Chapter 1: Reborn as a Wimpy Child
Who's spanking me!
Wu Tian slept in a daze, and suddenly felt that his buttocks were slapped twice, and he vaguely heard his mother's voice say: "Xiaotian, get up, today is the twenty-third day of the lunar month, it's the New Year, and you are not allowed to sleep lazy......"
Off? No, it's two or three months before the Chinese New Year...... Also, didn't my mother follow my sister on a trip? How did you get back?
Wu Tian turned over in a daze, opened his eyes, and was stunned for a moment, only to see a young woman in her thirties standing in front of the bed...... Is this Mom? How did you suddenly become so young? Also, isn't the furnishings in this house the old house when I was a child? This old house was demolished when we were in the first grade of elementary school......
"Don't be stunned, hurry up and get dressed......"
As she spoke, the young woman lifted the warm quilt, took a set of children's autumn clothes and cotton jackets, and put them on Wu Tian's body.
Could it be that we have crossed over? Reborn?
Wu Tian scratched his swollen and painful head, and he vividly remembered the situation of blowing a bottle of Wuliangye with strong anger last night, and couldn't help but sweat - could it be that we drank alcohol to death?
It's a mess!
Wu Tian's mind was a little unable to turn around, and he was at the mercy of his mother Chu Yumei to get dressed, and took the time to look at his body, but he had small arms, small legs, small hands and feet, and even a small cock was so small - it hadn't developed yet!
I'm sad, how old are we wearing this?
"Are you dressed? Hurry up and eat, I'm almost late for work......" A man in his early thirties rubbed his hands and entered the room while speaking, Wu Tian was shocked when he saw it, and a warm feeling overflowed his chest, this is Dad!
Heaven and man have been separated by several years, and suddenly saw his father again, still a young version, Wu Tian couldn't help but feel stirred in his heart...... Rebirth, maybe God gave him a chance to make up for the regrets of his previous life!
"It's okay right away, you and Yuanyuan will serve dinner first......" Chu Yumei picked up Wu Tian who was standing on the bed, asked him to sit on the edge of the bed, and put a pair of handmade old cotton shoes on Wu Tian.
I was led out of the bedroom by my mother in a daze, and when I came to the hall outside, I saw a teenage girl sitting on the table next to a small square table, it was Wu Tian's sister Wu Yuan.
Seeing the little Lolita version of the old sister, Wu Tian couldn't help but feel guilty again, he was really a bit of a bastard in his last life, he didn't work well after graduating from school, and he was fooling around in society all day long, and his father was seriously ill and died, and his mother was not in good health, and the burden of the family naturally fell on the shoulders of the old sister. Later, he and Jia Liang partnered to open an advertising company or borrowed the capital from the elder sister, although the money was not much, but it was not too little, but he had always been a big spender, and he could only take care of himself, and the burden of his mother's pension was still borne by the elder sister......
Without waiting for Wu Tian to say hello to Sister Lori, Chu Yumei had already wrung a hot towel in the basin at the door and covered Wu Tian's face, wiped it twice to wash Wu Tian's face, and the father over there also brought the breakfast pot, one bowl of corn grits paste per person, a plate of pickles and a plate of cold tofu, and the steamed buns were still half white flour and half cornmeal flower rolls steamed at home. Wu Tian, who was accustomed to eating fried fritters and spicy soup, had a great appetite and ate a bowl of corn porridge and half a flower roll bun in one go.
After breakfast, Wu Jianguo went to work first, he worked in the provincial newspaper, and he couldn't be late for work, and Chu Yumei was working in the city library, and the distance was not far - now he lives in the family courtyard of the library, and the time is relatively relaxed, he washed the dishes and chopsticks, told Wu Yuan to write his winter vacation homework, and told Wu Tian to play at home honestly, and not to go out of the yard, so he also went to work.
As soon as my parents left, Wu Tian immediately pulled my sister and asked, "Sister, where is our calendar?" ”
Reborn, of course, you have to figure out the time first, at least know what year Lu Dao is, and know how old we are now.
"I haven't bought the new calendar yet! Our mother said to wait two days to buy it, it's cheap......" Wu Yuan said while placing her winter vacation homework and stationery box.
Wu Tian couldn't help but be depressed, today is the twenty-third day of the lunar month, at least New Year's Day has passed a month, the calendar has not been bought, have to wait for the Chinese New Year's Eve discount treatment? I couldn't say it and asked again: "Sister, what year is this year?" ”
Wu Yuan tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "The Year of the Dog, the New Year is the Year of the Pig!" ”
Wu Tian couldn't help but have a black line......
Well, the Year of the Dog, it should be eighty-two, we were born in seventy-six years, and now we should be six years old, and we will be seven years old. Khan, what do you think we can do when we're reborn at this age—a six- or seven-year-old kid?
Before the freshness of rebirth had passed, the family went out one after another, and the old lady also started her homework without distraction, Wu Tian couldn't help but be very depressed. was depressed, a little fart child came to the door, but it was Wu Tian's friend since childhood, Jia Liang, who lived in a compound when he was a child.
Jia Liang's brightest thing is not his name, but the sleeve of his padded jacket. This girl has two buckets of snot hanging all day long, and she wipes her sleeve when she has nothing to do, and the sleeve is shiny after a long time. Thinking about Mr. Jia, who co-founded an advertising company with himself more than 20 years later, dressed up all day long, and looked like a successful person, and then looked at the little kid in front of him who was dragging two buckets of snot, Wu Tian couldn't help but laugh so much that he wanted to spray rice.
"Wu Tian, go out and have fun!" Jia Liang screamed as he wiped his snot with his sleeve.
Wu Tian, who was bored, immediately jumped up, where could he afford to say that he was not allowed to leave the compound.
The so-called compound is the family courtyard of the city library, the courtyard is actually not too big, all the old tiled houses, there are more than a dozen families living in them. Wu Tian's family lives in the East Wing, with two tiled rooms, one is a hall house and the other is an inner bedroom, and a small shed is built outside the door as a kitchen. And this kind of small kitchen is almost every house, so there is not much empty space for children to play in the originally small yard, and they usually go to the alley at the entrance of the compound to play.
There are not many children's entertainment projects in these years, and now that the New Year is over, the biggest fun is naturally to set off the guns, and when you go out of the gate, you can see a few children in the firecrackers, but these are not the family homes of the library, but the family homes of the food factories in the same alley.
Jia Liang watched the cannon for a while, sniffed his nose, and asked Wu Tian: "Wu Tian, do you have money?" ”
Although we are also Bensi people, the question is that our biological age has not become six years old again? Besides, since the ban on fireworks and firecrackers in the city, it has not been more than ten years, Wu Tian couldn't help but feel a little itchy when he saw people setting off firecrackers, so he reached out and took out his pocket, but he really found out the money - a penny coin!
What is a penny enough for?
The price of goods in these years is still quite low, you can still buy something for a penny, such as a small sugar lump, you can buy two for a penny, you can only buy one for a sugar cube, and firecrackers are not expensive, the cheapest is the kind of small cannon that is not as thick as chopsticks, twenty small hanging whips are braided into a small hanging, and a box of ten trigrams is only two cents!
But the problem is that we only have a penny!
A penny is hard to beat a hero! Wu Tian couldn't help but be ashamed, although he still failed to enter the ranks of successful people before he was reborn, he was finally lifted out of poverty, and he didn't have a family, he didn't have the burden of his wife and children, and he was used to spending money lavishly, who would have wanted to be reborn but became destitute?