Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Most Lewd Man
At five o'clock, Wu Yue called the boss and Hei San, and under Wu Yue's threat, the two beasts reluctantly said goodbye to their younger sister and came back.
The two of them actually acted collectively, and as soon as they entered the door, Hei San said: "Wu Yue has become a nouveau riche all of a sudden, and after changing his clothes, he changed the sheets and quilt covers." ”
Wu Yue's wanton change of clothes is purely a taste improvement, he is now the taste after graduating from college, so he naturally doesn't look down on the clothes he wore before.
Zheng Fan said proudly: "That's what my brother helped the emperor change, and when the Emperor Wuyue became famous, it was when my brother became a love saint." The beauties below the school flower hooked up, and the brother definitely didn't look at her. ”
Hei San was stunned and said, "Are you still in love?" If it weren't for the second call, we would have eaten with three freshman girls, and the eldest had already hooked up with one. If you are told to go, you won't go, you're ready to graduate from school. ”
“NO,NO。”
Zheng Fan shook his head and said, "What does it mean to be from behind?" Brother has the original sheets and quilt covers of the Emperor Wuyue, are you afraid that there will be no school sister to hook up? ”
The boss and Hei San also reacted, and rushed directly to Wu Yue's bed, wanting to see if there were any other fish that had slipped through the net.
Wu Yue hurriedly shouted, "Two beasts stop me." ”
The boss threw himself on Wu Yue's bed and said with a smile: "I understand the rules, if I take anything from you, I will buy you a new one immediately." ”
"Fuck off, a lot of new things are dirtier than old ones. If you do this, how can I stay in the dormitory? ”
Hei San took a step slowly, and when he heard Wu Yue say this, he pulled the boss and said with a smile: "It's all to blame Zheng Fan, a beast, for actually messing with Wu Yue's things." For the sake of our sexual well-being, oh no, for the glory of our star dormitory, I propose to punish Zheng Fan, a scumbag, for cleaning for a semester. ”
"Get out."
Zheng Fan protested for a moment, and suddenly said seriously: "In order to create a clean and tidy dormitory environment for the emperor, I have taken care of the hygiene for this semester." ”
The boss rolled his eyes and said, "How can you let Lewd Fan be affected alone, I'll take turns cleaning with you." ”
Hei San looked at the two of them suspiciously, and was afraid that there would be something he didn't expect, so he hurriedly said: "Let's take turns cleaning up with the three of us." ”
Wu Yue looked at the three of them speechlessly, and said, "If one of my things that I still need to use is missing, I will move out." ”
Zheng Fan immediately patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, the emperor has an NBA team to let you try out or something, you just go." I promise you won't lose anything again. ”
The boss and Hei San looked at each other, made a look, and the two of them pounced on Zheng Fan.
"Ahh Why? ”
"Those who see it have a share, what about Wu Yue's things?"
"Don't dream, I've been delivered home by courier. I won't take it out again when I die. ”
"Your sister, don't stab me in the ass."
"I'll let you eat alone, popping chrysanthemum Dafa. I poke, I poke, I poke. ”
Wu Yue watched the boss put his hands together and kept stabbing Zheng Fan's chrysanthemum with his fingers, and he was also cold.
Zheng Fan, who had just said that he would not take it out if he died, gave in after a few screams, and shouted, "Don't stab, I'll give you a sock." Okay. ”
"No, I'll stab."
"Ah, then I'll take another toothbrush and a cup out. If you want it, don't forget it. ”
"It's tough, I'll stab, I'll stab again."
"Oh!"
Zheng Fan called out tactfully and shouted: "It's quite comfortable to poke too much, brother be a little stronger." ”
Wu Yue listened to Zheng Fan's charming cry, and immediately shivered, it was too disgusting.
The boss was stunned for a moment, then collapsed, turned around and ran outside.
Only Hei San was left pressing Zheng Fan, and Zheng Fan didn't struggle, he obediently lay on the table and shouted, "Don't stop." ”
Hei San shuddered for a moment, and quickly let go of Zheng Fan and took a few steps back.
Zheng Fan twisted his buttocks, stood up, pinched his orchid fingers, and said to Hei San: "Third brother, you come." ”
"Vomit"
Hei San retched, turned around and ran out.
Wu Yue also looked at Zheng Fan in horror, could it be that Burst Ju could change his sexual orientation?
"Giggles"
Zheng Fan saw that the two of them had run away, laughed twice, and turned his head to see that Wu Yue also looked dodging, so he smiled and said, "Disgusting and not killing them." ”
Wu Yue saw that Zheng Fan was suspiciously recovering, but thinking of his soft laughter just now, he was still a little suspicious, and squeezed out a smile and said, "It's really disgusting." ”
Zheng Fan sat down proudly, but the chrysanthemum was stabbed in pain, so he could only sit on his side with his buttocks.
Wu Yue saw Zheng Fan's distorted sitting posture, and suddenly said, "Don't take my things to hook up with men, otherwise Lao Tzu will strangle you." ”
Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment and shouted, "Your sister, you are really perverted to me." ”
Wu Yue saw that Zheng Fan shouted very manly, so he put his mind at ease and said with a smile: "It's good if you're not perverted, it's good if you're not perverted." Otherwise, we wouldn't dare to live with you. ”
Zheng Fan scolded: "Your sister, I'll go to dinner in a while, whoever doesn't drink is a girl." ”
This time undoubtedly hit Wu Yue's death hole, Wu Yue said with a smile: "Brother has a treat today, your wine is full, brother forget it." ”
Zheng Fan smiled: "I promised them and they wouldn't agree, and I wouldn't agree if they promised." Ha lu haha. ”
"It's really perverted, laughing so lewdly."
The boss and Hei San had just washed their hands and came back, and when they saw Zheng Fan smiling proudly, they stood at the door and didn't dare to come in.
Zheng Fan turned his head to see the two of them, pinched his orchid fingers, and said sharply: "The two brothers are finally back, come over quickly." ”
"Vomit"
"Vomit"
The boss and Hei San covered their chests and retched a few times, and the boss glared and shouted: "Pervert, you are so horny again, my brother stuffed the mop into your asshole." ”
"Phew."
"Bah, what brother, Lao Tzu."
The boss is obviously disgusted and sensitive to his brother.
Zheng Fan saw the old man's anxious appearance, thinking that the mop was not something he could bear, so he hurriedly put down his orchid finger and said with a smile: "You two sisters, whoever asked you to stab me in the chrysanthemum, whoever gets me again, I will climb into the quilt at night." ”
The boss and Kuro San were decisively defeated by this disgusting man.
Hei San said directly to Wu Yue: "Where to eat?" After the noon game, I told them that there were five of them, and they were all waiting for you. ”
Wu Yue said indifferently: "Wherever you say, you can do it." ”
The boss said obscenely: "Otherwise, let's go to the back of the school to eat barbecue and drink beer, maybe there will be a few students to accompany you for free." ”
Hei San's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "That's a good idea, then eat barbecue, I'll call someone." ”
After saying that, he turned around and ran to the other dorms to call the rest of the basketball team.
Wu Yue saw that Hei San had already gone to call someone, so he had no choice but to admit it, open the wardrobe, and change into jeans and suits.
He does like white, but if he wears a white sweatshirt to eat barbecue, he has cerebral palsy.
Wu Yue changed his clothes, and the other five people had already arrived.
A group of people went downstairs to the back door of the school.
"The cool breeze has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and my emotions are like living like a year."
He had only walked a few steps when the phone rang.
Wu Yue saw that it was an unfamiliar number, and answered the channel: "Hey? ”
"I'm He Wei, didn't Hei San say that you want to invite the basketball team to dinner at noon? We're done with the game, and we're all waiting for you in the playground. You can just say where to eat, and we'll go find you. The girls seem to be all there, and you don't have to spend too much money, you can eat a bowl of noodles for one person. ”
"Okay, then you wait in the playground, I'll ask them to call the boys, and we'll go to the back door for a barbecue later."
On the other side, He Wei originally just wanted to blackmail Wu Yue, but he didn't expect Wu Yue to agree directly, and made a victory gesture to Li Wen on the side, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's the emperor, domineering enough." Then we are waiting for you here. ”
Li Wen saw He Wei hang up the phone, frowned and said, "He agreed?" ”
"Well, you said you want to invite us to a barbecue, and we all have a share."
Li Wen glanced at He Wei and said, "There are so many people, you want him to eat steamed buns this semester." ”
He Wei smiled: "Before I passed the door, my elbow turned out." Who doesn't know that Lu Dao Wuyue is rich and handsome, and he bought hundreds of thousands of stocks, and we can't eat him with a barbecue. Didn't I also give you a chance, don't hesitate, make a decisive move and take down Wu Yue. Otherwise, those juniors are more coquettish than the other, and maybe someone will climb onto Wu Yue's bed two days later. You are not welcome in the hostel tonight. ”
Li Wen's face flushed, pinched He Wei, and said, "Sao Hoof, then I'll give you a chance, you can climb to Wuyue's bed." ”
He Wei shouted fiercely: "If the old lady didn't feel that she was not worthy of Wu Yue, she would have forced him to bow his overlord a long time ago." ”
When a group of girls heard He Wei say this, they couldn't help but joke about He Wei.
On the other side, Wu Yue hung up the phone and glared at Hei San and said, "I'm you, you invited all the girls at noon today?" ”
After the game, Wu Yue slipped to the teaching building alone, and he didn't know what was going on behind the road.
Hei San said innocently: "No, I just sued the five of them." ”
said, and said embarrassedly: "But many people in the class were there at that time." ”
Wu Yue said helplessly: "I have already promised to invite girls to eat barbecue, you can go and call other boys again." The girls are in the playground, you go there and wait for me, I'll go get some money. ”
It's a bit inappropriate to invite boys now, but it's even more inappropriate to invite all girls and only these boys.
Hei San also knew that it was his fault for this matter, and said positively: "Okay, I'll call the boy." ”
Hei San ran back to the dormitory and shouted from dormitory to dormitory.
There are two people in Cao Fei's dormitory who are Cao Fei's doglegs, and they follow Cao Fei to play basketball every day, eat and drink, and there is another person who doesn't play basketball, and he is not close to Cao Fei, and he also went to eat and sing last time.
After hearing Hei San shouting to Wu Yue to invite him to dinner, he stood up and said to the three of them: "The Great Emperor, please eat, are you going?" ”
A dogleg hesitated, looked at Cao Fei and said, "Brother Fei, why don't we go too, Wu Yue is estimated to be going to the NBA soon, let's have a classmate." ”
Cao Fei's face darkened, and when he saw that the other dogleg had also stood up, he said unhappily: "If you want to go, I won't go." ”
The two doglegs looked at each other, and decisively turned around and walked out of the dormitory.
A few hours have passed, and Wu Yue's video has reached the homepage of Youku, and the future is bright.
They regretted it when they watched the video, after all, Cao Fei was able to invite them to a few meals when he was at school, and he didn't take them with him when he ate a big meal, and there was no big company at home, so they could take refuge after graduation.
In this case, it is better to get closer to Wu Yue, even if it can't be stained, it is better to ask for a few signed jerseys in the future than to have a few meals with Cao Fei.
(Thank you to the old book friend "Half a Life in Love" for rewarding, the old friend of "Chao's Water Margin", hehe.) Cheeky begging for votes, rewards, and praises. I'm embarrassed to ask for votes, but the data is lower, and I won't recommend it next week, and I'm running naked for the New Year, and the Chinese New Year's Eve haven't been broken, it's too miserable. Brothers, give me some support)