Chapter 884: Conversation between men and Yue'er appeared
After entering bedroom No. 3, Tang Xiaosheng immediately heard the sound of fighting on the beach, and when he looked closely, he saw a woman chasing and killing a man with a flying knife.
The woman with the flying knife was Li Yating, and the man who was chased and killed was Tang Xiaosheng.
"Tang Xiaosheng, where did you hide my photo?"
"How many times have I said that I didn't take your nude photos!"
"Okay, since you don't want to confess, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!"
Before the words fell, Li Yating shook her right hand, and with a bang, the flying knife turned into a flash of silver light, and shot directly towards Tang Xiaosheng.
Seeing this, Tang Xiaosheng, who was standing dozens of meters away, changed his face slightly, Tang Xiaosheng finally reappeared, Li Yating is so ruthless to Tang Xiaosheng now, it is likely that Tang Xiaosheng will wake up from a dream again.
didn't have time to think about it, Tang Xiaoshang thought about it, and sacrificed a white light, like white silk, directly entangled the flying knife in the air, and pulled it down violently, and with a bang, the flying knife fell rapidly and stuck on the sand on the beach.
As soon as the flying knife fell, Tang Xiaosheng's figure flashed, and it had already landed in front of Li Yating, stopping her.
"Miss Li, don't be impulsive." Tang Xiaosheng dissuaded.
Li Yating held back the fire in her belly: "Tang Xiaosheng hasn't returned those photos to me yet, how can you tell me to calm down?" ”
"I understand your feelings, it's just that you chased Tang Xiaosheng with a flying knife, not only could you not get the photo, but you might also scare Tang Xiaosheng away." Tang Xiaosheng reminded, "Tang Xiaosheng hasn't appeared for more than 20 consecutive days, he finally dreamed of this again today, you shouldn't want to scare him away again, right?" ”
Hear the words. Li Yating calmed down a little. Because of the photo, her emotions were a little out of control, and she was anxious to catch Tang Xiaosheng and get the photo back, so she was a little ruthless. However, now that she thought about it carefully, she suddenly realized that Tang Xiaosheng was a dreamer, and Tang Xiaosheng was dreaming at this time. If Tang Xiaosheng is forcibly chased and killed, Tang Xiaosheng will inevitably wake up from this "nightmare".
"So what to do?" Li Yating asked urgently.
"I'll take care of that." Tang Xiaosheng said, "I have a bit of a friendship with Tang Xiaosheng. If your photo is really in Tang Xiaosheng's hands. I'll help you get it back. However, don't act rashly now, otherwise, once Tang Xiaosheng is scared away. I can't help you. You stay here and don't move. I'm going to talk to Tang Xiaosheng alone. ”
Li Yating thought about it for a while. I finally agreed.
After the discussion, Li Yating stayed alone on the east side of the beach, while Tang Xiaosheng and Tang Xiaosheng came to the back of a reef group on the west side of the beach.
After finding a giant black reef that is more than three meters tall. The two hid behind the reef together and began a conversation between the men.
"Say, where are Li Yating's photos?" Tang Xiaosheng got straight to the point and asked.
Tang Xiaosheng looked aggrieved: "I said, I didn't take Li Yating's nude photos." ”
Tang Xiaosheng patted Tang Xiaosheng's shoulder and persuaded earnestly: "Mars, there are no outsiders here, there is no need for you to lie." Everybody's a man, I know that. It's just that you take a photo of someone else's little girl, which is really inappropriate. You take out the photo and return it to Li Yating, and I'll talk to her about it again, this matter will be a big thing and a small thing......"
"Stop!" Tang Xiaosheng interrupted, "I also want to make big things small, small things, the problem is that I really didn't take the photo." Think about it, Li Yating is chasing me with a knife now, if I really took the photo, can I not return it to her? No matter how precious a photo is, it's not as precious as life, isn't it? Taking a step back, if I really took the photo, I could have backed up a photo first, and then returned the original to Li Yating, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone? But why didn't I do it? Just because I didn't even take her picture! ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded, and said: "I understand your feelings, men, they all have a good face, and it is really not honorable to do this kind of thing." But, in fact, it's nothing, sex is human instinct, normal men will like to look at women's nude photos, you don't have to care too much about worldly concepts, if you steal a photo, you steal a photo, it's not a big deal, you don't have to lie deliberately. It's actually quite simple, you just have to hand over the photos and the matter is settled. ”
After a pause, Tang Xiaosheng looked at Tang Xiaosheng and asked, "Say, where is the photo hidden?" ”
"......" Tang Xiaosheng stared at him and said solemnly, "Tang Xiaosheng, don't insult my noble personality with your contemptuous gaze!" I repeat, I really didn't take the picture! If you don't believe me, I can swear to God. If I take a photo of Li Yating, I won't be able to find a girlfriend to help me wash my underwear for the rest of my life! ”
Tang Xiaosheng was stunned, coughed dryly, and said, "Mars, as for it?" Isn't it just a few nude photos, why bother swearing so viciously? You can just hand over the photos, and I'll take care of the rest. If you really can't bear these photos, or else, you can secretly make a copy of it yourself and keep it, and I will not see it. It's the first time I've done something like this, and I'm doing my best to you. ”
Tang Xiaosheng spread his hands: "If you say that again, it will be boring, I swear poisonously, you still don't believe me, I can't help it." ”
Seeing his serious look, Tang Xiaosheng fell silent, and after a while, he asked again: "You really didn't take the photo?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Of course you didn't take it, do you think it's fun to be chased and killed by a woman?" If I had a photo, I would have returned it to Li Yating. ”
Tang Xiaosheng frowned: "If you really didn't take the photo, this matter can't be explained." There are no outsiders in this bedroom 3 at all, no one else has been here except you. If you didn't take the photo, how could the photo be missing? ”
Tang Xiaosheng guessed: "Could it be that Li Yating is lying?" There may not be any nude photos at all, she is talking nonsense and deliberately spreading rumors. ”
"No, it won't." Tang Xiaosheng said, "Li Yating was indeed taken some nude photos, and these photos were taken by Oriental girls. Later, Rong'er made a copy of the photo and put it on the island in bedroom 3. Therefore, the loss of photos is true. Definitely no problem. ”
Tang Xiaosheng was skeptical: "Who is this Li Yating, you believe her so much?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng asked rhetorically: "You don't know who Li Yating is?" ”
"Of course, I don't know the way, I still heard you say the name Li Yating." Tang Xiaosheng said, "If it weren't for being chased and killed by her twice, I wouldn't have known her at all." ”
"How is this possible?" Tang Xiaosheng said puzzledly, "Li Yating is a fictional character in "The Fake Trader", you are the author of "The Imposter Traverser", you have no reason not to know about Li Yating?" Li Yating was conceived by you in the novel? ”
Tang Xiaosheng was slightly stunned: "You mean that I made up the character of Li Yating?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded: "It can be roughly understood in this way." ”
Tang Xiaosheng looked puzzled: "But, I don't seem to have conceived the character of Li Yating?" My outline doesn't have the role of Li Yating at all. ”
Tang Xiaosheng thought for a while and asked, "How many chapters have you written in "Counterfeit Traverser" now?" ”
"Chapter 459." Tang Xiaosheng said. "In the novel. Tang Xiaosheng has won the Oscar and is ready to marry ten Bai Fumei's wives, reaching the pinnacle of his life, and this novel is almost finished. ”
"Finished?" Tang Xiaosheng's face was shocked. "No, I can't. That's why you wrote chapter 459. How can I finish the book? This novel has to be written at least 900 chapters......"
"Chapter 900?" Tang Xiaosheng's eyes widened, "What are you kidding, when you write chapter 400." Tang Xiaosheng is already invincible in the world, how can he write it later? ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "As long as you make up your mind to write, there is always a way to write it, there are thousands of irrigation skills, spend more time on research, I believe it should be no problem to drag the novel for another 500 chapters." In short, you can't finish a novel, you have to write it, and you can't finish it if you don't write 900 chapters. ”
"Tang Xiaosheng, you are too strong to be difficult!" Tang Xiaosheng said, "When I wrote chapter 358, the starting point-editor talked to me, saying that this novel has been turned into slag, and I can't make money if I write it again, and suggested that I consider opening a new book, I gritted my teeth to make it to chapter 459, and you actually let me hold on to chapter 900 now?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Making money is important, but saving the world is even more important. If you don't finish this novel, the entire 'Earth 13 space-time' will be completely destroyed, and then I will be wiped out. Of course, you can not care about my life, but you have to think about Yue'er, Ziwen, Yameng, and Rong'er? ”
After a pause, Tang Xiaosheng continued, "Do you really have the heart to watch Yue'er, Ziwen, and Yameng completely disappear from this world? Rong'er also once roasted a big lobster for you, and also helped you conceive the plot of "Fake Traverser", and guided you to write, a cute girl like Rong'er, you really can't bear to watch her disappear? ”
Tang Xiaosheng was stunned: "So serious? ”
"If it weren't serious, I wouldn't force you like that." Tang Xiaosheng said, "Actually, it is also good for you to finish writing "Imposter Traverser". Isn't your depression still unresolved? Since the disease has not been cured, you should continue to treat, and writing this novel will help you recover from your condition. I believe that when you finish writing "Imposter Traverser", your depression will be cured. In short, you must finish this novel in terms of reason, public and private. ”
With a long sigh, Tang Xiaosheng looked at the hazy and boundless sea in front of him, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "If you really want to write it, how should you write the plot behind the 500 chapters of "Fake Traverser"?" The plot is exhausted, I really can't make it up, I have no idea at all. ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "There is no road in the world, but some people go to go, so there is a road, and people should strive to become pioneers, not substitutes." There are no boundaries in the world, and how big the heart is, how big the world is. As long as you dare to go, there is always a road ahead. If you really can't find the idea of a novel, I can ask Rong'er to help you and let her tell you the plot after chapter 500 of "The Imposter Traverser". However, Rong'er is not omnipotent, and there are some plots that you still need to conceive by yourself, for example, Li Yating. ”
After a pause, Tang Xiaosheng continued, "Li Yating is a character who appeared after Chapter 800 of "The Fake Traverser", and this character should have been conceived by you. What you intended to conceive this character in the first place, what its role was, and what her ending would be, only you know. Therefore, only you know what Li Yating's photo is all about. ”
Tang Xiaosheng was puzzled: "Is the role of Li Yating in the novel very important?" Do you have to think about it? ”
Tang Xiaosheng explained: ""The Imposter Traverser" was written today, and I thought it would be almost over. Because Mickey Mouse has completed the plot of "Dragon Babu", the identity of the tiger girl has been revealed, all the villains have changed their ways, and all disputes are over, which is obviously the rhythm of the finale. It's just that I never expected that Li Yating's nude photos were lost, and there were some small turmoil. Although Li Yating is only a supporting role, before the novel, she still has to figure out the nude photos, so as not to leave a bad impression on the reader. ”
Tang Xiaosheng thought for a while. Nodding helplessly: "Okay." I'll give it a try and see if I can conceive the plot of Li Yating. Then again, you are the god of all gods to your abilities. It's perfectly possible to disguise a set of photos. Then return it to Li Yating. ”
"It doesn't work. Li Yating's IQ is amazingly high, and she can guess 99% of the plot of "Fake Traverser", if I disguise the photos. Nine times out of ten, she will find that the misunderstanding will only get deeper. Tang Xiaosheng explained, "Unless I have to, I will not give Li Yating any more 'anti-vomiting and brain awakening pills'." ”
"Can Li Yating guess 99% of the plot?" Tang Xiaosheng was curious, "This is equivalent to saying that only 1% of the plot in "Counterfeit Traverser" is something that Li Yating can't guess, what kind of plot is this 1%?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "It's the end of the novel. ”
"The end?"
"Yes." Tang Xiaosheng said, "The ending of the novel is conceived by you, and I haven't conceived it yet, which means that the ending of the novel does not exist for the time being, and Li Yating naturally can't guess it." When you conceive the ending of the novel, you should be able to find Li Yating's nude photos. ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng roughly understood the situation, and also had a basic understanding of the meaning of the ending of the novel, sighed, and said: "Okay, I'll make up the plot behind the novel as soon as possible, and find Li Yating's photo as soon as possible, I don't want to be chased and killed by Li Yating." ”
Tang Xiaosheng said with a smile: "Even if you are chased and killed by Li Yating, you don't have to worry. You are in a dream now, even if Li Yating kills you, you just have a nightmare......"
"In a dream?" When he heard these three words, Tang Xiaosheng couldn't help frowning, and at the same time, his body suddenly became transparent little by little, and after a while, it disappeared directly.
Seeing the scene of Tang Xiaosheng disappearing, Tang Xiaosheng realized that he had leaked his mouth. When a person realizes that he is dreaming, he can easily wake up from the dream. It was precisely because of this that after learning that he was dreaming, Tang Xiaosheng woke up.
After Tang Xiaosheng had left, Tang Xiaosheng got up and left the reef group and returned to the beach.
At this time, there were more than a dozen beauties sitting on the beach, in addition to Li Yating, there were also Yang Ziwen, Chen Yameng, Xiaolongnu, Ren Yingying, Guo Xiang, Gan Shijiumei and others, all of whom were patiently waiting for the photos.
"Where's the photo?" After Tang Xiaosheng appeared, Li Yating immediately stepped forward quickly and asked eagerly.
Tang Xiaosheng slowed down and said, "Miss Li, I have already criticized Tang Xiaosheng for you, this kid took your photo, it is indeed wrong, he has also recognized his mistake, and promised to return the photo to you." Tang Xiaosheng has already agreed, and he will return the photo to you when he comes next time. ”
Li Yating bent her eyebrows: "Tang Xiaosheng is gone?" ”
"He woke up from his dream and left." Tang Xiaosheng added, "As long as he dreams again, you will be able to get the photo." ”
Li Yating was not very satisfied with this result, but when things came to this point, there was no better way to do it, so she could only accept it.
……
After this episode, it was already late at night, and Li Yating hadn't slept for several days and nights for the sake of the photo, so she went back to rest first.
When Li Yating left, Xiaolongnu, Ren Yingying, Zhao Min, Guo Xiang, Xiao Huangrong, Dongfang Undefeated and others also went back to the bedroom to rest, only two beauties were left by Tang Xiaosheng, they were Yang Ziwen and Chen Yameng.
Late at night.
Under the moonlight, the beach.
Tang Xiaosheng held Yang Ziwen in his left hand and Chen Yameng in his right hand, and the three of them sat together on the soft sand facing the sea.
"It's finally going to end." Chen Yameng looked at the calm sea and said with emotion. Now that all the villains have surrendered, even Mickey Mouse has changed his ways, all crises have been lifted, and the world has finally returned to peace.
"Wife, it's not the end, it's just the beginning." Tang Xiaosheng corrected.
"Just getting started?" Chen Yameng bent her eyebrows, "What do you mean?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng reminded: "Didn't we discuss it before. A million children together in the future? Some time ago, I was busy and didn't have much time, so I didn't mention it after giving birth. And now that I finally have free time, I can put the plan of having a baby on the agenda. ”
Taking a deep breath, Tang Xiaosheng said with emotion, "Giving birth to a million children, tsk, this huge project, I feel passionate and exciting when I think about it." It's bound to be a wonderful trip that you can't stop. ”
"......" Chen Yameng glared at Tang Xiaosheng with beautiful eyes. You scoundrel! ”
"Lady, that's a mistake." Tang Xiaosheng said, "You are my wife, and it is natural for me to have a child." How is it a rogue? ”
Chen Yameng pouted. Rhetorical question: "How can a husband ask his wife to have a million children?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Wife." You have to think about it holistically, not from a worldly perspective. Ordinary people can only live for a few decades, and the number of children they give birth to is naturally small. And I am the main god of the world. You are the goddesses of the worldly realm, with an infinite lifespan, and it is really not too much to have a million children. In the future, we can travel through time and space and have children at the same time, go to one time and space, have a dozen children, and then change time and space, and then give birth again until we are born in the whole universe. ”
"......" Chen Yameng.
After a pause and looking at Yang Ziwen, Tang Xiaosheng asked, "Baby, how many children are you going to have with me?" You are Yamon's sister, and Yameng has decided to give birth to a million, so you can't say less than that, right? ”
"......" Yang Ziwen's ruddy thin lips pursed slightly, and after a while, her soft gaze fell on Tang Xiaosheng's face, and she said softly, "No kidding, I want to tell you something." ”
Tang Xiaosheng stared at her: "You say." ”
After brewing for a while, Yang Ziwen said: "I know that you are good to me, and I have also thought about being with you, but I ......"
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng already knew what she wanted to say: "It's just that you still can't let go of Tang Xiaosheng in your heart, right?" ”
Yang Ziwen nodded lightly: "After all, I have been in love with him for more than ten years, and I have always regarded him as the most important person in my life, and I think I will never forget him for the rest of my life." ”
Chen Yameng on the side said: "Sister Yang, but Tang Xiaosheng is just a person in a dream, you can't let him accompany you in your dream for a lifetime, right?" Tang Xiaosheng still has a normal life in the 'X Earth Time and Space', he has a lot of things to do, it is impossible for him to always indulge in dreams, right? ”
Yang Ziwen said: "But, if even I leave Tang Xiaosheng, won't he have nothing?" ”
Chen Yameng explained: "Sister Yang, I don't think it's right for you to think so. Tang Xiaosheng has always hoped that you can be with Tang Xiaosheng, because only by settling you in your dreams can Tang Xiaosheng start a new life in the 'X Earth Time and Space'. If Tang Xiaosheng continues to entangle with you in his dreams, it means that he still can't let go of you in his heart. If Tang Xiaosheng can't let go of you, then he will definitely not be able to accept other girls and start a new relationship in the 'X Earth Time and Space'. Therefore, in order for Tang Xiaosheng to let go of you, you should also learn to let go of Tang Xiaosheng. ”
Sinking deeply, Chen Yameng said seriously, "Sister Yang, you and Tang Xiaosheng are now people from two different worlds, you should both start your own new lives, and you shouldn't just live in dreams." ”
Yang Ziwen was stunned, she understood what Chen Yameng meant, but she still felt uncomfortable in her heart.
"Baby, since you are reluctant to leave the '13th Earth Plane', then let's settle here." Tang Xiaosheng hugged Yang Ziwen's slender waist and said, "I also like it here, let's live for a million or two million years first, and when we get bored, we will change time and space." ”
Yang Ziwen shook her head: "You don't have to stay with me......"
"Be polite to me, really." Tang Xiaosheng said, "It is a matter of course to accompany the old woman, anyway, this matter is decided." ”
Yang Ziwen reminded: "If you stay here, what will Tang Yue and Tang Xiaoyu do?" ”
"Isn't there a moonlight treasure box?" Tang Xiaosheng touched it in his arms, took out a purple crescent-shaped box, and said, "After a while, I will go to the 'No. 0 Earth Time and Space' and bring Yue'er and Yu'er here, and our family of more than 20 will all live in the Bauhinia Community and share the joy of family." ”
Chen Yameng reminded: "Husband, can more than 20 people live?" Sister Yang's house is only three bedrooms and one living room. ”
"Of course I can." Tang Xiaosheng pointed to the sea in front of him and said, "This No. 3 bedroom alone is enough to accommodate hundreds of millions of people, even if we give birth to a million children, we can accommodate it!" ”
"......" Chen Yameng.
Tang Xiaosheng looked at the surrounding coast, turned his head to look at Yang Ziwen, and said, "Baby, why don't we build a house on the coast?" In the future, you will live directly on the coast and will not have to go back to bedroom 1. Tang Xiaosheng will appear in this sea area every three or five times now, if you live on the coast, it is easier to see Tang Xiaosheng, so as not to run back and forth in two bedrooms. ”
After listening to his words, Yang Ziwen's pretty face couldn't help showing a touch of guilt, bit her red lip, and said, "Don't be so good to me, I have more than you as a man in my heart." ”
Tang Xiaosheng smiled and gently hugged Yang Ziwen's fragrant shoulder: "This is very fair, anyway, I don't have you as a woman in my heart." If you have no opinion, the matter is settled, and tomorrow I will start building a villa on the coast, and from then on we will live by the sea as a family. As soon as you open the window, you can see the blue sea, and you can enjoy the sea breeze, collect shells, row, and catch fish...... If you are tired of playing, you can wear a bikini and lie on the beach to bask in the sun, how moisturizing this life is......"
"......" Yang Ziwen.
"......" Chen Yameng.
"By the way, baby, what style of villa do you like?" Tang Xiaosheng asked, "Do you like classical or modern?" Sci-fi, or fantasy......"
"Brother Tang!"
As he was talking, at this moment, a familiar girl's voice suddenly came from behind him.
The sound is crisp and sweet, like a natural sound.
Almost subconsciously, Tang Xiaosheng turned his head to look, and saw a woman standing on the beach behind him, dressed in a white blouse, with a sweet smile on her beautiful face, and eyes as clear as spring water staring at Tang Xiaosheng.
"Yue'er?" (To be continued......)