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Niu Er lay on Yun Wei's body, and the elastic pair of peaks made him feel cool for a while, and the cool was crooked. However, this cool crooked can be bad, and suddenly woke up the little brother, and he wanted to raise his head to see what was going on. Cha! It's really not going anywhere for you!
Yun Wei didn't doubt whether Niu Er was really drunk, although Niu Er bumped into herself, she still held up one of Niu Er's arms and wanted to put Niu Er up. Unexpectedly, Niu Er's body suddenly twisted, and he actually put a big face on his face. This mouth full of wine is really smoking to death! Yun Wei hurriedly stretched out a hand to push Niu Er's face away.
Holding Niu Er took two steps forward, and suddenly felt that something was blocking his legs, and he would block it when he took one step. What the? Yun Wei looked down, Teng! There was a sudden fever on his face, and he saw that Niu Er's big tent was erected at some point. It was just on the outside of the thigh. Looking up again, I saw Ling Wei supporting her brother, although her brother was swaying, he didn't look like he was falling on top of him. If you drink too much, will Niu Er get drunk like this? Can you still lift that thing when you're drunk? Hum! You're a big **!
Yun Wei suddenly let go of her hand and dodged backwards. Smack! Threw Niu Er to the ground.
"Uh......!" Niu Er was proud, stinky, and depressing, and was suddenly thrown to the ground by Yun Wei, and he couldn't help screaming, but he gritted his teeth and screamed. It didn't hurt to fall, but it was uncomfortable to poke it. Now I know that no matter how powerful the small steel cannon is, it will not work with the hard poke of the cement floor! Although his reaction was already very fast, he didn't calculate that his little steel cannon was too advanced. Alas! O woman! Woe to the waters!
"Yunwei! How did you? Ling Wei saw that Yun Wei suddenly threw Niu Er to the ground, and asked puzzledly.
He ...... Hooligan ......" Yun Wei blushed and pursed her lips.
"Huh?" Ling Wei didn't understand what was going on, and turned her head to look at Niu Er who had fallen to the ground. I saw Niu Er slowly turning over, covering his crotch with one hand, and pointing at Yun Wei with the other, but he didn't say a word for a long time.
"Oh!" Ling Wei somewhat understood. This big ** bullied Yun Wei again. Hum! Ling Wei didn't say a word, and kicked Niu Er. Then, with Yunwei, the two of them left with the Muay Thai king.
At the door, a waitress who was in good condition in all aspects heard the voice, and immediately looked inside through the crack in the door, looking at everything inside, and couldn't help grinning, how could these two little black girls be like this? It was okay just now, no matter how you say it, you can turn your face. Why do people kick people twice after they drink too much?
Seeing Ling Wei and Yun Wei helping the Muay Thai King out, the waiter hurriedly hid to the side. When Ling Wei and the others walked away, the waiter looked at Niu Er, who was still lying on the ground, and reached out to take out his mobile phone.
"Hey! Heads! Niu Er drank too much! I was kicked twice by two black charcoal-like women, what should I do? ”
"Did he drink too much? He won't drink too much when the hotel runs out of wine! Don't worry about him, this kid must want to pick up girls again. Put away your stuff and follow the Muay Thai King and the three of them! Be careful not to be caught by them! Chen Hao's voice came from the other end of the phone.
Niu Er lay on the ground and glanced at the door, and found that she was always guarding the door, it turned out that she had a purpose! Listening to the tone of the person on the phone should be Chen Hao! Hum! Why is this guy so secretive? However, with my hearing now, I want to hide from myself, hum!
The waiter put down the phone, stepped into the room, came to the dining table, reached out and touched under a fruit bowl, found something like a button, and quickly put it away. Then he pretended to clean up the empty plates.
The waiter turned around to leave, and suddenly looked back at Niu Er who fell to the ground, and asked suspiciously, "Are you really fine?" ”
"How...... Why is there no trouble? I...... I'm all stabbed! Niu Er said with a grin.
"Stabbed? Where's the injury? Do you want to take you to the hospital? ”
"This ...... That's it! Niu Er pointed to the crotch of his pants and said.
"It? It...... Can it also stab? The waitress beauty's heart suddenly moved, and when she listened, it seemed that the two black girls had said something big...... Rogue...... Something like that, hehe! Let's see if it's really that exaggerated!
"I ...... I'll help you see if the injury is serious! So, he gently stretched out his delicate hand and touched Niu Er's crotch a few times.
"Wow! Boy! It's really a stallion! The waiter opened his mouth wide, he had never seen such a spectacular guy.
"Nope! It's a breed of cattle! ”
"Hmmm! It's a breed of cattle! Then you can be your breeding cow! "The waitress beauty stood up and left.
"Hey! Don't go! Didn't you say that my injuries were serious? ”
"It's okay! That broken thing has no bones and no tendons, that is, it can't break bones and can't hurt tendons! At most, it's a capillary rupture, cavernous necrosis or something! However, your thing is bigger than others if you don't lift it, and it is longer than others if you don't lift it! So it doesn't affect you to continue to be your breeding cow! ”
"The mothers have all run away, who am I going to breed cattle with?"
"Huh?? …… Look at you don't seem to want to get up, that ground ...... Can you wipe out the electricity? ”
"Rub!" Niu Er jumped up from the ground.
"Rub!" The beautiful waitress escaped from the room.
The Muay Thai king's room and Niu Er's room are next to each other, in order to let Niu Er be able to teach himself kung fu every day, the Muay Thai king insisted on booking a room for Niu Er and not letting him leave him. Ling Wei and Yun Wei's room was opposite, and the two of them lived together.
Sent my brother back to his room and let him rest. Ling Wei and Yun Wei came out and wanted to go back to their rooms. Suddenly, Niu Ermao walked over with his waist bent, covering his crotch, and baring his teeth.
"Hmmm......! This kid can't really hurt that Dongdong, right!? Ling Wei and Yun Wei were shocked, if they really broke that thing............! Two people don't dare to think about it!
Niu Er ignored the two of them, walked past and went directly into his room, maybe it was too painful, and he didn't close the door.
Ling Wei and Yun Wei suddenly glanced at each other, and they all came to the door of Niu Er's room and looked inside through the crack in the door.
Niu Er's ears moved slightly, and he snickered secretly, and the two black girls were fooled. Called the bathroom and went straight in. After a while, Niu Er came out in big pants. Obviously, although the pants are big, it is difficult to completely cover the little brother, I wipe it! How long is the little brother sticking out? However, it was all wrapped in gauze, and it was as thick as a small arm!
"Ah......h Oh my little brother! You're swollen like this, woo...... What can I do? I still have a dozen wives waiting for me! Whining......! Niu Er howled and climbed onto the bed. Get a blanket to cover your body, and go to sleep crying!
Ling Wei and Yun Wei are really stupid, can that thing be as swollen as an arm? That...... Can it be recovered? Is it directly a god or is it abolished after the swelling is reduced?
"Niu Er! I really didn't mean to do that! Yun Wei almost stopped crying. I'm in trouble!
"Yunwei! Don't worry! Don't we have medicine? Medicine for bruises! A wipe might be fine! When Ling Wei saw that Yun Wei was about to cry, she hurriedly came up with an idea.
"Hmmm! I'm going to get it! Yun Wei hurriedly got up and ran back to her room.
After a while, Yun Wei ran out again, holding a bottle of potion in her hand. This is a must-have medicine for those who practice martial arts, what bruises, bruises, red and swollen, rub it, rub it, and it will be good in less than a day. However, the potion came, and both of them were stupid! Who's going to help Niu Er rub the medicine?