Chapter Seventy-Three: A Scary Incident

At this time, it is the end of the fourth month of the lunar calendar, and the sky is as if it has been soaked in black ink, but fortunately, the air here is fresh, and the vast stars in the sky seem to be much brighter than other places, and they are blinking their eyes to bring a little light to the people walking in the dark.

A family of three walked on the village road by the starlight, and from time to time you could see people from each family sitting at the gate of the courtyard to rest and chat, everyone greeted each other warmly, and a group of aunts and aunts had to pull Wang Guilan to sit down and chat, but because there were still important things to do, Wang Guilan still refused with a smile.

The family of three was walking forward, and Leng Buding heard a voice in front of him, "Taigong, Dad, you must not sell me when you get to the second uncle's house later, the second dog brother also specially explained not to let me say it, he said that he would talk about it when he came to our house tonight, and wanted to surprise you." What do you say we should go to the second uncle's house now? Ah, let's just say that you already know that Rhodiola can be sold for money? Brother Ergou can still let me go after hearing this? I mean, you have to think about me, right? You know, I am Yu Zecheng who is lurking next to Brother Ergou, this whistleblower has to be closely protected, isn't it? ”

"Three donkeys, I see that your kid has grown up lately, you just told us that Rhodiola can be sold for money, but no matter how much the prince asks you, you refuse to explain how much it can be sold. Still surprised? Surprise fart! Your dad and I are still hanging in the air at this moment, you little rabbit cub is waiting for me, I'm not in the mood to clean you up today, you wait for me to figure this out and see how I clean you up. ”

Zhou Dingguo's family looked at each other at this time, wasn't it Taigong and the three donkeys who were talking on the other side? Zhou Yu hated it so much at this time that the roots of his teeth itched, and he couldn't wait to bite a few bites on Zhou Hu to relieve his anger.

Who do you think this is? When I went back to the village, I told me to say it, but this big mouth still didn't control himself, if the fuck was fighting the little devil, the three donkeys would be a traitor.

Zhou Dingguo wanted to say hello from afar, but was stopped by his son, seeing his son's naughty appearance, how could he not know what his son thought? Don't you just want to play a prank and scare the three donkeys?

But at this time, Zhou Dingguo was also childlike, and he actually agreed with his son's idea, Wang Guilan next to him smiled helplessly, how can these two men be like children?

At this moment, a voice came from the front again, "Three donkeys, I think your father-in-law's words are very right, do you kid still have something to hide from us?" Tell me where you got the thousand dollars in your trouser pocket? Hmph, if it weren't for your mom wanting to wash your clothes, we wouldn't know that your kid still had a huge amount of money in his pocket! ”

"Oh, I said Dad, just spare me, didn't I explain this problem? That's really what Brother Ergou gave me. ”

"Why did he give you so much money? Is there something bad that you two little bastards have done, the second dog, that kid is afraid that you will leak the hush money to you? ”

Originally, Zhou Yu was listening to it on the other side, but when he heard the third uncle's words, he didn't breathe and was suffocated, "The third uncle's association is too rich, right?" Also hush money? I still want to kill people! ”

"Dad, you're confused with me, what's hush money? I dare to assure Chairman Mao that our brothers went to the county seat today to seek benefits for the village, and this thousand yuan is the hard money that Brother Ergou gave me, but because I said the wrong thing, this thousand yuan was changed to employment fee, and I have to help Brother Ergou go to Pheasant Ridge to help him plant Rhodiola Rosea in the next two days. ”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Hu may feel a little wronged, and then said: "Taigong, parents, I told you that Brother Ergou is simply eating people's food and not, originally said that this thousand yuan was used to buy clothes for me, but who knows that I just made a few words by mistake and it became my salary for two days' work, what do you call it?" ”

"Three donkeys, your second dog brother is really not authentic to do this, or you give a thousand yuan to Dad, and Dad will work for him for two days, not to mention two days, even ten days and eight days."

"Hehe, Dad, without you like you, why are you still competing for jobs with your son?"

Zhou Dingguo's family of three had a hard stomach after listening to the conversation between the two men in front of them, and the two of them were too interesting.

Seeing that Zhou Hu was also approaching, Zhou Yu asked his parents to wait here, and he ran to hide under a big tree not far ahead.

Taigong and his entourage walked like this, and after a while, they arrived in front of the big tree where Zhou Yu was hiding. Zhou Hu, who was in the lead, was thinking about how to deal with the second dog brother when he arrived at the second master's house later, and he heard a few ghost screams from behind the big tree next to him. "Three~~donkey~~son~~~, I~~come~~find~~you~~come~~~~~"

Zhou Hu felt that his back was cold, his scalp was "crispy" as if it was about to explode, he yelled "ghost", and then turned his head to run back, but after looking at the three elders behind him, this kid came back again, quickly picked up a big stone from the ground, and shouted at the big tree with a trembling body: "I'm a god!" Is it a human or a ghost? Hurry up and give Lao Tzu out, if Lao Tzu doesn't give you eighteen looks, Lao Tzu will be surnamed Zhou. ”

Secretly seeing from behind the big tree that although Zhou Hu was speaking very hard, his legs were trembling all the time, Zhou Yu felt unusually happy, and when he wanted to make persistent efforts and let out two more ghost screams, he suddenly got two feet on his buttocks.

"What the hell!" After a scream, Zhou Yu covered his buttocks and rushed out from behind the big tree in a panic, sadly Zhou Hu was trembling in front of him at this time, this coldly saw a shadow coming out from behind the big tree, and mustered up all the strength of his body to lift the big stone and was about to smash it, but how could this ghost look so much like Brother Ergou? Just in the middle of this thought, the ghost shadow and Zhou Hu had a close contact, and they both rolled to the ground.

Taigong and Zhou Dingbang walked out from behind the big tree with a bad face, and the old lady said loudly as he walked: "Second dog, you rabbit cub, your ghost screams just now gave the old man a layer of goosebumps, you bastard, what do you say you can't learn but you learn ghost calls?" Don't you know that Lu Dao Taigong is a professional ghost killer? Aren't you looking for your own death when you play this set with the two of you? ”

At this time, Zhou Dingguo and his wife also came to the front, and saw Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu still lying on the ground, Zhou Yu felt that the matter was exposed, and he was afraid that everyone would not dare to get up, and Zhou Hu was a little weak because the matter was leaked by himself, and he didn't want to get up, so the two brothers lay up comfortably on the ground.

Seeing that the little brothers were lying on the ground and refused to get up, Zhou Dingbang didn't speak, he came directly to the big tree and broke a big branch and came to the two of them unhurriedly.

Dusting off the dirt on his body, Zhou Hu cried and said: "Brother Ergou, let's not bring this, you pretend to be a ghost at night to scare your brother to death, my heart is scared to the throat, and I almost fly out." ”

Zhou Yu said with a crying face: "Three donkeys, brother asks you a question, what do you think is the most terrifying?" ”

"Of course it's a big night and I'm scared by someone pretending to be a ghost!" Zhou Hu replied through gritted teeth.

"So what's scarier than this?"

"I don't know what to do!"

"That brother told you, the person who pretended to be a ghost was scared by a ghost. To tell you the truth, my brother's heart is still sudden. After speaking, he glanced at the prince and the third uncle a few times.

Seeing that the two guys were talking funny, Wang Guilan and the third aunt giggled, and the grandfather and grandfather also laughed.

Since they met halfway, everyone walked towards Zhou Dingbang's house together.

The two little brothers walked in front and complained to each other, one said that the other party was a traitor and a big traitor, and the other complained that the other party should not pretend to be a ghost and scary at night, and in turn he deserved to be scared.

Taigong and Zhou Dingguo walked behind the most, and the old lady said to Zhou Dingguo with a calm face: "Dingguo, you are not too young, why are you still like the second dog, let this kid come out in the middle of the night to be scary?" ”

Zhou Dingguo hurriedly explained: "Master, I thought that the second dog just wanted to make a joke with the third donkey, who would have thought that this kid would pretend to be a ghost and scare people?" If you want to know Lu Dao, I don't dare to let him do this? ”

The old lady nodded, "Don't take it as an example." ”

After speaking, he walked straight forward, muttering as he walked: "Damn, I'm scared to death Lao Tzu, although Lao Tzu specializes in fighting devils, but I can't help but be scared at such an old age!" ”

Zhou Dingguo's brothers looked at each other for a few seconds, and then they squatted on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, lowered their voices and laughed.