Chapter 793: I've never seen anything so stupid
James saw that after Yan Xiaokai "touched" it, he stopped there, and there was no movement, and he couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "It's over?" ”
Yan Xiaokai stood with his hands in his hands, and said in a very grandmaster style: "It's over!" ”
"That's it?" James said confusedly, wanting to go up and touch the sack.
"Don't move!" Yan Xiaokai snorted coldly and shouted at him, "Stand back!" ”
James was startled and hurriedly took two steps back, because at this time, he already felt that something was wrong, and the sack that was originally still trembled slightly.
At first, he thought he was dazzled, but when he rubbed his eyes and looked closely, he found that he was not dazzled, and the sack of sack, which had not moved at all before, was really trembling, and the more he trembled, the more he trembled, as if an earthquake was happening, and the magnitude was constantly increasing.
"Get down!" Yan Xiaokai suddenly shouted again, pushed him away with a palm, and threw himself down to the other side.
It's too late, it's too soon!
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, the sack that was trembling violently exploded like a bomb, falling apart and scattering the dust.
Although Yan Xiaokai and James avoided quickly and were not shot by the flying sand, they were also covered by the scattered sand.
When Yan Xiaokai got up from the ground and shook off the sand on his body, he saw James lying there motionless, and he was slightly shocked, this foreign devil looks strong, but in fact he is vulnerable, shouldn't he be injured again at this time?
"Mr. James, Mr. James, how are you? It's all right, is it? ”
In Yan Xiaokai's continuous calls, James finally raised his head for a while, spit out the sand in his mouth, looked at the sack with only some rags hanging there in a daze, and muttered, "Mr. Yan, just now, what happened just now?" ”
Yan Xiaokai pulled him up from the ground and said lightly: "Nothing happened, it's just that I burst the sack!" ”
"Exploded?" James was dumbfounded when he heard this, although he had already suspected that this was the case just now, but when he heard Yan Xiaokai say this, he was still a little incredulous, "Mr. Yan, how did you do it?" ”
Yan Xiaokai wanted to tell him that it was caused by internal strength, but this foreign devil may not know what internal strength is, and it was very difficult to explain to him, so he simply said: "This is Zenis Kung Fu!" ”
James's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said excitedly: "Mr. Yan...... No, Master, Master, is this the kind of kung fu you want to teach me? ”
It's beautiful to think about, and it's not an ordinary daring to think!
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "Mr. James, don't call me Master, it's not this kung fu that I'm going to teach you." ”
James was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Master, are you still angry at my rudeness at the beginning, in fact, I am not so arrogant, I just ...... Well, when I saw President Xia, I was so excited that I forgot the most numb etiquette! ”
This reason is quite magnificent.
Yan Xiaokai said noncommittally.
James said: "Master, if this is the reason, I am here to solemnly apologize to you, in order to express my apology, except for your crabs, I have also collected all your other aquatic products, and the price must be higher than others." ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "Mr. James......"
James hurriedly interrupted him and said, "Master, don't call me sir, please call me James, please, I really can't afford to call me like this." ”
Yan Xiaokai saw that he was so pitiful, so he had to change his words and said, "James, my family has no other aquatic products except crabs. ”
James thought for a while and said, "It doesn't have to be aquatic, I also harvest other local products, such as mushrooms, fungus, yams, etc." ”
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Aren't you a great aquatic product?" Why did you start making souvenirs again? ”
James sneered, "I didn't do it, but I can take it and give it to someone else." But if you have enough of them, I can consider making them myself. ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I'm sorry, there are only crabs in my house except crabs, and I haven't done anything else for the time being." ”
James said anxiously: "Master, I am really sincere to learn this Zenis kung fu from you, can you please teach me?" ”
I know that you are very sincere, but you are a foreigner, and the most important problem is that there is a problem that human power cannot return to heaven, you are a man, if you are a woman, although the race is different, but it is barely negotiable, but now, ...... Except for sorry, I really don't know what to say to you!
This is Yan Xiaokai's heart, but after thinking about it, he still decided that he couldn't say this, what if this martial idiot went to learn Du Ziqiang in order to learn this kung fu? So he changed his words and said, "James, this matter has nothing to do with sincerity. It has a lot of demanding requirements. ”
James hurriedly said: "What is the request, Master, you just say, no matter how difficult it is, I will go to engrave it." ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head and said, "There are some requirements that you can't engrave. ”
James asked anxiously, "For example?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "If I want to learn this kung fu well, I must practice it from a young age, like me, I started practicing martial arts at the age of three." ”
James was stunned, and then said with difficulty: "No, Master, I don't need to be as powerful as you, I only need to have one-tenth of yours, or one percent, so that I can always learn, right?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "If your requirements are so low, it's not impossible to learn!" ”
James was so excited that he couldn't wait, "Really? That's great, Master, you teach me, teach me now! ”
Yan Xiaokai put on a posture of practicing qi and breathing, but before he was about to start teaching, he asked inadvertently: "By the way, are you still a virgin?" ”
"Me?" James said with some embarrassment: "Of course not, I'm fourteen years old...... Not anymore anyway! ”
When Yan Xiaokai heard this, he immediately retracted his momentum, shook his head and said, "Since you are not a virgin, then you can't practice this kung fu." ”
James asked disappointed and confused: "Can't you practice if you're not a virgin?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said categorically: "Can't! ”
James asked weakly, "What if you have to practice?" ”
Yan Xiao opened a stall and said: "If you must practice, you will go crazy at any time, your muscles and veins will be broken, half of your body will be lost, and if you don't do it well, you can go crazy, and even become a vegetative person!" ”
James exclaimed, "So serious? ”
Yan Xiaokai said very irresponsibly: "Otherwise, what do you think? ”
James was completely disappointed at this time, and said complainingly: "Master, since you can't teach me this kung fu, why are you showing me it?" ”
The subtext of these words is undoubtedly to say: Aren't you stinking and showing?
Yan Xiaokai said solemnly: "I'll show you, I just want to tell you that there are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, and this world is not as simple as you think." ”
James: "......"
After a pause, Yan Xiaokai said again: "James, although I can't teach you to practice the martial arts just now, I can teach you to practice something else!" ”
James said, "Is it also powerful?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Whether it's powerful or not, it depends on who you're up against?" ”
James nodded thoughtfully, "Okay, Master, you teach me!" ”
Yan Xiaokai led him to another intact sack of sandbags, and he didn't gather his luck, but according to his own strength, he punched the sack and sandbags.
"Huh!" With a soft sound, his fist went straight into the sack, breaking a hole in the sack, and when he pulled his hand out, the sand spilled out of the hole.
James was stunned again, and muttered, "This, what kind of kung fu is this?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "This is also Cainisi Kung Fu, but it is not as powerful as I was just now." ”
James said, "Huh? ”
Seeing his stunned appearance, Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to explain, "The one just now is called internal strength, and now this one is called hard work......"
James hurriedly asked, "Master, stop, stop, what is called internal strength, and what is called hard work?" ”
Yan Xiaokai scratched his head when asked, because it was really too long to talk about it in detail, "Well, you don't have to worry about this, you just need to know the Tao, you can't learn that internal skill, you can learn this hard skill, although it is not so easy to learn it well." ”
James patted his chest and said, "Master, teach me, I promise to learn well." ”
Yan Xiaokai taught him all the essentials and tricks of this hard skill.
However, it is a pity that although James has a fanatical attitude towards martial arts, his talent for martial arts is not flattering.
Yan Xiaokai said it carefully several times, practiced it several times, and James tried several times, but he still didn't know the point.
After getting the worst, Yan Xiaokai was depressed, and really wanted to knock him twice on his elbow, and reprimanded: The son is really unteachable!
At this time, Yumei came, and saw two big men standing there with frowning eyes and staring at each other, and came forward to ask suspiciously.
James told the matter again, and punched the sack of sandbags according to the oral duel taught by Yan Xiaokai, and the sacks of sandbags immediately swayed violently.
Yumi thought for a moment and said, "Let me try it!" ”
James asked suspiciously, "You?" ”
Yuyu nodded, took a deep breath, and punched the sack with all his might.
"Bang!" There was a muffled sound, and the sack and sandbag didn't move, but there was a clear fist mark on it, although there was no crack, it could be seen that the effort was not ordinarily deep.
James stepped forward and touched it, and said in amazement, "Oh my God, how did you do that?" ”
Yuyou pointed at him and said, "It's just according to the method you just said!" ”
James said depressedly and admiredly: "You are too powerful! I can see it at a glance, but I haven't learned it after practicing it for so long. ”
Yumei had an innocent expression on her face, "Is this difficult?" ”
James: "......"
Yan Xiaokai took up his beautiful hand and pointed to the sack of sandbags to James, "I'm tired, you can practice by yourself, when will you know, when will you come to me again." ”
James opened his mouth, but in the end he just nodded in resignation, and then wheeled his fists and continued to practice.
Yan Xiaokai pulled Yuyou into the room, and then went straight to his room......