Chapter 206: The hero ran slowly when he saved the United States
The night was dark and windy, the dragon king and his new friend made tea and played chess, the two could be said to have a good conversation, and they hit it off at first sight, but when the chess was just halfway through, a loud noise interrupted their thoughts.
The two of them looked at each other, only to see mushroom clouds rising in the sky, and the loud noise continued, looking from afar, it seemed that someone was opening the world.
"Fellow Daoist, how about a draw in this game?" said the Dragon King looking at the middle-aged man opposite, who saw that he had no chance of winning this game, so he readily agreed.
"Fellow Daoist is going to put out the fire!"
The dragon king stood up, walked a few steps, looked back at the middle-aged man with a smile on his face, and said, "When you encounter something, you can't sit idly by! Although I don't know the reason, I have to take a look at this kind of thing that affects people's mood." ”
"Daoyou is really kind-hearted!" the middle-aged man said, and then his eyes fell on the chess game again, and suddenly, he seemed to see something and became sluggish.
The Dragon King touched his head and said embarrassedly: "Hehe, Daoist friend has won the prize, the younger brother will go to find out first, Daoist friend will wait for me for the time being." ”
The middle-aged man nodded, his eyes still resting on the chess game, his eyes could not be taken away, and he fell into deep thought.
Between the mountains, swords and swords, dozens of black shadows chased an obese figure.
The man in black said: "Win Xiaohua, hand over the sword technique, and we will give you a good one." ”
Ying Xiaohua sneered: "Are your heads caught by the door?
"Dead fat woman, don't be embarrassed. The man in black scolded, and the dart in his hand had already shot out, and suddenly Ying Xiaohua's feet were shattered again. Win Xiaohua rolled out in embarrassment.
"Dead monkey, there is a kind of waiting for the old lady, if the old lady is lucky not to die, it will definitely make you pay a huge price. ”
A man in black scolded angrily: "I'll go to your uncle, dead fat woman, you are so flexible." ”
Ying Xiaohua moved her thick hand, blocked the long sword of a man in black, and said, "Don't think that if you praise me, I won't kill you." ”
"Brothers, give me a hard beating of this fat woman, and I will be rewarded when I go back. ”
As soon as they heard the heavy reward, the attack of a group of black-clothed people became more and more ferocious, and they beat Xiaohua backwards again and again, constantly smashing on the ground and boulders.
Win Xiaohua snorted, but even if she died, she wouldn't hand over what the other party wanted.
"If you want to take the sword trick, you can dream about it, see if you can't take the sword trick, how to explain it when you go back, rest assured, the old lady will be waiting for you in the underworld of the Yin Dynasty, and then swallow you alive one by one. ”
"Dead fat woman, there is so much nonsense when she is dying. The man in black scolded angrily, and his palm prints and fist prints kept smashing on Ying Xiaohua's body.
Suddenly, Ying Xiaohua, who flew out violently, only felt a lightness on her body, and then the whole person fell to the ground safely as if cotton had landed.
At this moment, in despair, she saw the angel.
"Prince Charming, there really is Prince Charming, you finally appeared. Ying Xiaohua looked at the slender and elegant back with a moved face, looked at the figure, and looked at the fluttering long hair.
Win Xiaohua is a nymphomaniac, no way, it's too handsome.
"Old lady...... Oh no, the hopeful hero of salvation has finally appeared, hey! It seems that I have nothing to repay, but I have decided that if I can live this time, I will make a promise. Win Xiaohua couldn't help but feel her heart beating.
After wiping away a handful of tears of emotion, she decisively wanted to rush over and fight her way out with her Prince Charming.
The dragon king raised his hand, signaling that she didn't need to act rashly.
Now, Win Xiaohua is even more moved.
"It's so considerate, there aren't many men like this kind of man, I like it so much. ”
At this moment, she decided to give birth to a bunch of big fat people and big fat girls for this prince charming.
Thinking about it, she actually drooled a hala.
She hurriedly wiped it, for fear that Prince Charming would see her embarrassing scene.
The dragon king looked at a group of black-clothed people and suddenly said, "I kind of understand, it turns out that you are robbers." ”
On the ruins, on the fallen trees, there were all men in black, and on closer inspection, there were actually seventeen or eighteen.
Each has a weapon or hidden weapon in their hands, ready to attack.
They all looked at Cheng Yanjin who suddenly came out vigilantly, and they were shocked in their hearts that this person's strength, the people who could appear so suddenly, in their eyes, were all dangerous people. Therefore, one by one, they all stared at the dragon king as if they were facing a great enemy.
"There are so many roads in the world, why does Brother Tai block the way we are waiting like this?" asked a man in black, his pupils shrunk.
The dragon king looked at it and said, "I'm really sorry that I chose my route to block your way, but I have a habit, that is, I am not used to making way for others." Especially to make way for robbers. ”
When a group of black-clothed people heard this, the other party was a robber, and they immediately became murderous.
"Then you will accompany the dead fat woman to die together, fortunately, there is a companion in the underworld, if the old man has a heart, the two of you may become a couple. ”
When the dragon king heard this, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and when he looked back, he suddenly wanted to escape. But seeing that this fat girl was a little familiar, she simply insisted on her own ideas.
Save!
The so-called saving people to the end and sending the Buddha to the west, he doesn't have the kind of thing that he doesn't do when he is scared.
"It's better to keep your foul mouth shut. The dragon king's face was gloomy.
The man in black sneered, ignoring the Dragon King's words at all, and continued: "Remember, if you go to the underworld and you become a couple, don't forget the kindness of our brothers." ”
The dragon king's face darkened, and he immediately rushed in front of the person who spoke with lightning speed, and a slap knocked the person away.
"There's a lot of. ”
The black-clothed people saw their companions being swept away, and suddenly they all pounced fiercely one by one.
For a while, all kinds of bright lights flew around, but the strange thing was that they couldn't hurt the demon moon at all, and suddenly the hearts of a group of people sank, but when they wanted to escape, they found that there was no chance at all.
I saw that a series of figures appeared around him, and then I saw a series of palm prints appearing in front of me and shooting towards me.
"Damn ......"
"Bang bang bang!"
The men in black all flew out, covered in blood one by one, and they didn't know whether they were alive or dead.
This scene made her win Xiaohua more and more fond of this Prince Charming.
"My prince, you are really amazing, I love you!"
Hearing this, the dragon king directly crashed into a piece of bluestone, and the bluestone was shattered by him.
"Ahh
A middle-aged man appeared in the air, and the middle-aged man yawned and sighed: "I was actually saved by you as a hero first, hey! No wonder I've always been single, it turns out that the hero ran slowly when he saved the beauty!"