Jade Rabbit suspected that the female Taoist priest was changed by the Queen Mother.

"But what can she ask her?" Zhu Bajie was puzzled, what could the queen mother ask Gao Cuilan, he thought for a moment, and slapped his thigh, "Oh no!

He remembered that at the beginning of his entry into Gao Laozhuang, he saw the third lady Gao Cuilan for the first time, and felt that she was a little stupid, so he jokingly asked: "Do you believe that I am a god in the sky?"

Gao Cuilan nodded and replied, "I believe it." ”

Zhu Bajie felt a little interesting, normal women would not believe this, and asked her: "Do you believe that I am innocent?"

Gao Cuilan nodded again: "I believe it." ”

Zhu Bajie was very proud, his waist was forked, his head was flicked, and he seemed to have returned to the canopy era, and said: "Yes, Marshal Ben didn't tease that Chang'e fairy?"

Gao Cuilan woke up from a daze, tilted her head and looked at him for a long time: "It's not you, who is it?"

Zhu Bajie deliberately teased her, and said in her ear with a smile: "Shall I tell you a secret?"

Gao Cuilan clapped her hands, jumping and jumping: "Okay, okay." ”

Zhu Bajie made up a formula: "The king of heaven is drunk, and the queen mother is crazy." From the bottom of his heart, he also wanted someone to share his secret, Cuilan was stupid, no one would believe what she said, so he was completely defenseless.

Cuilan laughed, "The king is drunk, and the queen mother is crazy. ”

Zhu Bajie hurriedly covered her mouth, looked at her innocent face, and was a little moved, this woman is stupid, but she is the only woman in the world who believes in him.

He stroked her face, "It's okay, if you don't understand anything, you won't be in pain, there will be no trouble, even if I remember the thousand-year-old shit, what's the use?" He couldn't help but sigh, "In the future, I will learn scriptures from the Tang Dynasty monks, and I won't be sad to leave you, right?"

After that, the two lived a simple life, Zhu Bajie opened the field and planted trees, and Gao Cuilan stayed at home waiting for him to look at him. When she is bored, Gao Cuilan often sings that mantra: "The king of heaven is drunk, and the queen mother is crazy." ”

Thinking of this paragraph, Zhu Bajie regretted it, "If Cuilan tells her this, it will be bad." ”

Sun Wukong laughed and rolled on the ground a few times with laughter, "Old pig, old pig, although my old grandson doesn't remember why he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but you are just a mere grievance, you have to die or live, and you end up with the same result as me, and what is it worth." ”

Zhu Bajie smiled bitterly: "My brother is still making fun of me, isn't this just embarrassing?"

I sympathized with him, thought about it and comforted him: "There are many stories in the world that have been wronged, one Chen Shimei, who is said to be a fellow countryman who refuses to borrow money, is said to be a negative man who abandons his wife and children, and climbs the dragon and attaches himself to the noble; ”

Zhu Bajie said helplessly: "It can be seen that this world cannot offend people, especially the kind of villain who plays tricks on power." ”

Sun Wukong jumped up angrily: "What bullshit, if it's me, I can't stand this nest, even if you are a turtle with a shrunken head, it's not just like this, it's better to be upright and upright." ”

At this time, the silent sand monk suddenly spoke: "Senior brother, don't say this, whether it's making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, or molesting Chang'e, the sin is so far, the Queen Mother originally had the intention to reform us, if we can return to the Heavenly Palace, we will save this labor, so we can no longer have rebellious thoughts, as long as we keep to ourselves, we will not embarrass us again." ”

"It turns out that Senior Brother Sha still wants to go back to the Heavenly Palace, and he still dreams of serving the Queen Mother?" Sun Wukong disdainful.

The sand monk lowered his head and stopped talking.