Chapter 2 Teacher Hua, we love you!
Chapter 31: Teacher Hua, we love you!
Lingjian Mountain, Ethereal Peak, Teng Yuntang, professional Kyushu history class started on time.
The teacher who taught the class pinched the door without any difference, and the person stepped on the seven-colored glow, wearing a dazzling Xuanjing glass skirt, and almost blinded people as soon as he appeared, and at the same time, there was a burst of enthusiastic applause and cheers in Teng Yuntang.
"Hello Ninth Elder!"
"Hello Mr. Hua!"
"Teacher Hua, we love you!"
The person who came was none other than the peak master of Xiaoyao Peak, the ninth elder of the Heavenly Sword Hall, and the youngest female elder of the sect, Hua Yun.
said to be an elder, but his lively and pretty face seemed to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, and with a beautiful smile, he looked very amiable like a girl next door. In addition, Hua Yun is reckless and lively, and there is no elder shelf, and her popularity among the younger disciples is high, which can be described as the best spirit sword.
And this is also the biggest reason why the professional history class can gather more than 20 students, and the other professional Kyushu geography course taught by Liu Xian has only five or six students, which is bleak.
"Good morning, students! I'm here to teach you again today~" The Ninth Elder smiled and waved his hand to greet the disciples as he walked up to the podium and put down a thick book.
"Well, everyone, please sit down obediently, quiet down, students who have not eaten breakfast, you can sit in the back row and eat quietly when I am not paying attention, students who are anxious can get up and leave at any time, but please don't affect other students. And then...... Please open your textbooks. ”
As he spoke, Hua Yun's slender hand waved slightly, and in Teng Yuntang, a book appeared on the desk of each disciple, and the cover read: Professional History of Kyushu, and there is a line of small characters below, written by the Spirit Sword Sect. After the disciples got the textbooks, they turned to the designated positions one after another, waiting for Hua Yun's explanation.
"In the last class, we just finished talking about the glorious ending, and introduced a few genius monks who were born at the wrong time. The next chapter is the end of the law era, the end of the law era The content of this whole chapter is relatively depressing, many of the popular heroes who have learned before will fall in this chapter, such as Penglai Patriarch, Miaoxi Zhenren...... I'm very uncomfortable to see anyway, and I'm sadistic to death, so let's speed up the talk, and strive to let them die today, and in the next class, I will tell you about the chapter of the recovery of all things, and introduce some new heroes, including the ancestor of our Spirit Sword Sect! ”
After he finished speaking, there was a roar of applause below.
"Good!"
"Long live the Nine Elders!"
"Teacher Hua, we love you!"
Hua Yun smiled sweetly: "I love you too!" I couldn't have imagined that there were so many people coming to listen to such a boring course in the history of Kyushu major, I was so happy and moved...... But we have limited time, so let's not make trouble, I'll start talking about it below. ”
Teng Yuntang suddenly fell silent, leaving only Hua Yun's sweet voice lingering in his ears.
"In the so-called era of the end of the law, there is no clear analysis of the cause to this day, and there are too many changes in heaven and earth in that era, and it is difficult to say which is the cause and which is the effect...... Interested students can go through the relevant materials by themselves, and there are many of them in the library of our Spirit Sword Sect. But this is not the focus of today, in short, for various reasons, in the Kyushu continent more than 6,000 years ago, the aura of heaven and earth suddenly underwent an extremely drastic change, to what extent? It's probably equivalent to dropping the Nine Heavenly Gang Wind to the ground and blowing it...... What's even more deadly is that when the monk reaches a certain realm, the communication with the aura of heaven and earth is all the time. The temporary drastic changes in the outside world can also be resisted and adapted through various means, but the changes in the end of the Dharma era are not only drastic, but also last for two hundred years, and after two hundred years, the aura of heaven and earth is exhausted, and the environment for cultivating immortals is unrecognizable......"
Speaking of this, a trace of sentimentality appeared on Hua Yun's face.
"In the face of the changes in heaven and earth, those monks with great magical powers also seem fragile, and the peerless geniuses born in the glorious end era that we talked about in the last class are the first victims. Their cultivation is the fastest, and the exercises they cultivate are all top level, dream level, and the ability to communicate with the aura of heaven and earth is the strongest, which can be called promising, but when the era of the end of the law comes, all these advantages become a burden, and once the outside world changes, they are the first to collapse. And then...... You can also see in the textbooks that your favorite Han Zishuang unfortunately fell in the first year of the end of the Dharma era, when she had just been promoted to the merger realm, and it was the time when she had a bright future and was known as a quasi-true immortal. ”
Hua Yun raised her head and found that the hall was already a little gloomy, so she sighed: "Okay, it would be too sadistic if this part of the content continues, so I'll speed up the progress a little......"
The time in the class passed quickly, and in a short time, Hua Yun had already reached the end of the lecture in one go.
“…… As a result, Chiyin Zhenren, who had been cultivating the immortal world for thousands of years, ended his glorious life in despair and pain, and this was also the last major repair to die due to the exhaustion of spiritual energy after the end of the era. Since Chiyin Zhenren, no matter how much the monks deceive themselves, they must admit that after the change of heaven and earth aura, most of the dream-level mental methods can no longer be cultivated, and forced cultivation will inevitably go mad, and the immortals will not be saved. Since even Chiyin Zhenren is no exception, there is no need for others to try it at all. As a result, in the next hundred years, there was no large-scale phenomenon of monks going mad. But in the same way, most of the top exercises in the immortal cultivation world were also lost. Of course, it may seem a pity to say this, but if you practice it, you will die, and it is better to lose it...... Well, that's the end of the chapter on the age of the end of the law. ”
At this point, there was a round of applause from the audience to commemorate the end of this wonderful history lesson.
The lesson of the end of the Dharma era is not easy to teach.
More than 6,000 years ago, the end of the Dharma era that made the ancient immortal cultivation world fall apart lasted for two hundred years, during which the weather and aura were disordered, countless monks went mad and died, the old order collapsed, the world of immortal cultivation was in chaos, and the lives were devastated, and in two hundred years, more than eighty percent of the monks fell. More than ninety percent of the sects are in dust...... Until today, 6,000 years later, it has not been able to restore its old glory.
Of course, just saying it is so empty that it is difficult to leave an intuitive impression on people, how miserable is the era of the end of the law? This is evident from one point alone.
In order to speed up the progress of Huayun's lectures, the content of the textbook is highly omitted and compressed to the limit. In the end, there were as many as 100 pages, which should have been taught in three classes, and a large number of after-class homework and self-study chapters were turned into a recital of the list of the dead.
"Elder Yuanyue, Patriarch Penglai, Fang Zhendaoren, Xianyun Zen Master, Elder Mingjiang, Miaoxi Zhenren...... The Burning Sun Demon Venerable Zili Sword Immortal Beihe Fairy stepped on the snow real person. ”
Rao is like this, this class also took more than half an hour, Hua Yun, as a Yuanying-level elder, has a long vein, and the sentence is read as nothing. There is no need to repeat how tragic this list of the dead is.
In fact, this list of teaching methods is also a last resort that the Spirit Sword Sect has been exploring for many years. In the earliest days, history classes were usually taught by elders with large illusions to immerse students in the scene. However, in the era of the end of the law, even if the poignant and bloody history is just a copy of the images of the time, it will leave a serious psychological burden on students.
In particular, the Five Elders, who had taken on the task of teaching fifty years ago, had mischievously raised the illusion simulation to the point where they could scare the students into incontinence. After that class, even the three black and white disciples of the Void Dan realm at that time crawled out of the class, not to mention the other blue and white. It was also since then that the Five Elders were disqualified as teachers, and by the way, the relevant textbooks of the Ending Dharma Era were also greatly simplified, the teaching of illusion was cancelled, and the textbooks were also cut by more than eighty percent. And when Hua Yun was a history teacher, it was simply simplified to a death list, which was well received.
At the end of the lecture, Hua Yun tidied up the podium and said: "Okay, next class I will tell you about the chapter of the recovery of all things, and I am also a hero in the dawn era, I hope you will continue to attend classes on time." As for the homework for this class...... I won't stay, as long as everyone prepares well, then I'll see you next time after class! “
After Hua Yun finished the lecture, she floated away in the cheers and applause of the students.
This was the end of the morning class, and the disciples in the class left in groups. Most of the blue and white people have to return to Xiaoyao Peak, and the black and white people take advantage of the noon to meditate, and some communicate with other disciples.
As for Wang Lu's red and white true inheritance, there is no taste in staying here, although thanks to the master's blessing, he has a long-term meal ticket in the Ethereal Peak, and he can eat and drink infinitely, but the true transmission disciple has been eating the Ethereal Peak for a long time, which is unique in the Spirit Sword Sect, so it has attracted much attention. And every time he eats, he is watched by people as if he is a real mascot, and Rao is ashamed of Wang Lu and feels a little pressure.
What's more, the canteen of the Ethereal Peak is notorious, many years ago, the chef had a grudge against his disciples, and made the rare fairy vegetables and spiritual meat in the mortal world like dog shit all the year round.
What's even more shameful is that last year, Liu Xian, the owner of the Ethereal Peak, was determined to spend a lot of effort to renovate the canteen and improve the food. So I don't know who instigated me, with reform as a means and innovation as the goal, in line with the principle of foreign monks chanting scriptures, a well-known gourmand from the Xiyi continent was hired as a chef with a high salary, claiming to provide a Western-style meal for the Misty Peak. And that chef is also very dedicated, on the first day of coming to the Spirit Sword Sect, he learned that the head of the Spirit Sword lives in Xingchen Peak, so he creatively cooked a big dish called "Looking Up at the Starry Sky" as a gift project - more than a dozen dead fish heads were stuck on their backs on a pancake as if they were cursing the world, which was simply appalling.
Seeing the dozen or so dead fish heads, Liu Xian's face was like a pancake, but the matter has come to this point, and he is also difficult to ride a tiger - he was fast before, and the contract has been signed!
Every year, thousands of spirit stones come out of the river and hire a starry sky chef, and this face is naturally lost, but the contract is in the body, and he can't go back on ruining the remaining sects, so he simply breaks the jar and breaks it, and promotes the starry sky chef to the head chef of the Ethereal Peak Canteen in strict accordance with the contract. And since the other party took charge of the canteen of the Ethereal Peak, it has become more and more common for black and white disciples to go to Xiaoyao Peak to eat, which has promoted the internal communication of the sect......
On the other hand, Ethereal Peak's long-term meal ticket also depreciated again and again, until one day the Fifth Elder found that this meal ticket was cheap, which made her, a perennial credit person, a little moved...... changed Wang Lu's place of rubbing rice to Ethereal Peak.
"Alas, I don't know if it's fish with chips, or chips with fish today, damn it, don't be a meat-filled lamb tripe, the concubine really can't eat it......"
Wang Lu secretly prayed in his heart that today's dishes would be a little more humane, but when he thought of the consistent style of the starry chef, he couldn't be optimistic. Especially when I think of the killing of a few perverted brothers from Xiaoyao Peak some time ago, the more heavy the taste, the more I can't put it down, what looks up at the starry sky, meat-filled lamb tripe, kidney pudding...... Eat so much! While eating, he applauded, and rolled on the floor with the joy of the starry sky chef, promising to make persistent efforts to present more traditional delicacies of the Xiyi Continent to everyone.
Damn, people in the Xiyi Continent eat for a living, right?
Just thinking about it, suddenly a small pebble flew and smashed on the top of his head, Wang Lu reacted quickly, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he held the pebble, and was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.
After looking around, I saw a familiar figure under a certain tree.
The man was dressed in a coarse cloth robe, dressed simply but could not hide his pretty figure, a smiling face was cute and lively, a little wild and uninhibited. When Wang Lu saw it, he immediately smiled, wiped his saliva, and walked quickly!
Braised pork, oh no, boss lady, I'm here!
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