Chapter Twenty-Six: You Did It On Purpose! I'm going to impeach you!
"The above is a description of the ethereal root, no matter how detailed the information is, I'm sorry we don't have it here, and I believe there will be no other place, after all, it's a legend that no one has seen for thousands of years."
After explaining the details of the ethereal root, the girl fell silent, quietly waiting for the audience to digest it.
"Oh yes, Uncle Jiu just added that you can also consider using you as the mascot of the Spirit Sword Sect, at least you are also the spiritual root of the Ancient Immortal Emperor, at least in terms of momentum, you can overwhelm the Shengjing Immortal Sect."
After finishing speaking, even with the nature of this girl, she felt that Uncle Jiu's suggestion was very inappropriate, and when she was about to say something, she heard Wang Lu clapping her hands.
"Okay, it's a deal!"
"Huh!?"
"Long live the mascot! Spirit Sword sent me! ”
Wang Lu was worthy of being a record-setting trialist in the cloud wave map, his position changed quickly, and his resoluteness almost scared the bright girl out of her illness.
"You, you, you...... How can you do that!? ”
The girl was completely in a mess, Wang Lu's reaction was completely different from what the master had explained, how could it be broken! Master said that he might be angry, he might be dead, he might be hysterical, he might be arguing, but he didn't say that he would be happy to be a mascot!
Even Hai Yunfan, who was next to him, felt that his chin was a little dislocated, and he closed his chin with a slap in pain, but deep in his heart he couldn't help but start roaring wildly: "What about the divorce flow?" What about opening another stove if it's good!? Brother Wang Lu, your image in my mind has collapsed a little too quickly! ”
As a result, the elders in the hall were also a little unable to sit still at this time, and a young woman's voice came out with some panic: "This strong man, I was just joking, don't take it so seriously." ”
As a result, Wang Lu asked with a smile: "The mascot of your faction includes food and lodging, right?" ”
"Package, room and board......?"
"Is there a compilation? Is there a commission? Do you have paid annual leave? ”
The woman in the hall was unconscious, and her mouth was stammering.
Then Wang Lu said: "Since your faction asked me to be a mascot, you won't regret it again, right?" It would be a great pity if the five major sects were scolded for having no credibility, going back on their word, being incorruptible and shameless, and not even being as good as a cult. ”
As a result, the girl in front of the hall seemed to be frightened, her eyes widened very nervously, and she turned around and said, "Uncle Nine, it doesn't seem good to go back on your word. ”
"What the hell are you stupid!?"
Then the girl held her head and shouted "Pain, pain, pain, ......", and was forcibly pulled back into the hall, silent.
The long silence ...... The elders in the Xuanyun Hall also began to feel embarrassed by the current situation, the Spirit Sword Sect, as a righteous path ancient sect, attached great importance to reputation and integrity, which was incomprehensible to other sects in the immortal cultivation world today, but the mascot was too child's play, so it couldn't be wrong......
After a long time, another voice came from the hall, also a female voice, but it was a little more mature than the previous Ninth Uncle, with a hint of cynicism in her tone.
"Interesting? Do you want to be the mascot of the Spirit Sword Sect? ”
Wang Lu smiled: "I want to be the head, you have to let it too." ”
"That must not be allowed, because I want to be a ...... Hehe, although I don't know what these fools have left you out of the list, but it's not bad to be a mascot, our Spirit Sword Sect is a top sect, and the benefits of the sect's mascot are innumerable, even if you can't practice, but with the signboard of the Spirit Sword Sect, bullying men and women is simple! Don't say that the prince of pigs and poultry will never dare to do anything to you, even if you go to Huajie Willow Lane to prostitute in the future, you don't need money! …… Alas, what are you guys holding me back? I'll tell you the truth, I don't need money! ”
Soon there was a sound of ping-pong fighting in the hall, and then the woman coughed: "In short, the benefits of mascots are innumerable, and the treatment is better than that of ordinary inner disciples, but you have not practiced and are not beautiful, and you can't repay the sect at all, and choosing you as a mascot is a pure waste of sect resources, and there is no benefit at all." ”
Hearing this, Wang Lu finally couldn't help laughing.
It was not ridicule, or laughter in anger, for the woman who was talking in the room made him feel something indescribable...... How to say it, it was like listening to himself talking, although those words sounded just a gag, but Wang Lu could easily hear the true meaning behind the woman.
She was reminding herself of something crucial.
But why do you need to remind it, as a professional adventurer, Wang Lu certainly knows that he still has a hole card in his hand that is enough to turn things around.
"Oh, I see, if you want to be a mascot, you have to pay a franchise fee first, right? The Spirit Sword Sect is a sect of cultivating immortals, and the gold and silver in the mortal world are meaningless, so you have to use the money in the mountains, right? It just so happens that I still have it here, give you five cents! ”
Wang Lu sneered, took out an object from his arms, and the jingle bounced into the air, flying towards the Xuanyun Hall wrapped in white light.
As soon as this thing appeared, there was chaos in the hall.
"Holy, what's that!?"
"How could he have such a thing!?"
"It's actually Xiaoyun Ancient Money! Brother, this is your illegitimate child again, right!? ”
The nine elders in a row all opened their mouths wide at this moment, staring at a copper coin that popped into the hall.
Cloud Ancient Money!
Copper coins are just ordinary copper coins, which have not been cultivated by monks, nor do they contain any priceless treasures, but they are more moving than any treasures.
This is ancient money...... Legend has it that the ancestor of the Spirit Sword Sect, Xiaoyun Zhenren, once left a few traces of dust in the red dust, and he gave a few copper coins to those who had great kindness to him, and the person who held the copper coin could make a request at will.
This kind of story is not uncommon in the world of cultivating immortals, many sects have similar props spread outside, now thousands of years have passed, the genuine Xiaoyun ancient money has long disappeared in the long river of history, it is impossible to survive to this day, and now this Xiaoyun ancient money is an imitation of the ancestor to be commemorated by future generations.
But the effect is the same, holding the ancient money, you can make any request to the Spirit Sword Sect, and use the reputation of the head Feng Yin Zhenren as a guarantee. Although no one has actually used it so far, with the reputation of the real person of the wind, no one will doubt its efficacy.
Holding this Xiaoyun Ancient Coin, let alone being a mascot for the Spirit Sword Sect, even if he asked the elders of the Heavenly Sword Hall to make him a mascot, it was completely feasible in theory. Of course, if someone really makes such an unreasonable request, the real person in charge can only fight with an old face and resolutely repay the debt-unless it is the original five elders who are selected as the mascots, the head will happily agree.
Of course, the key question now is not how effective this ancient coin is, but why this ancient coin will fall into Wang Lu's hands. There should be only one Xiaoyun Ancient Coin circulating now, and it is in the hands of someone who is extremely close to the head of the family, but other than that......
The ninth senior sister was puzzled: "Senior brother in charge, your illegitimate son?" ”
The head of the house was also wondering, of course he remembered that the Xiaoyun Ancient Coin was handed over to someone by himself three years ago, but how could it fall into his hands? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!
But it doesn't matter if you can't figure it out, this kind of thing, as long as you ask someone, there must be an answer.
Thinking of this, the head of the house pulled a certain former elder who was watching the excitement at the door, and flashed to the top of Xingchen Peak.
"Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The former elder who was suddenly arrested by Zhuang Ding, that is, the fifth senior sister of the head of the family, was also confused: "What's going on!?" ”
The head asked: "It's that Wang Lu, how can he have Xiao Ling'er's ancient money?" ”
The fifth senior sister sneered: "Of course it was given by Xiao Ling'er, otherwise who else could have robbed it?" ”
"Xiao Ling'er gave it!? This...... How could she possibly do that? The boss was obviously incredulous, "Even if she hates me again, she won't be ......."
The fifth senior sister continued to sneer: "Do you remember the bet you made with Xiao Ling'er before the Immortal Ascension Conference? If she can earn enough five million taels before the Immortal Ascension Conference starts, you won't interfere with her running an inn in Lingxi Town, if not, she will go up the mountain to live, and then I won't say much about the outcome of the gambling game...... And Xiao Ling'er was able to win the gamble because of the help of that kid, so she favored him very much, and she wished to meet him on the mountain. And you also know that she hates you, so what is a mere ancient coin? ”
"This ......" the head of the house was speechless for a moment, and after a while, he asked again, "What about you?" You just watched that kid ......"
As a result, before she finished speaking, the fifth senior sister became angry: "It's not you old fool who is getting in the way?" I didn't want to be cheeky in Taoyuan Village, and I had to recycle the ancient money, but you not only stopped me, but also deducted my salary, didn't you!? ”
“…… Alas, who would have thought that you would really do serious things, and you said it nicely, but in fact, you just wanted to cheat Xiao Ling'er's ancient money for your own use. ”
The fifth senior sister flipped the table angrily: "Damn, don't you know me so well...... No, you don't want to do anything wrong and shirk your responsibility! ”
This matter is indeed a bad thing for the head of the family, and he is embarrassed to argue again, so he has to change the topic: "Speaking of which, this Wang Lu is really powerful, compared to him, that Wang Zhong does not have the demeanor of a son of destiny at all." ”
Originally, it was just gossip used to change the topic, but after not wanting to finish speaking, the fifth senior sister stared at him with extremely terrifying eyes.
Rao is the cultivation of the wind chanting real people and turning into gods, and he is also stared at restlessly: "Uh, what's wrong? ”
"You...... Who said that Wang Zhong was the son of destiny? ”
"Huh? Didn't you say that? ”
"Fart! When did I say that Wang Zhong is the son of destiny? Looking at his bird-like appearance, you know that it is impossible, right!? What a tragic destiny would have to be for him to go to the Destiny of the Child!? I said, why did you look at him for so long like a stupid force, it turns out that you took Wang Zhong as the son of destiny!? ”
The head was also anxious: "Just kidding, it's not that you said that you want to design a level in Lingxi Town, you can't break it unless you are a true genius, and then ......"
Then the fifth senior sister was even more impatient: "Yes, that's right, wasn't it cracked by that stupid force?" ”
The boss's eyes widened: "Huh? Isn't it Wang Zhong who cracks the level? ”
The fifth junior sister took the case: "Wang Zhong!? What the hell did you cross over from? Say, where is the real boss!? ”
This time, the boss calmed down, quickly re-sorted his memories, and soon found the problem.
"I'm ashamed to say that I didn't confirm it with my own eyes, but I just glanced through the door...... I also wonder how the legendary characters are only three spiritual roots...... At that time, the power of the stars was diverted for other purposes, and it was too late to open the Great Yan Spirit Eye, and I didn't see that Wang Lu was an ethereal spirit root, and I thought he was an ordinary person, so I mistook it for Wang Zhong......"
"You stupid bastard, you know that you are blind and can't tell the difference between tea and the year after practicing the exercises, you don't wear glasses when you go out, and you dare not open your spiritual eyes, you must have done it on purpose, right?! I'm going to impeach you! Then impeach the next head until the order is mine! ”
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