Chapter 499 I just feel like you want to sleep with her
Shout!
Qin Yan walked to the side of the wooden stake where he was chopping wood, took a piece of wood and put it on the stake, and suddenly a layer of faint purple qi appeared on the blade of grass.
I saw him shake his hand casually, and the blade of grass that was originally hanging suddenly became straight, and then he took the blade and chopped it down on the wood, and several people around him suddenly turned to ashes.
"Hell!"
"Run! Ghosts...... Run! β
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Several people who saw this scene screamed and ran away, and the field staff simply didn't say a word, and they were so frightened that they fainted on the spot.
On the stake, the piece of wood was split by a blade of grass and split in two on the spot, for ordinary people, what difference is this from hell?
Qin Yan didn't expect the consequences to be so serious, stupidly on the spot, he found a person not far away, secretly picked up his mobile phone to make a call. After a while, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and before he could speak, there was a phoenix's angry cheer on the other end of the phone.
"Qin Yan! What exactly do you want to do? You're crazy, aren't you? β
"I ......"
"That's a movie in the crew, are you really in the play? Splitting wood with real qi? Do you want to scare everyone to death? Is the ability of a martial artist so casual for ordinary people to know?! β
"I ......"
"Don't explain it to me, I don't care what method you use, whether it's magic or a prank that has been prepared for a long time, in short, I don't want to hear the messy messages spread."
"Phoenix, have you ever thought about something?" Qin Yan finally took the opportunity to interject.
"What?" Phoenix's tone was bad.
"Establish a country by force."
"You...... What did you say? β
"In the past, Guwu was restricted by various factors and could not be popularized at all, but now the situation is different. Only a few medicinal materials that are not rare can turn an ordinary person into a martial artist of the Six Heavens in a short period of time. If the entire Yanhuang is not only tens of thousands of warriors, but tens of millions, do you think those countries still dare to provoke Yanhuang? β
"But did you know that there is a thing called nuclear weapons?"
"What do you mean?"
"What do you think they would do if Yan Huang's existence threatens all other countries? Do you want to fight with us? β
Of course not!
Knowing that the ancient martial arts side of the Dao Dao were not opponents, they would deal with Yan Huang through other means, especially when Yan Huang threatened their survival, those countries were likely to use the weapon of destruction, in front of that kind of weapon, the ability of the martial artist was insignificant.
Immediately afterwards, Phoenix was a lot of angry preaching, saying that Qin Yan was too whimsical, that he had watched too many martial arts movies, and so on.
"We can think of a compromise." Qin Yan said suddenly.
"A way to compromise?"
"What you're worried about is that if countries find out about it, they will take some drastic measures. On the contrary, as long as it is not discovered, isn't it? β
Qin Yan immediately said a bold idea, and then there was silence on the other end of the phone, and after a while, Phoenix hung up the phone in a hurry......
For what happened before, Qin Yan would not admit it if he was killed.
The idea of cultivating martial arts for all people, at least for the time being, cannot be popularized, but he has not given up on this idea: as long as he tells Phoenix that the plan is successfully implemented, all problems will not be a problem at that time, and the so-called threat of high-tech weapons will no longer exist, and then it will be the time for all people to cultivate martial arts.
It was not difficult for him to find a reason to deceive Han Yiping and others, and there were not many people present at the time, so this matter was quickly exposed as a prank.
"Chopping wood is chopping wood, stop thinking about those messes, and don't make pranks, the field affairs are so scared that you pee your pants!"
Han Yiping was made to cry and laugh by Qin Yan's so-called 'prank', he was just stunned when he was a little better, but he was frightened and fainted, and his pants were wet when he woke up, fortunately, Qin Yan sincerely apologized in person, and gave a small expression of sincerity, and the field affairs were willing to forgive him for his prank.
"Don't worry, it's real this time." Qin Yan said with a smile while holding the axe.
"Mr. Qin, what did you say about using some kind of medicine to make air flow on the blades of grass, and what kind of medicine corroded and split the wood...... Can I be taught? β
He decided to learn the craft from Qin Yan and pee his pants together, so that no one would laugh at him.
"Okay! I'll teach you when I'm free! β
Qin Yan readily agreed, he had already made a plan, he would always pretend to be very busy in front of the field affairs, and he would never be free.
Wearing the clothes of an ancient village man, Qin Yan incarnated as a chivalrous man hidden in a small mountain village in the martial arts world.
"Attention all! actionοΌ β
With Han Yiping's order, several cameras locked in from different directions.
Wooden house.
Man.
Stakes.
Axe.
Sketch a picture of a farmer chopping firewood in a mountain village.
Qin Yan held the axe with both hands, and a majestic momentum suddenly appeared in his eyes, which belonged to the eyes of the strong, as if the knights who lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests had returned to the years that once dominated the world.
The axe made a full arc and landed on the wood, but the wood split in two and at the same time cracked along with the stake underneath.
"Quick! Lock the stake! Right...... Lock Qin Yan's eyes! β
Han Yiping seems to have forgotten a problem: the wood has been made of hands and feet before, in fact, it can be easily split without much effort, but the wooden stakes below have not been done with hands and feet, and God knows how much strength it takes to cause cracks on the wooden stakes, which is not something that ordinary people can do at all.
He forgot this, it was because he was completely attracted by the situation at the scene, whether it was Qin Yan's eyes or the momentum when the axe went down.
"Cards!"
originally wanted to use this lens to remind Qin Yan and make him understand that making a movie is not so simple, but now Han Yiping smiled: "Perfect!" Flawless! Qin Yan, take a break, prepare for the next shot, and then the female number one will run into your house normally...... Remember! Xia Weiwei, you must show a very panicked, helpless, and desperate look. The reason why the male number one will protect the female number one is because the female number one's expression at this moment reminds him of the past. β
At this time, Xia Weiwei was wearing a long skirt in ancient costumes, which originally had a stunning beauty, and after carving, it was even more beautiful.
Seeing her coming from the dressing studio not far away, Qin Yan was directly stunned on the spot.
It's not the same!
It's really different!
Xia Weiwei lived in Yan Qingyin's house, and it was not once or twice that she saw her, and she didn't feel much when she was used to seeing her before, but this time it brought Qin Yan a great visual impact.
Every man has a martial arts dream in his heart, and in that dream, he is a powerful chivalrous man, and he will meet a beautiful woman.
Note!
This woman must be dressed in ancient costumes, because the appearance of a woman in ancient costumes is far from being comparable to wearing modern clothes.
That kind of beauty, modern clothing is simply impossible to interpret - elegant, delicate, quiet.
"Qin Yan! You have to show amazement, and then you have to look back on the past! Han Yiping hurriedly shouted.
"Oooh oh ......"
Qin Yan came back to his senses from the shock and hurriedly said, "My eyes are amazing now!" β
"I didn't see the surprise, I just thought you wanted to sleep with her!" Han Yiping said angrily.
"Director Han, you ......"
If these words were changed to other rival actors, Xia Weiwei would definitely be angry, but now she is not angry but more shy.
Even, I don't know how to feel very happy in my heart.
How so?
When Han Yiping said that he just wanted to sleep with him, how could he feel happy? Do you really want to ...... with him? How can you think so?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."
probably realized that when he was angry, what he said was a bit too much, and Han Yiping said embarrassedly: "I just think Qin Yan's eyes are very inadequate." But filming hasn't started yet, so you two should think about the plot first, and this section is very important for the whole movie. β
Qin Yan and Xia Weiwei stood in front of the wooden house, because they were a little embarrassed by what happened just now, and they didn't know what to say to each other.
"That...... Why don't we try the plot that Director Han said first? Qin Yan broke the embarrassment.
"Hmm." Xia Weiwei said in a low voice.
Soon, Xia Weiwei walked outside the fence surrounding the wooden house, and then rushed in in a hurry, at this time Qin Yan was raising an axe and preparing to chop wood.
She struggled to push open the wooden door and ran straight towards Qin Yan.
"Stop!"
At this moment, Han Yiping's voice came again: "Xia Weiwei, you were chased and killed and broke in in a hurry, but your performance looks as if you have long known that someone is waiting inside to save you." Also, the look you had when you ran towards Qin Yan...... I don't know how to think you're looking for a husband, but the panic I see in your eyes is far less than the affection and honey! β
This criticism made Xia Weiwei's face red as blood, and she didn't dare to look at Qin Yan with her head down, because Han Yiping's words just hit her vital point.
The set is such a place, repeated for a shot, mixed with a lot of jokes, and more sweat.
An hour later, after two adjustments, the film was finally finished.
In fact, Xia Weiwei's acting skills are not bad, and Qin Yan's acting skills are even more speechless, the key is that the two of them will invariably bring their personal emotions into the movie. After all, Xia Weiwei's careful thinking is not a day or two, and Qin Yan has no real experience in filmmaking, which is understandable.
"Brother Yan, drink some water." Yu Haibo came over with a bottle of mineral water.
He is Yan Qingyin's royal stylist, but Yan Qingyin has not performed recently, and Qin Yan's movie has started filming, so he took the initiative to ask Ying to help the crew styling.
"Thank you."
Qin Yan took the mineral water and opened it, handed one of the bottles to Xia Weiwei, and then poured it down.
Suddenly!
Just as he swallowed the mineral water in his mouth, his face suddenly became ugly, and he reached out to grab the mineral water in Xia Weiwei's hand.
It's a pity that it's too late, Xia Weiwei has already swallowed the water......