Zhou Yu wanted to cry at this time, but he didn't expect that he would be made impotent by his uncle just by asking Immortal Cao. And this dead-eyed uncle has to control himself, I'll rely on it! I'm alone now, and I don't even have a chance to control myself.

Glaring at his uncle fiercely, Zhou Yu said angrily: "Uncle, can you have a healthy head?" Could it be that as long as people are looking for immortal grass, they are all impotence? ”

Wang Zhijiang said confidently: "Yes, of course, there are also donkeys, horses, cattle and sheep. ”

"Uncle, do you have a faster kitchen knife at home?"

"Yes, but what do you want a kitchen knife for?"

"I want to die, I want to die! If you were my own uncle, find a sharp kitchen knife and scratch it around my neck, so that I would not be in pain. ”

"Xiaoyu, you must not think about it, besides, impotence is not a big deal, eating a few more trees should be able to regulate." Wang Zhijiang was so frightened that his white hair and sweat came out, and his voice trembled and dissuaded.

If Zhou Yu asked for a kitchen knife just now, it was just a joke, but after his uncle took a bite of impotence, Zhou Yu really didn't want to live.

But I still have to continue to ask, so I said with a sad face: "Uncle, I'm in good health, there's nothing wrong with me, I just heard that the old grass is very valuable, so I want to ask you?" Why was my body still disabled when I came to you? ”

"Xiaoyu, what you said is true? There's really nothing wrong with you? ”

Wang Zhijiang asked again tremblingly. I was relieved after receiving an affirmative reply from my nephew. The nephew is the only seedling in the family, if there is something wrong with that, do the adults of the two families still want to live? It is said that the elders of the two families still hope that this kid will spread out, and the children and grandchildren will be endless.

Although he put his heart down, but when he thought of this incident and scared himself into white sweat just now, Wang Zhijiang was angry, took off his shoes and flew towards Zhou Yu, and muttered while beating: "I'll kill you little deflated calf, so that you don't have anything to do to scare Lao Tzu......"

Zhou Yu felt that he was possessed by a declining god today, and he had just been impotent by others, not to mention, and now he has suffered a few flying shoes, not to mention the depression. But who let the old man disrespect his uncle? There is no choice but to stand up and die and be heroic.

It wasn't until Wang Zhijiang was comfortable that he let go of this sad nephew, and continued to hum Sha Jiabang and went back to the house to sleep, leaving only Zhou Yu who was sad alone until dawn in the courtyard.

No matter whether a person's mood is comfortable or depressed, it can't affect the earth that rolls and rotates. No, it's just a blink of an eye, and it's the next day.

The sky was slightly bright, and another dark night ushered in the dawn, the birds that had been silent all night were chirping in the branches, and the mountains were once again immersed in the fragrance of the birds and flowers of the past.

Yesterday I was tired all afternoon, and I was extremely depressed by my uncle at night, Zhou Yu slept so late that he didn't get up at dawn, and he was dreaming about counting the banknotes, just when he was counting more than 900,000 and about to 1 million, his uncle's magnetic loud voice woke him up.

Opening his hazy eyes, the corners of his mouth were still drooling, Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and looked at his smiling uncle with resentment.

"That's a million from more than 30,000, uncle! I'm about to become a millionaire, and your loud voice made my hopes dash in an instant, and you scared me, you waited for me, and I went to my grandfather and aunt and said that you scared me. ”

Seeing that his nephew's dog sex came up again, and what kind of millionaire he was, Wang Zhijiang was really a little confused, but when he heard that this kid was going to sue, he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Oops? You little bastard, you turn your face and don't recognize people, your uncle is kind enough to call you, and you will go out to catch the forest frog later, will you still go? If you don't go, you'll get it, but you still want to sue and accuse your uncle, you make my heart ache so much. Xiao Yu, you are nakedly retaliating! And what else did you just say 'millionaire'? I think you're dreaming about autumn, right? ”

Zhou Yu pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Wang Zhishu, you also need character to dream, have you ever dreamed of such a large amount of one million?" ”

Wang Zhijiang clicked his mouth and thought for a moment, "Damn, this little rabbit cub is really dreaming, but fortunately he wasn't frightened." ”

But after thinking about it carefully, don't say that you really haven't dreamed of picking up a lot of money in your life, at most you will pick up thirty or fifty.

Thinking of this, I can't help but admire this superb nephew, "Good boy, even if you pick up more money in your dreams than others." ”

"Uncle, as long as you promise me something, you scare me, and you wronged me last night, we will be private, don't you think?"

"Yes, I have to be blackmailed again."

Wang Zhijiang was very helpless and aggrieved. This bastard boy has used this trick from childhood to adulthood, and forced himself to agree to a lot of "humiliating" conditions, such as catching a squirrel to play, making a stupid roe deer to ride, in short, there are all kinds of things, too many to mention. But thinking about the inhuman arrangement of his father and wife, Wang Zhijiang nodded again "humiliatingly".

"Xiaoyu, just one condition, but you kid don't go too far, you haven't come back the first few days, your father went to the mountains to visit your grandfather, saying that you don't go home when you come back, and I want to teach you a good lesson when you come back." Uncle avenged you from the perspective of justice at that time, and it took a lot of effort to persuade your father, or you would have to clean up when you came back this time. You see, my uncle is on the same front as you. ”

Looking at his uncle's scornful face, Zhou Yu couldn't help but smile,

"Okay, Wang Zhishu, will you persuade my father? Although everyone knows that you will pinch him as soon as you meet, I also know that you will always be on the same page on one issue, that is, when you teach me, you two must raise your hands in favor. If I'm not mistaken, you didn't persuade him that time, but voted for it, right?

Originally, I came back this time to help the two of you and improve your family status, but who knew that you were plotting to clean me up behind your back, it seems that your thinking needs to be improved. Try your best, but I'm not optimistic about you! ”

Seeing the crying look on his uncle's face, Zhou Yu felt that it was not easy for the old man, so he continued with a clear conscience: "That uncle, I think you and my father are very pitiful, it's not that I said you, you pinched as soon as you met, and as a result, you lost both, and you have no status at all." If you look at my mother and my aunt, they are as good as one person, and the two female generals are powerful together, how can you and my father go their separate ways, not to mention, there are still contradictions among the people, do you think you can be other people's opponents? It is also appropriate to have no status at home. ”

After listening to his nephew's words, Wang Zhishu's face turned white and red for a while, and he nodded thoughtfully.

In the end, Wang Zhijiang agreed to secretly take Zhou Yu to the depths of the mountains to find immortal grass and some rare species. Although he offended this kid, he couldn't let him look flat, and he was a little arrogant, didn't he?

After breakfast, Wang Zhijiang carried a shotgun and a large basket filled with planed wooden planks. Zhou Yu also carried a large basket with two frog nets on his back, because he considered that he might encounter some rare fish or the like, so he also brought a fishing net and some hare meat and other dry food. For safety reasons, two hunting dogs were also brought with me this time.

The two men and son carried mountain knives in their hands, and after meeting with other mountain people, they murderously went to Niutougou.