Chapter 55
55 [Flying Knife and Inserting Knife Again] The Emperor + God Inserting the Knife by Himself is cool
The errand handed over by the queen was accepted by King Rong with ecstasy or gratitude. The loyal confession made Debao embarrassed to learn it to the emperor and queen.
Li Rui didn't know what his little Uncle Wang was thinking, but he just thought it was strange, how could Uncle Wang, who had never been properly engaged in his business and never been assigned by others, be so obedient to the queen? Think about talking to Pei Yi like King Rong in the palace, falling behind Pei Hou's ass when he goes in and out, the sycophant shoots like a follower, the emperor has always been far-sighted, and his brain circuit has a few more bends than others, so he pondered a little bit of a problem.
Taking advantage of the dead of night, he woke up his daughter-in-law and asked: "You said that Uncle Wang and your uncle, the two of them ......"
The queen slept in a daze, was dreaming of returning to modern times, eating ice cream and nibbling on fried chicken legs, and was awakened by a man.
The emperor thought that his wife was weak-hearted, and Uncle Wang really had something to do with Pei Hou, so he gasped.
"Uncle Wang won't do it...... He, he, how could he have that hobby? For a while, the emperor, who felt that the amount of information was too much and he couldn't bear it, completely lost his sleep, lifted the queen up, shook her shoulders and said, "No, even if it is my own uncle, I can't let him harm your uncle." I remember that Pei Hou used to have a girl he liked, and it must have been Uncle Wang pestering him. We have to find a way to keep Uncle Wang far away, maybe after a long time, he will lose his mind. If it doesn't work out, I'll pick a few good colors and send them to him......"
No matter how sleepy Zhao Yanrong was, she was also told by Li Rui's uncoincidental words.
"What's going on in your head!" The queen with her hair squinted at the worried man, and said with a smile, "Uncle Wang doesn't like men, no matter how many good colors you give, it's useless." ”
"Then send a few beautiful girls...... What the? Don't like men? The emperor was stunned for a long time and roared, "If you don't like men, then he sticks to Pei Hou again?!" ”
"There are so many subjects who pat you on the back all day, do they all have that kind of thought for you?" Zhao Yanrong sat there, and in the dim tent, she could only see the pair of Wutan-like eyes flashing with a pearl-like luster, "Also, what did you just say?" Want to send him a beautiful woman? She glanced at the man with bad intentions, "It shouldn't be you who picked the rest to give away favors." ”
Li Rui was staring at her gaze, and inexplicably felt a chill coming out of his back spine.
"What's the matter, you don't talk nonsense." Unconsciously, the two legs were clamped, the faint fragrance of flowers on the queen's body came from his nose, and he listened to her half-threatening voice in his ears, and looked at the facial features blurred in the dark, and the emperor who had been abstinent for many days shamefully ...... Hard, up!
Zhao Yanrong listened to the sound of breathing that became a little heavy in the darkness and leaned over his body, turned over and rode on Li Rui's lap, and the whole person got into his arms, the summer shirt was light, and naturally he immediately noticed the unusual thing between the two.
"I have you," Li Rui rubbed his palm back and forth on the back of his delicate body, biting his wife's ear with his teeth, while suppressing his impulse, and said in a vague voice, "How can I still think about other women?" ”
"Hmm......" Zhao Yanrong twisted her waist and rubbed against him, burning enough fire but rolling to the side, wrapping her body tightly with the quilt and facing him with her back.
Li Rui leaned over, pulled her over, faced him, and sighed from the tip of his nose to the tip of his nose: "It's true, I only think of you every day, the truth is that heroes are short of breath and children are long." This sentence was actually quite heartfelt by him.
When I was young, I didn't know the taste of love, and I really knew that this thing could not be extinguished by water, burned by fire, light, heavy, far, near, and a little real, a little virtual, suffering from gains and losses, and for it, there was its own sweet and sour bitter taste lingering, and it was the most grinding people.
Zhao Yanrong wrapped herself in the quilt, only revealing a small face, and said disdainfully: "Where did you grind?" The beauties in the world can be chosen by you, the concubines in the palace are beautiful, coquettish, and pure, you can go to sleep with them, they can cry happily all night, and you are not the one who fights and robs you openly? How can there be any light and heavy, virtual and real emotion? It's like how hard you live in this house. ”
"Three thousand weak water, how can I just take a scoop of drink." Li Rui rubbed her forehead, "You are not me, how can you know what I feel in my heart." ”
I can see it, I can touch it, but I have to endure it all the time.
I can't bear it, but I have to endure it.
If you can't bear to touch someone else, you are afraid that she will be angry, afraid that she will be sad, and afraid that she will be sad.
But I will be even more afraid that she will not be angry, sad, or sad.
There is no woman in the world who will torture people like her.
Li Rui sat up from the bed and reached for his shoes.
"Where are you going so late?" Zhao Yanrong poked her head out again without fear of death.
"Clean room." The Emperor replied angrily.
Obviously, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, and his wife is lying next to him, but the emperor who sits on the world has to go to the clean room in the middle of the night to masturbate by himself, there is really no emperor who is more miserable than him.
The sleeves tightened, and when Li Rui looked back, he saw that the queen didn't know when she stretched out a hand and was holding her sleeve.
"Well......" In the dimness, he seemed to see his wife, who had always been afraid of heaven and earth, and his cheeky face was slightly red, "I'll help you." ”
"Aren't you clean yet?" The Emperor pointed to the tall tent erected on his body, "Would you like to help me with your hands?" ”
The queen was half-propped up, the soft and smooth fabric half open, revealing the smooth skin and delicate curves of her head.
In the past few months, the queen's breasts seem to have grown plump again?
Before the emperor's eyes could be pulled out of the ravine that the queen had exposed, he saw the queen beckoning to him and said mysteriously: "I have a good method, which is better than using my hands, do you want to try it?" ”
The Emperor's eyes lit up, and he turned and threw himself back on the bed.
Early in the morning, the emperor got up refreshed and dressed to go to the morning court, and actually hummed a little song happily on the chariot, startling Debao who was standing outside.
The emperor is in such a good mood, does he know that Prince Rong is also coming to the early dynasty today?
Zhao Yanrong also got up early, because yesterday the Queen Mother sent someone to say that she was already safe, and asked the queen to take her concubines to Changle Palace on time to greet her as before.
This means that today is June 20, and it is time for the queen to take someone to the queen mother to order something.
Zhao Yanrong sneered in her heart.
The action of breaking the head in front of her is in full swing, and she can't hold back her temperament to look good.
The emperor has been staying in Zhaoyang Hall these days, and everyone in the palace who is not blind knows what the queen's status is in the emperor's heart now.
Although there was a fierce joy ahead, and the call for the abolition of the queen was also very high, it was not the turn of the ministers of the previous dynasty to take care of the harem affairs.
Zhao Yanrong knew very well that as long as the queen herself was not involved in any major criminal case that harmed the dragon heir and killed the palace concubine, then these people actually couldn't move her at all.
She is not a woman like Concubine Zhuang who has no relatives and no help, nor is she like Concubine Rou whose father and brother follow the country to commit treason.
At most, her father is lustful, and he has been with a prostitute a few times, so that the emperor can depose her? What a joke!
If Li Rui was the kind of man who was not strong-willed, had soft ears and couldn't make up his mind, he would not be able to sit on the emperor's dragon chair.
Now, she Zhao Yanrong is not struggling alone.
Behind her is the emperor, the champion Hou Pei's family, and the dignitaries of the clan, supported by His Royal Highness King Rong.
Her backstage is hard!
The queen glanced at the subordinates who were dressed up and waiting for her, and unexpectedly found the face of Concubine Zhuang among them.
"Sister Zhuang is also free today?"
Concubine Zhuang smiled softly and said, "There haven't been too many things in the palace recently, and I haven't been to ask the Queen Mother for a long time, so I'm here." ”
Oh. The queen nodded, and she didn't plan to ask her why she was free to ask the queen mother, and she was not available to let you talk to the concubine last time.
This kind of thing, everyone just put it in the stomach, there is no need to put it on the bright side.
Anyway, she knew that Concubine Zhuang was the emperor's person, and it was impossible for her to serve the Empress Dowager Zhang, which was enough.
The queen waved her hand: "Get up." ”
Yunxiang sideburns, brocade clothes like rainbows, more than a dozen sedan chairs slowly walked towards Changle Palace.
Entering the palace gate, Zhao Yanrong saw that the Empress Dowager Zhang was sitting on the right seat, and after raising it for so many days, she had a ruddy face and a bright face. Even Concubine Duan, who was standing behind her, was full of spirits.
Zhao Yanrong thought about it, but she was not in a hurry to enter the hall to see the ceremony, but stood outside the hall and got a haircut and sideburns, and straightened her clothes.
All the concubines looked at the queen inexplicably, not knowing what the hell she was doing. However, the upward and downward effects, one by one, also learned from the queen to tidy up their appearance.
After a while, seeing that the queen did not come in, Empress Dowager Zhang was a little anxious with momentum. Concubine Duan knew her intentions and hurriedly walked outside the hall to greet her.
"The concubine has seen the queen's mother." Concubine Duan bowed to the queen with a smile, and Zhao Yanrong held her hand and said, "I haven't seen the queen mother and sister for a long time, you can show the palace, there is nothing wrong with this dress and hair." ”
Concubine Duan was anxious to let them in, but she was pulled by the queen to look at the clothes and jewelry, where was she still in the mood?
So he smiled and nodded again and again: "Where can the queen mother go wrong, no matter how she dresses, she is the first beauty of our Great Qi Dynasty." ”
Hearing her say this, everyone immediately joined in.
The queen happily took Concubine Duan's little hand and walked into the palace together.
"The daughter-in-law has said goodbye to the queen mother." The queen smiled and saluted the Queen Mother, because she was holding Concubine Duan with one hand, so Concubine Duan couldn't escape, so she knelt down with everyone and saluted the Queen Mother three times.
"Hmm." Empress Dowager Zhang half-squinted, as if she was asleep, and didn't wake up for a long time.
If the queen mother doesn't say that she is flat, the queen can only kneel, the queen is kneeling, and the concubines can only kneel.
The most innocent of them should be Concubine Duan.
Originally, the Queen Mother wanted to give the queen a horse, she just had to stand aside and watch the excitement. didn't expect that she would be unable to hold her breath, so she ran outside the palace to greet her, but was grabbed by the queen and couldn't get out. Concubine Duan secretly hated in her heart, but she couldn't stand up by herself at this time.
Don't let the queen mother find trouble with the queen, but she was caught by the queen in the wrong place.
The Queen Mother didn't speak, the Queen didn't speak, only the Queen Mother sat in a room of women, a few palace maids stood, and the other black crows knelt on the ground.
When it is close to the height of summer, the thin felt on the ground has long been lifted, revealing the blue ground, in order to prevent slipping, there are also relief carvings such as the joy of the plum tree, the reunion of the five bats, the eight immortals crossing the sea, the peach and plum fighting for spring, the pine crane and the age of these joyful pictures.
The ground was already hard, and with these embossed pictures, after only kneeling for a short while, the delicate women could not stand it.
You can endure it by kneeling on the ground alone, but the bottom is full of convex and concave things, which is the same as kneeling directly on the computer motherboard, it hurts!
The queen mother deliberately wanted to suppress the queen's arrogance, and wanted the concubines to understand who was the real mistress of the harem, so she thought of such a trick. Even if the queen kneels uncomfortably, the concubines will definitely complain to the queen because she is innocent.
Who knew that the queen would drag Concubine Duan with her.
The queen hurts, Concubine Duan will also hurt, how long she hurts, how long Concubine Duan will hurt.
She is naturally happy when the queen hurts, but when Concubine Duan hurts, she will also feel distressed!
You can't just call Concubine Duan up, it's too eye-catching, those concubines don't hate the queen, but hate Concubine Duan first.
The Queen Mother squinted her eyes, looking at the pain on the faces of the people kneeling down but trying to endure it desperately, and was thinking about how to take out Concubine Duan quietly, but she saw the queen kneeling upright, with a smile on her face.
The brick under her knee is a plum tree, and the place where she kneels is a cluster of blooming plum blossoms, the most awkward, how can she be so relaxed and comfortable like a nobody?
Empress Dowager Zhang was puzzled, and looked at Concubine Duan, who was pulled by the queen and knelt beside her.
Concubine Duan's pretty face was twisted, and she was about to cry when she saw it.
Empress Dowager Zhang was angry and distressed, but thinking that it was rare to put the queen together, she couldn't let her go because of a little child's heart, so she had to close her eyes and hold back without speaking, and let the women kneel.
After a while, I heard a few plops, and someone should have sat down unsupportively.
Empress Dowager Zhang was overjoyed in her heart, and before she opened her eyes, she spoke: "Empress, what's going on, it's so difficult to ask for peace and salute the mourning family?" Can't stand the effort after kneeling for a while? ”
"Yes, come on, come on, kneel, don't sit down!"
The queen's angry voice came from her ears, and the Empress Dowager Zhang opened her eyes and saw that the queen was kneeling well, waving her handkerchief and twisting her body and pointing at a few women behind her who couldn't kneel.
"Concubine Mei, although you are young, you shouldn't be so weak. You move to the side, hey, there, there, there's flat, there's nothing to do with it. Wei Shuyi, what about you, you kneel next to Concubine Mei, she has enough space there. And you, what's your name? ”
Concubine Hui said her name in a low voice, and the queen said to her apologetically: "Ouch, Concubine Chen, this palace is most afraid of remembering people's names, do you want to move to Concubine Mei too?" You're slim, and you seem to have another one in there. ”
Empress Dowager Zhang originally wanted to see the queen's embarrassed and frightened appearance, but she didn't expect this person to be sent under her nose to take care of the young and frail, with a compassionate face.
The Queen Mother was so angry that she turned her back.
"What kind of system, what kind of system. Queen, that's how you manage the harem? These people can't hold it for just a short moment when they kneel, and they obviously don't look down on the queen mother of the mourning family! Empress Dowager Zhang was angry when she patted the case, "Punishment, the queen and I will punish them well." ”
The women who couldn't kneel were trembling, and the timid ones were already crying.
The queen glanced at the queen mother, and said with a smile on her face: "Queen Mother, they are just weaker, spare them." ”
The queen mother is angry, she wants the palace concubines to resent the queen, but she doesn't give the queen a chance to intercede for them.
At the moment, he endured his anger and said: "There are rules in the palace, and the queen will punish according to the rules of the palace." What is the sin of being disrespectful? ”
The queen pondered for a moment, with a look of regret, and said to Concubine Duan beside her: "Sister, look, the queen mother is an old man like this, if this palace does not punish you, it seems that everyone is not filial." Sister Duanfei, you are the most familiar with the palace rules, otherwise you can talk about it, how will this be punished? ”
Concubine Duan's soul was frightened, and she complained about the Queen Mother's aunt in her heart.
She wasn't the first, but she wasn't the last. The Queen Mother closed her eyes, and she didn't see that she was also sitting on the ground, but she quickly knelt up again. Concubine Duan also knew that the queen was kind and ruthless, and the queen mother targeted her like this, she couldn't deal with the queen mother directly, so she would naturally use her to attack.
Look at it, the queen asked her how to punish her, and she would be the first to be punished in a while.
And the concubines who are punished will hate her, not the queen.
Concubine Duan was like holding a pound of yellow lotus in her mouth at the moment, so she was so bitter that she couldn't speak, so she could only lower her head and weep, hoping that the Queen Mother would be smart and could see her difficulties.
As soon as Concubine Duan sighed, the Queen Mother immediately understood that she had said the queen's way again.
I don't know how this girl can kneel so much, but she can still talk to her freely when she kneels.
I hated Concubine Duan, who was two years older than the queen, and she couldn't even bear a little bitterness, which made people laugh.
The Queen Mother took two deep breaths, the method of punishing kneeling was obviously ineffective, she was not so stupid, knowing that she would not be able to solve it, she would let Concubine Duan and the concubines suffer with her. nodded at the moment and said: "That's it, in the future, you will move your muscles and bones more, raise your bodies one by one, don't be like the wind and the willows are not called, so how can you serve the emperor well and spread the branches and leaves for the emperor?" When he said this, he gouged out the queen with his eyes.
The queen still smiled and didn't take it to heart at all.
The Queen Mother asked everyone to be flat, but except for the queen, who got up by herself, everyone else was helped up by the palace maids who were brought.
They grinned one by one, thinking that their knees hurt so much, and they didn't know if they were bruised and swollen, and whether they had printed a picture on the ground of Changle Palace on their bodies.
The Queen Mother was depressed, gave her a seat, and still let Concubine Duan sit beside her, and the Queen sat on the other side, leaning on her very close seat.
The palace maids served tea, Zhao Yanrong took the teacup and pretended to take the lid of the cup to skim the foam, and brought her lips close to make a "sip" sound to indicate that she had drunk it, and then put the teacup on the table at hand.
Everyone drank tea, first said some inconsequential gossip, the queen mother pressed the corner of her mouth with a handkerchief, looked at the queen with slanted eyes, and suddenly smiled coldly.
"Why does the mourning family seem to hear rumors that the queen's father and mother have reconciled and divorced? Is there such a thing? ”
Look, here we are.
The queen gently dusted the corners of her skirt and replied very freely: "Yes, I am leaving." ”
The Queen Mother sneered and said, "But I don't know why? ”
The crowd did not dare to speak.
Although they are in the harem, most of them have fathers, brothers and relatives who served in the previous dynasty, so they also know some of these things. The Queen Mother picked up this matter at this time, obviously because she wanted to find the queen uncomfortable.
The queen mother and the queen fought the law, and they had to hide far away to avoid innocent suffering, but they were a little excited in their hearts.
The queen mother is a noble and elder, and the queen has to suffer a little in this regard.
But the queen is a woman who does not let in the slightest, looking at the way she pulled Concubine Duan to kneel, you know that this heart is definitely a lot more than the queen mother.
A evenly matched fighting method is good-looking!
The palace concubines lowered their heads one by one, but secretly peeked at the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law from the corner of their eyes.
"It's nothing, it's just that the two of them can't get together, it's a good thing that everyone can get together and disperse and go their own way." The queen smiled happily, as if it was a great joy for her parents to leave.
Empress Dowager Zhang let out a disdainful sound from her nostrils: "Since ancient times, I have never heard of any queen's parents being reconciled. The queen has a very wide heart. ”
Zhao Yanrong smiled and said, "Yes, my heart is wide." It's going to rain on this day, my mother is going to get married, no one has to stop me? ”
As soon as he said this, some people couldn't help but laugh, and hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands and swallowed the laughter back.
"Anyone's mother can marry, but the queen's mother can't." Empress Dowager Zhang said coldly, "Since ancient times, women have been abandoned by their husbands, and they have lost their morals, and such a woman can only live a lifetime in the land of green lanterns. Who else will dare to marry her daughter in the future? Even those who are already married will be driven out by their husbands' families. ”
The queen blinked, then smiled: "Yo, who are you talking about, Queen Mother?" Whose mother was divorced? Who wants to become a nun? Whose daughter was driven back by her husband's family? Come, the queen mother said come and listen, I love to hear these stories the most. ”
Empress Dowager Zhang was so angry that she met a woman with thicker skin than the city wall, if you want to speak tactfully and subtly, she can lead you to another way.
Empress Dowager Zhang had never seen such a difficult person, so she said loudly: "Who else can there be?" As a queen, you let your parents and leave you, and your family is restless, how can you be worthy of this mother's honor in the world? Your mother is unvirtuous and unkind, what a good daughter can she raise! ”
Hearing Empress Dowager Zhang shout out so loudly, everyone was stunned.
Concubine Zhuang knelt down first: "Queen Mother, you are serious, please be cautious when you say this kind of thing after the abolition." ”
She started, and the concubines all knelt down, begging her not to mention the queen.
Concubine Duan is like sitting on pins and needles, whether to kneel or not, it is really difficult to choose.
The queen looked at the kneeling crowd with a smile and said to them, "What are you doing, one by one, you haven't knelt enough just now?" You have heard the difference, in the words of the queen mother, there is no word 'abolished queen', get up quickly, get up and speak quickly. ”
The Queen Mother pinched the chair handle and said gloomily: "Who said that the mourning family didn't say it? You don't deserve to be this queen at all. ”
Zhao Yanrong sneered, turned her face to the Queen Mother and said: "First, my mother is not divorced, she is divorced, and you understand, that is, the two of them feel that their personalities are not in harmony, and they broke up peacefully by consensus, what is the shame of what you want me to do?" Second, what do you say that women should start from the beginning, is it possible that a woman who marries the wrong person deserves to wipe her neck and shave her hair? Is it immoral to remarry? Then tell me, where was the Holy Ancestor born? This palace remembers that the grandmother of the Holy Ancestor Wude Emperor was a widow who remarried, and according to what you said, that would be immoral? So you mean that the emperor's great-great-grandmother was an immoral woman, and she deserved the name of the Empress Dowager? ”
Empress Dowager Zhang's face turned green.
That's right, Emperor Wude's grandmother was a widow, Emperor Wude's grandfather was a poor and white gangster, and he didn't even have the money to marry his daughter-in-law, it was this widow who took out the money to help him, and dredged up the relationship to let him enter the army, and slowly spelled out a family business, so after Emperor Wude won the world, he posthumously crowned the ancestor and used his remarried grandmother with a dozen words of honorific title.
This history is known only to royal people, and Zhao Yanrong knows it so clearly, it must have been taught to her by Li Rui's kid.
Empress Dowager Zhang couldn't say anything, so she could only change the topic.
"It's ridiculous that your biological father would fight people in the streets over a prostitute."
Mother can't attack, let's talk about her disgraced father!
"yes!" The queen nodded generously and admitted, "My father is indeed misbehaving in this matter, so my mother will reconcile with him." He is a scholar, and he has no power to tie the chicken, so he will be so embarrassed, if he changes his mother's father, that is, our grandfather, a pig-killing knife will dance, not to mention a few idlers, even if there are more than ten or twenty, there is no need to be afraid. ”
Empress Dowager Zhang almost fainted.
She said that her mother was divorced, and the queen moved out of the Empress Dowager Ci'an.
She said that her father was disgraced, and the queen took out her father to tell the story.
Empress Dowager Zhang's father was originally a street butcher, who made a living by killing pigs and sheep.
If she said that Zhao Yanrong had such a father who was unbearable, Zhao Yanrong would definitely talk about her butcher father, wouldn't she be unworthy of being the queen mother?
The Queen Mother's chest was so stuffy that it was about to crack.
This woman who is not soaked in oil and salt is not stingy, her oily head is like a loach, and she is used to inserting knives when white knives go in and red knives come out.
Empress Dowager Zhang deeply felt that Zhao Yanrong should be the butcher's daughter.
This knife pokes it, it's so ruthless and accurate!
The author has something to say: Thank you very much for your understanding~ Because I have changed the environment in the past few days, it is a little busy for the time being, but I will try my best to squeeze in time to ensure that the update is completed on time and in accordance with quality and quantity every day.
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