"Wait." Tang Yulan stopped the ugly man from continuing to speak, he rubbed his temples and said, "I don't understand, can you tell me more details?" ”

The ugly man turned sideways, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, skillfully opened the photo album, pointed the mobile phone screen at Tang Yulan, and said, "Oh, this is the former me." ”

Tang Yulan fixed his eyes to see that the photo was taken in front of Big Ben in Great Britain, the photo was taken when a mixed-race man was holding two blonde girls, in which the man was wearing a simple British style dress, with thick black eyebrows, a stiff nose, thin lips, and a very bright sun when he smiled.

"Carrot Head, are you sure the handsome boy in this picture is you?" Tang Yulan looked at the ugly man again, and then said, "I'm curious, which old man turned you into such a crooked melon and cracked jujube like now?" ”

"Again, I'm Robert Lehman." The ugly man put away his mobile phone, sat on the sofa, and said slowly: "The food in our Lingjiang City is very famous in China, and I can be regarded as a standard foodie!" When I first arrived in Lingjiang City, I searched the streets and alleys, looking for delicious food on the tip of my tongue. But who knew that the water and soil were not adapted, and the stomach hurt so badly. I wanted to register in the hospital, but who knew that there were only 100 scalpers queuing up to register in the hospital, and an ordinary number was fried to four or five hundred, thousands of yuan.

Although I have money, I can't eat that stuffy loss!

Strange at the time, I didn't feel as much pain in my stomach as I had at the beginning, so I left the hospital, and after a long walk on the road, I ran into an old man who was setting up a stall. ”

Tang Yulan nodded and said with a smile: "Is it this old god stick who made you miserable?" ”

Robert Lehman gritted his teeth in hatred and exclaimed, "Yes, that's him." The elderly in China are really not to be underestimated, I used to think that only the old man on TV was powerful, but the old man in reality is not worse than them. ”

Tang Yulan lit a cigarette by himself, handed another one to Robert Lehman, and said lightly: "Well, let's get down to business." ”

Robert Lehman slowly puffed out two thick puffs of smoke from his nostrils, and then said, "It was the old man who stopped me, and he opened his mouth and said, 'Young man, you are sick!' He leaned forward and said with a solemn face, "I felt that this old man was very powerful, and I could see at a glance that I was sick, so I stopped to talk to him."

After talking for a while, I realized that I was the first customer he saw that day. The old man said that he had good eyesight, and could tell at a glance whether someone was sick or not, but no one believed him. ”

Tang Yulan paused and said, "Does that old man say that you are sick!" ”

"That's right!" Robert Lehman shrugged his shoulders and said, "Moreover, this old man asked me to rub the back of my hand, and he didn't prescribe medicine, let alone an intravenous drip, so my stomach didn't hurt, he was really powerful." ”

Tang Yulan thought to himself that only Robert Lehman, who was not very proficient in Chinese, could communicate with the old man, so he smiled and said: "Radish head, although your Chinese is good, but many times Chinese has deep meanings, for example, you are sick, your sister, lying groove, stupid 13, chrysanthemum, pit daddy, etc., these broad and profound cultures need you to understand slowly!" The old man didn't seem to communicate with people often, but fortunately he was old, otherwise he would have been beaten badly and he would have to blame himself for his bad luck. ”

"It's complicated." Robert Lehman nodded sympathetically and said, "In order to show respect for this old man and thank him for his healing, I invited him to the restaurant for a big meal, abalone and lobster as you like." As soon as a dish was served, I asked for the mobile phone number of the beautiful waitress. These beautiful women are all beautiful in their own way, each in their own beauty, every woman is like a book, and I am the best book reader. ”

"Stop!" Tang Yulan waved his hand, couldn't stand him so narcissistic, put on an old pedantic posture, and said: "Anyone who talks about pickling girls in front of Lao Tzu is playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and fiddling with an axe in front of Lu Ban!" ”

"Who is Luban?" Robert Lehman looked dazed.

Tang Yulan pursed his lips boringly and said, "Boy, even Shen Shuting is my horse, don't rush in front of Lao Tzu." ”

Robert Lehman's eyes lit up, his hands were folded, and he said excitedly: "Mr. Tang really lives up to his reputation, it seems that Zhu Gongzi asked me to come over this time, which is the right one." ”

Tang Yulan waved his hand and said, "Don't gossip, continue." ”

"Hmm." Robert Lehman collected his thoughts for a moment, and then said, "When the old man saw that I was young and dashing, and that I was accompanied by beautiful women, he was jealous in his heart. Just bet me that if I didn't have this pretty face, I would never be able to catch up with the girl. ”

Tang Yulan nodded and said, "It can be seen that your skills are very superficial, and you can only deceive those ignorant little girls with no connotation." ”

Robert Lehman was a little displeased, glared at Tang Yulan, and said, "You must have seen that photo, and you are also jealous of my appearance!" ”

"Fart!" Tang Yulan said coldly: "Wealth, fame and fortune are too much for you, not to mention that Lao Tzu has a temperament better than you." ”

Robert Lehman raised his head arrogantly, with a look of disdain, but when he thought of his current appearance, he sighed and said, "I won't quarrel with you now, anyway, the appearance of this thing, a discerning person will definitely be able to see it." After a pause, he continued: "The old man said that if I have no appearance, I will definitely not be able to catch up with the girl, and I am very annoyed. Moreover, this old guy is still very shameless, he belittled me, and even praised himself, saying that he is Hua Tuo alive, Yuanhua is reborn, and his medical skills are supernatural, and there is no past or present! I have never seen such a shameless person. ”

"You two are each other," Tang Yulan yawned, feeling that the other party's speech was very boring, and said boringly, "And then?" ”

Robert Lehman snorted heavily and said, "If he belittles me, of course I will belittle him." He just taught me to rub the acupuncture points and treat my stomach pain. I can invite him to eat and drink spicy food, seven or eight hundred dishes on a table, which is enough to thank him, why should he be angry. I'll just say that his medical skills are also half-stricken. It's just that he brags a lot, but he doesn't really know how to see a doctor.

Days had passed, but I remember that when I said this, the old man's face was very unhappy.

By the way, there were still a few prison fugitives hiding in the hotel that day, and the police chased them behind, and the police came to chase them, and there was a short shootout on the second floor, and I was so scared that I wanted to run away, and the old man grabbed me. He said that I didn't speak clearly, and he wouldn't let me go. Isn't this a nervous disorder, I couldn't get angry, so I punched him in the face and knocked him under the table. ”

Tang Yulan asked, "Then how did you become like this?" ”

"Don't worry." Robert Lehman looked left and right, went to the water dispenser and took a glass of water, drank it in a few sips, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said, "It's all my punch, but that's good, you don't have to worry about your image when you're ugly." He sat down and continued: "I hit the old man, and when I was about to turn away, my right leg suddenly went numb, and the whole leg seemed to be completely unconscious, and then I fell to the ground. ”

"It's a silver needle inserted into the acupuncture point on your thigh, right?" Tang Yulan said with a smile: "I know a lot about the acupuncture points of the human body, if you hurt your Sanyin Jiao acupoint, it is enough to paralyze your lower limbs." ”

"No, there are no silver needles." Robert Lehman shook his head, as if he was thinking hard, and after a few seconds of pause, he said weakly, "Until now, I don't know how he did it." When the police subdued the prisoner and left, I was also subdued by him, and even the waiters were scared away, and some people squatted under the tables and did not dare to come out, and there were only two of us on the right side of the hall. The old man crouched on the ground and looked at me, smiling evilly. He rubbed his face and said that as long as I complimented him on his medical skills, he would let me go. I asked the old man, since his medical skills are so powerful, he dares to be called Hua Tuo, he must be very famous, it is better to say his name. ”

Tang Yulan straightened his body and asked curiously, "Who is he?" ”

"Ancient times." Robert Lehman said: "This is a strange name, I remember it very clearly, and I have never heard of it before, let alone know that there is a great doctor named Gu Shibian." I didn't know his name, but the old man wasn't surprised at all, and he told me a story about Bian Que, which I still remember very clearly. ”

The next story I heard, Tang Yulan also read it from the book.

The three brothers Bian Que, the boss with the most powerful medical skills, are so powerful that ordinary people can be cured before they don't even know that they have the disease, so the reputation has not spread at all. When the second child was cured, when those diseases had just appeared, and the appearance was not too bad, so people thought that he would only treat some minor diseases, and his fame was not far away. As for Bian Que's treatment, when the patient was more strict, people could see him needle and bloodletting, medicine and dressing, so they thought that his medical skills were very superb, and people all over the country praised him.

Robert Lehman said indignantly: "As soon as I heard it, I knew it was fake, even if this old man was not famous, he even brazenly said that he had countless doctors." Do you really think that others are fools? ”

"You can't say that." Tang Yulan said: "If he really doesn't have any skills, how can he make you the way you are now?" ”

Hearing this, Robert Lehman directly wilted and sighed: "I don't know this, I laughed at him and was knocked unconscious by him." When I woke up, I was lying in a remote alley next to Longjiang Pedestrian Street, I checked my mobile phone, wallet and documents, in addition to the seven hundred yuan missing in my pocket, I also lost a watch worth tens of thousands of yuan. He scolded and hurriedly said, "No, he's so old, maybe he has several grandchildren." ”