Chapter 11 Sha Seng's helplessness against Zhu Bajie)

Sharp and Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City to make a fortune in the future, but the sharpness in contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice.

"Uh...... Is the earth round? It's the Earth! Sister Feng! Sister Fleur! That's not the internet celebrity of decades ago on Earth! "This old man is talking about the words of the earth, could it be that he is an earthling who accidentally crossed over here like himself? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly followed the sound and walked over, and gradually approached, Sharp saw a full beard, loose and messy hair, lazy, leisurely basking in the sun under a high wall.

This sloppy old man, from the sun-soaked eyes that couldn't open the eyes, saw a sharp walk, couldn't help but flash, and then shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, we are destined in the dark, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, brother only hopes that people who are destined will come early, and peerless cheats are only sent to people who are destined!" ”

"Old man, what is the circle of the earth? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong? Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Pig?" ”

When the sloppy old man heard the sharp question, his eyes didn't break, and he snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, bratless boy, why are there so many boring questions." ”

"Uh...... What do you say, old man? Hurry up and talk back. Shen Li, who was following sharply, said angrily.

Seeing this, Sharp Squatted and glared back at Shen Li, and then said patiently: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?" ”

"Gifts to destined people!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms of the sharp man who was squatting in front of him, and then staggered to his feet, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I'll go!" ”

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his body move, leaving only an afterimage, and he lost his trace.

"Ah...... me, master! Shen Li's face was full of shock, and his face was full of incredulity.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on the earth that is angry and has no place to be ashamed of when he sees it? My day he has an eye drop...... "The performance of the sloppy old man shocked Shen Qian alone, and the sharpness who had been squatting was completely 'thundered' at this time, and he sat on the ground at once.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were talking to the old king, they often heard this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things, Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered and pulled the sharp words that were sitting on the ground: "Big ...... Big...... Big brother, hurry up and ...... Hurry up and see...... Look, this ...... What did the old fairy give you? ”

"yes, take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

Xiao Yunzi pulled and swayed from side to side with a sharp 'uh', gradually regained consciousness, and hurriedly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand, Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurried over.

"Uh, why don't you have the name of the martial arts cheats on the yellowed book cover? It's not the same as what it shows on TV! Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned the first page, as soon as he saw the content on it, he shouted out with a sharp 'whoop', stood up and scolded: "I'm '', the pig's head is a ball, what about playing with me?" Is there anything like this? Don't bring such a playful person! ”

"Oops, Mom!" The sharp sudden madness frightened Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi.

"Boss, what's written on this? How come I haven't seen such a text? Xia Qi looked at the page that was sharply grasped in his hand, and asked a few words that he didn't recognize.

"Oh, hell if you know each other." glanced at Xia Qi sharply.

Sharp heart at this time this depressed, the words on the first page are actually Chinese characters on the earth, and what is even more infuriating is that these Chinese characters are 'Don't die, don't practice!' 'Eight big characters.

At this time, he was completely entangled in the sharpness, his fingers trembled and he turned the second page, only to see that it was written 'chasing the stars and catching the moon' four Chinese characters, without looking at the content in detail, so he turned to the next page, until the fourth page, that is, the last page of the most, which was full of some content related to 'chasing the stars and catching the moon', and he didn't bother to look at it carefully, and scolded sharply: "My day, what is this?" Damn, what's all this? "Sharp heart this bitter, cup, tangled, sharp will be shocked in his heart, angry and took ten bulls and three tigers to slowly calm down, when I saw Shen Li, Xia Qi, Xiao Yunzi looked 'confused', angry said: "What to see, then go shopping." ”

Although they all had a stomach full of questions, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the sloppy old man who had just given the book to the sharp was standing in the high sky of the Dragon Continent, and he turned into a red-bearded, black-faced, honest-looking sand monk.

"Hey, hey, these few words you taught me really work, Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched the loose hair on both sides, and said to Zhu Bajie.

"Hahaha, don't you look at who my brother is, it's a little bit, with this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't be able to die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

"Second Senior Brother, how do I feel that this kid has the same 'sexual' personality as you, how can you ......" Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he finished speaking.

"Brother, can't help it?" As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that Sha Seng had started grinding endlessly again, he hurriedly 'plugged' his mouth.

"Who is the blame, who let you peek at the fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and let me give you the wind, I never wanted to be caught by Erlang God, and exiled us to this nether realm to be galaxy guards, and also sealed our change powers, alas, what do you say we are doing!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.

"The Jade Emperor Lao'er accepted our changing powers, aren't you afraid that the two of us will change into handsome appearances, and secretly leave our jobs to enjoy them, but also thanks to my cleverness, I ask the senior brother to teach us the magic powers of one person and one person, and my brother can be chic for a hundred years, hehe......" Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed 'lewdness'.

"Isn't that great, but you're troubled to bring this kid to my galaxy, alas, ......," the sand monk sighed innocently.

"Brother wants to be troubled? The transformation spell that the monkey gave to my brother was the verbal language of such a stupid boy in the Milky Way galaxy that my brother was guarding, brother! On the first day my brother took office, he was completely transformed eighteen times by this kid. Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and said in his heart: "Could it be that all this was deliberately arranged by that monkey?" Where else could there be such a coincidence? ”

Everything is predestined, is all this really just a coincidence?

"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Seng glanced at the Julong Continent below again and said.

"You said that if I become a little beautiful boy, when I was taking my sister, I was changed by this guy's verbal language, and I didn't frighten other girls, how can my brother still mix it, so my brother had an idea, and arranged him to your vertical and horizontal galaxy, anyway, there have been no heavenly demons to 'disturb' the mortal world for tens of thousands of years, and my brother is idle, and he just changes into his appearance to go to the mortal world to enjoy it, this kid's underworld identity has a lot of beautiful girls!" Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking very yearning.

"Alas, it's been all these years, second senior brother, you are still like this, you are tantamount to destroying the normal order of the nether realm, so you are not afraid that the king of Yama will sue the emperor?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I'm coming to communicate with you, he can't have an accident on your side, with this little skill of self-defense, he can protect himself and don't hang up, and when we return to Heaven after our appointment, it won't be over if we take him back." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but brag and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, isn't my brother very smart?" ”

"Uh......" Sha Seng was speechless, he was on the thief ship of the second senior brother again.

It turned out that what Zhu Bajie said to Sharp last time was a lie, and the real reason for it was that he peeked at Chang'e taking a bath and was punished, if the conversation between the two people was heard sharply, he would definitely be completely angry.

On Yingbin Street, the sharp group of people who continued to do market inspections returned to the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi jumped up and down to see this, and then look at that, looking childlike.

"Boss, I want this, take the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the trinkets in a stall next to her and asked for money from Sharp.

Sharp followed Xia Qi's fingers, and when he looked at the thing he was pointing at, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly asked, "Do you girls like this kind of thing very much?" ”

"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply urgently: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!" ”

"Oh, this young lady has a good eye, this is a new product that I came in from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this fragrance, it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged 'woman', and when she saw that business came to her door, she hurriedly sold her goods to Xia Qi, who was standing in front of her stall.

"Second brother, what is this thing called?" Sharply suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Li, who was standing beside him.

When Shen Li heard the sharp question, he was very surprised, as if he was looking at a monster, looked up and down sharply, and said, "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know what this Dao is?" ”

"Where is all this nonsense, hurry up?" The sharp and urgent voice has changed its tone a little.