Su Zhe, who had just come back from morning exercise, saw that the phone showed a missed call with Su Xin, so he casually called back.

"Su Zhe, why didn't you answer the phone just now, I'm going to die." As soon as the call was connected, it was immediately connected by Su Xin, who had obviously been waiting for Su Zhe's call.

"I went out for a run just now, and I didn't bring my phone out, why is it so urgent?" Su Zhe said.

"You come out right now, I have something very important to discuss with you."

After Su Xin left the address, he hung up the phone directly without waiting for Su Zhe to refuse.

Su Zhe saw that Su Xin's tone was so anxious, and he didn't dare to delay time, although Su Xin often made such a fuss, and nothing big would happen in normal times, but Su Zhe was only afraid that if there was really something urgent, it would not be good to delay.

So Su Zhe just got home, and now he is out again.

Su Zhe soon came to the place that Su Xin said and sat down in front of him.

At this time, Su Xin had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, his face was very haggard, and he looked a little nervous.

"Brother, you're finally here, you don't know I'm going crazy now." As soon as Su Zhe sat down, Su Xin began to complain.

"What the hell is going on? You called me out in such a hurry, and how did you become this kind of ghost now. "Su Zhe didn't expect that Su Xin had changed so much after just a few days of not seeing him, and the last time Su Zhe saw Su Xin in the café, he was still very normal.

"In a few days, you may have to go to a psychiatric hospital to see me."

"What the hell is going on with you, so strictly."

You know that Xiao Nan has a Persian cat. Su Xin looked at Su Zhe and nodded. Only then did he continue: "Xiao Nan is now my wife. So this Persian cat lives with me now. ”

This is not a very normal thing. Su Zhe didn't know why Su Xin suddenly talked about the Persian cat, and called him out specifically to talk about a cat.

"This Persian cat is very warm to me, and now he has taken me as a man." Sushin continued.

"What's wrong with that? Hurry up and get down to business, okay? "Su Zhe is impatient, isn't it good for cats to be enthusiastic about Suxin?

"Here's the problem, it's too enthusiastic about me, trying to please me." Suxin's tone has increased several times.

"But do you know how a cat flatters? Right. You're not mistaken, it now catches a dead mouse every day and puts it in front of me, and looks at me expectantly, hoping that I will eat it. ”

"You don't know how I've spent the past few days, every day when I open my eyes, I see a dead mouse on my body, and I'm going crazy."

Hearing this, Su Zhe couldn't help but laugh, he could imagine this picture, which really made him laugh.

"You can still laugh, and you don't pity me. You don't know I'm going crazy, it's the weekend. I was supposed to be in a good mood. Su Xin covered his face and said with a painful face: "But today when I came together, I cried." You know why? ”

Su Zhe shook his head, it was not easy to make Su Xin cry, and this Persian cat was also capable.

"Today is the weekend, this cat doesn't know how to take a break, and he added vegetables to me, and it served a litter of mice today."

"When I woke up, I saw that there were 7 rats on my body, 2 big and 5 small, and the whole family was there. In particular, those five little mice were alive, crawling around on top of me, you don't know how scary it was, and I was almost scared to pee at the time. Su Xin couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Su Zhe almost squirted out of the tea in his mouth when he drank it, this picture was so beautiful, he really didn't dare to imagine it.

I didn't expect that there was such a superb cat, and fortunately, I met Su Xin, a person with thick nerves, and other people were already insane, so it's strange not to be scared stupid.

Next, Suxin entered the spit mode.

"Don't they all say that Persian cats can't catch mice, why is my Persian cat so cheap, you say that it sleeps when it's full, isn't it? Why don't you catch rats if you have nothing to do?"

"Just catch the mouse, just catch the mouse and eat it yourself, why give it to me, and put it on my body without my consent, has it ever thought about my feelings, I'm a human, not a cat, not a cat"

"And I've just moved into a new house, and I don't usually see a single cockroach ant, where did you say it got the rat?"

"It is said that cats are the only whole race, all of them are neurotic, and now I completely believe that they are not only neurotic, but also perverted." Su Xin is now starting to erupt, and in the end, he is directly yelling.

"You don't know what I did in order to correct this cheap cat, I used hard persuasion, coercion and temptation, and even I knelt down in front of the Persian cat, but it still continued to go its own way, this cat never eats mice, but it still catches mice for me every day, what do you say it is for." After Su Xin vented, he was already weak, and his whole body was leaning on the chair.

"If it weren't for Xiao Nan, I would have ruined this neurotic cat humanely, you are a pet, help me figure it out."

"It's treating you as a kind, so it catches rats for you to eat, or you try to get used to it, I heard that rat meat is edible, maybe you can try the taste, maybe you will like it, maybe it's okay." After thinking for a while, Su Zhe said very seriously.

"I'm fighting with you, I'm a human, not a cat, so I don't want to eat mice." Hearing this, Su Xin jumped up directly from the chair, jumped over the table, and came over to fight with Su Zhe.

After a while, they stopped.

"I'm going to have a nervous breakdown, don't be kidding, you can help me figure it out quickly." Su Xin pleaded bitterly.

"You are my brother, you are in trouble, I will definitely help you as your brother, but you have to wait for me to finish laughing first." After Su Zhe finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing again.

Although Su Zhe is very sympathetic to Su Xin's experience, if Su Zhe encounters this kind of cat, it is estimated that he will have a nervous breakdown by now, how can he persist like Su Xin until now.

However, when Su Zhe thought of the scene Su Xin said, he couldn't help laughing, laughing until his stomach hurt, and he still couldn't stop.

Su Zhe laughed for a long time, and didn't stop until Su Xin looked at him with a resentful look and saw that his goosebumps were rising. (To be continued......)