Listening to what Zhou Yu said one by one, Zhou Dingbang was a mess, and couldn't help but ask: "Ergouzi, wait, didn't we talk about rhodiola just now?" How did you start talking about pharmaceuticals? By the way, what pill were you talking about? ”

"Hehe, third uncle, it's an immortal pill, let me tell you, the effect of that medicine is old, it's definitely a miracle medicine." Zhou Yu explained with a smile.

"Oh? Miracle medicine? What kind of disease is this thing curing? Zhou Dingbang continued to ask.

"Well...... this" Zhou Yu was suddenly asked, saying that with the third uncle's knowledge, if he said the medicinal properties of this immortal pill, wouldn't he have to be beaten?

But didn't he say that there was still Zhou Dabiao?

Seeing that the second child was embarrassed to say, Zhou Dabiao took the words over and said with a big grin: "Third uncle, in fact, this immortal pill can be understood as a medicine, which specializes in treating men's impotence, premature ejaculation, and backache and weak legs, in short, it is to cure that kind of problem."

However, this medicine has no side effects, and it is said that the effect is very good. And even if people who are not sick eat it, it will strengthen the body, beautify and nourish the skin, it is definitely a miracle medicine......"

Zhou Dingbang was trembling when he heard it, he didn't listen to what the eldest nephew said later, he didn't listen to a word, he remembered the previous sentence, the feeling of this immortal pill is the medicine!

Thinking of this, Zhou Dingbang was angry, saying that since the Pangu god opened the world, Nuwa Niangniang made people with mud, and then to the three emperors and five emperors of the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties until today, from the ancestor of the Zhou family from a monkey to a man to now spread out on the land of China, I have never heard of which generation and which person has sold medicine?

I didn't expect that in my next generation, there would be two people who wanted to sell medicine, and they didn't just sell this time, but also made it. It's too damn embarrassing, and you'll be poked out of your backbone.

saw that Zhou Dabiao was still talking about the magic of the immortal pill there. Zhou Dingbang lifted the yellow rubber shoes full of dirt and flew over with one foot, and slammed them on Zhou Dabiao's buttocks.

"Oh, my mother. Third uncle, why are you kicking me? Zhou Dabiao asked aggrievedly.

"Why did you kick you? Mom, what do you two think about all day long? Thinking about money and going crazy? Still want to make medicine? I'm fucking kicking you to death, what's the difference between you guys and hooligans? ”

"Hey, third uncle, are you talking a little bit of a spectrum, okay? What is this hooliganism? It's a big deal, a serious business. Zhou Dabiao said with infinite grievances.

Seeing the aggrieved appearance of the eldest brother, Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing, and Zhou Dingbang was even more angry when he saw Zhou Yu's appearance.

pointed at him fiercely and said, "Ergouzi, what are you laughing at?" I think you're the culprit. Damn, you two will wait for me, this is not the end, wait until I tell the old man to see how he cleans you up. If you don't study well at your age, you still want to make medicine, why don't you make an atomic bomb if you have the ability? ”

Zhou Yuxin said I have to be able to make that thing too? But you can't talk back at this time, otherwise the third uncle will go crazy and his brothers will have to lie here today.

So he pretended to be extremely aggrieved and said, "Third uncle, I said that you should be reasonable, okay?" What's pills? The big foreign companies have made money by making pills, and this kind of business is very popular now, and it is above board, what can't you do? ”

"Oh ho it's against you, come on. I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, let's go to the mountains to find your grandfather right away and see what they say.

Damn, today's good mood has been ruined by you two little bastards. I'll clean you both up later. "I want to go back without looking back.

Zhou Yu knew that he couldn't understand the matter of being an immortal pill for a while with the thoughts and insights of the third uncle, so it was better to simply get these elders to the mountains and brainwash them all at once, or they would have to trouble in the future.

But these two brothers are also aggrieved now. You must know that the matter of making immortal pills was brought up by Huzi, good guy, the main master has not been scolded yet, but his brothers have enjoyed it in advance. The so-called brothers in war go into battle, father and son soldiers. Blessed and shared hardships, at this time, both brothers were scolded, and it was not good to leave the third child behind. So Zhou Yu shook out the mastermind Zhou Hu.

At first, Zhou Dingbang was blushed, and then he went home angrily to find a stick.

After Zhou Dingbang left, Zhou Yu and Zhou Dabiao, the two unscrupulous brothers, laughed, and then hurriedly got into the car and returned to the mountain, and found Zhou Hu, who was making fun of the old men.

"Huzi, do you kid still have the heart to talk here? My third uncle will come home to find a stick, and I'll come over to clean you up later. Zhou Dabiao said loudly before coming to the pond.

Who knew that Zhou Hu was still there, and he reclined on the rattan chair without pain or itching and said lazily: "Adjust the tiger from the mountain? I said, Brother Da Biao, how old are you and still playing this kind of trick with me? Don't make me look down on you. ”

"Damn, who's playing tricks on you? What I said is true, the third uncle really went home to find a stick. ”

Hearing that the eldest brother's words didn't taste fake, Zhou Hu quickly sat up and asked in a trembling voice, "Big ~ Brother Da Biao, why?" Why did my dad clean me up? How honest am I? ”

"Are you honest? Three donkeys, three donkeys, if others say this, I won't be silent, but I can't help it, if you are honest, there will be no fucked people in this world. The old man Zhao next to him listened to Zhou Hu's words, and his eyes rolled and fanned the flames.

Zhou Hu didn't have the time to talk to these old men now, but looked at the eldest brother with a sad face, and wondered why his father wanted to clean himself up.

"Hehe, this~ Actually, your second dog brother and I just told your father about you going to make immortal pills, who knows that Lu Dao didn't wait for the two of us to explain, so he was in a hurry to go home and find a stick."

"Look, look, this is my own brother, I said, do you two see that I have a comfortable life and it is not pleasing to the eye? Do you two have brains in your heads? Can you tell him about such a thing? It's no wonder that his old brain isn't angry.

Oh, the cake seller! I've really been moldy for eight lifetimes, and I have you two brothers, oh my God, open your eyes and see, I'm so fucking wronged, it's hard to guard against thieves, it's hard to prevent thieves! ”

The guy howled a few times and quickly slipped off the chair, looked left and right and ran away after not finding the enemy, and he didn't even dare to go back to the house, and he didn't know which grove he had gone to. provoked the old men around him to laugh, and this time someone was angry with himself.

After a while, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on Phoenix Mountain, Zhou Dingguo and Zhou Dingbang's brothers each carried an elm stick and looked around angrily, Wang Guilan's three aunts and concubines followed closely behind and kept blocking the master, followed by the confused nine princes and many old men, so that the tourists on the mountain thought they were going to make a movie.

It is said that after Huzi escaped, under Zhou Dabiao's reminder, Zhou Yu also ran away, although he betrayed Huzi and said that he was the mastermind, but if Huzi didn't have his own support, would Huzi be able to do such a big thing? So if he was beaten, he probably wouldn't be able to run, so Zhou Yu also made a big move.

After looking for two laps on the mountain, he didn't find anyone, Zhou Dabiao laughed and said that he invited these angry elders to the pond, so that everyone could rest for a while, and save up enough strength to look for it later.

After everyone sat down, Mrs. Li asked a little puzzled: "I said that the country is fixed, as soon as you two come up, you two will be aggressive to educate the children, saying that they have done things that lack morality, and we are still confused, why?" ”

Zhou Dingbang panted and replied: "Grandpa Li, I don't have the face to tell you, Ergouzi and Huzi, the two stinky boys, don't know what to think, they actually want to make medicine and sell it outside, don't you say this is?" What's the difference between this thing and hooliganism? Isn't it a shame on our ancestors? If they don't educate them well this time, they don't know what kind of moth they can come up with in the future. ”

"Make medicine?" All the old men gasped, knowing that these two guys didn't take the usual path, but they didn't expect it to be so extreme, mom, I really dare to think about it.

"That's right, it's to make pills, and they are ashamed to say that they want to squeeze viagra out of China, and let their immortal pills rush out of Asia to the world.

Grandfathers, uncles, and uncles, listen, these two little bastards are not ashamed in China, but they even want to be embarrassed abroad, and it is really not good if they don't clean up. Zhou Dingbang said with a red face. (To be continued......)