Zhou Hu on the shore looked at several people in the water and gritted their teeth, this kid was so frightened that he quickly bent down and picked up the nearby stones and sticks and hid them under the big tree, so as not to use these sharp weapons to scratch his face when these people vented later.

Lao Cao and Zhou Yu came up together, and they were all wet and dripping with water. Especially when Lao Cao was in a hurry to enter the water, he didn't think about taking off his windbreaker, not to mention how uncomfortable it was to be wrapped in a wet windbreaker at this time, even so, Lao Cao couldn't take care of it, how could he think so much when he saw Zhou Hu at this time? Beat the fuck first.

Originally, Zhou Hu wanted to explain and explain, but he was really wronged in this matter. But where will Zhou Yu and Lao Cao listen to his explanation? So the two wet men directly knocked him down without saying a word, and then an old fist was served.

The three women who came ashore after were also angry, and they came over to hold Zhou Hu with their snow-white feet, so Zhou Hu was miserable, and the ten feet greeted him.

This is still Zhou Hu's life, these five people have long since disappeared due to their large amount of activity in the water, except for Lao Cao's magical big leather shoes. Otherwise, Zhou Hu's torture would have been many times heavier than now.

Xiaoxiao was the most worried and angry, looking at Zhou Hu who was covering his face and howling on the ground, he felt that the anger in his heart still hadn't come out, so he bent down and stretched out his little hand to pinch Zhou Hu's back and twist it fiercely. Immediately, Zhou Hu let out a miserable scream, almost scaring the few people who were committing the murder.

At this time, Zhou Hu didn't know who had made him scratch his face a few times because he was negligent in his precautions, and the kid wailed: "Please, if you want to be angry, just greet you." Don't slap your face, I still have to go on a blind date. ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiao was even more angry and clenched his teeth. turned around and went to the neighborhood to look for the murder weapon.

To say that the life of this little girl is good, although the neighborhood has been cleaned by Zhou Hu. But she still found a pointed stone, so Xiaoxiao changed from a graceful beauty to a female man, and came to Zhou Hu with a pointed stone, bent down and said angrily: "Dead pot head, you will try to go on a blind date?" Look at this girl, don't scratch your stinky face. ”

"Don't mind, don't mind, can't I not go? I'll be a monk for the rest of my life, Xiaoxiao, just let me go, what's the point of my life without this face? ”

"No, it's even worse to be a monk!"

Zhou Hu was about to cry. asked aggrievedly: "This can't do this, that can't work, so what do you want me to do?" ”

"I~I~, the head of the dead pot is a mallet!"

Xiaoxiao doesn't know what to say, she is a big girl with yellow flowers, she can't force someone to marry her, right?

At this time, everyone was also tired, and after listening to the small words, they collectively stopped, and the scene instantly became a little weird.

Looking at everyone's eyes, Xiao Xiaoqiao's face turned red, and she said wryly: "What are you all staring at me for?" People were kidding. ”

"Yes, yes, it's a joke." I'm afraid that I won't be able to get off the stage. Liu Juaner hurriedly responded to the call to relieve the siege.

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After ten minutes, the five people were tired of fighting, and they had scolded enough, and the anger was almost over, so they also felt a little hungry. So they sat on the ground and enjoyed the feast of grilled fish and wild fruits brought by Zhou Hu.

As for Zhou Hu, he was squatting on the ground with his hands behind his back, his head down, and he kept muttering "I'm guilty, I'm guilty......"

Lao Cao took a bite of the fat grilled fish and threw a wild grape into his mouth. Fresh and sweet are mixed together, not to mention how comfortable it is.

After tapping his mouth twice, Lao Cao spoke: "Hey, the criminals are three donkeys." Do you know what kind of sin you have? ”

"Brother Cao, I know that I am guilty of a lot. But I haven't figured out what the crime is yet, or you can tell me? ”

"Hey, you're a pretty stubborn criminal, I think it's a light beating."

"Brother Cao, my brother is wronged, I really don't know what crime I have committed." Zhou Hu raised his head and said.

"The criminals are still quite arrogant, who told you to raise your head, hurry up and lower." After snacking two wild grapes, he also retaliated.

"Okay, look at you like this, brother, I'll remind you, tell me why you pretended to commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river to fool us? Do you know that I am so hung that I committed suicide with you? Damn, fortunately, the second dog stopped me, or I would be the one who got into the oil pot first, do you think I am at a loss? ”

"Brother Cao, can we be reasonable? Who pretended to throw yourself into the river to fool you? After you left, I felt that it was hot, so I took off my clothes and took a bath in the moon lake, and after washing, I felt hungry, so I went to the east stream to catch fish and pick wild fruits.

As soon as I came back, I saw you looking for me in the water, and you think I can keep calling you? The result is good, as soon as you go ashore, you won't let me tell the difference, and just knock me down is a fat beating, who do you say I should reason with? It's all fucking that Dou E is wronged, I think I'm even more wronged than Dou E, you just wait for the heavy snow to fall later. Zhou Hu pleaded aggrievedly.

After listening to Zhou Hu's words, the five people collectively didn't dare to speak out, why? Because they also felt that Zhou Hu was a little wronged this time, they all set their eyes on Comrade Lao Cao, the initiator.

Looking at everyone's demeanor, Lao Cao rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, I said what kind of eyes are you all looking at?" Do you still want to rely on me? Tell me what you would have thought if you had changed it at that time and saw that the tiger was gone, and there were still clothes and pants on the shore? Conscience of heaven and earth, do you know what the Tao scared me at that time? To whom do I confide in this grievance? ”

A few people think about it, you can't blame Lao Cao for this, whoever is the first to go over is not much better. But someone has to come out to top the cylinder, right? Or aren't you frightened in vain?

So Zhou Yu and the three women studied for a while, and finally came up with a decision, in view of the fact that Huzi did not play missing once, and Lao Cao was rough enough to believe that someone committed suicide before he understood what happened and gave a verbal warning. As for Zhou Yu and the three women, they needed to be comforted because they were frightened, so Zhou Hu and Lao Cao were punished to go roast the turkey now, and keep it for the night to suppress the shock of the four people.

Zhou Hu didn't say anything, no matter how he saw everyone's kindness to him today, roasting a turkey to comfort everyone should also be. But Lao Cao felt that he was very wronged, but after being glared at by Liu Juan'er a few times, he obediently followed Zhou Hu to catch the turkey.

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This roast turkey feast Zhou Hu and Lao Cao worked from more than four o'clock in the afternoon to more than seven o'clock in the evening, because this thing is too big, more than 20 catties, just digging the stove is good to hang Lao Cao to death.

The three ladies went from joy to sadness today, and then from sadness to joy, and their bodies and minds were greatly hurt, so when Zhou Hu and Lao Cao were reforming through labor, one of them was holding a small tree stick and monitoring on the side, if Lao Cao was lazy, Liu Juaner would use the tree stick to smoke it, but in the end, whether it hurt or not, everyone didn't know what to do, anyway, Lao Cao's scream was not small. As for Zhou Hu, he didn't have the idea of being lazy and slippery this time, and he wholeheartedly carried out labor reform, striving to be a new person from tomorrow morning, but he also solved a little embarrassment.

Zhou Yu was not idle when these two were carrying out labor reform, and first cooked a large pot of multigrain and wild fruit porridge on the liquefied gas tank. Millet, peanuts, red beans, sweet potatoes and other grains are simmered in a pot with slightly raw green peaches cut into small pieces, and then put in the washed and cut sun nuts and crushed fried pine nuts after the porridge is almost ready, the taste can make people hungry to death.

Taking advantage of the time to cook porridge, Zhou Yu made four more cold dishes, cold mixed sprouts, cucumbers, sugar tomatoes, the last plate is a hard dish, Northeast people love to eat, shallots dipped in sauce.

The exciting moment finally came, after more than half an hour of simmering over a small fire, the roasted oily and browned turkey was finally baked, and was carried to the big basin on the dinner table by Zhou Hu and Lao Cao.

At this time, four large plates of cold dishes had already been placed on the table, and six small white bowls were also filled with mellow and rich wine. Facing the fragrant turkey, at this time any language seems pale and weak, and everyone has only one word in their hearts, eat!

Eating roasted soft and browned turkey with a rich aroma, just a smooth and fragrant wine, and then two bites of fresh and light side dishes to remove the greasy, that is called a enjoyment, that is called a life! (To be continued......)