, Li Muxue groaned, covered her stomach, and lay on the grass honestly, not daring to move at all, as if her belly was four months pregnant, Li Muxue's uncomfortable face turned a little pale.
"Uh, husband. People are so uncomfortable, you hurry up and think of a way! After enduring it for a while, Li Muxue really couldn't bear the uncomfortable feeling of bloating. Suddenly, he opened his big watery eyes, looked happy with a pitiful face, and softly begged for help.
"You!" Seeing that Li Muxue was really uncomfortable, she shook her head with a smile, gently pressed her palm on Li Muxue's abdomen, and began to gently massage it back and forth.
"It's not because your fruit here is so delicious!" Li Muxue squinted her eyes and enjoyed a happy massage. She keenly felt that with the gentle movement of happiness on his abdomen, the uncomfortable feeling of flatulence slowly disappeared.
"Whew!" With the disappearance of flatulence. Li Muxue finally let out a long sigh of relief, and then began to turn over the old accounts, "You scoundrel! I was so uncomfortable that I was dying just now, and you didn't hurry up to save me! You're clearly abusing me! ”
"Wronged! Wife! This is a great injustice! Looking at Li Muxue's puffing cute appearance. Happy suddenly screamed with an aggrieved face. Pointing to the peel of the fruit on the ground, he said, "Look at what you want to eat just now, I will get you anything, even the work of washing the fruit and peeling it is done by me for you, so I will eat the fruit for you, if this is considered abuse, then I am really the most ruthless sadist in the world!" ”
"You!" Li Muxue glanced at the peel of the fruit that had fallen to the ground, and then looked at the aggrieved happiness. Thinking that although he didn't agree to eat so many fruits at once, he still carefully cleaned up all the fruits at his own request. Only the purest flesh was left for himself to eat, and suddenly the deliberately tense face suddenly loosened, and a smile appeared on his face: "Hmph! Then you just gloated about teaching me a lesson! Don't deny it! What you just said that you didn't listen to your happy words, and you suffered a loss in front of you! You're clearly laughing at me for losing money! ”
"Uh......" blinked happily, and he instantly remembered what a certain philosopher said: Women are born to be able to use strong words, and as for beautiful women, they have the privilege of strong words!
At the beginning, Happy was very dissatisfied with this sentence, but now, he deeply understands the profound life truth contained in this sentence!
So, happily and wisely chose to shut up.
Because the philosopher also famously said: In the face of a woman who has started the mode of strong words, especially a beautiful woman, your best way to deal with it is to either shut her up or shut you up!
Happy felt that he didn't seem to have the courage to make Li Muxue close his mouth, so he had to close his mouth knowingly, of course, in the process, he added a little aggrieved expression to himself, of course, his hands did not stop massaging.
Looking at Happy while massaging herself, she showed an aggrieved expression, which looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law who had suffered a lot of hardships from her mother-in-law, this happy expression suddenly made Li Muxue laugh, and she didn't have the heart to say any more.
"Hee-hee!" Li Muxue suddenly smiled playfully, "What's wrong?" Feeling wronged? ”
"Hmm!" Happy deliberately pouted, still silently massaging Li Muxue's abdomen.
"Oh, don't, come, give Miss Ben a smile!" Li Muxue's eyes were bent into two crescents, with an irrepressible smile on her face, she stretched out her green little finger and raised her happy chin, and said in a tone of a big man, as if he was a merry boy who visited the Qinglou in ancient times, and said in a flirtatious tone.
Originally, Li Muxue was just a whim, wanting to joke with Xingxing, but the next scene made Li Muxue completely dumbfounded.
In the face of Li Muxue's flirtatious behavior, she happily glanced up at Li Muxue, and her face showed a delicate and shy expression, and then, pinching her voice, a jealous sissy word came out: "Hmm~ I hate it!" ”
And what's even more excessive is that with this creepy sentence, a happy hand actually put an orchid finger in front of the corner of his mouth, how bewitching it is, how much more enchanting, how much - thriller, how much horror!
"Gah!" The first time she saw the happy action, Li Muxue was completely stunned, and after being stunned for seven or eight seconds, Li Muxue finally couldn't help but laugh out loud, and then covered her stomach and laughed while moaning: "Ouch, hey! My stomach is yo! I'm laughing to death! Hahaha, ah! It hurts! Hmm, it's uncomfortable! Ha ha! ”
Li Muxue kept laughing one after another, and with contradictory words, she was really laughed at by the behavior just now!
And happy, after making this behavior that is enough to completely subvert the three views of others, he still glanced at Li Muxue with a light face, and said, "Isn't it much better?" If it's all right, get up! ”
"It's not good!" When Li Muxue heard this, she couldn't help but stop laughing, but when she saw the happy face, she remembered the funny scene he had just now, and suddenly couldn't help laughing again, "Haha! You scoundrel! Ouch! It makes people's stomachs laugh to death! ”
"Cut! Who told you to just tease me," Happy snorted, a wicked smile on his face, "Now you know how good I am?" ”
"Got it! Got it! You're amazing! The little woman admires! Giggle......" Li Muxue said with another chuckle.
The melodious laughter like silver bells echoed in the peach forest, and suddenly brought a joyful atmosphere to this quiet fruit forest.
The two stayed in the mountain god space for almost two hours, and when they happily returned to the bedroom of the villa with Li Muxue, Li Muxue was surprised to find that less than half an hour had passed, and she was suddenly surprised again.
Facing Li Muxue's surprise, she smiled happily and said, "You can understand this to mean that the time scales of the two space-time are not in the same dimension. ”
Although Li Muxue was surprised by this topic, she obviously didn't want to investigate it to the end, after all, there are too many mysterious things in this kind of cultivation, and it is not something that a little woman like Li Muxue can study thoroughly.
"Boom!" A dazzling burst of fireworks flashed out of the window, and the second round of fireworks at the farm had officially begun.
"Let's go out and have a look!" smiled happily and opened the door between the bedroom and the rooftop outside, and came outside with Li Muxue in his arms, enjoying the brilliant fireworks.
"Ah Xue, introduce another person to you," suddenly, Happy sensed something, then smiled, and said to Li Muxue, who was enjoying the bright fireworks.
Li Muxue said curiously: "Who?" ”
Happy smiled: "Catherine, come down." ”
"Whew!" With the sound of a gentle wind, a fiery figure slowly floated down from the sky, revealing Catherine's bewitching face in the light.
The first time she saw Catherine, Li Muxue noticed the pair of huge bat wings behind her, and immediately guessed the identity of the other party.
"You should be Sister Catherine, right?" Li Muxue directly ignored the vampire's long lifespan, greeted it with a smile, and took Catherine's hand and said.
Catherine naturally knew Li Muxue's identity, and in the face of Li Muxue's warm greeting, she was suddenly flattered, and she immediately bowed to Li Muxue: "Catherine meets the master mother!" ”
Li Muxue pouted: "What kind of master mother is not the master mother!" It's really ugly, my family calls me Ah Xue or Xiao Xue, if Sister Catherine doesn't dislike it, just call me Xiao Xue! ”
"Huh?" When Catherine heard this, she subconsciously set her eyes on happiness, and after seeing the other party nodding, she put her mind at ease, and a smile appeared on her face, "Then the subordinate is better to be respectful than to obey!" Light snow! ”
"Hey!" When Li Muxue heard this, she couldn't help but show a smile, "Sister Catherine, your skin is so good!" How do you usually take care of it? I've heard that after the age of eighteen, the skin of Western girls will become rougher and rougher, but your skin is even more delicate than that of us Orientals! ”
"Hehe," was praised by Li Muxue like this, even Catherine, who was hundreds of years old, couldn't help but smile from the bottom of her heart, after all, even if she became a vampire, this woman's nature would never be extinguished, not to mention that Catherine had always been most proud of her own skin!
Immediately, under the helpless gaze of Xingxing, the two women, who were hundreds of years apart, began to chat passionately about women's skin care......
This Chinese New Year's Eve, in this warm and peaceful atmosphere, gradually stepped into the first day of the new year. (To be continued......)