The Sunset Red Dance Hall, which is located in the westernmost part of the town of Dumb Cave and built directly from the air-raid shelter left over from the early years of the Anti-Japanese War, is far beyond the expectations of Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng.

In Tang Shuxing's expectation, this bar must have hung the dirty lanterns of the 90s, a large blackboard was placed at the door, on which the evening dance music and related elderly activities were written in chalk, and in the pavilion at the entrance stood an old lady with a paralyzed face and twitching the corners of her mouth, selling tickets.

But! The entrance to the ballroom was full of people, and there were many not-so-good cars, most of them Santana, Jetta, and some old jeeps that should have been flattened for recycling. Standing at the door, there were many middle-aged and elderly people holding large bottles of beer and dressed like fashion, talking to each other about the various businesses they had recently started -- the polishing of the atomic bomb, the decoration of the lunar surface, the inner and outer tubes of trains, the turning lights of bullet trains, and even the reconstruction plan of the World Trade Center in New York.

"Wow! This is the Chinese New Year's Eve party, right? Gu Maniac used to like dry old holes, tasteful, and dared to do things that ordinary people dare not do, and my admiration for him deepened a little bit. Tang Shuxing grabbed the strap of his backpack and avoided the middle-aged and elderly friends shuttling around him from time to time.

An old dry hole? You can tell. Ji Kefeng smiled helplessly.

"But what the hell are these old psychopaths doing?" Tang Shuxing looked left and right, and suddenly dragged Ji Kefeng to show him the small door next to the air-raid shelter, "Hey, look over there, there are weird, young man, probably in his early twenties." ”

Ji Kefeng followed what he said, and saw two young people standing sneakily at the door of the small door, knocking on the door with their hands, and then the window on the door opened, and a bespectacled face appeared there, looking at them left and right, and then one of the young men took out a roll of fifty yuan and handed it over, and raised two fingers.

The four-eyed man then took out ten dollars, opened the door and let them in.

"Hey! Twenty dollars a piece, where to find the current price, I know what it is. Tang Shuxing patted Ji Kefeng's shoulder as he spoke, signaling to follow him.

Ji Kefeng grabbed him and asked, "What is it?" Where to fool around? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"To put it mildly, it's a dance hall, but if it's not good, it's a relatively open hair salon with no bed." Tang Shuxing dragged Ji Kefeng aside and slammed close to his body, "This kind of place is called sand." ”

"Sand, huh?" Ji Kefeng shook his head, looking innocent, "I don't understand." ”

"In fact, it should be the sand word next to the stone word, called sand, the reason why it is called this name is because the kind of elegant dance danced by men and women is called the veneer dance, which should actually be called the dance under the sticker, rubbing up and down left and right repeatedly, similar to grinding wheel grinding, hence the name!" Tang Shuxing explained very professionally, "At the beginning, it was 5 yuan for a dance, but now it is estimated to be expensive, right?" I haven't been there for a while, anyway, 5 yuan to accompany you to jump vegetarian, that is, you can't do anything, you can't touch it, you can add money up and down, and then add money Some can let you put a shot in the corner on the spot, and it's cheap, the earliest are middle-aged people, old men, and migrant workers like to go to an affordable and affordable place, but later, students also go, after all, there is no money. ”

"It's an obscene place, right?" Ji Kefeng is a serious way.

Tang Shuxing's face changed, he coughed, nodded and said, "Yes, you said it very well, and it is very accurate to say this, so do you think that Gu Madman is in the place where the old man and the old lady are staying, or is it in the sand?" ”

"Where the old man and the old lady stay!" Ji Kefeng said without thinking, "He's crazy." ”

"Idiot, you!" Tang Shuxing scolded, "All you have in your head are political books, right?" He told us to go, and we couldn't find the old lady, so even if he liked the old lady, he would stay in the sand bar and wait for us! After speaking, Tang Shuxing spread out his hands.

Ji Kefeng looked at his palm and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Don't you buy tickets for the ballroom?" Tang Shu said, "Fifty! ”

"Isn't it forty?" Ji Kefeng paid for it.

"Find the ten yuan and I'll buy water to drink later, now the price of three bottles of water is not ten yuan? Tang Shuxing frowned and said, "Hurry up and give the money!" And you still owe me money. ”

"Good, good, good!" Ji Kefeng took out a hundred and gave it to him.

Tang Shuxing took the money, took out two twenty sheets from his pocket, and glared at Ji Kefeng with squinted eyes and said: "Just like you, you are still a national pacesetter, a people's defender, as soon as you go to the battlefield, you will endorse the enemy and kill them?" Brainless! ”

The two gave money, and the glasses man let them in, of course, because of their accent, the glasses man looked at them a few more times, and Tang Shuxing took the opportunity to ask, "What about Lao Wang?" Is it still here? ”

"Still there, do you know him?" The man with glasses is even stranger.

"You don't know me anymore? Fuck it! Tang Shuxing pointed at him with a smile and took Ji Kefeng in.

As soon as he entered the corridor, Ji Kefeng asked in a low voice, "How do you know Lao Wang?" ”

"Are you stupid?" Tang Shuxing said in a low voice, "Zhao Qiansun, Li Zhou, Wu Zhengwang, China's top 100 surnames, you pick one out at random, add an old word or a small character, and the chance of hitting it is very high." ”

"What if there was no old king?" Ji Kefeng smiled helplessly in the back.

"Then I'll just shake my head and say--impossible, right? Wasn't the slightly chubby one last time who liked to wear old trousers surnamed Wang? I describe it this way, this kind of dress grabs a lot, and if I can't hit it again, I can only die. Tang Shuxing said that he had walked into the noisy dance hall, the dazzling laser light was swaying in all directions, the men and women on the dance floor were close to each other's bodies, and there were several pairs in the corner next to them touching each other, and a pair was desperately snapping in a standing position, but after a few clicks, the man trembled, and it was over.

"Look at this group of **, I'm happy to be like this when I play with each other, maybe I stabbed it all night, only to find that a man filled with lard chrysanthemums exploded!" Tang Shuxing said there.

"Huh? What did you say? Ji Kefeng shouted loudly, because the dance hall was too noisy, and he couldn't hear it at all if he didn't speak loudly.

Tang Shuxing repeated it again, but Ji Kefeng shook his head and pointed to his ear, indicating that he couldn't hear clearly.

Tang Shuxing had to repeat loudly at the top of his voice: "Look at this group of **, they are happy to be like this when they touch each other......"

When Tang Shuxing first started to speak, the music suddenly stopped, and his voice directly surrounded the suddenly quiet dance hall, and then everyone present turned their eyes to Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng.

Tang Shuxing maintained a speaking posture, and Ji Kefeng was also stupid, and then touched Tang Shuxing with his hand and asked: What should I do?

"yes yes yes! The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, yes yes! Let's do it together! Come on! Tang Shuxing suddenly sang and jumped up, waving his hands, Ji Kefeng followed him with his head down, waving his hands from time to time.

A big man with chest hair walked straight to Tang Shuxing's side, looked at him viciously, looked up and down, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, if it weren't for you being a **, I would have killed you a long time ago!" Walk! After speaking, he dragged a woman who looked to be around forty-five years old after wearing heavy makeup and left, and the woman still glared at Tang Shuxing with a disdainful look.

"Walk slowly, spring dreams without traces, good health, and longevity!" Tang Shuxing stood there and waved goodbye, at this time, the music sounded again, and the men and women who had negotiated the price flocked to the dance floor and the corners to do what to do, Ji Kefeng hurriedly dragged Tang Shuxing around to find Gu Huaiyi.

After looking for a while, he didn't find Gu Huaiyi, when Ji Kefeng was in a hurry, he turned around and found that Tang Shuxing was gone, and when he looked at the crowd, he found that Tang Shuxing was sitting in a relatively bright place, standing in front of a woman who was dressed very fashionably and looked relatively young, and said something with her eyebrows fluttering.

Ji Kefeng hurried over and heard Tang Shuxing say to the woman, "Zhang Juan! Is it really you? ”

I'll fuck you, do you see a woman named Zhang Juan? This Zhang Juan owes you a lot of money! Ji Kefeng stepped forward to drag Tang Shuxing, but he felt that it was not easy to start, he didn't pull it, he didn't pull it, and it was very embarrassing to stand there.

"Tomorrow, can you remember, the diary you wrote yesterday, tomorrow do you still remember, you used to cry the most......" Tang Shuxing began to sing "You at the Same Table", the woman swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked to the side, Tang Shuxing thought she couldn't hear, raised her voice, the woman moved to the side, Tang Shuxing quickly sat down, next to him, holding a guitar that did not contain zài, and screamed there incompletely.

Shame on you and you go home! Ji Kefeng dragged Tang Shuxing and was about to leave.

"! I met my first love, it's Zhang Juan! Tang Shu didn't leave the torture to death, and his feet clamped the bench.

Ji Kefeng was dragging alive in that life, and at this moment, the previous woman suddenly screamed and jumped up, her skirt burned, Tang Shuxing immediately stepped forward, and tore off the woman's skirt in three or two strokes, the woman immediately covered her lower body, Tang Shuxing directly stepped forward to hug her lower body and shouted: "Don't be afraid!" I'll help you block it! ”

"You're sick!" The woman immediately pushed Tang Shu away.

"Hey, what the hell! Fuck you! The four men in the corner rushed over from the crowd, grabbed Tang Shuxing and lifted it up, and was about to start fighting, but Ji Kefeng grabbed his fist.

"Fuck you!" The man next to him was carrying the wine bottle, and as soon as he lifted it, a chair was thrown over from a distance, which directly hit the man's head and the beer bottle in his hand, and the man fell to the ground in response, and a figure flew over, kicking a man behind him directly to the wall.

"Zhang Juan! Don't be afraid! There I am! Tang Shuxing stood behind the woman, and the woman watched the fight start, and ran directly to the man who was grabbed by Ji Kefeng's fist.

The person who threw out the chair and started to fight was Gu Huaiyi, who had been waiting in the corner, Gu Huaiyi finished solving the three men in three or two, walked up to Ji Kefeng, pointed to the remaining men and said, "Hey, there is another one for you." ”

Ji Kefeng let go of the man's fist, waved his hand and said, "Get out of here with your people." ”

Seeing that Gu Huaiyi was skilled, the man solved his brother in three or two, hurriedly supported one, and limped to the outside with the other two, and the woman also quickly ran out, at this time the music in the dance hall stopped, and the others stopped dancing, and they all gathered towards the door, not daring to approach Gu Huaiyi, Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng.

"Zhang Juan! See you soon! My phone number is ......," Tang Shuxing said loudly with a phone number.

"This phone number is familiar." Ji Kefeng listened to the recollections, and suddenly remembered that it was his own, "Xing Er, what kind of nerves are you doing!" ”

Tang Shuxing made a gesture of stretching out one arm to grab it, and squinted at Gu Huaiyi who was full of smiles and said, "Hey, Gu Maniac, what's the matter with us?" ”

Gu Huaiyi just laughed, and then heard a loud shout from the door of the dance hall, "Get out of the way!" Get out of the way! The police! ”。

The police? it! Tang Shuxing turned around and hid behind Ji Kefeng, pointed at Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi and said, "Hey, everyone testify for me, I am a victim, they are the perpetrators, remember their faces, you must remember them to the death, and you will have to testify for me when I go back to record a confession later!" ”

When the three policemen rushed in, Gu Huaiyi also happened to open his backpack, poured out a bunch of controlled knives in the bag, piled them all under his feet, and then turned around and looked at the police with a smile.

The policeman pointed at Gu Huaiyi and said, "Stand there and don't move, squat down with your head in your hands!" Hurry up! As he spoke, he drew his pistol.

"Your Excellency!" Tang Shuxing threw himself directly at the feet of the policeman, crawled up along the policeman's ankle, and hugged the other party's thigh like a dog, "You have to be the master for me, my lord!" I was originally a college student, but they tricked me into working part-time, who knew that they brought me to be a duck, my ass hurts so much now, adult, help! I have to receive more than 20 old men a day, and I am now an internal hemorrhoid, an external hemorrhoid, a mixed hemorrhoid, plus an anal fissure......"

The policeman shook his thighs desperately, and finally simply pointed the gun at him, and the other two policemen also stepped forward, pointing at Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi and said, "How many of you are there?" ”

Gu Huaiyi pointed at Ji Kefeng with one hand and Tang Shuxing with the other: "They are my eldest brother and second brother." ”

"Take them all!" The policeman shouted, and then the three policemen took out handcuffs, tortured the three people, and at the same time put the controlled knives into bags, escorted the three people swaggered out - this is the largest weapon fight case cracked by the local police station in five years, but then the story spread out of the police station, spread to the streets and alleys, and after various improvements and upgrades, it became, that day, there were three four-Sichuan arms dealers, with light and heavy weapons, black star, red star, AK47, howitzer, grenade, C4 bombs and other attempts to carry out terrorist activities in the activity place of retired veteran cadres, and attempted to rape an innocent and innocent girl, but the dance hall management came forward to stop it, but the frenzied three injured hundreds of innocent people who acted bravely, and finally were uniformed by the well-trained local police officers who rushed to the local police station without wasting a shot and a bullet, composing a heroic hymn of "establishing the police for the public and enforcing the law for the people".

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In the detention room of the police station, the three of them sat in a row, Gu Huaiyi was still smiling, Tang Shuxing stared at the handcuffs, and Ji Kefeng leaned over to cover his face, not wanting to look at the two idiots around him.

"Illegal possession of controlled knives will result in a fine of 500 per person, 15 days of detention, and food expenses!" Outside the iron railing, a chubby policeman ate a homemade sandwich and said loudly.

"Hey, can you get a discount? This is a contradiction within the people! Let's get a discount of a few points! How about a trifold? Tickets are now all three folds! Tang Shuxing grabbed the iron railing, looked at the back of the fat policeman who left, and hit the railing with handcuffs and said, "At least open the handcuffs!" What should I do if I poop later? Rubbing each other's butts? Hey, don't go! ”