Chapter 69: The "Handsome Guy" in Zeng Quan's Eyes
"Boss, if you don't pour the fried noodles in the pot into the plate, the noodles will be mushy, hehe."
Yun Tao looked at the strange appearance of the dim sum shop owner, and couldn't help but laugh jokingly, every time he took Zeng Quan and Jing Ting out of the house, looking at the stupid look of others who were shocked by the beauty of his two women, Yun Tao felt very proud and had a special face in his heart.
"Ahh
The owner of the dim sum shop came back to his senses, hurriedly took out the fried noodles in the pot, poured it on the plate on the side, and hurriedly served it to a man in his thirties who was sitting at the table in the small shop, and was also stunned to look at Zeng Quan and Jing Ting in a daze.
"Hello, hehe, hello, what did you just say you wanted to eat?"
The owner of the dim sum shop looked at Jing Ting and Zeng Quan and said. The owner of the dim sum shop only cared about looking at the beautiful woman, and forgot what Yun Tao had just said.
"Boss, don't just look at my beautiful girlfriend, hurry up and take out your highest craftsmanship and fry Yangping fried noodles for us."
Yun Tao said, after all, this dim sum boss is too disagreeable, he is such a big living person standing here, he doesn't even glance at it, just looking at his beautiful woman, you don't look at yourself You are in your forties, and you are so unstable, as if you have never seen a woman, and you don't pay attention to the influence, do you think you can be like yourself, the golden age of your thirties, Yun Tao thought secretly proudly.
"Ah, fried Yangping powder, no problem, two beauties, let me tell you, in this Yangping County, on the level of fried Yangping powder, my skills are definitely the strongest, and the fried is definitely the best, if I call the second level of fried Yangping powder, no one in the entire Yangping County will dare to call it the first."
Listening to the two beauties want to eat fried Yangping fried dried noodles, the owner of the dim sum shop flattered himself, anyway, one thing is good, his fried Yangping dried noodles are among the best in the entire Yangping County, otherwise Yuntao would not have patronized his dim sum shop every time he came to the county before.
The owner of the dim sum shop thinks that he has opened a dim sum shop here for more than 20 years, and he has seen countless beauties coming and going on the street in front of him, and he can be regarded as reading countless women, no matter how beautiful a woman is, he can't shake his already calm heart, but these two beautiful fairy-like beauties in front of him have begun to make his calm heart grandiose, it seems that your sentence "It's not that it's not tempted but it's not big enough" is right, compared with these two stunning beauties, those beauties I've seen before are "floating clouds", not worth mentioning.
"I said boss, don't just look at my girlfriend, hehe, it's useless to see it, these two beauties have masters, you better hurry up and fry Yangping fried noodles for us, I just saw the proprietress on the side of the road coming over here."
Yun Tao said, deliberately mentioned the proprietress of the shop, I used to come often, I know that this dim sum shop owner is a typical "strict wife", all to scare and scare this dim sum shop owner with a lust heart, our woman can let you see it, you even came to offer courtesy, it is really a great bad conscience.
"Ah, you saw my wife coming, where is she now, oh, who are you, why do I feel a little familiar."
The owner of the dim sum shop hurriedly looked back at the door, did not see the "tigress" of his own house, his heart was a little more peaceful, turned his head to look at the man who deliberately scared himself, only felt that this man was very ugly, he had opened this dim sum shop for more than 20 years, like this man looked so ugly, it was really rare, I thought about it, it was estimated that there were only two or three of them, and I don't know how he looked so ugly and had the courage to live, and dared to claim to be the boyfriends of these two beautiful fairy-like beauties, it was really shameless, the dim sum shop owner thought viciously, who let him deliberately scare himself.
"Come to think of it, I said Boss Wang, I've often come to you since I was a child to fry dried noodles, and I'm also your fan, hehe." Yun Tao said that the owner of the dim sum shop can be regarded as himself.
"I said, it's really rare to see someone as ugly as you, I've been running a shop here for so many years, how can I have such bad luck that I've seen two people so ugly, it turns out to be the same person."
The owner of the dim sum shop said viciously, who let this ugly man stand here and affect himself to chat with these two beauties, don't say what you can do. The dim sum shop owner and chef must have forgotten that these two beautiful fairy-like women were brought into the shop by the ugly man in front of him.
"I said boss, my man is ugly, I think he is a hundred times more handsome than you, ten thousand times."
Zeng Quan heard the dim sum shop owner say that his man was ugly, and stood up very angrily and yelled at the dim sum shop owner who was courteous in front of him.
"Poof..."
The man in his thirties who had been paying attention to Yun Tao's side in the store heard Zeng Quan's words, and directly sprayed out the dried powder that was in his mouth and ready to chew and swallow into his stomach.
I didn't expect that this most beautiful woman I have ever seen when I am so old would say such a thing, this ugly man who is almost on the "Guinness Book of Records" has become a super handsome guy in the eyes of this super beauty, and the eyes of the current beauty are like this. I used to read the news that the current beauties are married to the "five big and three coarse" coal bosses, and I thought that the beauties were going for the coal boss's money, but now I think about it, the current beauties just like ugly men, it seems that I will go out in the future to dress up ugly, it is estimated that I can attract a few beauties to like him, this thirty-year-old man secretly pondered psychologically.
"Beauty, I heard you right, you said that he is a hundred times more handsome than me, ten thousand times." The dim sum shop owner pointed at Yun Tao and asked Zeng Quan in disbelief.
Although he is now in his forties, he looks very young, many girls used to say that they were very handsome, even if they were married, there were many girls who were willing to have "super friendship" with themselves. Now this beautiful bubbling beauty actually said that she was a hundred or ten thousand times uglier than the ugly man in front of her, who was about the same as the human ancestor "ape-man", how embarrassed was this.
"You heard me right, you are a hundred, ten thousand times uglier than my man."
Zeng Quan gave the aggrieved dim sum shop owner an affirmative answer. Do you think that if you pretend to be very aggrieved, I will take back what I said just now, no way, I dare to say that I and Tingting's man are ugly in front of myself and Tingting, and I said it so ugly, it is more serious than scolding myself and Tingting, "My wife is proud of my husband", how can I let others say bad things about my man in front of myself and Tingting, even if I don't know the way, I will definitely ask for an explanation. Besides, now in my own eyes, Yuntao is indeed a hundred or ten thousand times more handsome than you.
"I also think you're a hundred, ten thousand times uglier than me." Yun Tao said teasingly to the owner of the dim sum shop.
Yuntao listened to Zeng Quan top himself, saying that he was more handsome than the dim sum shop owner, and his heart was very sweet, although Zeng Quan was "out of the eyes of a lover", and imagined himself too handsome, but as a man, an ugly man who has been ridiculed and treated as a monster since he was a child, he heard his own woman, a beautiful woman like a fairy, said that he was handsome, and he was hundreds of times more handsome than the dim sum shop owner in front of him, ten thousand times, he was really moved by the bottomless ground, such a woman is not distressed, Who else can I hurt, hehe, I have to hurt Zeng Quan at night, Yun Tao secretly decided in his heart.
"What do you say, I'm uglier than you, you go out to inquire, who in this area doesn't say that I am Wang Biao handsome, although I am now in my forties, but I am very attractive to little girls, if I look like you, I would have wiped my neck and hanged myself, and I am a hundred times uglier than you, ten thousand times, why don't you die."
Wang Biao, the owner of a somewhat narcissistic dim sum shop, yelled angrily at Yun Tao. Although Zeng Quan also said that he was ugly, Wang Biao was reluctant to be angry with this big beauty.
"If you don't believe it, then there are five people in your store now, in addition to the two of us, there are three people, you ask them, which of us is more handsome, that's it."
Yun Tao proposed, anyway, out of the five people in this store, his side accounts for three, so he wins by himself.
"Yes, who is afraid of whom, this beauty, who do you say is more handsome between me and this ugly man."
Wang Biao, the owner of the dim sum shop, said softly to Jing Ting, wanting Jing Ting, a super beauty, to stand up and say a fair word to herself, as for Zeng Quan, Wang Biao didn't even need to ask, she was the wife of this ugly man, and she was definitely standing on his side with a dead heart, and if she said something against her will, she wouldn't count on her.
I don't know what's wrong with the world, such a fairy-like beauty would marry such an ugly man, this is no longer a "flower inserted in cow dung", but a "violent thing", how can such a beauty have to marry a handsome man like herself.
"Needless to say, it must be you..." Jing Ting paused as she said and looked at the middle-aged boss with a smile.
"Look, this beautiful beauty thinks I'm more handsome than you, you can find a rope to hang yourself, if you can't find a rope, I can give you one, lest you look so ugly, come out scary, die early and get rid of it, hello, hello everyone, haluha"
Wang Biao didn't wait for Jing Ting to say the following words, so he happily said Yuntao, anyway, now it is as vicious as possible to say that Yuntao's subordinates are defeated, who made him look ugly, don't stay at home, come out scared, it doesn't matter if you come out to be scared, I dare to say that I, Wang Biao, look uglier than him, this is absolutely unforgivable.