Seeing that Brother Ergou was in a good mood and seemed to be nagging and continuing to talk, Zhou Hu couldn't help it, and said almost pleadingly: "Brother, my brother, let's keep a low profile, okay?" Since Brother Sanpao and Brother Liu are two unkind and unrighteous people, let's not talk about them, and our ability to bear it is also limited! ”

When he saw that Brother Ergou seemed to be unimpressed by his words, Zhou Hu added another sentence at the end, "Be careful that you lose your hair!" ”

After listening to Zhou Hu's words, he looked at the complaining eyes of several people around him, especially Zhang Qiang seemed to be grinding his teeth, and Zhou Yu was a little hairy. In order to avoid causing public anger, Zhou Yu quickly changed the topic.

That's when everyone breathed a sigh of relief. If Zhou Yu continues to be nervous, these people really can't help it, but this guy is now covered with injuries, and it's not easy to start, it's difficult!

Everyone was chatting in the ward, and Lao Cao told everyone about yesterday's highlights again, and even won a few applause. It's just that this time this guy is extremely cheeky to increase his own role in this incident, and praise himself as if he was a god.

The Zhou Yu brothers and Liu Qingqing didn't expose him, seeing that this guy used both hands and feet, his expression was rich, his tone was subdued, and he really had an immersive feeling when telling the story, how could he feel better than Mr. Shan's storytelling?

Just when Lao Cao was dancing in the rain all over the house, two policemen came in at the door, said sorry and asked Zhou Yu: "You are Comrade Zhou Yu, I don't know if you have Comrade Cao Meng's phone number?" We have something to do with him. ”

Everyone was hairy at the time, could it be that Lao Cao did something again? So Zhou Yu didn't speak, thinking about what to do would be beneficial to Lao Cao.

But Lao Cao didn't think so. This guy came to the two policemen in a hurry, waved his hand, and said with a smile: "Comrade policeman, I am Cao Meng." You must have thanked me for my courage yesterday, right? In fact, I am just an ordinary person, and I just did what I should do. If you want to give me any good citizen award or righteous courage award, I don't think I need it. It's better to just give me three and a half thousand, so that we can all save trouble......"

Looking at this guy with a special head shape and a big mouth and a fork that keeps talking, the two policemen have a headache, who is this? I don't know why the two of them can be cheeky and ask for a reward when they find him? Do you want to face it?

Since they encountered such hob meat, the faces of the two policemen also sank, and they said to Cao Meng seriously: "Oh, it turns out that you are Comrade Cao Meng, that's the case." There is a case involving you, so you have to go back with us to help with the investigation? ”

Lao Cao's fat face turned white at that time, and he asked in a whisper: "Comrade policeman, are you sure that you are not here to reward me, but to ask me to go back to assist in the investigation?" Can't you make this joke? Little brother, I'm timid. ”

Seeing Lao Cao become like this, the two policemen despised him extremely in their hearts, but today they really had to take this guy to the city bureau to record a confession and then patiently educate him, after all, this guy's behavior last night was a bit out of line.

"I'm sorry, but we don't know when you'll be awarded the Good Citizen Award. The purpose of our two here today is to take you back to the police station. Oh yes, it's a summons. After a policeman finished speaking, he took out a summons from his pocket and showed it to Cao Meng.

After glancing at the summons order, Lao Cao's heart was broken, and he said to the people in the ward with tears in his eyes: "Comrades, see you again." The law is going to punish me.

That uncle, if I can't get out, my parents will entrust it to you, but you must have a better conscience and be kind to my parents. Don't forget to get some broth for my parents to soak in rice when your whole family eats meat, so that they can also get some meat.

Two Zhou brothers. Our brothers are about to say goodbye forever, if I really can't get out. You must go to see me often in the future, remember to bring good cigarettes and wine when you go, brother and I will take this sip. By the way, the most important thing is to bring a few pig's trotters, without pig's trotters, my life will feel gray. ”

Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu nodded vigorously with tears in their eyes, and Liu Qingqing was already crying at this time.

Guo Yunliang is now full of black lines, and he can't wait to strangle this superb nephew, but out of concern for his nephew, he can't help but ask loudly: "Mengzi, what are you talking about all this nonsense?" Now tell your uncle whether you have broken the law or not? If you don't break the law, you're afraid of hair? ”

Cao Meng immediately stopped his tears when he heard this, his eyes turned a few times quickly, and then he said uncertainly: "Uncle, last time Widow Zhang came to my store to buy seeds, I told her a little yellow joke and sang all over Shaolin Eighteen Touches, and the old lady ran away with a red face, by the way, I still have five yuan to find her." I don't know if this is a crime? ”

"Holy!"

The people in the inner room, including the two policemen, secretly raised their middle fingers to Cao Meng. The two policemen made up their minds even more, and what was supposed to be a half-day ideological education now had to be suggested to the instructor to be changed to 10 days.

At this time, everyone estimated that Lao Cao should be fine, and he should go to the police station for yesterday's business. As soon as this mood relaxed, Zhou Hu's mouth couldn't stop the door, and this guy asked undeadly: "Lao Cao, I only know that there are eighteen bronze people in Shaolin, but I haven't heard of eighteen touches?" Why don't you give us a couple of sentences? It's better to let the two police comrades help you determine whether you have broken the law. ”

"Okay, in fact, I think this little song is quite flavorful, you guys listen to it."

So this guy coughed a few times, and despite the police and girls around him, he just let go of his voice and sang.

"One touch your little hands, two touch your waist, three touch your ass, the girl is so coquettish......"

To say that Lao Cao's singing skills are indeed extraordinary, a country slang tune was sung by him in three or four singing tones, and this guy was originally a male duck voice, but he also squeezed his voice thinly, and with that honorable and vivid expression, how obscene and obscene it was.

The two policemen really can't listen to it anymore, are they coming to summon people or watching sketches? So when Lao Cao sang to the eleventh touch, he stopped him.

The two policemen wanted to take Cao Meng out, but Lao Cao tightly held the door frame and didn't let go, and the big tears fell down one by one, and this guy also sang with a handful of snot and tears: "Holding the nest head in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish...... I lost my freedom without my loved ones, and my tears turned into bitter water......"

Oops, this song is sung sadly, desolate, and tear-jerking, and everyone is uncomfortable in their hearts.

At this time, the patients and family members in the other wards were attracted by Cao Meng's bleak singing, and there was a big circle inside and out, and there were even more good people pointing at the two policemen, muttering in a low voice that it might be an unjust, false and wrongful case again, or that fat man could be like this? .

The two policemen were almost angry at this time, since the two came to the hospital, they first saw the cheekiness of this guy, and then listened to a lewd little song for free, and finally came to a fucking piece of "Tears in the Iron Window", so that now they are being watched.

Damn, the two of them were just ordered to take this kid back to receive ideological education, as for all this thing? Why is this fat guy so fucked up?

One of the two policemen rubbed his temples and said to Lao Cao: "Mr. Cao, we just asked you to record a confession about yesterday's incident in the past, and your behavior yesterday was also inappropriate, so we also plan to strengthen your ideological education, at most delay you for half a day, do you think you can use this?" ”

After listening to the words of the two policemen, Zhou Yu and the others covered their faces with their hands all of a sudden, it was too embarrassing!

Lao Cao reacted the fastest, this guy immediately let go of his hand from the door frame, and the tears stopped flowing, and his small eyes stared at the two policemen for a long time, and he saw that the two policemen's backs were cold.

After looking at it for a while, Lao Cao asked a little puzzled: "I said two police comrades, what are you doing standing stupidly?" Why don't you hurry up? I'll have to come back sooner to take care of my brother. You guys really don't love your job at all, be careful that I complain about you? ”

After finishing speaking, this guy walked out with his head held high, as if he was not going to the police station but to the award ceremony. (To be continued......)