Just when the two young people, a man and a woman, opened their hearts and exchanged their life experiences and their ideals with each other, they didn't know that two pairs of big hot eyes in the grove next to them were staring at them without blinking.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao felt that he should rush out of the city at this time, otherwise wouldn't these two guys who had already talked about themselves be dry firewood and the fire would burn more and more?

Just when Zhuge Xiao twisted his body and wanted to run out, he was coldly held down by a pair of big hands on his shoulders.

Zhou Hu fiercely pressed this bad girl who wanted to destroy the happiness of Brother Ergou, glared and said, "What do you want to do?" I said the girl of the Zhuge family, can't you do some personnel? People are chatting hotly, what are you doing out of the city? Stay here honestly and don't go anywhere! ”

Zhuge struggled twice slightly, but he didn't break free of Zhou Yu's big hand, so he said angrily: "Three donkeys, you are a dead pot, let me go quickly, are you playing hooligan?" ”

"Damn, hooligan? Even if I am a hooligan, I am better than you, a bully who wants to break up other people's marriages, you are a big bully who wants to break up other people's marriages! ”

Zhuge Xiaoxiao really wanted to cry without tears at this time, why did you say that you met such an unreasonable bad guy? So he rolled his eyes, straightened his chest and threatened: "Three donkeys, let me tell you, if you don't let go, I'm going to shout indecent deeds." ”

Who knew that Zhou Hu didn't raise his eyelids, he didn't bird her at all, and snorted in his mouth: "Big bully, you listen to me too, if you dare to shout, I dare to block your mouth with my mouth, this time it's really rude, if you don't believe it, try it!" Anyway, you bad girl says I'm a hooligan all day long. If I don't play it again, I really feel a little bit of a loss. ”

Looking at Zhou Hu's eyes that seemed to be glowing green, Zhuge Xiaoxiao was really a little scared. With tears in his eyes, he said, "Three donkeys, you bastard!" ”

"Oh? How do you know I'm a bastard? That's what everyone in my village says about me. It seems that I am really not subtle enough, always so radiant. ”

"Flutter", Zhuge Xiaoxiao, who still had tears on his face, laughed all of a sudden.

Zhou Hu said with a bitter face: "I said Sister Zhuge that you are crying and laughing, isn't there something wrong with you?" Don't scare me. ”

"Hmph, I'm scared to death. This girl is not sick, but you stinky rascal is sick. I'll tell you if you're a dead pot, don't call me eldest sister in the future, I'm only twenty-four years old this year, and you still think I'm old. ”

"Oh. I know the way, so I'll call you Zhuge big sister from now on, right? ”

"You can pull it down, who is your sister? Is it possible that your big cake face has a sister as beautiful as mine? Besides, we still have a feud, don't get close to me, just call me Xiaoxiao in the future. ”

"Oh, I mean, I don't understand, why don't you always like them together? If you want to say that my second dog brother's character is not to say, I have to say that he is smart, and he has to say that he has the ability to make money. In our village, people give the nickname 'honest and handsome money-making little Langjun', and with the eldest sister Qingqing, it is a back and forth. ”

Zhuge Xiaoxiao looked at this big cake face that was close at hand, talking nonsense and full of cannons, and sighed helplessly. whispered: "Pot head, I also know that Brother Zhou Yu is a good person and has strong ability." But I'm also doing this for the good of Brother Zhou Yu.

You don't know the background of Lu Dao Qingqing, you said that Brother Zhou Yu is handsome and can make money. But such a boy is still the lowest standard in the team chasing Qingqing, even if there are many people with a net worth of tens of millions and hundreds of millions. Take 10,000 steps back. Even if Qingqing likes your second dog brother, can they pass that level in Qingqing's family? ”

Originally, Zhuge Xiaoxiao thought that after his words were finished, Zhou Hu would be depressed and obediently let go of himself, but who knew that this guy rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Just because of this? I see that you are really salty and eat turnips and worry about it. Let me ask you, do you know why the Milky Way in the sky is the brightest on the seventh day of the seventh month of July every year? ”

"Isn't it because the Queen Mother made a magpie bridge with stars on that day in order to let the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong meet?"

"Wrong, very wrong! That's because Dong Yong is a cake talent, and it is because of his incompetence that the two can only see each other once a year. If my second dog brother was born thousands of years earlier, the magpie bridge paved with stars is designated to exist every day, as long as my second dog brother thinks about his wife and wants to go to heaven to see when he wants, we can also see a particularly bright galaxy every day.

You say that my second dog brother can even deal with the queen mother in the sky, and he will care about an old woman or an old man in the mortal world? You just put your heart in your stomach and see. ”

This cowhide was blown so loudly that even Zhuge Xiaoxiao, who has always called herself a lady, couldn't help but "lean" hard in her heart, and then closed her eyes helplessly, and her heart was like a spring: "It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, go to his mother's, what's the love, the old lady is a little tired from being blown by this bastard, I don't care, I really don't care." Rest, rest for a while and ......"

The sky was slightly bright, and Pheasant Ridge was silent. The flowers and trees gently blown by the wind twist their waists happily and dance, and under the shroud of light mist, they are even more swaying. Against the backdrop of dewdrops, the grass is greener, the flowers are more delicate, and the leaves are more vibrant.

"Whoa, whoa." A long cry of blood ghosts lifted the silence of Pheasant Ridge, and the beasts and birds in the mountains woke up from their dreams helplessly, staring at the surroundings of the small courtyard on the east slope with a pair of mournful eyes, and started a new day's life very painfully.

Zhou Hu, who was sleeping on the same kang with Zhou Yu, jumped up from the kang after this long roar, and without saying a word, he rushed to the corner of the courtyard wearing only a pair of trousers, picked up a shovel and immediately made a vigilant gesture.

But after looking left and right, he didn't find anything unusual, and then he looked at the sky without giving up, and finally patted the ground with a shovel, but found nothing.

Just when Zhou Hu breathed a sigh of relief and thought that he was dreaming just now, "Oh, oh, oh." The poignant roar sounded again, Zhou Hu was anxious, holding the shovel in both hands, and his legs and stomach trembled and shouted loudly: "Where do the demons and monsters dare to scare your grandfather, hurry up and show up for me, if you don't beat you out of the, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Zhou!" ”

At this time, the door of the room next to him opened, Liu Qingqing and Zhuge Xiaoxiao were dressed neatly and hurriedly came out, and as soon as they came out, they heard Zhou Hu talking nonsense there.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao is really knocked, this dead pot has never had a door to speak, last night Hu Tianhai blew it for Zhou Yu, and blew Zhou Yu better than Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor. What kind of demons and monsters are you talking about this morning, this thing is a fool.

"Hey, what the lid of the pot is out there? Is it good to have a little scientific knowledge? Also demons and monsters, I think you are the biggest demons and monsters, perverts and hooligans. ”

"Xiaoxiao, now is not the time to joke, the situation is critical, didn't you hear the voice just now? Is that what normal stuff can do? I've lived here for more than 20 years, and I've never heard such a scary sound. I think you and Sister Qingqing should go to my second dog's house to hide first, if the monster comes, I'll deal with it for a while, and then you can run for your life. By the time you see me again, I'll be a monster.

Little sister, big sister Qingqing, goodbye! After speaking, Zhou Hu took a deep breath and walked out of the gate of the hospital without looking back.

In the gray brightness of the early morning, Zhou Hu's body wearing a pair of trousers gradually drifted away, and the mountain wind was swaying, and there was a sense of gloom with the lonely body. It can really be said that the mountain wind is bleak and the stream is cold, and Zhou Daxia will not return the stool without changing it!

The two girls were made into tears by Zhou Hu's tragedy, and Zhuge Xiaoxiao shouted loudly in the courtyard: "Don't worry, three donkeys, if you really become a poop, I will definitely put you away with a jar and bury it, and I will definitely burn paper for you on the fifteenth day of Qingming Festival." ”

Zhou Hu, who was majestic and high-spirited, swore to fight to the death with monsters with a big shovel, and after hearing Zhuge Xiaoxiao's words, he stumbled under his feet and fell into a dog eating, and then used all his strength to shout sadly, "Grass!! ”

Not to mention that Zhou Hu fought with demons and monsters, just said that the two girls saw Zhou Hu go out alone, although there are no demons and monsters in this world, but the voice just now was too scary, and it was really dangerous to let Zhou Hu go out alone, so Zhuge Xiaoxiao and Liu Qingqing ran to Zhou Yu's room.

As soon as they entered the house, the two girls hurriedly covered their eyes and came out. Through the cracks between his fingers, I saw that Zhou Yu was lying on the kang with only a pair of pants, still asleep. The little black rabbit next to him was lying on Zhou Yu's belly, and he was snoring like thunder at this time.

Poked Liu Qingqing with his hand, Zhuge Xiaoxiao said with some embarrassment: "Qingqing, you are familiar with him, why don't you go over and call him?" ”

Liu Qingqing's face flushed, and she said stiffly: "I'm not very familiar with him, besides, didn't Zhou Hu also wear a pair of pants just now, why didn't you have such a big reaction?" ”

"Oh? Don't say it's really like this, hehe, didn't I just pay attention? But Zhou Hu's guy is usually shameless, how can I feel that I am still used to it. By the way, let's not talk about him, you hurry up and wake him up, if it's late, I'm afraid that Zhou Hu will really be in trouble. ”

Liu Qingqing smiled playfully, but still entered the room with a red face, came to the big kang and shouted: "Zhou Yu, wake up, wake up." "But the voice was pitifully quiet. (To be continued......)

PS: If you laugh after reading this chapter and the next chapter, don't be stingy with the tickets in your hand?