Chapter 428: When the Happiness Arrives, the Sand Dust Scares the Pee!
This sandstorm blew for two days and two nights, and directly turned the capital Jinghua into a loess city.
Although the provincial and municipal governments in the north have taken all protective and security measures in advance, the sandstorm has still caused a lot of impact on various regions.
According to incomplete statistics, the economic losses of several major provinces and cities affected by this sandstorm have reached hundreds of millions of Chinese yuan.
In the aftermath of this sandstorm, calls for a thorough control of desertification have become even louder, and countless people are calling on the government to increase its efforts in wind prevention and sand fixation.
Unlike the previous when the common people simply shouted slogans, this time the big guys unanimously put forward a slogan, that is, "When you are happy, the dust scares the pee!" ”
As for the reason for this slogan, it has to be attributed to this sandstorm.
When the people in a large area of the north were ravaged to death by this sandstorm, the Happy Farm on the outskirts of Jinghua was a completely different scene, the sandstorm seemed to have completely forgotten this place, and it swept from the north, but with a wave of his sleeves, he did not leave a little yellow sand!
"Well, today is a good day, I took my wife and children to sit by the fairy lake, fishing while enjoying the spectacular scene of the sandstorm in the distance, not to mention how comfortable!" When a farmer posted a photo of him taking his wife and children to the Fairy Lake to fish during the sandstorm on Weibo, it immediately attracted the attention of others, and quickly became popular on the Internet after some Aite and retweets!
A returnee netizen who had just returned to China asked: "I'll wipe it!" Where is this fairy lake? Didn't even get hit by a sandstorm? Kneel down and beg for the address! ”
"The buddy upstairs is from Mars, right? I don't even know the origin of this fairy lake? ”
"I'm sorry, I just came back from abroad a few years ago. Looks like you know, brother! ”
"Not really! Nowadays, there are really not many people in the whole Huaguo who don't know about this fairy lake! The netizen said triumphantly, "That fairy lake is in the Happy Farm!" ”
"Happy Farm? I've heard about it many times abroad! It seems to be very popular now! ”
"It's not just a fire! It's a fire mess! What followed was a flurry of admiration. Directly began to crooked buildings.
After a while, someone suddenly remembered the crux of the matter: "I'll wipe it!" Judging from this photo, the Happy Farm was not hit by this sandstorm? It can't be, right?! ”
"That's it! I think this is clearly Happy Farm wants to use this sandstorm to advertise! What a shame! Is it interesting to build your business on our misery? I don't believe that Happy Farm is really safe from the sandstorm! ”
"How long has it been since this guy upstairs has been brainwashed? My head is full of earwax! Your brain is full of earwax, right? With the current fame of Happy Farm, do you still need this kind of advertisement?! ”
"Well said upstairs! Top one! Lao Tzu is the most annoying to that kind of brainless black! I can't see the good of others, and I can't find any reason to mess with the blacks! What a disgrace to humanity! ”
"......" has since omitted hundreds of scolding posts again.
Just when netizens were so happy, the old man who sent the pictures that caused a scolding war suddenly uploaded another video: "I heard that some people suspect that these pictures of mine are Happy Farm doing false advertising? In order to prove the innocence of the farmstead. Hereby upload this video! ”
The content of the video is very simple, it should be taken temporarily by this guy who posted the picture after seeing the comments on the Internet, and the whole picture goes around the fairy lake. I photographed the fairy lake that caused ripples in the wind, and also photographed the trees and grass that were blown to the side of the fairy lake, and there was a distant mountain shrouded in yellow sand in the distance and the sky of Hui'an!
At the end of the video, there is a middle finger. There was also a voiceover: "See? Happy Farm is such a cow! Do you know why the sandstorm didn't come? Because. Happy boss has returned to the village today! ”
As soon as this video was uploaded, it immediately caused crazy clicks and reprints, and countless people were amazed at the magic of Happy Farm for a while!
Where even sandstorms can't affect it, it can really be called a paradise on earth!
As the video was continuously reprinted, some netizens also began to change the last paragraph of the video.
In fact, the buddy who posted the video said this sentence completely on a whim and said it nonsense, but with the picture at the time, it formed a particularly domineering declaration, which made people form an illusion: because he returned to the farm happily. So the sandstorm didn't hit Happy Farm.
In the end, with a group of people joking again and again. That sentence was eventually evolved into its current version.
"When you are happy, the sand and dust scare the pee!"
So, after the sandstorm, a group of netizens began to appeal on the Internet to ask the government departments to come forward and invite Happy to fight the sand!
"In ancient times, there was Dayu to control the water, and now there is a happy sand control, I wipe, I am a little excited when I think about it!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Since Boss Happy can save Happy Farm from sandstorms, then he has a way to protect the entire north from sandstorms! The relevant departments hurry up and take action! ”
"That's it! I can't stand this weather anymore! Oh my God, in just these two days, I lost more than 200,000 yuan! ”
"I'm rubbing! Upstairs local tyrant wow! Big brother begs for support! ”
"Wrap +1! Big brother, I'm very good at raising it, only 20,000 yuan a year is enough! ”
“……”
Of course, some people applaud, and naturally some people sing the opposite.
This kind of lively topic about happiness is indispensable to a group of black-hearted carbons anyway, and seeing that everyone's eyes are focused on happiness again, this group of black-hearted carbons is dispatched again.
"You brainless fans, don't be embarrassed! The reason why Happy Farm was not attacked by the sandstorm is related to the special geographical prototype there, and it has a fart relationship with Happy! A bunch of brain-dead! ”
"Well said upstairs! I can't stand it anymore! I don't know how many farm employees' vests are clamoring here! When the joy comes, the sand and dust scare the pee, it's so disgusting! Can you be more shameless?! ”
"This is the most disgusting ad I've ever heard! You happy brain-dead fans are terminally ill and incurable! Please use what little human intelligence you have left! ”
This time, these black-hearted carbons are obviously also prepared, some of them are desperate for abuse, some are justified and well-founded, and some are serious and reasonable, for a while, the words of the black-hearted carbons did have a certain effect, so that some neutral netizens also began to reflect on whether they were a little overheated.
At this time, happy fans also began to fight back.
"A bunch of fools! I don't know whose IQ is worrying? Anyone with a brain knows that the phrase 'when you are happy, the dust scares the pee' is just an exaggerated joke! We didn't say we were happy to have the mana of the gods, and we could single-handedly send dust to the sandstorm! Say we have a low IQ? Think about it with your fully atavistic minds! ”
"Well said upstairs! Some people know that their eyes are red, but they don't know that with their IQ, they can only hide behind the computer and curse like this! ”
Just when the happy fans and the black heart carbon quarreled again, a group of netizens who belonged to neither happy fans nor black heart carbon suddenly interjected.
"Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you're arguing about, but for all our brothers and sisters in our tribe, Mr. Happy is a messenger of God! He gives us hope for revival! ”
"I hope that those who scold and question Mr. Happy can come to Alxa to take a good walk and have a look, and see the grassland greening construction under the leadership of Mr. Happy! Here is the most conclusive evidence that Mr. Happy is an oracle! ”
"Our ten tribes in Alxa all believe that if it is Mr. Happy, then he will be able to drive away all the sandstorms that are raging in the northern land!"
Seeing these rumors, the happy fans all laughed, these people are obviously friends from the Alxa area, although they are not currently happy fans, but it can be seen that they are also happy supporters, or it won't be long before these people will become happy fans!
"Haha! Did you hear that? Let's talk with facts, the miracle of greening in the Alxa area is enough to prove that Happy definitely has the strength to solve the problem of sandstorms! ”
With the joint efforts of happy fans and Alxa netizens, the black-hearted carbons were suddenly beaten and retreated, and finally had to stop fighting.
"This kid! It's really a toss! At the regular report meeting of the municipal government, Li Youjun listened to the secretary general of the municipal party committee on some recent public opinion data in Jinghua, and knew that many people were enthusiastically recommending happiness to the government departments to control sandstorms.
"Mayor, I've also seen those photos and videos, and the sandstorm didn't hit Happy Farm at all, I have to say that this is really amazing," the secretary general said with a sigh on his face after the report.
"Yes! I also read those materials, and it's really amazing! And judging from the recent greening miracle in the Alxa area, Happy may really be a good hand at controlling desertification! Another member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee said.
"Mayor, that happy will soon be your niece-in-law, right? You can discuss this matter with him! In the past two days, the secretaries-general of several other provinces and cities have also contacted me to inquire about the happy situation! The secretary-general said with a smile, "If we can, we can jointly recommend Happy to the State Council to take up this desertification control work!" (To be continued......)