Chapter 686: Mermaid Fight 2
These security guards are now inexplicably sad and indignant, and they must know that the big boss of Lu Dao and Manager Cao are still uncertain. Anyway, these two bosses are really good people, and it's hard to find such a good boss with a lantern now.
Everyone pulled their own nets, and suddenly a security guard shouted excitedly: "Catch it, catch it, there's a big guy in my net, Brother Qian, hurry up and help me pull the net." Damn, you dare to hurt the boss and Brother Cao, if I don't cut you, I won't be a master. After saying that, he vigorously pulled the fishing net in his hand.
With the help of Qian Fei, the eager anticipation of the ship's security guards, and the attention of many tourists on the shore and on the Rainbow Bridge, the fishing nets were finally pulled out of the water.
The moment he just came out of the water, what caught everyone's eyes was a ball of snow white, and the net was not a big fish, it was obviously a person rolled up, and the fat and snow-white big ass was just pouting outside.
"Brush the ......" as if someone had given an order, and all the women on the shore and on the Rainbow Bridge hurriedly covered their eyes with their hands, but some of them were still bold enough to show a few gaps in their fingers, admiring the rare beauty of snow whiteness.
"Yay...... Depend on! Qian Feifeng said two words incompatibly.
I didn't expect that this big fish was not caught, but Lao Cao was fished up, which made Qian Fei happy enough, but who knew that Lao Cao's pants had faded to his knees after being pulled in the water, so the first thing everyone saw was a big snow-white buttocks.
Although it was a little shocking, but fortunately, the people were fished up, and the people on the shore were stunned for a while and then all applauded happily. There are even those who are jumping and jumping in place excitedly, no one gloates at this moment, and everyone shows the brilliance of humanity.
Qian Fei and the two brothers dragged Lao Cao to the boat and then flattened the guy, at this time Lao Cao was like a dead pig, his whole body was soft and squishy, his ears and mouth kept bubbling out, and he only breathed weakly.
"Brother Qian, I think Brother Cao has to hurry up with artificial respiration, and then he has to be empty of water, or he will have to finish the fun. Look at that big belly. More than double the size of the usual. Xiao Liu said anxiously on the side.
Looking at Lao Cao's pale and somewhat blue lips, Qian Fei endured the feeling of vomiting and said to Xiao Liu: "Brother, why don't you come?" If you revive Brother Cao, it will be a life-saving grace, and Brother Cao will not be able to kill you in the future? ”
"Brother Qian. Just spare me. If you let me charge, brother don't say a word. Half of the tooth is broken, and I don't have a word. But I don't have a partner yet, and the first kiss is gone? You can't be so ruthless, can you? ”
"Damn, I'm fucking single! Alas. Forget it, let's stop fighting, hurry up and save people, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, my first kiss......"
After Qian Fei said this sentence with a crying voice, he began to perform artificial respiration on Lao Cao with great fear.
After a minute or two, Lao Cao slowly recovered and began to spit out water in large gulps, and then everyone put him on the side of the boat and began to empty the water head-down, and after a few more minutes, the guy finally gasped for breath.
was carried by Qian Fei on the boat board, although his eyes did not open, but Lao Cao slowly woke up.
At this time, he felt cold on his body, so he opened his eyes and looked at it, and found that several brothers were squatting around him looking at him with concern.
Pursing his lips, Lao Cao said a little hoarsely: "Little Qianzi, big fat, two bastards, why are you all down?" Whining...... I didn't expect our brothers to meet again in the underworld, fate! ”
"Damn, Brother Cao, can you say something normal? Who has met you in the underworld? My hairs stood on end when I heard it. Qian Fei rolled his eyes and retorted.
"What? This is not Hades? Then why do I feel cold? ”
Lao Cao was stunned for a moment, sat up suddenly, and looked at his lower body.
The next moment, Lao Cao let out a shocking shout: "Indecent...... Who took my pants off? Beasts, beasts, beasts...... Woohoo......"
Qian Fei and a few brothers glanced at each other and wanted to give themselves a few big mouths, what the hell just now the first aid man forgot to put Lao Cao's pants on, and they are still naked, you said that this matter was done.
After Lao Cao shouted, he quickly lifted his pants to his waist, and stood up after a hula, his face was not pale, but ruddy and a little scary, and he pointed at Qian Fei and said hatefully: "Hurry up and explain, what did you little bastards do to Lao Tzu just now?" Why is Lao Tzu bare-assed? ”
The brothers smiled bitterly, and Qian Fei explained weakly: "I said Brother Cao, you won't forget what happened just now, right?" ”
"What just happened? Oh, let me think about it......
Damn, I remembered, just now Lao Tzu was attacked by that water monster, and then I kept holding that guy's head in order to save my life and didn't let go, and I saw the two dogs when I was underwater, and I winked at him vigorously to let him save me, and then I didn't know what to do. ”
"Brother Cao, you are really a big hero, you dare to hold the water monster all the time and not let go, you are really a model for my generation.
That's right, you were attacked by the water monster just now, but then the water monster sent you to the water again, and our brothers fished you up with fishing nets, who knew that you had choked on the water and fainted, and your pants were also washed to your knees by the water.
You were almost out of breath at that time, so everyone rushed to give you artificial respiration to save you.
Tell me that the situation was so urgent, how could we have time to lift your pants. Later, when we saw that you came to our senses, we were happy and forgot about it.
Brother Cao, we are to blame for these things, your boss doesn't care about villains, don't be angry, huh? Qian Fei said with a grin.
Lao Cao's face flushed, feeling that he was saved by others, it seems that he was really wronged this time.
However, Lao Cao Ke couldn't pull his face to apologize, and said to his brothers: "Okay, okay, okay, I didn't mention it, I didn't mention it, in fact, I don't have anything, what's the shame of the big man showing his ass?" In fact, I'm just worried that you will see my majestic body and the pride of that man, and I am afraid that you will not be able to think about it for a while, and there will be no hope for life from now on. ”
Qian Fei glanced at Lao Cao in unison, and said in his heart that this guy is really good, or he can't be so shameless if he doesn't speak. Can he still be called a man's pride? It's not much bigger than broad beans, right?
But this is just a malicious thought in my heart, no one dares to say it, or Brother Cao will really work hard.
Since Zhou Dabiao, Huzi and others were still looking for Zhou Yu in the lake at this time, a few people didn't have time to say much, and after explaining the matter in three or two sentences, they turned their attention to the lake.
It had been several minutes since Zhou Yu disappeared, and although he had shown his head once in the middle, he only took a few breaths before plunging into the water again.
Now there are more and more people participating in the search and rescue of Zhou Yu, not only the security guards in the shallow water area have come over, but even the people who know how to swim on the shore have swam over to help find someone.
Everyone is anxious, especially Brother Zhou Dabiao, although he also knows that Zhou Yu's breath-holding kung fu under water is really good, but who can rest assured that he has not seen anyone for so long?
It is said that Zhou Yu is also tired enough at the bottom of the water at this time, although there is space to hide in it and pant for breath, but it is really not a human job to catch a big fish weighing one or two hundred pounds in the water, after all, people are the home field. If there is no space liquid to support it, I'm afraid I'm afraid I've already died three times at this time, right?
However, because he was afraid that everyone would doubt his ability, Zhou Yu had no choice but to let go of the big fish for the time being, and slowly swam up with bated breath.
When the people on the shore saw a person coming out, they finally relaxed and slapped their hands happily.
"Second, how are you? It's all right, is it? We're really anxious. As soon as Zhou Dabiao saw Zhou Yu showing his head, he quickly swam over and asked with concern.
"Ahem, big brother, I don't have anything to do, it's just a pity that I let the big fish run away." Zhou Yu pretended to cough a few times and explained to Zhou Dabiao.
"Hey, second child, people don't have anything to do, let's find a way to catch the big fish when they run away, are you tired? Hurry up and get on board and rest for a while. (To be continued......)